Let's be friends.

[Direckshun]

I feel like this would be a great opportunity to reach out and be friends with one of you.

The mission for this thread is simple: I am going to make a friend. One of you will be my friend.

I will angle for your affection, pretend like we have something in common, and we'll talk like friends talk. Eventually, you will like me.

Go.

[TimBone]

No.

[The Franchise]

Yes

[Direckshun]

No.

C'mon. I've got toy cars.

Toy cars!

[Bufkin]

Starting off, what type of information are you looking for?

[Direckshun]

Yes

Now that's the kind of optimism I like in a potential friend.

What are your hopes? Your dreams? Your desires?

[Direckshun]

Starting off, what type of information are you looking for?

Let's go with names for potential children.

If you had a boy tomorrow, what would you name him.

[Bufkin]

Let's go with names for potential children.

If you had a boy tomorrow, what would you name him.
Martin, after my favorite journalist Martin Bashir.

[Direckshun]

Martin, after my favorite journalist Martin Bashir.

Interesting! I watch him on MSNBC from time to time.

I have so many favorite journalists. Nobody touches Tim Russert, for my money, but Christina Amanpour comes close.

Edit: Or Peter Bergen. Or Jeffery Toobin. Or Tom Ricks.

[TimBone]

C'mon. I've got toy cars.

Toy cars!

Hot wheels?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I've got boar semen for sale. Let's be friends !

[Zebedee DuBois]

I kind of like you already, but in the laziest, most not-making-an-effort way possible. If conversation is required, that may be enough to push the relationship to 'annoyance' status.

Can't we just leave it at this level.

[Donger]

Go fuck a goat.

[Bufkin]

Marry, kill, fuck

Sarah Palin, Anderson Cooper, Nancy Grace.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

We are all friends here...And we will all endure another disappointing Chiefs season


Once more unto the breach, dear friends

[Rain Man]

I admire the initiative of this thread. I often think that I should make more of an effort to cultivate friends, but then I realize that I don't really care that much and would rather sit down and read a good magazine article by myself.

[Direckshun]

Hot wheels?

Is there any other kind?

We're done. You're not going to be my friend.

[Direckshun]

I've got boar semen for sale. Let's be friends !

Uhhhhhhherrrmmmmmm.... Do you have any other interests.

[Easy 6]

No.

.

[Direckshun]

I kind of like you already, but in the laziest, most not-making-an-effort way possible. If conversation is required, that may be enough to push the relationship to 'annoyance' status.

Can't we just leave it at this level.

I'm ready to take it to the next level. My body is ready. Yours could be too.

[Direckshun]

Go **** a goat.

That's not a nice thing to say.

We'll never be friends with that kind of attitude.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Uhhhhhhherrrmmmmmm.... Do you have any other interests.

Yep . I like to shoot dogs running across the pasture. the 204 is a sweet rifle .
I even got night vision for it.

[Titty Meat]

Friend zoned

[Direckshun]

Marry, kill, ****

Sarah Palin, Anderson Cooper, Nancy Grace.

C'mon, man. You know me.

Marry Cooper.
Kill Grace.
Palin can slob on the knob.

[LoneWolf]

C'mon. I've got toy cars.

Toy cars!

You own a Subaru? Neat!

[Direckshun]

I admire the initiative of this thread. I often think that I should make more of an effort to cultivate friends, but then I realize that I don't really care that much and would rather sit down and read a good magazine article by myself.

We're already friends. Get out of here.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I admire the initiative of this thread. I often think that I should make more of an effort to cultivate friends, but then I realize that I don't really care that much and would rather sit down and read a good magazine article by myself.

we should get together some time and read.

[Direckshun]

.

You son of a bitch.

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

[Rain Man]

That's not a nice thing to say.

We'll never be friends with that kind of attitude.


How do you know that he's not a shepherd from the hills of Armenia? That's probably a very nice and welcoming offer from an Armenian shepherd.

[TimBone]

Is there any other kind?

We're done. You're not going to be my friend.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/29/epe9a7yb.jpg

[Direckshun]

Yep . I like to shoot dogs running across the pasture. the 204 is a sweet rifle .
I even got night vision for it.

Let's just be pen pals.

[Rain Man]

We're already friends. Get out of here.

Thank god. I'm out of here.

[Direckshun]

Friend zoned

Man hug?

[Rain Man]

we should get together some time and read.


I'll call you.

[Direckshun]

we should get together some time and read.

I'll call you.

NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED TO MAKE FRIENDS WHILE I'M TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.

[Donger]

That's not a nice thing to say.

We'll never be friends with that kind of attitude.

Perhaps not, but there will be some goats that will be thrilled.

[Bwana]

I like guns, lots of guns.

[Direckshun]

How do you know that he's not a shepherd from the hills of Armenia? That's probably a very nice and welcoming offer from an Armenian shepherd.

I hadn't considered that.

I'm not very culturally aware. I'll have to change that if I want to make a friend.

[Donger]

Rain Man and I almost became friends once. I'm not sure what happened but I'm positive it was mutual.

[Direckshun]

Perhaps not, but there will be some goats that will be thrilled.

I'm trying to make a human friend, Donger.

A human friend.

[Direckshun]

I like guns, lots of guns.

Interesting!

How do you feel about fro-yo?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I like guns, lots of guns.

I wanna be friends with Bwana !

[Donger]

I'm trying to make a human friend, Donger.

A human friend.

Oh. Well, it's your fault that you didn't specify species.

[Bwana]

Interesting!

How do you feel about fro-yo?

Never had it.

[Bwana]

I wanna be friends with Bwana !

I'll shake your hand but under the circumstances, I need to see you wash them first, boar wrangler. :D

[Raiderhater]

I'll need you to switch to an American flag in your avatar before I could consider.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?

[Rain Man]

Rain Man and I almost became friends once. I'm not sure what happened but I'm positive it was mutual.


I remember that. It seemed imminent, but then one of us lost our goat or something.

[RealSNR]

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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I'll need you to switch to an American flag in your avatar before I could consider.


Good point !

What's up with that ?

[Direckshun]

Oh. Well, it's your fault that you didn't specify species.

I accept my shortcomings and will take your feedback as constructive criticism.

[Direckshun]

I wanna be friends with Bwana !

I'll shake your hand but under the circumstances, I need to see you wash them first, boar wrangler. :D

Everybody needs to put Hog Farmer on ignore. He is trying to steal you from me.

[Direckshun]

Never had it.

Well? Lessgo!

[Direckshun]

I'll need you to switch to an American flag in your avatar before I could consider.

Interesting proposition.

Very interesting.

[BigRedChief]

I feel like this would be a great opportunity to reach out and be friends with one of you.

The mission for this thread is simple: I am going to make a friend. One of you will be my friend.

I will angle for your affection, pretend like we have something in common, and we'll talk like friends talk. Eventually, you will like me.

Go.
:hmmm:
http://www.thecheapplace.com/image/cache/data/Product-images/ivamis/P1014-Fuck-you-I-have-enough-friends-Patch-950x675.jpg

[Direckshun]

Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?

Giant Douche.

Douching isn't so bad if you have to do it.

[Direckshun]

I have just made a friend.

Hog Farmer has sent me a friend request, which I politely obliged.

We are now friends. This thread has fulfilled its purpose. It may now be allowed to drop deep into the bowels of this forum and die with dignity.

[RealSNR]

I have just made a friend.

Hog Farmer has sent me a friend request, which I politely obliged.

We are now friends. This thread has fulfilled its purpose. It may now be allowed to drop deep into the bowels of this forum and die with dignity.

Hope you like talking about Johnny Manziel.

Otherwise it will never work.

[cmh6476]

I hope no chiefs impact players get hurt this year. I dream our defense will be tops in the league. I desire a Chiefs super bowl victory. Can we be friends?

[Donger]

I have just made a friend.

Hog Farmer has sent me a friend request, which I politely obliged.

We are now friends. This thread has fulfilled its purpose. It may now be allowed to drop deep into the bowels of this forum and die with dignity.

WTF is a "friend request"?

[Buzz]

I hope no chiefs impact players get hurt this year. I dream our defense will be tops in the league. I desire a Chiefs super bowl victory. Can we be friends?


looks like you could use some friends.

[DaFace]

That seems unlikely.

[LoneWolf]

WTF is a "friend request"?

Check your profile page. :D

[Titty Meat]

Man hug?

Mouth hug

[Buzz]

Oh, and with friends like you who needs an enema? :doh!:

[Donger]

Check your profile page. :D

Oh right.

I rejected your request.

[Bwana]

Mouth hug

**Runs off to check for Jim Jones mult.** :eek:

[SuperChief]

Let's go with names for potential children.

If you had a boy tomorrow, what would you name him.

Dean. It's my father's middle name, and my future son's name. Next question.

[LoneWolf]

Oh right.

I rejected your request.

Please excuse me while I go hang myself in a closet.

[Donger]

Please excuse me while I go hang myself in a closet.

I'll hang around until you're done.

How does one even send a "friend request"?

[Donger]

Oh! I think I just figured it out!

[LoneWolf]

I'll hang around until you're done.

How does one even send a "friend request"?

Go to the persons public profile and under the friends tab click on "send friend request". Then be prepared to have your heart ripped out when they reject your request.

[Simply Red]

I have just made a friend.

Hog Farmer has sent me a friend request, which I politely obliged.

We are now friends. This thread has fulfilled its purpose. It may now be allowed to drop deep into the bowels of this forum and die with dignity.

Fuck you and Hit Me with a Club!!!

[TimBone]

I only want to be friends with Simply Red.

[Deberg_1990]

I feel like this would be a great opportunity to reach out and be friends with one of you.

The mission for this thread is simple: I am going to make a friend. One of you will be my friend.

I will angle for your affection, pretend like we have something in common, and we'll talk like friends talk. Eventually, you will like me.

Go.

A/S/L ?

Pic?

[Simply Red]

You are a sweet, sweet man.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Get a dog

[Donger]

Go to the persons public profile and under the friends tab click on "send friend request". Then be prepared to have your heart ripped out when they reject your request.

Thanks. Did I do it correctly?

[Direckshun]

I would like to remind everyone that this thread has fulfilled its purpose, and now can be either closed or ignored.

Posting in this thread is now excessive and unnecessary now that I have a friend. Please stop.

[SeeingRed]

yay...lets all be friends! =D

[TLO]

I'm so confused. :(

[Buzz]

I'm so confused. :(


so is SeeingRed.

[SeeingRed]

so is SeeingRed.

:cuss:

[Simply Red]

I would like to remind everyone that this thread has fulfilled its purpose, and now can be either closed or ignored.

Posting in this thread is now excessive and unnecessary now that I have a friend. Please stop.

u Dick.

[Rain Man]

I would like to remind everyone that this thread has fulfilled its purpose, and now can be either closed or ignored.

Posting in this thread is now excessive and unnecessary now that I have a friend. Please stop.

It's quite possible that you've grown apart. When was the last time you heard from him?

[Direckshun]

It's quite possible that you've grown apart. When was the last time you heard from him?

Stop sowing the seeds of discontent.

For once in my miserable existence on CP, a thread I've started has reached its intended outcome, and someone on CP can't help but try to rip it apart.

I expected it. But I didn't expect it to be you, Rain Man. I didn't expect it to be you.

[Raiderhater]

Stop sowing the seeds of discontent.

For once in my miserable existence on CP, a thread I've started has reached its intended outcome, and someone on CP can't help but try to rip it apart.

I expected it. But I didn't expect it to be you, Rain Man. I didn't expect it to be you.

Never turn your back on Rain Man.




















Or Hog Farmer for that matter.

[Direckshun]

ROFL

[58-4ever]

if you're still taking applications, I will be your friend.

[58-4ever]

if you're still taking applications, I will be your friend.

Q you idiot

[Buzz]

Stop sowing the seeds of discontent.

For once in my miserable existence on CP, a thread I've started has reached its intended outcome, and someone on CP can't help but try to rip it apart.

I expected it. But I didn't expect it to be you, Rain Man. I didn't expect it to be you.


you might need moor friends?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

you might need moor friends?

Yeah, the one he has is a real boar! groan...

[loochy]

Martin, after my favorite journalist Martin Bashir.

http://rindastartrekds9.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/dr_julian_bashir_by_pakpolaris-d37vcd4.jpg

[Eleazar]

Get a dog. Dogs > people

[Simply Red]

Yeah, the one he has is a real boar! groan...

If you're attending a game this season - I'd like to meet up. Out of the blue I guess. but......???

[Rain Man]

Stop sowing the seeds of discontent.

For once in my miserable existence on CP, a thread I've started has reached its intended outcome, and someone on CP can't help but try to rip it apart.

I expected it. But I didn't expect it to be you, Rain Man. I didn't expect it to be you.

Never turn your back on Rain Man.




People have historically underestimated my viciousness around here. I'm glad to see that I'm finally getting some recognition.

[Iowanian]

Quite a few of these guys should be easy enough for you to become friends and they have a distinct formula to accomplish the task.

Basically all you have to do is try to date any of the regular date-beggars. Text them a few times, maybe exchange a phone call and when they go in for the kiss, turn your cheek and tell them what the other girls do..."we'll be great friends, I'll call you".

[Lex Luthor]

I feel like this would be a great opportunity to reach out and be friends with one of you.

The mission for this thread is simple: I am going to make a friend. One of you will be my friend.

I will angle for your affection, pretend like we have something in common, and we'll talk like friends talk. Eventually, you will like me.

Go.

No thanks. I already have a gay friend.

[Hammock Parties]

WE WERE FACEBOOK FRIENDS

YOU UNFRIENDED ME

YOU WANT A FRIEND?

TRY NOT ERASING THE ONES YOU HAVE YOU HORRIBLE SUBHUMAN MONSTER

A POX ON YOUR FAMILY

[RealSNR]

WE WERE FACEBOOK FRIENDS

YOU UNFRIENDED ME

YOU WANT A FRIEND?

TRY NOT ERASING THE ONES YOU HAVE YOU HORRIBLE SUBHUMAN MONSTER

A POX ON YOUR FAMILY

What the FUCK, Direckshun?!

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't drive over to Springfield right now and slap you in the face.

[Saccopoo]

I remember dragging out one of my friends from the Hawk in a drunken, unconscious stupor and laying him on an ant hill that was near the sidewalk on the other side of the street from the bar.

That was funny.

[Titty Meat]

I remember dragging out one of my friends from the Hawk in a drunken, unconscious stupor and laying him on an ant hill that was near the sidewalk on the other side of the street from the bar.

That was funny.

You seem like the type who would go to The Hawk

[ClevelandBronco]

Ignore thread.

[Gonzo]

Friends are overrated. Every time I get one that I think I'll have for life, they end up being giant fucking douches.
However, guns are nice. Carry one and people usually fall in line.

[Saccopoo]

You seem like the type who would go to The Hawk

Thanks.

[keg in kc]

This is just creepy.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Hope you like talking about Johnny Manziel.

Otherwise it will never work.

No.No !

I have plans to educate him thoroughly on boar jerking techniques first , then we're gonna talk about johnny Manziel.

[Raiderhater]

People have historically underestimated my viciousness around here. I'm glad to see that I'm finally getting some recognition.
I've never underestimated you. In fact I've always assumed that all of your polls and games/simulations were just meant to distract us from a much more nefarious purpose.

[Raiderhater]

No.No !

I have plans to educate him thoroughly on boar jerking techniques first , then we're gonna talk about johnny Manziel.
For some reason I suspect there is going to be a fair amount of overlap on these two subjects.

[luv]

Friends? What are those?

[tooge]

I've got enough good friends. Everyone else can fuck off. Not looking for a new friend