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Hammock Parties
12-11-2014, 12:43 AM
He hasn't posted anything about the Chiefs in three days.

In fact, since the Broncos game, his Chiefs posting has been sparse and uninspired.

Direckshun, we care about you and want you to keep posting late night bullshit even though Alex Smith took a huge dump on your homer cock.

Please report to this thread immediately for soothing from your online friends.

Simply Red
12-11-2014, 12:49 AM
I was going to PM him and ask if he was pissed at me or something. I said something playful and he got mad and left his own thread - Direckshun if you're out there:


http://i59.tinypic.com/ogan0h.gif

Ming the Merciless
12-11-2014, 12:51 AM
You guys seem nice

TimBone
12-11-2014, 12:51 AM
I love him. I hope he's okay. He mentioned having an emergency a day or two after the Raiders game. Please let us know if you're okay, Direckshun.

I love you.

Hammock Parties
12-11-2014, 12:55 AM
we want the late night bullshit

we need it, baby D

there is no dark without your light

Simply Red
12-11-2014, 01:00 AM
Is there someone who can drive to his house?

thabear04
12-11-2014, 01:01 AM
Maybe he been busy.

Hammock Parties
12-11-2014, 01:01 AM
Is there someone who can drive to his house?

I'm sure he's fine, Little Red.

He's just posting about political bullshit instead of his beloved Chiefs.

His dreams have been shattered.

I wish I could hold him as I would hold a baby mongoose.

Fairplay
12-11-2014, 01:08 AM
Just don't post in DC please.

MMXcalibur
12-11-2014, 01:16 AM
What are these Chiefs you speak of?

kcchiefsus
12-11-2014, 02:13 AM
What is it with the 'late night bullshit' anyways? And all of the 'the bar is open' stupid fucking threads?

TimBone
12-11-2014, 02:14 AM
What is it with the 'late night bullshit' anyways? And all of the 'the bar is open' stupid fucking threads?
You watch your man pleaser, sir.

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-11-2014, 03:12 AM
I wonder how long before Marcellus cracks? I believe another shanking by the Faid should seal the deal.

J Diddy
12-11-2014, 08:24 AM
I'm sure he's fine, Little Red.

He's just posting about political bullshit instead of his beloved Chiefs.

His dreams have been shattered.

I wish I could hold him as I would hold a baby mongoose.

You want to flog him?

RealSNR
12-11-2014, 08:37 AM
He's been hanging out in Draft Planet a bit. Leave the man alone. He loves you all and will come hang out with us again when he's good and ready.

DMAC
12-11-2014, 08:44 AM
He's just making his rounds to make sure his acquaintance-having level remains above most.

Direckshun
12-11-2014, 10:08 AM
LMAO

The OP isn't entirely wrong.

Sorter
12-11-2014, 10:11 AM
LMAO

The OP isn't entirely wrong.

http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/There+there+that+s+just+the+_16e942579606b4823c20559d3e5a7bd5.gif

J Diddy
12-11-2014, 10:13 AM
LMAO

The OP isn't entirely wrong.
He wants to flog you like his mongoose.

Run.

Simply Red
12-11-2014, 10:22 AM
LMAO

The OP isn't entirely wrong.

I like you. :shrug:

Simply Red
12-11-2014, 10:55 AM
Hi Direckshun,

Do you like Elite Force?


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Hammock Parties
12-11-2014, 10:58 AM
LMAO

The OP isn't entirely wrong.

hey baby

break down the 2016 QB prospects, it'll make us feel good

Simply Red
12-11-2014, 11:05 AM
Can you imagine if Tebow came back out into the market? (yeah me either)

Then the Chiefs name him starter next year because Clark likes him. I'd like that to happen just to see the record breaking epic pissoffed'ness of the CP'ers - I'd literally buy a spectator-chair for that!

J Diddy
12-11-2014, 11:07 AM
Can you imagine if Tebow came back out into the market? (yeah me either)

Then the Chiefs name him starter next year because Clark likes him. I'd like that to happen just to see the record breaking epic pissoffed'ness of the CP'ers - I'd literally buy a spectator-chair for that!

Great. We'd trade a quarterback who can't pass long but can short to a quarterback who nails the long ball but throws a screen in the dirt.

Maybe we bring in Tebow for long passes and keep Smith in for the short ones.

kcchiefsus
12-11-2014, 11:09 AM
hey baby

break down the 2016 QB prospects, it'll make us feel good

Just so we can see them get drafted by Broncos after Manning retires...

Eleazar
12-11-2014, 11:12 AM
How could he get any more sad and emo, really? :eek:

Hammock Parties
12-11-2014, 11:15 AM
It's the holiday season so baby D, I will not ask you to lick my balls like the rest of the homers. That is my gift to you.

Discuss Thrower
12-11-2014, 11:16 AM
He's butthurt because I told him his stupid avatar makes him a Pinko

Direckshun
12-11-2014, 11:44 AM
http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/There+there+that+s+just+the+_16e942579606b4823c20559d3e5a7bd5.gif

LMAO

Direckshun
12-11-2014, 11:47 AM
Hi Direckshun,

Do you like Elite Force?

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It's alright -- the central melody works, but everything is very 90s-ish.

Imagining you cruising the street blasting these tunes is very amusing to me.

Direckshun
12-11-2014, 11:48 AM
hey baby

break down the 2016 QB prospects, it'll make us feel good

I've already broke down a few!

Direckshun
12-11-2014, 11:49 AM
How could he get any more sad and emo, really? :eek:

I always think I'm upbeat and good natured. But what do I know.

Direckshun
12-11-2014, 11:49 AM
It's the holiday season so baby D, I will not ask you to lick my balls like the rest of the homers. That is my gift to you.

LMAO

Direckshun
12-11-2014, 11:50 AM
He's butthurt because I told him his stupid avatar makes him a Pinko

LMAO Nailed it.

Because that makes perfect sense.

Discuss Thrower
12-11-2014, 11:57 AM
LMAO Nailed it.

Because that makes perfect sense.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/120/955/butthurt.jpg

Direckshun
12-11-2014, 11:59 AM
LMAO

RealSNR
12-11-2014, 01:38 PM
See guys? He's doing fine. He just wanted some alone time in Draft Planet, that's all.

Simply Red
12-11-2014, 06:24 PM
It's alright -- the central melody works, but everything is very 90s-ish.

Imagining you cruising the street blasting these tunes is very amusing to me.

yeah it's from 06 - sue me - geez I'm not 77 you know?

We pioneered all of these genres for you - You are welcome.

I'll be waiting for your apology and a pet petting gif of some sort by or before 12 midnight CST.

Saccopoo
12-11-2014, 09:33 PM
It's the holiday season so baby D, I will not ask you to lick my balls like the rest of the homers. That is my gift to you.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cf7496f519931e27e7905735632ac84/tumblr_mlmvfn3ogl1s8vpimo1_250.gif

Bugeater
12-11-2014, 10:06 PM
GET ON THE PAIN TRAIN

Well, we've been on it ever since you put that garbage in a gameday thread title. Fuck you Direckshun, this shit is all your fault.

Direckshun
12-11-2014, 10:24 PM
yeah it's from 06 - sue me - geez I'm not 77 you know?

We pioneered all of these genres for you - You are welcome.

I'll be waiting for your apology and a pet petting gif of some sort by or before 12 midnight CST.

I would like to publicly apologize to my friend Simply Red.

I don't know why. But I do.

Direckshun
12-11-2014, 10:31 PM
GET ON THE PAIN TRAIN

Well, we've been on it ever since you put that garbage in a gameday thread title. **** you Direckshun, this shit is all your fault.

:facepalm:

God, don't remind me.

Bugeater
12-11-2014, 10:38 PM
Okay, maybe that was a bit harsh. Outside of the fact that you ruined our season, you do seem nice.

TimBone
12-12-2014, 01:43 AM
GET ON THE PAIN TRAIN

Well, we've been on it ever since you put that garbage in a gameday thread title. Fuck you Direckshun, this shit is all your fault.
Let's punch him in the face.

Simply Red
12-12-2014, 05:54 PM
I would like to publicly apologize to my friend Simply Red.

I don't know why. But I do.

Too late I'm already planning on kicking your ass.

RealSNR
12-12-2014, 06:00 PM
Too late I'm already planning on kicking your ass.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/a6949e4e54ac67972a8aeac0a8256342/tumblr_n1e5r5Ryrf1s67vyfo9_r1_250.gif