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In58men
04-29-2015, 01:14 PM
He has to suffer like the rest of us lol. Today my wife gave birth to my first child, Jaxon. Very happy. 6 lb 6 oz


http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/29/48739c797ed4aba8bd8440cf472b54bc.jpg




Thanks Flopnuts you're a good man for letting me create this thread.

The Pest
04-29-2015, 01:15 PM
Congrats. Welcome to hell.

BucEyedPea
04-29-2015, 01:15 PM
Awe! Cute. Congratulations to the new little Chiefie.

ChiTown
04-29-2015, 01:15 PM
Well done and welcome to Fatherhood - the best non-paying job I have ever had! Congrats!

Mr. Flopnuts
04-29-2015, 01:16 PM
Congratulations! Very proud day I have no doubt.

Hootie
04-29-2015, 01:16 PM
Congrats

Graystoke
04-29-2015, 01:18 PM
Congrats!
My Daughters B-Day is today. Middle child at 23. Time flies, I remember the day we brought her home. I bought a house that day and got a newborn.
Children are certainly a gift.

Predarat
04-29-2015, 01:19 PM
Congrats and best wishes on the new arrival!

RollChiefsRoll
04-29-2015, 01:20 PM
Good lookin' kid -- congrats. Definitely doesn't look like a C-SPAN prank caller.

kysirsoze
04-29-2015, 01:20 PM
Congratulations

Shaid
04-29-2015, 01:20 PM
Congrats.

stumppy
04-29-2015, 01:20 PM
Congrats.......now, more importantly, MORE BOOBS LESS KID.

ChiefsandO'sfan
04-29-2015, 01:21 PM
Congrats

Buehler445
04-29-2015, 01:22 PM
Congrats man. Kids are special.

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 01:22 PM
Congrats! Now you can buy that baby an Alex Smith shirt :)

Bufkin
04-29-2015, 01:30 PM
I had a kid once

temper11
04-29-2015, 01:32 PM
Congrats!

ptlyon
04-29-2015, 01:33 PM
Congrats. Welcome to hell.

This. Congrats but don't make the poor kid be a chefs fan!

rico
04-29-2015, 01:41 PM
Congrats

MTG#10
04-29-2015, 01:43 PM
Congrats to you and your wife. Cool name too.

cosmo20002
04-29-2015, 01:50 PM
Miracle Of Birth Occurs For 83 Billionth Time

http://www.theonion.com/articles/miracle-of-birth-occurs-for-83-billionth-time,775/







Congrats though.
I bet you are glad he was blessed with not having that awesome C-Span call occur in his lifetime.

BlackHelicopters
04-29-2015, 01:50 PM
Congrats!

loochy
04-29-2015, 01:56 PM
is his middle name Alex?

.....A.....
.....L.....
.....E.....
J A X O N

Hog's Gone Fishin
04-29-2015, 01:56 PM
He'll be a bust !
























I was referring to our 1st pic tomorrow.


Congrats man !!!!!

Lonewolf Ed
04-29-2015, 02:00 PM
Congratulations to you and the family! That is a fine looking fresh lad there.

Ceej
04-29-2015, 02:02 PM
You didn't name him Alex?

Congrats regardless.

Pawnmower
04-29-2015, 02:06 PM
Right on man

Had my 1st son in 12

Got one coming in July

Too badwe don't live closer, I got mad hand me down action from my sister

If you ever need any advice feel free to pm me, I've just been through it all!

If I may give you one advice, if he is crying and you tried everything.... Try moving his legs in and out to 'manually' fart him...lol....as they get a month or two old they get bad gas but can't control / fart it out.

Hit me up anytime amigo

srvy
04-29-2015, 02:29 PM
Congratulation and can we get pics of your mailman?

lewdog
04-29-2015, 03:52 PM
Congratulation and can we get pics of your mailman?

Without meeting Inmem's wife but seeing a picture of him and her, I'd have to hope this kid gets her looks and her brains as well.

stevieray
04-29-2015, 03:54 PM
woohoo! congrats!

..have a grandson named Jaxen.

stonedstooge
04-29-2015, 04:09 PM
YOU STOLE MY GRANDSON'S NAME. Congrats!

bigjosh
04-29-2015, 04:12 PM
I hadn't realized you were using the thread i had made. Congrats bro. They grow up quick.

Here's my little guy now.
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/29/0237c398d2d93dc3fccbdd7a6c340692.jpg

mac459
04-29-2015, 04:24 PM
Horrible draft pick..cute kid but horrible pick

Easy 6
04-29-2015, 04:40 PM
Happy fatherhood, this cigar is for you... :cigar:

BigMeatballDave
04-29-2015, 04:47 PM
Congrats! Nothing better than being a father.

Pretty much the only thing I'm good at.

Did you cut the cord?

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-29-2015, 04:58 PM
Congratulations, my friend.

Now, let him pick his own football team.

KCtotheSB
04-29-2015, 05:07 PM
Congrats!

BigMeatballDave
04-29-2015, 05:12 PM
Congratulations, my friend.

Now, let him pick his own football team.

Doesn't matter. Just depends on how close they become.

My son has never even been to Missouri. He's a Chiefs fan because I am. He's watched them with me since he was 3. When he was 7, he asked me for a Chiefs jersey. He could have picked any team he wanted...

The Pest
04-29-2015, 05:13 PM
Congrats! Nothing better than being a father.

Pretty much the only thing I'm good at.

Did you cut the cord?

What does it matter if he has cable or not?

BigMeatballDave
04-29-2015, 05:15 PM
What does it matter if he has cable or not?

LOL

seclark
04-29-2015, 05:18 PM
good job Inmem58. congrats to the family.
nice looking boy.
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chefsos
04-29-2015, 05:29 PM
dumb

















...hey, someone had to do it.

Seriously though, congrats Dad!

In58men
04-29-2015, 05:37 PM
Thank you for the kind words. Yes, I got to cut the cord. She had a csection, it was the craziest shit I have ever seen. We're doing great, just getting some R & R now


Here's a little skin action

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/29/9a07f94d78b201ad2813fecd7c63e83a.jpg

No more than that you sick fucks

seclark
04-29-2015, 05:41 PM
Thank you for the kind words. Yes, I got to cut the cord. She had a csection, it was the craziest shit I have ever seen. We're doing great, just getting some R & R now

good deal. you cut the cord and she had a c section.
you're in 2nd again.
seriously...congrats.
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Flachief58
04-29-2015, 05:48 PM
I had no idea you're black NTTAWWT















Just kidding, congratulations!

In58men
04-29-2015, 05:53 PM
good deal. you cut the cord and she had a c section.
you're in 2nd again.
seriously...congrats.
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Thank you very much

threebag02
04-29-2015, 05:57 PM
Congratulations Inmen

Saccopoo
04-29-2015, 06:39 PM
Congratulations dude.

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Rain Man
04-29-2015, 06:53 PM
Congratulations, and just remember this:

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scho63
04-29-2015, 07:00 PM
Welcome to the Chiefs Kingdom you poor little bastard! ROFL

Red Beans
04-29-2015, 07:00 PM
Nice work! We have boy number 2 due in a couple weeks. We are both going to be missing sleep very soon. Welcomes to the fold.

Psyko Tek
04-29-2015, 07:35 PM
congrats
get him a DT jersey, a mullett and a goatee

In58men
04-29-2015, 07:43 PM
congrats
get him a DT jersey, a mullett and a goatee

I would have to change his name to Dave

Jim Lahey
04-29-2015, 08:07 PM
Future game manager

eDave
04-29-2015, 08:12 PM
I would have to change his name to Dave

Hey now!

Congrats attention whore.

In58men
04-29-2015, 08:23 PM
Hey now!

Congrats attention whore.

I was talking about TrueFan Dave lol.

SAUTO
04-29-2015, 09:05 PM
Congrats man.


I cut the cord too.








With my fucking teeth which is how a real man does it

J Diddy
04-29-2015, 10:24 PM
Congrats on the birth of your son.

Now mods please take away his son's thread starting priveleges.

thabear04
04-29-2015, 10:30 PM
Congratulations man.

notorious
04-29-2015, 10:32 PM
Great news.


If you want the little one to be happy, don't let him become a Chiefs' fan.

RobBlake
04-29-2015, 10:36 PM
already balding /cp h8ers

congrats! never abandon your family no matter the situation.. fight..fight and fight

007
04-30-2015, 02:19 AM
Congrats man!!! Now, do that kid a favor and don't make him cheer for the Chiefs.

Canofbier
04-30-2015, 07:14 AM
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/29/9a07f94d78b201ad2813fecd7c63e83a.jpg

Wow, very cool of you to dress up for the birth of your son!

Prison Bitch
04-30-2015, 07:19 AM
Congrats, try to survive the first 2 years. Soon you'll be numb to the sound of screaming and loud crying. Comfortably numb

Mr. Arrowhead
04-30-2015, 08:49 AM
Congrats man. My wife just gave birth to twins (boy and girl) in Jan. Changes your life for sure.

In58men
04-30-2015, 09:28 AM
Congrats man. My wife just gave birth to twins (boy and girl) in Jan. Changes your life for sure.

Wow, congrats to you and your family. Right now our little is doing great he slept for 5 straight hours last night.

The Pest
04-30-2015, 09:55 AM
Congrats man. My wife just gave birth to twins (boy and girl) in Jan. Changes your life for sure.

Oh you're in for hell. :D

My twins are 4 years old.

Bowser
04-30-2015, 09:59 AM
The best line I've heard about being a parent is that it's a hundred times harder than you ever thought it would be, but a thousand times more rewarding than you ever dreamed it could be. Congratulations.

The Pest
04-30-2015, 10:01 AM
The best line I've heard about being a parent is that it's a hundred times harder than you ever thought it would be, but a thousand times more rewarding than you ever dreamed it could be. Congratulations.

It's the truth. The wife got a new job where she travels 50% of the time....so there are 1 to 2 week periods where I'm stuck at home with two 4 year old girls and an 8 year old girl. Rough as hell....but definitely worth the reward of getting hugs and kisses every night. Plus one of the twins LOVES to sit and watch me play video games.

Rausch
04-30-2015, 10:08 AM
Congrats.

Also explains why you were so fucking catty in the prank call thread...

Ebolapox
04-30-2015, 10:12 AM
Congrats. Welcome to hell.

cute little guy--though I'd suggest that pestilence nailed it in the first post :thumb:

Bowser
04-30-2015, 10:17 AM
It's the truth. The wife got a new job where she travels 50% of the time....so there are 1 to 2 week periods where I'm stuck at home with two 4 year old girls and an 8 year old girl. Rough as hell....but definitely worth the reward of getting hugs and kisses every night. Plus one of the twins LOVES to sit and watch me play video games.

At least one of them gets it. :D

My daughter is 19 now and wrapping up her freshman year in college. She plays volleyball for her school, and traveled about an hour and a half outside of KC to play a scrimmage tournament a couple of weeks ago. I got the day off and surprised her by showing up. She came running up to me with tears in her eyes when she saw me (she had been having a really stressful week in school) and hugged me like she was years old again. Nothing beats that feeling, ever, and it will never ever get old.

Iowanian
04-30-2015, 10:18 AM
Congrats.

Do him a favor and encourage him to pick winners to cheer for, it will save him more pain than a rusty spoon circ....

BigMeatballDave
04-30-2015, 11:07 AM
It's the truth. The wife got a new job where she travels 50% of the time....so there are 1 to 2 week periods where I'm stuck at home with two 4 year old girls and an 8 year old girl. Rough as hell....but definitely worth the reward of getting hugs and kisses every night. Plus one of the twins LOVES to sit and watch me play video games.

This is awesome. I only have one son, so not familiar with girls, but this time you're getting with them now is invaluable to all of you.

My son's mom and I split before my son was a yr old. I had him almost every weekend. I didn't date for 7 years. I don't regret that for a second. He's 16 now and a chip off the ol block. Nothing better than being a dad.

Katipan
04-30-2015, 11:18 AM
Wow, very cool of you to dress up for the birth of your son!

This is weird because it's not really funny nor is it much of a troll.

eDave
04-30-2015, 11:29 AM
Congrats, try to survive the first 2 years. Soon you'll be numb to the sound of screaming and loud crying. Comfortably numb

Yup. Just don't kill him within that first 2 years. The rest is easy.

Mav
04-30-2015, 12:15 PM
He has to suffer like the rest of us lol. Today my wife gave birth to my first child, Jaxon. Very happy. 6 lb 6 oz


http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/29/48739c797ed4aba8bd8440cf472b54bc.jpg




Thanks Flopnuts you're a good man for letting me create this thread.


Congrats bro!

In58men
04-30-2015, 12:29 PM
Wow, very cool of you to dress up for the birth of your son!

Not sure if sarcasm or not lol.

In58men
04-30-2015, 12:29 PM
Congrats bro!

Thank you Mav

petegz28
04-30-2015, 01:06 PM
Gratz!

In58men
04-30-2015, 02:44 PM
Gratz!

Thanks Pete

gblowfish
04-30-2015, 03:16 PM
Poor kid is probably going to end up a Chiefs fan.....

In58men
04-30-2015, 04:05 PM
Poor kid is probably going to end up a Chiefs fan.....

He'll be okay, when he gets older Alex Smith will be gone and we'll have my guy Kaepernick

Coochie liquor
04-30-2015, 04:28 PM
Congrats. Hope mom and baby are doing well.

Why Not?
04-30-2015, 04:49 PM
The best line I've heard about being a parent is that it's a hundred times harder than you ever thought it would be, but a thousand times more rewarding than you ever dreamed it could be. Congratulations.

Perfect


Congrats, man. Unbeatable moment.

Gadzooks
04-30-2015, 05:12 PM
Congrats Inmem58! I still remember the birth of each of my kids like it was yesterday.

(BTW - You managed to get him in before a new fatty will be welcomed to Chiefs Kingdom via the Draft)

stevieray
04-30-2015, 05:21 PM
...nothing beats a long day better than your lil one excited to see you when you walk in the door.

Pablo
04-30-2015, 05:28 PM
Welcome my son.... to the machine.

Congrats dude.

BucEyedPea
04-30-2015, 09:52 PM
..tho' a day late.

BucEyedPea
04-30-2015, 09:55 PM
I thought goodwill, like sympathy/condolence threads weren't supposed to have comments like the ones in the bottom tags where I person gets to hide about what they said anonymously.

In58men
05-01-2015, 01:09 PM
Made it home just now. Everything went PERFECT. He's ready for the 2nd round. I'm trying not to get too facebookie on here lol

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