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TribalElder
04-29-2015, 04:34 PM
The only drafturbator I consider knowledgeable is dropping his mock tonight at 7 pm CST on NFL network

Mayock is usually pretty good and only does 1 mock a year the night before the draft. Enjoy!


Mayocks Picks

1. QB Jameis Winston to Tampa Bay
2. QB Marcus Mariota to Tennessee Titans
3. DE Dante Fowler to Jacksonville Jaguars
4. WR Amari Cooper to Oakland Raiders
5. DE Leonard Williams to Washington Native Americans
6. WR Kevin White to New York Jets
7. CB Trae Waynes to Chicago Bears
8. DE Bud Dupree to Atlanta Falcons
9. T Brandon Scherff to New York Giants
10. T Ereck Flowers to St Los Angeles Rams
11. WR devante Parker to Minnesota Vikings
12. DT Danny Shelton to Cleveland shitstains
13. LB Vic Beasley to New Orleans Aints
14. CB Kevin Johnson to Miami Dolphins
15. DE Arik Armstead to Santa Clara 49ers
16. WR Breshad Perriman to Houston Texans
17. RB Todd Gurley to San Diego Chargers
18. C Cameron Erving to Kansas City Chiefs:facepalm:
19. RB Melvin Gordon to Cleveland Shitstains
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TribalElder
04-29-2015, 04:34 PM
Who will Mayock hand us

KCrockaholic
04-29-2015, 04:45 PM
Mayock is the man!

Easy 6
04-29-2015, 04:45 PM
With the 18th pick in the 2015 NFL draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select La'el Erving,

center/guard/tackle out of Suck On It University...

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-22tna7KHzI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KCrockaholic
04-29-2015, 04:48 PM
Wow, we draft Erving and La'el at the same time. Whew.

Easy 6
04-29-2015, 04:55 PM
Wow, we draft Erving and La'el at the same time. Whew.

Just pick the first and last name of two random fatties... it might be Ereck Havenstein, or maybe Ty Grasu.

You get the idea, I think...

KCrockaholic
04-29-2015, 04:57 PM
So no matter what we're drafting a couple fatties because it makes Andy feel better about himself

Easy 6
04-29-2015, 05:03 PM
So no matter what we're drafting a couple fatties because it makes Andy feel better about himself

A lot of what I've been reading suggests thats where the best first round value is in this draft, and of course Reids history is full of first round fatties either on defense or offense.

Personally, I've gotten attached to the idea of trading up for one of the top receivers like Parker or White... but I'm prepared to be disappoint.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2015, 05:05 PM
The Chiefs aren't taking a right tackle at #18

OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 05:05 PM
Just saw a tweet and was going to post this.

Apparently he sees Mariota going #2 but to a "surprise team."

To me, a surprise team would mean no Cleveland, no Philly.


My money is on Chicago, with Cutler moving to Tennessee.

AustinChief
04-29-2015, 05:06 PM
I miss Rick Gosselin. Only guy you could count on to not just pull crap out of his ass.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2015, 05:07 PM
Just saw a tweet and was going to post this.

Apparently he sees Mariota going #2 but to a "surprise team."

To me, a surprise team would mean no Cleveland, no Philly.


My money is on Chicago, with Cutler moving to Tennessee.
Cleveland's already offered two #1's this year

The Pest
04-29-2015, 05:08 PM
Just saw a tweet and was going to post this.

Apparently he sees Mariota going #2 but to a "surprise team."

To me, a surprise team would mean no Cleveland, no Philly.


My money is on Chicago, with Cutler moving to Tennessee.

Denver?

Nightfyre
04-29-2015, 05:08 PM
Just saw a tweet and was going to post this.

Apparently he sees Mariota going #2 but to a "surprise team."

To me, a surprise team would mean no Cleveland, no Philly.


My money is on Chicago, with Cutler moving to Tennessee.

Chiefs trade Alex plus a second to move up. Hooray!

milkman
04-29-2015, 05:10 PM
Chiefs trade Alex plus a second to move up. Hooray!

Cool, we trade Alex Marriota and a 2nd for Marcus Smith.

KCrockaholic
04-29-2015, 05:11 PM
Denver?

Denver doesn't have the ammo for that shit.

The Pest
04-29-2015, 05:11 PM
Denver doesn't have the ammo for that shit.

1st and 2nd this year, 1st next year and a couple of players.

Nightfyre
04-29-2015, 05:14 PM
Cool, we trade Alex Marriota and a 2nd for Marcus Smith.

The difference between Smith and Mariota is subtle, with a monumental difference in results, imo. Mariota has more arm strength than Smith, which will allow him to throw deeper routes. This will open more up underneath. Additionally, Mariota did occaisionally throw a receiver open, which you will never ever ever ever see smith do.

OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 05:14 PM
Cleveland's already offered two #1's this year

1.) According to reports. How many times have I heard, "never believe anything leading up to the draft"?

2.) If I'm Tennessee, I don't want to drop that far back. 7 is better than 12 and Cutler+ is better than 19 and still being stuck with Mettenberger.


Again, I'm completely guessing about it being Chicago. But based on the "surprise team" comment and IF the report about Cleveland offering 2 first is true - then it suggests that Tennessee would be getting a pretty decent starting QB back to not take Cleveland's offer.

But again, everything is bullshit this time of year. Probably a ratings grab for Mayock/NFLN.

TUNE IN TO SEE US COMPLETELY MAKE UP A TRADE THAT WON'T HAPPEN!

OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 05:15 PM
Denver doesn't have the ammo for that shit.

A lot of teams have the ammo, it's a matter of if they are willing to use it.

OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 05:18 PM
The difference between Smith and Mariota is subtle, with a monumental difference in results, imo. Mariota has more arm strength than Smith, which will allow him to throw deeper routes. This will open more up underneath. Additionally, Mariota did occaisionally throw a receiver open, which you will never ever ever ever see smith do.

The differences aren't subtle at all, IMO.

Most of this board - myself included - would have no issue with Alex if he threw the ball downfield, threw his WR's open, took some chances and played to win instead of playing not to lose.

That's exactly who Mariota is. All the things we want in Alex Smith.

The Pest
04-29-2015, 05:19 PM
The differences aren't subtle at all, IMO.

Most of this board - myself included - would have no issue with Alex if he threw the ball downfield, threw his WR's open, took some chances and played to win instead of playing not to lose.

That's exactly who Mariota is. All the things we want in Alex Smith.

And in a much faster package.

The Pest
04-29-2015, 05:20 PM
Maybe the Bears are throwing Martellus Bennett in the deal as well. Bennett, Cutler and the #7 pick (and I'm sure other picks) for the #2 pick.

Titans get a QB and don't have to move down too far from #2.

Bears get to purge their roster and get a new QB on a team friendly deal.

TribalElder
04-29-2015, 05:23 PM
I thought cutlets contract was super aids

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2015, 05:25 PM
1.) According to reports. How many times have I heard, "never believe anything leading up to the draft"?


When it's the lead item on CBS Sports and has been confirmed by Jason La Canfora, it's not a lie

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25167515/report-browns-offer-titans-two-first-round-picks-to-move-up-for-mariota

It was confirmed earlier that the Browns offered a first to Philly for Sam Bradford, so it only makes sense that they'd offer two picks for the #2 overall selection.

The Titans are garbage. Their front office is a mess and the owner(s) wants to sell. They should take what they get for the #2 overall selection and let the new owner, GM and head coach start fresh in 2016.

Claysexual
04-29-2015, 05:26 PM
I simply have no words for today's flaming bag o' dicks:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2444462-nfl-draft-2015-final-kansas-city-chiefs-seven-round-mock-draft/page/14

Ugh.

Chief Roundup
04-29-2015, 05:26 PM
Anybody else watching Draft Day tonight?

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2015, 05:27 PM
I thought cutlets contract was super aids

It would cost them $13 million towards the cap this year but getting rid of Bennett would save them $4 million. Getting rid of or restructuring Matt Forte could save them at least $8 million, so they have options.

The Pest
04-29-2015, 05:28 PM
I simply have no words for today's flaming bag o' dicks:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2444462-nfl-draft-2015-final-kansas-city-chiefs-seven-round-mock-draft/page/14

Ugh.

I'll take the trade down but I'm not taking Erving at #30.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2015, 05:30 PM
I simply have no words for today's flaming bag o' dicks:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2444462-nfl-draft-2015-final-kansas-city-chiefs-seven-round-mock-draft/page/14

Ugh.

That's Farzin, who's probably Direckshun in disguise. He was an 18 year old kid a few years back but he's more of a "super fan" than a knowledgeable guy.

I love how he has the Chiefs trading down but there's no compensation.

LMAO

The Pest
04-29-2015, 05:33 PM
That's Farzin, who's probably Direckshun in disguise. He was an 18 year old kid a few years back but he's more of a "super fan" than a knowledgeable guy.

I love how he has the Chiefs trading down but there's no compensation.

LMAO

Fuck....just realize that he had us trading down 12 spots for a fucking 5th round pick. Nevermind on liking the trade down. And that dumbass had us draft 2 TEs.....in the first 5 rounds.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2015, 05:35 PM
Fuck....just realize that he had us trading down 12 spots for a fucking 5th round pick. Nevermind on liking the trade down. And that dumbass had us draft 2 TEs.....in the first 5 rounds.

Nice guy, knows nothing about the NFL

OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 05:36 PM
Anybody else watching Draft Day tonight?

What the fuck is Draft Day tonight?

The Pest
04-29-2015, 05:37 PM
Nice guy, knows nothing about the NFL

Yeah....he posted here for a little while.

The Pest
04-29-2015, 05:42 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Here we go: Titans have gotten calls from multiple teams inquiring about what it will take to trade for 2nd overall pick, per league source.</p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/593560338282479617">April 29, 2015</a></blockquote>
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OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 05:43 PM
Beat me to it.

Nightfyre
04-29-2015, 05:43 PM
Every team will do due diligence on number 2 pick, imo.

The Pest
04-29-2015, 05:45 PM
This place would be hilarious if we traded picks and Smith for Mariota.

Claysexual
04-29-2015, 05:47 PM
I'll take the trade down but I'm not taking Erving at #30.

That's Farzin, who's probably Direckshun in disguise. He was an 18 year old kid a few years back but he's more of a "super fan" than a knowledgeable guy.

I love how he has the Chiefs trading down but there's no compensation.

LMAO

I don't believe I have seen a mock with such FAIL after FAIL like this before.

I mean, that is beyond horrible.

Easy 6
04-29-2015, 05:48 PM
That's Farzin, who's probably Direckshun in disguise. He was an 18 year old kid a few years back but he's more of a "super fan" than a knowledgeable guy.

I love how he has the Chiefs trading down but there's no compensation.

LMAO

Yeah, I read him all the time and its definitely more of a superfan thing, some of his pieces are pretty laughable, lots of statements backed up with nothing... reminds me quite a bit of ChiefsPlanet.

Yet, there are several people here that have far more in-depth ideas.

If you're out there Farzin, not trying to crush your dreams, you keep backing the Chiefs every chance you get... you're a young guy with room to grow, shoulda seen some of my first posts here, oh lawd.

OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 05:49 PM
That's Farzin, who's probably Direckshun in disguise. He was an 18 year old kid a few years back but he's more of a "super fan" than a knowledgeable guy.

I love how he has the Chiefs trading down but there's no compensation.

LMAO

That guy makes Direckshun look like Rick Gosselin.

Horrible, horrible mock.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2015, 05:50 PM
That guy makes Direckshun look like Rick Gosselin.

Horrible, horrible mock.

I don't know, Man. It's pretty similar. Cam Erving in the first is Direckshun's trademark this offseason.

Maybe Direckshun is Farzin's uncle. Uncle Direckshun.

TribalElder
04-29-2015, 05:51 PM
Trading down in a mock draft

Don't do that

Just put the players in the spots let the teams move if they want

OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 05:53 PM
I don't know, Man. It's pretty similar. Cam Erving in the first is Direckshun's trademark this offseason.

Maybe Direckshun is Farzin's uncle. Uncle Direckshun.

Even Direckshun wouldn't move down TWELVE spots for a R5 pick, then take TWO TE's in the first 5 rounds.

That's galactically stupid.

The Pest
04-29-2015, 05:54 PM
Even Direckshun wouldn't move down TWELVE spots for a R5 pick, then take TWO TE's in the first 5 rounds.

That's galactically stupid.

Especially when one of those TEs used to be a QB.

Claysexual
04-29-2015, 05:57 PM
This place would be hilarious if we traded picks and Smith for Mariota.

If that happened, this bitch would be singing my theme song:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/XQmBXEZEYtg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The Pest
04-29-2015, 05:58 PM
If that happened, this bitch would be singing my theme song:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/XQmBXEZEYtg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That chick has no ass.

hometeam
04-29-2015, 05:58 PM
I will crap my pants if we end up with Mariota. Never gonna happen but its fun to think about~

OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 05:59 PM
That chick has no ass.

LMAO

You actually watched that clip...

TribalElder
04-29-2015, 05:59 PM
LMAO geno sweater song

The Pest
04-29-2015, 06:00 PM
LMAO

You actually watched that clip...

It's 4:59 man......I'm just trying to kill a minute.

TribalElder
04-29-2015, 06:00 PM
Let's do this

OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 06:00 PM
I will crap my pants if we end up with Mariota. Never gonna happen but its fun to think about~

That's what's great about the draft.

You still have the hope that your team will do something special.

Then the picks come, and *poof* that feeling is gone.

The Pest
04-29-2015, 06:01 PM
That's what's great about the draft.

You still have the hope that your team will do something special.

Then the picks come, and *poof* that feeling is gone.

And then the excuses and feel good statements begin....

Claysexual
04-29-2015, 06:01 PM
The Mormon with the blonde hair is Sacc. As you can see, he's clearly thrilled to have both Mariota and Leslie Gore in his life.

chop
04-29-2015, 06:03 PM
Just started

chop
04-29-2015, 06:04 PM
Mayock Mock:

Pick 1 Tampa Bay - J. Winston

chop
04-29-2015, 06:05 PM
Didn't see the spoiler.

OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 06:05 PM
Uh...

He made a huge deal about a surprise team drafting up to 2 for Mariota, then has Tennessee taking him.

Nice bait and switch. Changing channel.

Easy 6
04-29-2015, 06:07 PM
If that happened, this bitch would be singing my theme song:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/XQmBXEZEYtg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mariota :shake:, maybe you should leave forever...

Prison Bitch
04-29-2015, 06:12 PM
No Chiefs pick? What a Maycock-tease

chop
04-29-2015, 06:19 PM
3 WR's in the top 9 picks

TribalElder
04-29-2015, 06:21 PM
Where will Melvin Gordon land... San Diego or Dallas

chop
04-29-2015, 06:30 PM
a center

TribalElder
04-29-2015, 06:31 PM
A center

Aidsbomb

chop
04-29-2015, 06:31 PM
Where will Melvin Gordon land... San Diego or Dallas

Cleveland

OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 06:31 PM
a center

He mocked us Erving?

LMAO

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 06:32 PM
Awful pick. Hate taking oline that high

TribalElder
04-29-2015, 06:33 PM
If Gordon is there why take a center

RealSNR
04-29-2015, 06:34 PM
Looks like I'm watching ESPN instead of NFL Network this year.

I refuse to listen to Mayock's slack-jawed voice talk about the need for a C on this team 10 minutes before we pick.

I'll take ESPN's idiocy any day of the week.

OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 06:35 PM
If we take Erving, I hope the broadcast IS at commercial.

TribalElder
04-29-2015, 06:37 PM
TrueFan.gif

I refuse to finish updating the OP due to disgust of the center mock

Bewbies
04-29-2015, 06:37 PM
If we take Erving, I hope the broadcast IS at commercial.

Erving would probably feel worse than Fisher did. I'd say Fuck, and then leave my friends and go home.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2015, 06:38 PM
The Chiefs aren't taking Erving.

Yay, another year when the talking heads gloss over the Chiefs and just hand them an offensive lineman.

O.city
04-29-2015, 06:40 PM
LA canfora mocked us Erving too.

Hopefully they don't know something

Meatloaf
04-29-2015, 06:41 PM
Erving would be the most boring pick possible for us. Sounds perfect for this super-ultra-conservative organization. Gosh I hope this doesn't happen.

Claysexual
04-29-2015, 06:42 PM
The Chiefs should be fired if the draft goes down like that.

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 06:45 PM
The Chiefs aren't taking Erving.

Yay, another year when the talking heads gloss over the Chiefs and just hand them an offensive lineman.

Seems like every year they say we're taking oline (Bulaga, DeCastro, Fisher).

RealSNR
04-29-2015, 06:46 PM
The Chiefs aren't taking Erving.

Yay, another year when the talking heads gloss over the Chiefs and just hand them an offensive lineman.

"Andy Reid loves offensive linemen"

How many offensive linemen did Andy Reid actually draft with the Eagles in the 1st round in 14 years? Like 2?

Yeah, the man really fucking loves offensive line.

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 06:46 PM
LA canfora mocked us Erving too.

Hopefully they don't know something

At least we have Peter King on our side lol

TambaBerry
04-29-2015, 06:46 PM
I'd be so fucking God damn pissed off if the chiefs draft shit bag Cameron Erving. Fuck that shit

staylor26
04-29-2015, 06:47 PM
If we go OL it will be RT not C. I still say we go CB or WR though.

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 06:47 PM
Oh I forgot the year punk ass LaConfora said we were taking Russell Okung

milkman
04-29-2015, 06:49 PM
So, we found another of Direckshun's uncles?

staylor26
04-29-2015, 06:49 PM
"Andy Reid loves offensive linemen"

How many offensive linemen did Andy Reid actually draft with the Eagles in the 1st round in 14 years? Like 2?

Yeah, the man really ****ing loves offensive line.

The amazing thing is if they actually did their homework they would know he usually develops late round picks like Kush at C.

Meatloaf
04-29-2015, 06:50 PM
Lord have mercy if we spend a FIRST ROUND PICK on a stinking CENTER! Actually, it doesn't make much sense as we actually had TWO Centers on our roster, and one leaves so we draft another Center.................in the FIRST ROUND?

Actually, if you count our long snapper, we had 3 Centers on this team!

Sorry, not even the Chiefs are this stoopid.

In fact, right here and now, in front of God and all CPers, I'm gonna guarantee that we will NOT draft a Center at 18. No stinking way.

TambaBerry
04-29-2015, 06:52 PM
Lord have mercy if we spend a FIRST ROUND PICK on a stinking CENTER! Actually, it doesn't make much sense as we actually had TWO Centers on our roster, and one leaves so we draft another Center.................in the FIRST ROUND?

Actually, if you count our long snapper, we had 3 Centers on this team!

Sorry, not even the Chiefs are this stoopid.

In fact, right here and now, in front of God and all CPers, I'm gonna guarantee that we will NOT draft a Center at 18. No stinking way.

I hope to god you're right.

milkman
04-29-2015, 06:55 PM
Lord have mercy if we spend a FIRST ROUND PICK on a stinking CENTER! Actually, it doesn't make much sense as we actually had TWO Centers on our roster, and one leaves so we draft another Center.................in the FIRST ROUND?

Actually, if you count our long snapper, we had 3 Centers on this team!

Sorry, not even the Chiefs are this stoopid.

In fact, right here and now, in front of God and all CPers, I'm gonna guarantee that we will NOT draft a Center at 18. No stinking way.

Long snappers are not centers.

ThaVirus
04-29-2015, 06:55 PM
I didn't see it. Who was left on the board that would have been a more fitting pick?

Please be more specific than "literally anyone" however true that response may be.

RealSNR
04-29-2015, 06:56 PM
"Chiefs need a center."

Yeah, and our GM who drafted zero WRs in possibly the best talent class for the position in the history of football really gives a shit about us needing a fucking center. :spock:

Fucking Christ. These people are the supposed fucking insiders of the NFL. How fucking hard is it to know about the workings of 32 fucking teams when it's what you eat, breathe, sleep, and sweat 24/7/365?

Dorsey will have his player and his pick, and he won't deviate from his board even if it prevents his own fucking grandmother from getting raped. That should be blatantly clear to anybody who claims to be a draft expert like Mayock.

Deberg_1990
04-29-2015, 06:56 PM
Nice. We have needed a 'Franchise Center' for decades.

SAUTO
04-29-2015, 06:56 PM
I didn't see it. Who was left on the board that would have been a more fitting pick?

Please be more specific than "literally anyone" however true that response may be.
There is a link

SAUTO
04-29-2015, 06:57 PM
"Chiefs need a center."

Yeah, and our GM who drafted zero WRs in possibly the best talent class for the position in the history of football really gives a shit about us needing a fucking center. :spock:

Fucking Christ. These people are the supposed fucking insiders of the NFL. How fucking hard is it to know about the workings of 32 fucking teams when it's what you eat, breathe, sleep, and sweat 24/7/365?

Dorsey will have his player and his pick, and he won't deviate from his board even if it prevents his own fucking grandmother from getting raped. That should be blatantly clear to anybody who claims to be a draft expert like Mayock.but was Eric fisher REALLY bpa?

ThaVirus
04-29-2015, 06:57 PM
There is a linkOops. Just saw the spoiler in the OP..

Disregard.

TambaBerry
04-29-2015, 06:57 PM
I didn't see it. Who was left on the board that would have been a more fitting pick?

Please be more specific than "literally anyone" however true that response may be.

Pretty much any cb, safety, wr after perriman, etc

Bewbies
04-29-2015, 06:58 PM
Nice. We have needed a 'Franchise Center' for decades.

Nope. 5 years later Oakland pays him $60,000,000 and we have to rebuild the franchise again.

Meatloaf
04-29-2015, 06:59 PM
I hope to god you're right.

If you think about it, why in the world would ANY team keep two centers on their active roster? Then, when one of them leaves, you immediately replace him with yet another center? Why do you need two?!?!?!?! Just doesn't make sense to me at all.

ThaVirus
04-29-2015, 06:59 PM
The Brownies already have two decent running backs. Why would they take Gordon?

Bewbies
04-29-2015, 07:00 PM
Oh I forgot the year punk ass LaConfora said we were taking Russell Okung

Sacc just came.

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 07:01 PM
Mayock went on to talk about Kush. Fucking stupid!

OnTheWarpath15
04-29-2015, 07:02 PM
Lord have mercy if we spend a FIRST ROUND PICK on a stinking CENTER! Actually, it doesn't make much sense as we actually had TWO Centers on our roster, and one leaves so we draft another Center.................in the FIRST ROUND?

Actually, if you count our long snapper, we had 3 Centers on this team!

Sorry, not even the Chiefs are this stoopid.

In fact, right here and now, in front of God and all CPers, I'm gonna guarantee that we will NOT draft a Center at 18. No stinking way.

If I've learned anything during the 35 years I've followed this franchise, it's to NEVER guarantee that they won't do something stupid.

TribalElder
04-29-2015, 07:04 PM
LMAO @ the Alex smith pre draft throw the football through the tire way up in the air

Not even close

Poor 49ers should have picked Rodgers

Dumbasses

RealSNR
04-29-2015, 07:05 PM
but was Eric fisher REALLY bpa?

It's obvious that Dorsey determined that Fisher or one of the OTs was the BPA early in the draft season, probably right after he made the determination during the combine that he wasn't going to draft a QB.

He manufactured a need by cutting Winston and asking Albert to re-sign with the team and move inside to LG.

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 07:06 PM
Mel Kiper " I think he's the best QB in this draft. Slightly over Aaron Rodgers" ROFL

Meatloaf
04-29-2015, 07:07 PM
If I've learned anything during the 35 years I've followed this franchise, it's to NEVER guarantee that they won't do something stupid.

Yeah, OTW, you're probably right I simply cannot believe we'd take a Center at 18 when we have the WR corps that we have. Zero TD's? Of course, we replaced Bowe with Maclin, but still.....zero TDs?

Did you all see Metro Sports draft thing last night where Baldinger took a WR for the Chiefs in BOTH the first and second rounds! They asked him why and he pretty much said that when you have zero TDs you have a REAL PROBLEM that needs to be addressed and resolved. Period.

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 07:11 PM
What was funny was Rodgers and Smith both threw footballs at tire in the air. Rodgers overthrew it and Smith under threw it. ROFL clear indications of arm strength

TribalElder
04-29-2015, 07:12 PM
What was funny was Rodgers and Smith both threw footballs at tire in the air. Rodgers overthrew it and Smith under threw it. ROFL clear indications of arm strength

For sure, Rodgers was somewhat close

Alex looked weak as hell

CaliforniaChief
04-29-2015, 07:30 PM
I'm torn. I mean, I really want the Chiefs to draft a playmaker at 1.18 because it's best for the team.

OTOH, this place is absolutely A1 Gold when the Chiefs go full retard with something, and that's almost worth the hassle. The GIF's, the rants, etc...really make CP what I love about it. It's almost like the internet was created for days like tomorrow. Thanks, Al.

Easy 6
04-29-2015, 07:31 PM
"Andy Reid loves offensive linemen"

How many offensive linemen did Andy Reid actually draft with the Eagles in the 1st round in 14 years? Like 2?

Yeah, the man really ****ing loves offensive line.

IIRC something like three fourths to two thirds of his first rounders have been either defensive or offensive linemen... its not just pulling shit out of a hat, there is precedence there.

Saccopoo
04-29-2015, 07:31 PM
Oh I forgot the year punk ass LaConfora said we were taking Russell Okung

We should have.

Saccopoo
04-29-2015, 07:34 PM
And, for the record, I'll fucking go ballistic if they draft Cam Erving.

ILChief
04-29-2015, 07:35 PM
Good, get the implosion over with tonight.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2015, 07:37 PM
More proof that Mayock belongs on TV, not in a "War Room", on draft day.

gonefishin53
04-29-2015, 07:45 PM
Well, it's a good thing mock draft picks are almost always wrong after the first 10 picks.

srvy
04-29-2015, 07:49 PM
Why is everyone getting balls in a uproar over a Mayock mock? Even if they did what Mayock says so be it Dorsey most likely seals his fate here and we are back to the drawing board starting over again. Chiefs drafts are irritating enough why get out of our minds over what some TV talking ass says we will do.

KCwolf
04-29-2015, 07:53 PM
Why is everyone getting balls in a uproar over a Mayock mock? Even if they did what Mayock says so be it Dorsey most likely seals his fate here and we are back to the drawing board starting over again. Chiefs drafts are irritating enough why get out of our minds over what some TV talking ass says we will do.

well... we as fans feel we are more in touch with exactly what the Chiefs should do .... which is awesome ... however crazy

TribalElder
04-29-2015, 07:53 PM
With the rookie wage scale and 5 year options draft picks are more valuable than ever

Fucking center

KCwolf
04-29-2015, 07:54 PM
More proof that Mayock belongs on TV, not in a "War Room", on draft day.

Curious as to what.. if any, draft pundits you respect ...

Chiefnj2
04-29-2015, 07:56 PM
The same people complaining about the possibility of drafting Erving will be the loudest whiners if Kush sucks.

The Pest
04-29-2015, 08:00 PM
The same people complaining about the possibility of drafting Erving will be the loudest whiners if Kush sucks.

Bullshit.

Chief Roundup
04-29-2015, 08:00 PM
The same people complaining about the possibility of drafting Erving will be the loudest whiners if Kush sucks.

BS we will have all stated that there needs to be either someone drafted or FA signing for insurance.
You have to spend a 1st rounder on a C is what is getting complained about.

saphojunkie
04-29-2015, 08:03 PM
If the Chiefs trade down and pick up an extra second rounder, I'd be totally fine with Cam Erving. Of course, I'd expect two receivers - one of them being Tyler Lockett - to be drafted before the fourth round.

Erving at #30 isn't bad at all. Totally acceptable time to take the best player at his position in the draft. Other than K or P, of course. IMHO that's how the good teams stay so good - they don't have to draft the fourth best guy to fill need. Just let the good players fall to you and then there isn't positional value to consider, like there is at the top of the round.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2015, 08:06 PM
The same people complaining about the possibility of drafting Erving will be the loudest whiners if Kush sucks.

Some things never change.

Dumb and clueless as ever.

RealSNR
04-29-2015, 08:07 PM
IIRC something like three fourths to two thirds of his first rounders have been either defensive or offensive linemen... its not just pulling shit out of a hat, there is precedence there.

Yeah, but that's dumb to combine both offensive and defensive linemen and then say, "DON'T THINK ANDY WON'T TAKE AN OFFENSIVE LINEMAN CUZ HE LOVES DOIN THAT SHIT, BUDDY!"

In his 14 years with the Eagles, Andy Reid drafted a whopping THREE offensive linemen in the first two rounds. One tackle (Shawn Andrews) and the abortion known as Danny Watkins were the 1st rounders.

It should be far more about the defensive linemen that people are talking about-- DTs specifically. In those same 14 years, he drafted five DEFENSIVE TACKLES (not including DEs) in the first two rounds. That's 5 picks for two positions high in the draft, and only one of them was a 2nd round pick (the infamous Trevor Laws). Compare that to 3 picks for FIVE positions.

Those 4 DEs he drafted in the first two rounds shouldn't count as fatties, either. In every sense, a 4-3 DE is a playmaker, not a fat guy that you need to stock up on 10-deep in order for them to have any value whatsoever to your team.

RealSNR
04-29-2015, 08:08 PM
The same people complaining about the possibility of drafting Erving will be the loudest whiners if Kush sucks.

That's fucking bullshit and you know it.

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 08:11 PM
The same people complaining about the possibility of drafting Erving will be the loudest whiners if Kush sucks.

Utter bullshit. Let Hudson go just to draft one in the first round? Lol ok

BigChiefFan
04-29-2015, 08:15 PM
I'm all for drafting a center, just not with the 18th overall pick.

RealSNR
04-29-2015, 08:15 PM
Also, Andy drafted 6 OL/DTs in the first round with the Eagles. Again, I'm not including DEs because they're not fatties.

He had 12 total first round picks.

So half of his first round picks went to the trenches. Only 1/6th of them were offensive linemen.

I think a far more apt description of Andy Reid's draft habits would be that he's a chip off the ol' Carl Peterson block-- he couldn't draft a DT if his life depended on it, but that never stopped him from drafting thousands of them, hoping he'd get at least one right.

RealSNR
04-29-2015, 08:25 PM
Where's the bullshit line about Bill Belichick being a fatty fucker?

He's had 14 1st round picks with the Patriots. 6 of them have been OL/DT picks (Ty Warren counts as a fatty in a 3-4 scheme). That's not much better than Andy Reid's record.

In fact, Belichick is worse, because 3 of those picks have been OL instead of just 2.

You know why people claim Andy Reid loves drafting offensive line? Because the motherfucker himself is fat. And that's fucking stupid. Why aren't we claiming that Mike McCarthy and Jim Caldwell love drafting offensive line? They're fat, too!

This shit is fucking bogus.

SAUTO
04-29-2015, 08:27 PM
The same people complaining about the possibility of drafting Erving will be the loudest whiners if Kush sucks.

Really who fuckng cares

Saccopoo
04-29-2015, 08:40 PM
The same people complaining about the possibility of drafting Erving will be the loudest whiners if Kush sucks.

I doubt it since Erving will not be a center at the next level.

He's a very solid RT prospect with LT potential. However, he's only played OT two seasons and will be a project getting him up to NFL speed/defenses.

He doesn't come up quick enough and anchor like a center should.

He was basically forced to play the position this past season. You don't move a First Team All-American from LT to C on a whim. They needed help in the middle of their line and Erving was the good soldier and did it.

There are very decent centers in this draft and two OG's who I think have a lot of potential in moving over to the center spot in Louisville's John Miller and Georgia Tech's Shaq Mason.

But if you are drafting Cam Erving to be a plug and play at the Center position in the event that Eric Kush fails miserably in the pre-season and/or summer, you are going to be massively disappointed.

J Diddy
04-29-2015, 08:46 PM
I doubt it since Erving will not be a center at the next level.

He's a very solid RT prospect with LT potential. However, he's only played OT two seasons and will be a project getting him up to NFL speed/defenses.

He doesn't come up quick enough and anchor like a center should.

He was basically forced to play the position this past season. You don't move a First Team All-American from LT to C on a whim. They needed help in the middle of their line and Erving was the good soldier and did it.

There are very decent centers in this draft and two OG's who I think have a lot of potential in moving over to the center spot in Louisville's John Miller and Georgia Tech's Shaq Mason.

But if you are drafting Cam Erving to be a plug and play at the Center position in the event that Eric Kush fails miserably in the pre-season and/or summer, you are going to be massively disappointed.

If we draft a center, any center, with our 1st round draft pick I'm going to be massively disappointed. Like go to the humane society, rescue a cat, drive it home, kick it, and drive it back disappointed.

Saccopoo
04-29-2015, 08:48 PM
If we draft a center, any center, with our 1st round draft pick I'm going to be massively disappointed. Like go to the humane society, rescue a cat, drive it home, kick it, and drive it back disappointed.

I would have drafted Alex Mack in 2009.

SAUTO
04-29-2015, 08:51 PM
If we draft a center, any center, with our 1st round draft pick I'm going to be massively disappointed. Like go to the humane society, rescue a cat, drive it home, kick it, and drive it back disappointed.

Words like that will get a fucker in jail these days ROFL

SAUTO
04-29-2015, 08:51 PM
But I'm no cat lover

J Diddy
04-29-2015, 08:54 PM
I would have drafted Alex Mack in 2009.

I'm not fundamentally opposed to it, however, this year totally.

The Bad Guy
04-29-2015, 09:04 PM
The differences aren't subtle at all, IMO.

Most of this board - myself included - would have no issue with Alex if he threw the ball downfield, threw his WR's open, took some chances and played to win instead of playing not to lose.

That's exactly who Mariota is. All the things we want in Alex Smith.

You must have watched a different Mariota than I did if you're going to tell me he threw receivers open.

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 09:15 PM
Wow. Reading bleacher reports 7 round mock for us. Have us trading down from 18 to 30 and only gets a fifth. ROFL

rico
04-29-2015, 09:21 PM
Where's the bullshit line about Bill Belichick being a fatty ****er?

He's had 14 1st round picks with the Patriots. 6 of them have been OL/DT picks (Ty Warren counts as a fatty in a 3-4 scheme). That's not much better than Andy Reid's record.

In fact, Belichick is worse, because 3 of those picks have been OL instead of just 2.

You know why people claim Andy Reid loves drafting offensive line? Because the mother****er himself is fat. And that's ****ing stupid. Why aren't we claiming that Mike McCarthy and Jim Caldwell love drafting offensive line? They're fat, too!

This shit is ****ing bogus.

LMAO, this is a great post. The "mother****er himself is fat" quote had me dying.

RunKC
04-29-2015, 09:23 PM
How many heisman trophy winners succeeded at QB in the NFL?
How many Oregon QB's succeeded in the NFL?
How many spread offense QB's succeeded in the NFL?

Spread QB's rarely work out. The league figured out RG3. Kaep has never put up any wow stats in the pocket. Alex isn't that great reading coverage. JFF looked completely fucking confused. Geno threw a ton of picks bc he can't read defenses. Weeden looked clueless. The list goes on and on and fucking on.

The only college spread QB I can think of that's starting today that's actually successful is Tannehill.

Marriotta looked like a deer in the headlights in his last game. He was completely clueless. Shit man. You'd probably have better luck drafting Bryce Petty and sitting him for 2 years, and even that doesn't seem like it has a high success rate.

That's why it's so fucking hard to find QB's these days. Colleges play spread offenses and have their QB's be game managers who do simplistic roles with tons of quick motions on the outside.

Bridgewater looked really good last year. Probably bc at Louisville he did everything. Pro style offensive scheme that forced him to look downfield and make progressions, set protections and constantly read defenses.

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 09:37 PM
I love how we're always picked to take oline in the first round every year. Outside of Albert and Fisher, we don't. Last time we took back to back olineman in consecutive years in the first round we're '98 and '99. What is this ****ing national media's obsession with KC and oline?

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 09:40 PM
We should have.

Over Eric Berry?? Are you fucking stupid?

SAUTO
04-29-2015, 09:47 PM
Over Eric Berry?? Are you fucking stupid?

The answer is yes.


He won't even lick a chicks ass

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 09:49 PM
The answer is yes.


He won't even lick a chicks ass

ROFL


Sac belongs in the true fan .gif


Rather have Okung than Berry.

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 09:55 PM
14 olineman picked since 1960. Ya keep picking us to take oline every fucking year.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2015, 10:21 PM
14 olineman picked since 1960. Ya keep picking us to take oline every fucking year.

It's a copout. It's a way for the "pundits" to pretend like they did their homework but in reality, they didn't even take a look at the Chiefs serious needs.

Same thing, every year. Rinse and repeat.

Hoover
04-29-2015, 10:21 PM
Mayock is Direckshun? Holy shit, that's kinda cool

MotherfuckerJones
04-29-2015, 10:24 PM
It's a copout. It's a way for the "pundits" to pretend like they did their homework but in reality, they didn't even take a look at the Chiefs serious needs.

Same thing, every year. Rinse and repeat.

They prove they're bullshitting because it's always "Andy loves his olineman!" Oh really? How often was he taking oline in round one in Philly? These guys don't do their homework on teams I swear.

Claysexual
04-30-2015, 03:42 AM
It's time to remove O-line from this game. No snaps, a portable wall on wheels, and a couple of stout college interns should get the job done.

Fuck O-line, and every thing...

...for which it stands.

Bewbies
04-30-2015, 06:29 AM
It's a copout. It's a way for the "pundits" to pretend like they did their homework but in reality, they didn't even take a look at the Chiefs serious needs.

Same thing, every year. Rinse and repeat.

And regardless of who "falls" to the Pats they're brilliant and that's why they win.

Molitoth
04-30-2015, 06:36 AM
The Chiefs aren't taking a right tackle at #18

They save those for #1...


:evil:

BossChief
04-30-2015, 07:04 AM
You must have watched a different Mariota than I did if you're going to tell me he threw receivers open.

This.

He threw to WIDE OPEN receivers all day every day. The system creates that.

He wasn't exactly pin point accurate, either.

RealSNR
04-30-2015, 07:10 AM
I'll say this again.

Andy selected offensive line a whopping TWO times in the first round in his 14 years in Philly.

The only reason why "Andy loves his offensive line" is because Andy is a fat motherfucker, and the national pundits think fat guys love other fat guys.

MotherfuckerJones
04-30-2015, 07:12 AM
I'll say this again.

Andy selected offensive line a whopping TWO times in the first round in his 14 years in Philly.

The only reason why "Andy loves his offensive line" is because Andy is a fat mother****er, and the national pundits think fat guys love other fat guys.

Exactly! Because KC is in the Midwest the national media always mocks them OL every year.

Red Dawg
04-30-2015, 07:15 AM
We are taking OL and you better get over it. Smith and Charles can do shit without OL. JC was slammed into a brick wall last season over and over again. That can't happen this season and keep any hope of playoffs.

milkman
04-30-2015, 07:16 AM
I'll say this again.

Andy selected offensive line a whopping TWO times in the first round in his 14 years in Philly.

The only reason why "Andy loves his offensive line" is because Andy is a fat mother****er, and the national pundits think fat guys love other fat guys.

Can you say it again?

Not sure I heard you the first coupla times.

milkman
04-30-2015, 07:19 AM
We are taking OL and you better get over it. Smith and Charles can do shit without OL. JC was slammed into a brick wall last season over and over again. That can't happen this season and keep any hope of playoffs.

The Chiefs will take an O-Lineman somewhere in the first 4 rounds, but I'd be surprised if it was the first round.

As much as I like to give shit to SNR about it, I would not be particularily happy if they did.

RealSNR
04-30-2015, 07:19 AM
Can you say it again?

Not sure I heard you the first coupla times.

I only said it once before this, ass shit.

milkman
04-30-2015, 07:21 AM
I only said it once before this, ass shit.

Yeah, but twice is not enough.

RealSNR
04-30-2015, 07:23 AM
We are taking OL and you better get over it. Smith and Charles can do shit without OL. JC was slammed into a brick wall last season over and over again. That can't happen this season and keep any hope of playoffs.
And you think all those problems will go away just because we draft somebody in the first round?

I present to you exhibit A:

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1761119/fisher5_medium.gif

ViperVisor
04-30-2015, 07:36 AM
Highest Drafted First round Offensive positions over the past 10 years: OT (38), WR (36), QB (27), RB (24), OG (13), TE (9), C (6).

Chief Roundup
04-30-2015, 07:37 AM
Mayock stop at 19?

Red Dawg
04-30-2015, 07:38 AM
And you think all those problems will go away just because we draft somebody in the first round?

I present to you exhibit A:

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1761119/fisher5_medium.gif

Good lord. Fisher is now on the hook to be great this year for sure but we still need OL. These dreams of WR in the first or second are not coming true. OL and DB are preesing needs. Not more skill players.

RealSNR
04-30-2015, 07:42 AM
Good lord. Fisher is now on the hook to be great this year for sure but we still need OL. These dreams of WR in the first or second are not coming true. OL and DB are preesing needs. Not more skill players.

Exactly. Three fucking years later, Fisher MIGHT improve to middle of the pack. You're talking about Alex Smith and Jamaal Charles getting help RIGHT NOW. If you wanted more help now, we should have traded for some more veteran guards like we did with Ben Grubbs.

You have this warped view that just because the Cowboys took a billion interior linemen in Round 1 means that's exactly what we should do.

It's bizarre and flamingly retarded. There are more places to get quality OL than the first round of the fucking draft.

You're the worst because you don't even fucking care who it is they pick. Cam Erving, Ereck Flowers, or even AJ Cann. Doesn't matter to you. If it's got rolls of fat, it's all good to you! It'd be one thing if you were at least discerning in your OL picks like Saccopoo, but you're not. As long as you can drink that fat man gravy, you're satisfied.

bricks
04-30-2015, 08:01 AM
I'll say this again.

Andy selected offensive line a whopping TWO times in the first round in his 14 years in Philly.

The only reason why "Andy loves his offensive line" is because Andy is a fat mother****er, and the national pundits think fat guys love other fat guys.

LMAO

:shake:

Only. In. America.

Chief Roundup
04-30-2015, 08:03 AM
Highest Drafted First round Offensive positions over the past 10 years: OT (38), WR (36), QB (27), RB (24), OG (13), TE (9), C (6).

Since there are twice as many OT and WR positions that start on every down over QB and RB I am surprised that the numbers are not even higher.
I would assume that most of those OT taken were LT. Using the QB and RB as a base for drafting for the most important singularity at one position LT that leaves that there really have not been that many RT drafted in the first round either. Likely very close to the numbers of OG that have been taken in the first.

Faddy Yomama
04-30-2015, 08:04 AM
Especially when one of those TEs used to be a QB.Travis Kelce used to be a QB.

Chief Roundup
04-30-2015, 08:57 AM
What the fuck is Draft Day tonight?
Never heard of the movie called Draft Day? I watched it last night.

milkman
04-30-2015, 09:29 AM
Never heard of the movie called Draft Day? I watched it last night.

I just watched it a couple of days ago.

Pure fantasy can be pretty entertaining.

The Pest
04-30-2015, 09:32 AM
Travis Kelce used to be a QB.

Blake Bell and Travis Kelce are completely opposite, retard.

ThaVirus
04-30-2015, 10:19 AM
Wow. Reading bleacher reports 7 round mock for us. Have us trading down from 18 to 30 and only gets a fifth. ROFL


That's horrendous.

DaneMcCloud
04-30-2015, 10:30 AM
That's horrendous.

It's Farzin. He's a kid that used to post here and apparently went to KU for journalism school. Nice kid, clueless about the NFL.

That said, this fuckball is paid a bunch of money by CBS Sports, only to churn out drivel like this:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/nfl-draft-scout/25168226/nfl-mock-draft-with-amari-cooper-jaguars-start-the-surprises

18. Kansas City Chiefs (http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/KC/kansas-city-chiefs) -- D.J. Humphries, OT, Florida: Under general manager John Dorsey, the Chiefs have consistently drafted with an eye toward the future. As such, a defensive back makes sense. Don't put it past head coach Andy Reid (a former offensive line coach) to ignore a talent like Humphries, who has the light feet to handle left tackle, allowing former No. 1 overall pick Eric Fisher to remain at his more natural right tackle position.

This guy should be fired, immediately. What a bunch of horseshit.