View Full Version : Bench Grbac - Re-Sign Blundin
10-23-2000, 04:02 PM
As Bob Dole sat in the terminal this morning watching the crew stow the luggage and go through the pre-flight checklists, Bob Dole began to ponder the unrealized potential of Matt Blundin.
Man, could that guy carry a clipboard! His uniform was always neat a clean, and his cap was never the slightest bit askew. Bob Dole can't remember any interceptions or fumbles, either. Great posture, too! And hardly even got tangled up the headset cords. A graceful man, he was.
We all know Grbac is just playing out his a$$ and it's only a matter of time before he throws an interception. Bob Dole hopes Gunther gets proactive and benches Elvis before he makes a mistake.
10-23-2000, 04:07 PM
YEAH, Grback could seriously screw this whole "winning" thing up. I hope he hurries the process up. I am starting to get leary. But, I would much rather the replacement be someone with more talent, say Stephen Hawking!!! YEAH!!!
How very insightful, Bob! Don't you have a flight to catch? http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif
Bring back Ted White. He never got a fair chance. I think Gunther has something against White & Cloud. Like, maybe he was frightened we'd end up with a toiletpaper backfield someday.....
10-23-2000, 04:11 PM
Yeah. Saturday morning.
I trust you'll be enjoying some of the local talent in the city of lights this week. I'll be there the first weekend in December.....
10-23-2000, 04:32 PM
Not much into the shows or revues. Watched most of the shows when Bob Dole lived here, and if Bob Dole wants to watch a woman take off her clothes, he'd prefer to spend money on dinner and drinks and have it happen in the privacy of the room.
"Enjoying" the local talent would infer (IMHO) partaking, not viewing. Will you be enjoying some of the local talent?
10-23-2000, 04:40 PM
Matt Blundin? What are you talking about Dole? It's all about Mike Elkins...
10-24-2000, 09:06 PM
Bob Dole has no specific plans dealing with the local talent, Phil.
(Bob Dole pretty much burned all those bridges 4 years ago...)
10-25-2000, 05:26 AM
Actually, I preferred Mark Vlasic... nothing like a good QB named after a pickle.
Good point Mr. Dole, however, the whiners are getting fewer and fewer
QBOTF is already signed........ Tom Clements, seems he had a very long term contract with Lamar
LD for KC
10-25-2000, 06:18 AM
Why not put Jimmy Raye in at QB. He's a Mich. QB in his college days, and he could call his own plays. With him, I see a SB on the horizon.
[b]The SitCom must die!!</B>
10-25-2000, 07:13 AM
Yeah, I heard that Vlasic was running through the mountains in Gautemala or Venezuala [or some sh!+ like that] and was in the best shape of his life. Reports were that one could discern the beginnings of a "six pack."
I say we sign him, drop him, and hope the Faders sign him and bench Gannon.
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