View Full Version : Elian Throws a Fit!

08-24-2000, 01:03 PM
On a recent outing with his grandmother, E. Gonzalez spotted a tourist with a gameboy. He immediately started into a rage, screaming "I want Pokemon". Unable to console the boy, he was gagged with a red bandana (Where did that come from?). The following day he was sent to a forced labor camp (Not Gunthers!). Meanwhile, the Miami relatives attended Dan Marino's farewell. Seated in luxury boxes, enjoying their new found wealth, they commented, "Elian who?"

God I'm glad I'm not on the other BB.