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AustinChief
12-05-2000, 01:48 PM
Anyone going?

G_Man
12-05-2000, 01:52 PM
They'll probably serve the dessert first.

Gaz
12-05-2000, 01:54 PM
Pick out the fastest waiter and try him out at HB.

AustinChief
12-05-2000, 02:15 PM
Well, that would probably be Tony Richardson.

Maslowski and Grunhard are supposed to be there, too.

G_Man
12-05-2000, 02:27 PM
You just might see waiter by committee.

Kurt Surber
12-05-2000, 02:36 PM
I hope Donnell isn't a waiter. He picks up your entree from a table 2 yards away, then [after about 35 seconds of lost, scared hesitation] sets it down somewhere around 1/2-way between you and the table.

[This message has been edited by JC-Johnny (edited 12-05-2000).]

Gaz
12-05-2000, 02:48 PM
Stack the chairs up between the tables such to leave only one path to the other side of the room.

Go to that side and yell "Waiter, I need a fork". The first one there gets next weeks starting nod.

wutamess
12-05-2000, 03:18 PM
If you want good service, all you'd need to do is bring a picture of Grunny's butt, and stand it next to your table. They'll be falling over themselves trying to get to you.

AustinChief
12-05-2000, 03:33 PM
Bob Dole will assume, then, that nobody here plans to attend...

The-Man
12-05-2000, 03:37 PM
The menu will be written by Rufus Dawes.

He'll talk it up like it's a first class gourmet meal.

But when you get your plate, you'll realize that really it's just a turd out of Peterson's bunghole placed on a silver platter.

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AustinChief
12-05-2000, 03:43 PM
It will have to be a pretty big platter to hold Stock or Li'l Schottie.

(And Gunther will be running around with his t-shirt pulled up over his head yelling, "I am the great Cornholio! Are you questioning me?")

BroncoFan
12-05-2000, 09:08 PM
Then he will say


"I need TP for my bunghole"


and stick the smelling salts up his nose again.

KC Jones
12-06-2000, 10:53 AM
But I thought I had at least 45 seconds to get to your table....