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12-05-2000, 02:48 PM
12-05-2000, 02:52 PM
They'll probably serve the dessert first.
Pick out the fastest waiter and try him out at HB.
12-05-2000, 03:15 PM
Well, that would probably be Tony Richardson.
Maslowski and Grunhard are supposed to be there, too.
12-05-2000, 03:27 PM
You just might see waiter by committee.
12-05-2000, 03:36 PM
I hope Donnell isn't a waiter. He picks up your entree from a table 2 yards away, then [after about 35 seconds of lost, scared hesitation] sets it down somewhere around 1/2-way between you and the table.
[This message has been edited by JC-Johnny (edited 12-05-2000).]
Stack the chairs up between the tables such to leave only one path to the other side of the room.
Go to that side and yell "Waiter, I need a fork". The first one there gets next weeks starting nod.
12-05-2000, 04:18 PM
If you want good service, all you'd need to do is bring a picture of Grunny's butt, and stand it next to your table. They'll be falling over themselves trying to get to you.
12-05-2000, 04:33 PM
Bob Dole will assume, then, that nobody here plans to attend...
12-05-2000, 04:37 PM
The menu will be written by Rufus Dawes.
He'll talk it up like it's a first class gourmet meal.
But when you get your plate, you'll realize that really it's just a turd out of Peterson's bunghole placed on a silver platter.
12-05-2000, 04:43 PM
It will have to be a pretty big platter to hold Stock or Li'l Schottie.
(And Gunther will be running around with his t-shirt pulled up over his head yelling, "I am the great Cornholio! Are you questioning me?")
12-05-2000, 10:08 PM
Then he will say
"I need TP for my bunghole"
and stick the smelling salts up his nose again.
12-06-2000, 11:53 AM
But I thought I had at least 45 seconds to get to your table....
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