View Full Version : Turnovers Minimize Stress

12-11-2000, 07:52 PM
That's right.

How many times have we been on here complaining about Saurkraut outkicking coverage on punts? How many times have you clutched your beer/chair arm/spouse/cat, praying to your deity of prefernce that the opposition would not break a punt return for a touchdown? How many of you have taken the time to use a felt-tip pen to inscribe "Mike Stock" on every square of toilet paper in the house so you can repeatedly say, "kiss my as$, Stock" after you take a dump?

Did you notice that was missing last Sunday?

12-11-2000, 07:57 PM
I agree, Bob. I think we should just play all 100 yards as 4 down territory, cut the punter & fg kicker & blow Minnesota's scoring record off the books. Anybody want me to take gun's place next year? I have glasses with ORANGE lenses!