View Full Version : This just in: Chris Mortensen Smokes Crack

08-28-2000, 03:58 PM
Bob Dole couldn't help himself after looking at Mort's new "mini web site."

<a href="http://espn.go.com/chrismortensen/">Yikes!</a>

08-28-2000, 04:05 PM
Yeh, I agree!.... what was he doing picking Denver to win the West and OAKLAND to come in second!??

Every thing else looks right to me........


"Those who want respect ...... give respect"
[b]Tony Soprano</B>

08-28-2000, 04:08 PM
WTF? KC 5th, behind Seattle 4th and SAN DIEGO (?) at 3RD!? Is Leaf really looking that good? He also picks the Saints and Bears to go 5th in their divisions. I thought those teams were some of the most improved.

08-28-2000, 04:14 PM
Denver's own sportswriters don't think much of their chances, 9-7 being the standard because of schedule. Mighty Mort must munch maryjane.


Iron Chef
08-28-2000, 04:22 PM
The fact that he even metioned the charges blows his cover as a non drug user. Now I understand why a couple years back he had a Dallas Cowboy story every week.

Charges have the biggest arm in the West, he forgot the mention also the smallest brain!<BR>