View Full Version : This just in: Chris Mortensen Smokes Crack
08-28-2000, 03:58 PM
Bob Dole couldn't help himself after looking at Mort's new "mini web site."
08-28-2000, 04:05 PM
Yeh, I agree!.... what was he doing picking Denver to win the West and OAKLAND to come in second!??
Every thing else looks right to me........
"Those who want respect ...... give respect"
WTF? KC 5th, behind Seattle 4th and SAN DIEGO (?) at 3RD!? Is Leaf really looking that good? He also picks the Saints and Bears to go 5th in their divisions. I thought those teams were some of the most improved.
08-28-2000, 04:14 PM
Denver's own sportswriters don't think much of their chances, 9-7 being the standard because of schedule. Mighty Mort must munch maryjane.
08-28-2000, 04:22 PM
The fact that he even metioned the charges blows his cover as a non drug user. Now I understand why a couple years back he had a Dallas Cowboy story every week.
Charges have the biggest arm in the West, he forgot the mention also the smallest brain!<BR>
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