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SECTION11
08-29-2003, 12:42 PM
Muahahahahaaaaa....

MOhillbilly
08-29-2003, 12:48 PM
:bong:

|Zach|
08-29-2003, 12:50 PM
I would rather they make it so air actully flows through the stadium they play at.

SECTION11
08-29-2003, 12:53 PM
I would rather they make it so air actully flows through the stadium they play at.


C'mon... nobody can resist the dreamy comfort of metal bleachers sitting in 110 degree heat!

Boozer
08-29-2003, 02:38 PM
C'mon... nobody can resist the dreamy comfort of metal bleachers sitting in 110 degree heat!

There's only one thing worse than a day game at that stadium...a Cardinals day game. :evil:

Iowanian
08-29-2003, 02:40 PM
The cards might have a chance against Detroit now...with Stewart out.

ENDelt260
08-29-2003, 04:46 PM
There's only one thing worse than a day game at that stadium...a Cardinals day game. :evil:
Well, that, and then after sweating your balls off watching said day game, having to walk out amidst drunken Cardinal fans giving you shit about them beating up on your beloved Chiefs.

Not that.... y'know, that's ever happened to me or anything.

SECTION11
08-29-2003, 04:51 PM
There's only one thing worse than a day game at that stadium...a Cardinals day game. :evil:


Shut up and give me my sign revenue, Sparky.

Bearcat
08-29-2003, 04:51 PM
There's no need to break them up.... the playoffs are coming up in another month.

ENDelt260
08-29-2003, 05:16 PM
I like how half the people on this thread are talking about the Arizona Cardinals, and the others are talking about the St. Louis Cardinals.

KCWolfman
08-29-2003, 05:17 PM
I like how half the people on this thread are talking about the Arizona Cardinals, and the others are talking about the St. Louis Cardinals.
Yeah, we need to insure that these Catholic mongers stop gathering in social circles.

ENDelt260
08-29-2003, 05:18 PM
Yeah, we need to insure that these Catholic mongers stop gathering in social circles.
Thanks.

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 05:23 PM
Muahahahahaaaaa...."Hey, look! That fag's pants just fell down again! What a fag! Hey fag, pull up your pants before you blind us all, you stupid fag!"

SECTION11
08-29-2003, 05:31 PM
"Hey, look! That fag's pants just fell down again! What a fag! Hey fag, pull up your pants before you blind us all, you stupid fag!"


Damn. How in the world does the rest of the AFC West put up with wit like this? It must be unbearable for them.

SECTION11
08-29-2003, 05:34 PM
Speaking of fags, aren't you a little old for stuffed animals?
Or are you just stumped as to how to finish one of those HILARIOUS Calvin Pissing stickers for your Camaro?

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 05:39 PM
Those are illegal, unlicensed bastardizations of the C&H characters, you fag.

SECTION11
08-29-2003, 05:51 PM
Well, I'll be sure to keep it mum then.
You're perverted little secret's safe with me. No worries, Fluffy.

SNR
08-29-2003, 05:55 PM
Well, I'll be sure to keep it mum then.
You're perverted little secret's safe with me. No worries, Fluffy.You don't mess with Hobbes

SECTION11
08-29-2003, 06:00 PM
Those are illegal, unlicensed bastardizations of the C&H characters, you fag.


If you keep throwing these wide, looping, girly slaps you're gonna need Tommy John at some point.
And if you do have to throw another gem my way, get your elbow off of your hip for cryin' out loud, it looks ridiculous.

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 06:00 PM
.

SECTION11
08-29-2003, 06:02 PM
Now what did I just tell you?
You throw like a girl.

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 06:05 PM
If your face were any more hyperactive, you'd have a banana for a nose, you stupid fag!

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 06:09 PM
I bet you think the snozzberries taste like strawberries, don't you, you stupid fag?

SECTION11
08-29-2003, 06:10 PM
If your face were any more hyperactive, you'd have a banana for a nose, you stupid fag!



Thus concluding our search for the Worst Smack Ever Written.


(Psicosis, that means the search is over. No need to thank me.)

ENDelt260
08-29-2003, 06:11 PM
Psicosis haters are my favorite. It's the same thing over and over again, but it never fails to make me chuckle.

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 06:13 PM
Thus concluding our search for the Worst Smack Ever Written.


(Psicosis, that means the search is over. No need to thank me.)If it looks like a fag, walks like a fag, and smacks like a fag... it's probably SECTION11, the stupid fag.

SNR
08-29-2003, 06:14 PM
Psicosis haters are my favorite. It's the same thing over and over again, but it never fails to make me chuckle.You mean there are other Psicosis haters out there besides tightly strung n00bs?

SECTION11
08-29-2003, 06:18 PM
Not a lot happening in Memphis tonight? You city slicker you...

I have to admit this much. You're admirable. In a pathetic, punch-drunk boxer who just keeps sticking his face in the ring kind of way, but admirable none the less.

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 06:25 PM
I'm pretty sure there's more happening in Memphis right now than in that sprawled-out hellhole* you call Phoenix, but that's beside the point, you fag.

*NTTAWWT, ENDelt.

ENDelt260
08-29-2003, 06:26 PM
You mean there are other Psicosis haters out there besides tightly strung n00bs?
Every once in awhile someone takes offense to something or other Psi says, and we get to see a thread like this.

ENDelt260
08-29-2003, 06:27 PM
I'm pretty sure there's more happening in Memphis right now than in that sprawled-out hellhole* you call Phoenix, but that's beside the point, you fag.

*NTTAWWT, ENDelt.


Talkin' shit on my city, huh?

I'll get you someday.

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 06:28 PM
Talkin' shit on my city, huh?

I'll get you someday.Eh, I'm running low on inspiration here.

SECTION11
08-29-2003, 06:31 PM
Let go of the stuffed animal, son.

I know that looking up can be as scary as looking down, but don't you fret little fella. I'm here to help.

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 06:33 PM
Aren't there some bars you could be going to with Greg Louganis right now, you fag?

SECTION11
08-29-2003, 06:34 PM
Eh, I'm running low on inspiration here.


You're running low on many things, but I'm glad that you picked an important item to tackle first, like Inspiration.
It's a long road back to respectability, but with a decision like this you'll be there in no time.

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 06:37 PM
This is as good a place as any...

SECTION11
08-29-2003, 06:37 PM
Aren't there some bars you could be going to with Greg Louganis right now, you fag?


You're just not very good at this. But I appreciate the effort.

SNR
08-29-2003, 06:38 PM
This is as good a place as any...
:LOL:

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 06:39 PM
:LOL:Yeah, I liked that, too.

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 06:48 PM
You're just not very good at this. But I appreciate the effort.

ENDelt260
08-29-2003, 06:50 PM
How did Ebola get involved in this?

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 06:50 PM
He just did.

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 06:59 PM
I'm gone. This time tomorrow, I'll be at the Liberty Bowl, watching a college football game, while SECTION11 will be hard at work. "Muahahahahaaaaa."

KCWolfman
08-29-2003, 07:04 PM
If you keep throwing these wide, looping, girly slaps you're gonna need Tommy John at some point.
And if you do have to throw another gem my way, get your elbow off of your hip for cryin' out loud, it looks ridiculous.
How does one put an elbow on one's hip?

KCWolfman
08-29-2003, 07:10 PM
Oh, and Psicosis is a poopy-head.

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 08:09 PM
Shut up, meanieface.

KCWolfman
08-29-2003, 08:10 PM
Shut up, meanieface.
Shut up don't go up, prices do, so take my advice and shut up, too.


I don't shut up, I grow up, when I see you, I throw up, when they made you, they messed up.

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 08:20 PM
Well played.

ENDelt260
08-29-2003, 08:21 PM
I don't shut up, I grow up, when I see you, I throw up, when they made you, they messed up.

You're well on your way to your rap career. Replace 'grow up' with something like 'pimp up', or possibly 'beam up' if you're into the whole gang thing. 'messed up' might be okay, but you might want to consider 'f*cked up' to ensure the Parental Advisory label. Those things help sales.

KCWolfman
08-29-2003, 08:22 PM
Well played.
Thanks, I thought that the Shut up Don't Go up ploy may be a bit much, but I then I thought, ehh you can't be too gauche in a game of smack.

Ohh, the meaniehead thing, right to the bone - a caliber shot if I do say so myself.

KCWolfman
08-29-2003, 08:23 PM
You're well on your way to your rap career. Replace 'grow up' with something like 'pimp up', or possibly 'beam up' if you're into the whole gang thing. 'messed up' might be okay, but you might want to consider 'f*cked up' to ensure the Parental Advisory label. Those things help sales.
Thanks. The career of MC No Rhythm is well on its way.

Ultra Peanut
08-29-2003, 08:25 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of MC Ham Sandwich, but it's your career.

SNR
12-26-2004, 12:28 AM
Oh man, I had to bump this ROFL

Count Alex's Wins
12-26-2004, 12:35 AM
Oh man, I had to bump this ROFL

Fag!