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Bwana
10-21-2003, 09:57 PM
So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street.:#

Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even? :evil: I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away :D) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work.:eek:

There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs.ROFL It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.nlm

Simplex3
10-21-2003, 10:01 PM
:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
Way to go! Any suggestions for the little punk that keeps turning on the spigot in my back yard?

Frazod
10-21-2003, 10:02 PM
I salute you! :thumb:

:evil:

Bwana
10-21-2003, 10:03 PM
Oh yeah, put a little "heat to it." Get a car battery and run some wire. It won't hurt him, but it give him a good blast resulting in him not wanting to come near your water.

Simplex3
10-21-2003, 10:05 PM
Oh yeah, put a little "heat to it." Get a car battery and run some wire. It won't hurt him, but it give him a good blast resulting in him not wanting to come near your water.

Damn plastic handle. I was going to put a bear trap underneath it but my wife thought that was a little extreme.

JimNasium
10-21-2003, 10:06 PM
Note to self.....Don't ever mess with Bwana unless you buy a Honda from him. :evil:

SNR
10-21-2003, 10:07 PM
Bwana just has a way with the young people....

Simplex3
10-21-2003, 10:08 PM
Another approach I learned from a guy who's yard kept getting "farmed" is to take 2 metal trash barrels, place them one on each side of the path, then tie them together with a thin cable or wire. You can't see the cable at night, and when they drive through it slams the trash cans against the sides of the car.

Dartgod
10-21-2003, 10:08 PM
Allright, Greg! That deserves some rep...

Bwana
10-21-2003, 10:11 PM
Allright, Greg! That deserves some rep...

It was worth cleaning up the mess after the deed. The pile is once again back in order as well. :evil:

Bwana
10-21-2003, 10:14 PM
Bwana just has a way with the young people....

Yeah, a way to let them know that it is not wise to mess with my hard work.

PastorMikH
10-21-2003, 10:17 PM
Yeah, a way to let them know that it is not wise to mess with my hard work.



Definately a 5 ROFL post!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL



Are you somehow related to Iowonian? That sounds an awful lot like something he'd do.:)

PastorMikH
10-21-2003, 10:20 PM
Note to self.....Don't ever mess with Bwana unless you buy a Honda from him. :evil:




ROFL ROFL ROFL


BTW Bwana, whatever happened between you and that pretty little lady with the Honda?:)

Bwana
10-21-2003, 10:22 PM
Definately a 5 ROFL post!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL



Are you somehow related to Iowonian? That sounds an awful lot like something he'd do.:)

I think thats why I hit it off with him so well at the tailgate party. He has the same look in his eyes and will "go the extra mile" to even the score. o:-)

Bwana
10-21-2003, 10:25 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL


BTW Bwana, whatever happened between you and that pretty little lady with the Honda?:)

Errrrr! It seems it would have cost me three times as much to fight it and "win the case" as it did to resell the car for the nasty ditch pig. I resold the car and gave her the money back.......along with a few parting quotes. ;)

Gracie Dean
10-21-2003, 10:35 PM
Bwana...great call!!!



pastor How is Okla going?

PastorMikH
10-21-2003, 10:37 PM
You do realize don't you that in SW Kansas if there were any trees around to lose their leaves, the wind would blow them away before you could rake them up.:)

BIG_DADDY
10-21-2003, 10:41 PM
Outstanding work!!! :thumb: It would be nice to evaluate the damage though. :doh!:

KC Dan
10-21-2003, 10:44 PM
You are the MAN!!!!

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

Bwana
10-21-2003, 11:01 PM
Outstanding work!!! :thumb: It would be nice to evaluate the damage though. :doh!:

If I really wanted to screw up their car, I would put one the old engine blocks that's hanging around my shop in there. I think the way I am doing it, it will cause minor damage and the lesson will be driven home. :)

Bwana
10-21-2003, 11:02 PM
You do realize don't you that in SW Kansas if there were any trees around to lose their leaves, the wind would blow them away before you could rake them up.:)

Sounds like my kind of yard work!!

BIG_DADDY
10-21-2003, 11:02 PM
If I really wanted to screw up their car, I would put one the old engine blocks that's hanging around my shop in there. I think the way I am doing it, it will cause minor damage and the lesson will be driven home. :)

Engine block? ROFL Bet you would have used that a few years back. Your getting soft in your old age. :p

Wrasse
10-21-2003, 11:05 PM
ROFL

Awesome. :)

I need to start taking notes...I'm loving these little nuggets on how to get even.

Bwana
10-21-2003, 11:06 PM
Engine block? ROFL Bet you would have used that a few years back. Your getting soft in your old age. :p

"A few years ago" I would have had not only the engine block, but a spent tranny in there.:evil:

2bikemike
10-21-2003, 11:48 PM
So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street.:#

Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even? :evil: I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away :D) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work.:eek:

There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs.ROFL It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.nlm

Damn dude I like your style. Between the 4th of July antics and the leaves you are the master.

Rausch
10-21-2003, 11:50 PM
So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street.:#

Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even? :evil: I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away :D) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work.:eek:

There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs.ROFL It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.nlm

Evil always gets good rep from me.....GOOD JOB!! :thumb:

ZootedGranny
10-22-2003, 12:04 AM
I know this one guy who kept getting his mailbox smashed by teenagers driving by with a baseball bat. He finally MacGyvered his mailbox so that it was basically a concrete and metal mailbox with a wooden outer casing. I guess a couple of weeks later the same kids tried doing it, one hit the mailbox with the bat, broke both of his forearms and was pulled from the car by the force.

ENDelt260
10-22-2003, 12:06 AM
I wonder how many injuries there are every year from kids hitting mailboxes filled w/ concrete.

ZootedGranny
10-22-2003, 12:07 AM
Not enough.

Straight, No Chaser
10-22-2003, 12:21 AM
If I really wanted to screw up their car, I would put one the old engine blocks that's hanging around my shop in there. I think the way I am doing it, it will cause minor damage and the lesson will be driven home. :)

You are a genius! I was getting ready to mention entrapment against you if someone was "accidently" 86'd or put in the hospital but you've got the deatils worked out :thumb:


--->

LVNHACK
10-22-2003, 05:16 AM
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL .............Bwana you the man.......... :thumb:

Otter
10-22-2003, 05:24 AM
I hardly even blinked when I read this. :D

Pennywise
10-22-2003, 08:24 AM
Holy shit dude. That's classic, and exactly what the little bastards deserved.

ndbbm
10-22-2003, 08:28 AM
I agree. The steel posts were a nice addition. I think it'll be a cold day in hell when they come back for more. :thumb:

Capn BlingBling
10-22-2003, 09:01 AM
You should have dug a 6' deep pit and put a blanket over it, then piles the leaves over it, but I still like your style. Any ideas to stop pumpkin smashers?

ndbbm
10-22-2003, 09:08 AM
You should have dug a 6' deep pit and put a blanket over it, then piles the leaves over it, but I still like your style. Any ideas to stop pumpkin smashers?

Cut a few of em open and fill em up with big assed rocks. They'll know it when they hit that f*cker.

Talisman
10-22-2003, 09:09 AM
You should have dug a 6' deep pit and put a blanket over it, then piles the leaves over it, but I still like your style. Any ideas to stop pumpkin smashers?
I'd wait in the bushes w/ paintball guns and a piss-tinguisher.

ndbbm
10-22-2003, 09:12 AM
I'd wait in the bushes w/ paintball guns and a piss-tinguisher.

Of couse, I'd put them paintballs in the freezer for a couple days first. :fire:

Iowanian
10-22-2003, 09:23 AM
If I really wanted to screw up their car, I would put one the old engine blocks that's hanging around my shop in there. I think the way I am doing it, it will cause minor damage and the lesson will be driven home. :)

Out-Effin-standing.

Before I finished the first paragraph I was thinking "he put an engine block on the leaf pile".....

I think I'd have taken a nail gun to a piece of plywood........flip it upside down under that leaf pile. Poke alot of holes in most of the tires.

On the pumkins...My first thought was "big rock or Brick".....now I'm thinking......hollow one or two of them out, really thin.......mix up 2/3 bucket of my "tree planting mix"....cow dung and water stirred to a sludge and fill it up.

It would be fun to watch them Kick those.

Lightning Rod
10-22-2003, 09:33 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Nice work. This makes me proud to be a Chiefs fan.

Rain Man
10-22-2003, 09:36 AM
You should have dug a 6' deep pit and put a blanket over it, then piles the leaves over it, but I still like your style. Any ideas to stop pumpkin smashers?

Claymores?





By the way, great story, bwana. :LOL:

Chief Henry
10-22-2003, 09:52 AM
BWANA,

You need to write a book or something. You have truly made my day. Some day i need to meet you.

Thanks for making me laugh out loud.

Bwana
10-22-2003, 10:06 AM
Some of the leaf Pile "DNA" :evil:

Bwana
10-22-2003, 10:07 AM
The pile of doom.

Bwana
10-22-2003, 10:12 AM
I hardly even blinked when I read this. :D

What are you trying to say Otter? :D I think you must have got the wrong idea about me when you came out here fishing this summer. :thumb:

Braincase
10-22-2003, 10:13 AM
One word - caltrops. ;)

Bwana, you are my hero of the day.

Regarding the hose, can you rig it so the kid gets sprayed when the hose kicks in, and then load the hose up with my fav, Four Paws Housebreaking Fluid. Kid will smell like pungent urine for weeks.

Iowanian
10-22-2003, 10:15 AM
When I see that pic Bwana....I have to admit....when I was 17.....I'd probably have blasted through it too.

Chief Faithful
10-22-2003, 10:25 AM
hollow one or two of them out, really thin.......mix up 2/3 bucket of my "tree planting mix"....cow dung and water stirred to a sludge and fill it up.

That gets me thinking. I also need to rig the yard for "farming".

RedNFeisty
10-22-2003, 10:35 AM
That is to funny. Weren't you also the one that had problems in July and shot some funky chit over the hoodlums house?

tommykat
10-22-2003, 10:38 AM
Now that is funny! Even if I tried to think of a way to get them back I never would have thought of that...but you all are giving me ideas :evil:

Bwana
10-22-2003, 11:08 AM
That is to funny. Weren't you also the one that had problems in July and shot some funky chit over the hoodlums house?

Indeed it was. I broke out the "bird bombs" to add a little excitement to their day after they were firing bottle rockets in my yard and over my house. On a side note, they have been the all American neighbor types since.

ROYC75
10-22-2003, 11:12 AM
So there I was yesterday, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the city to come and get and was rather proud of myself for getting it done early. I cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street.:#

Me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even? :evil: I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away :D) I placed three giant logs and 5 steel posts in there. About 5 minutes ago the punks came back to take another run at Bwanas hard work.:eek:

There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel and large wood logs.ROFL It shot logs and steel posts about 40 feet. The punks kept going. I would bet thats the last time the little bastages mess with someones leaf pile.nlm

Whoo Hooo..... Kudos dude ! :thumb:

headsnap
10-22-2003, 11:23 AM
our old house was on a skinny side street that many people would use as a short-cut into another neighborhood. I guess that many of the people thought that my yard was part of the street. :# One day I went out and bought some of those concrete pyramids and put them in the yard(about 1/2 foot from the street, no curb).

Later that evening, mrs. headsnap and I were watching TV when we heard a loud prolonged ka-thunk-thunk-ka-thunk. We looked out our window to see two of the pryamids down the street and a Lincoln Continental speeding down the street. We laughed, gathered up the pryamids, and went back to watching TV. About two hours later there was a knock on our door. There stood this old codger who was steaming mad, and out on the street there was his Lincoln attached to a tow truck. One of the pryamids apparently punctured his gas tank, and he lost all his gas while he was playing bingo. ROFL

He wanted me to pay for his gas tank. I 'explained' to him, that since he obviously was the one who thought my yard was the street, that he should be paying me for some new sod instead. He stopped by the house a few times in the next six months to give us the bill for his tank, all we could is stand there and laugh at the man. :shake:

Bwana
10-22-2003, 11:30 AM
our old house was on a skinny side street that many people would use as a short-cut into another neighborhood. I guess that many of the people thought that my yard was part of the street. :# One day I went out and bought some of those concrete pyramids and put them in the yard(about 1/2 foot from the street, no curb).

Later that evening, mrs. headsnap and I were watching TV when we heard a loud prolonged ka-thunk-thunk-ka-thunk. We looked out our window to see two of the pryamids down the street and a Lincoln Continental speeding down the street. We laughed, gathered up the pryamids, and went back to watching TV. About two hours later there was a knock on our door. There stood this old codger who was steaming mad, and out on the street there was his Lincoln attached to a tow truck. One of the pryamids apparently punctured his gas tank, and he lost all his gas while he was playing bingo. ROFL

He wanted me to pay for his gas tank. I 'explained' to him, that since he obviously was the one who thought my yard was the street, that he should be paying me for some new sod instead. He stopped by the house a few times in the next six months to give us the bill for his tank, all we could is stand there and laugh at the man. :shake:

That's classic!ROFL I just planted a nice hedge row this summer and people seem to want to walk through it on a regular basis. :shake: When it gets taller, I am going to string a single strand of wire through it with two posts anchoring it at each end. That should put and end to that story.

Carl Spackler
10-22-2003, 01:21 PM
You should have dug a 6' deep pit and put a blanket over it, then piles the leaves over it, but I still like your style. Any ideas to stop pumpkin smashers?

Pumpkin smashers are easy. Just insert a bunch of needles in the pumpkin to make it somewhat of a modified cactus. Very hard to see those at night and when the little hoodlums go to take it off your porch there should be a pretty good scream which is very satisfying.:thumb:

Bwana
10-22-2003, 01:24 PM
Pumpkin smashers are easy. Just insert a bunch of needles in the pumpkin to make it somewhat of a modified cactus. Very hard to see those at night and when the little hoodlums go to take it off your porch there should be a pretty good scream which is very satisfying.:thumb:

Carl, you are going to fit in around here just fine. ROFL

RedNFeisty
10-22-2003, 01:32 PM
Indeed it was. I broke out the "bird bombs" to add a little excitement to their day after they were firing bottle rockets in my yard and over my house. On a side note, they have been the all American neighbor types since.

Bird Bombs, that was it. I knew it had something to do with bombs and some sort of animal!

Lesson taught, no harm done!!

Skip Towne
10-22-2003, 01:55 PM
Bwana, you are the master of revenge. What a guy!

Iowanian
10-22-2003, 02:17 PM
I was just thinking.....About the time brideowanian needs a new car, I'll park it on the street, cover it with leaves and let someone else buy her a new one.

Chief Henry
10-22-2003, 02:23 PM
Bird Bombs, that was it. I knew it had something to do with bombs and some sort of animal!

Lesson taught, no harm done!!


Whats the bird bomb story???? Please some one post it..
Puuhhh-leeeze........

Bwana
10-22-2003, 02:53 PM
Whats the bird bomb story???? Please some one post it..
Puuhhh-leeeze........
It seems my meth monkey neighbors were being bad. FWIW: They have been great ever sense. Not so much as a peep. :p Here's the link.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=63346&highlight=bird+bombs

Chief Henry
10-22-2003, 03:21 PM
bwana,

I just read the Bird Bomb story......good job outta you. Some how I picture you as a cross between Slim Pickens and "Rooster Cogburn"........

You still need to write a book. The title could be
"Gettin Even,Bwana's way"..... :evil:

Carl Spackler
10-22-2003, 09:58 PM
Carl, you are going to fit in around here just fine. ROFL

Thanks Bwana. Like I said in my intro, I read a few threads (Stooges) and knew I found a home.

Gracie Dean
01-26-2009, 08:29 PM
Any new adventures lately?

Buck
01-28-2009, 11:48 AM
I heard about a guy who filled his mailbox with cement because kids were knocking off his mailbox w/ a metal bat.

So the kid goes and tries to hit it, and both of his arms are torn off. The driver freaks out and crashes, both kids die. The owner was then charged w/ manslaughter.

Dicky McElephant
01-28-2009, 04:46 PM
I heard about a guy who filled his mailbox with cement because kids were knocking off his mailbox w/ a metal bat.

So the kid goes and tries to hit it, and both of his arms are torn off. The driver freaks out and crashes, both kids die. The owner was then charged w/ manslaughter.

You watch too much CSI.