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SNR
01-20-2004, 07:15 PM
It's been a lifelong dream of mine to be rich enough to afford a plane and name it "SNR's House of Partially-cooked Fishloaf". I even named all my toy airplanes that as a child. I'm sure you'll understand that that's the name of our plane, right?

Also, WTF does a copilot do? I'm pretty sure it's just some guy that sits there and bugs the pilot and kicks him when he falls asleep.

Question for RainMan: Do we get tiny bags of peanuts on the flights? Also, do we collect Frequent Fighter Miles which may lead to deduction of required missions?

Kick some ass!

Aircraft #5

Pilot ENDelt260
Copilot SNR
Bombardier Garcia Bronco
Navigator philfree
Engineer Talisman
Radio Op. AJKCFAN
Tail Gunner Radar Chief
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy
Right Waist Gunner Scaga
Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13

KCWolfman
01-20-2004, 07:18 PM
Question for RainMan: Do we get tiny bags of peanuts on the flights? Also, do we collect Frequent Fighter Miles which may lead to deduction of required missions?

Kick some ass!

If I catch your bombadier not pulling targets correctly just so you can fly back safe, I will report your ass in a heartbeat.

Garcia Bronco
01-20-2004, 07:21 PM
Should the Pilot not be able to fulfill his duties....

SNR
01-20-2004, 07:25 PM
It may be difficult to keep the friendly fire down particularly when it comes to planes that have denise, Hoover, and Jim on bad days on it :p

KCWolfman
01-20-2004, 07:26 PM
It may be difficult to keep the friendly fire down particularly when it comes to planes that have denise, Hoover, and Jim on bad days on it :p
Jim may take some friendly fire for the good of the rest of our unit. Let's at least make sure he has a good 'chute.

philfree
01-20-2004, 07:27 PM
So what's my job? Let me drop some bombs. Please! F-Bombs that is :cuss:

Where are we flying out of? I wanna know if I'm hiding the Scotch or Saki from ENDelt.

PhilFree :arrow:
~what is the deal with this anyway?~

Garcia Bronco
01-20-2004, 07:28 PM
So what's my job? Let me drop some bombs. Please! F-Bombs that is :cuss:

Where are we flying out of? I wanna know if I'm hiding the Scotch or Saki from ENDelt.

PhilFree :arrow:
~what is the deal with this anyway?~


The Scotch...hide the Scotch

Talisman
01-20-2004, 07:32 PM
I'm an Engineer so I work on the engine, right?

SNR
01-20-2004, 07:32 PM
So what's my job? Let me drop some bombs. Please! F-Bombs that is :cuss:

Where are we flying out of? I wanna know if I'm hiding the Scotch or Saki from ENDelt.

PhilFree :arrow:
~what is the deal with this anyway?~You're in charge of scotch? Are you in charge of the tiny bags of peanuts, too?

philfree
01-20-2004, 07:33 PM
You're in charge of scotch? Are you in charge of the tiny bags of peanuts, too?

Yeah but we're out of the Honey Roasted.

PhilFree :arrow:

Talisman
01-20-2004, 07:35 PM
Are there going to be stewardesses on this flight?

Garcia Bronco
01-20-2004, 07:35 PM
You're in charge of scotch? Are you in charge of the tiny bags of peanuts, too?
ROFL

Scaga
01-20-2004, 08:21 PM
:hmmm: Right Waist(ed) gunner.
Where's the keg from where I'll be sitting?
~close to the pilot no doubt~

And what's the inflight movie? 1942?

philfree
01-20-2004, 09:00 PM
So I'm the Navigator :hmmm:(thinking ....... I always did wonder what the deal was with the Bermuda Triangle.)................ Anybody know how much fuel we got?
Captian, Take a left at the next cloud and hold that bearing.

PhilFree :arrow:

SNR
01-20-2004, 09:12 PM
:hmmm: Right Waist(ed) gunner.
Where's the keg from where I'll be sitting?
~close to the pilot no doubt~

And what's the inflight movie? 1942?Midway

Garcia Bronco
01-20-2004, 09:19 PM
Lets fly to KC...I have never been their and would like to try the food. I hear good things about the BBQ :evil:

ENDelt260
01-20-2004, 09:29 PM
Alright you jackholes, I'm not going by Aircraft #5. And, I'm sure not going to be known as any kind of SNR's loaf.

If you've got a better name than "Way Funnier Than Platoon", you better say it now.

SNR
01-20-2004, 09:37 PM
Alright you jackholes, I'm not going by Aircraft #5. And, I'm sure not going to be known as any kind of SNR's loaf.

If you've got a better name than "Way Funnier Than Platoon", you better say it now.Man, "SNR's House of Partially Cooked Fishloaf" has a nice ring to it....

Marty McDonald
01-20-2004, 09:38 PM
Can I work in the mess hall? :hmmm:

SNR
01-20-2004, 09:52 PM
Alright you jackholes, I'm not going by Aircraft #5. And, I'm sure not going to be known as any kind of SNR's loaf.

If you've got a better name than "Way Funnier Than Platoon", you better say it now.I might be more lenient toward that name if I knew what it meant

Garcia Bronco
01-20-2004, 09:55 PM
I got the name...

Burro's Bombs

Garcia Bronco
01-20-2004, 09:55 PM
Hahaha

SNR
01-20-2004, 09:56 PM
I got the name...

Burro's BombsThat means donkey turds, doesn't it?

Garcia Bronco
01-20-2004, 09:58 PM
That means donkey turds, doesn't it?


Yeah...it does ROFL

ENDelt260
01-20-2004, 09:59 PM
I might be more lenient toward that name if I knew what it meant
You might be lenient? I'm the pilot, what I say goes. You better throw out something that sounds better if you don't like it.

SNR
01-20-2004, 10:02 PM
You might be lenient? I'm the pilot, what I say goes. You better throw out something that sounds better if you don't like it.Just tell me what the hell the f*cking name means damnit!

You remind me of that one asshole

ENDelt260
01-20-2004, 10:08 PM
Just tell me what the hell the f*cking name means damnit!

You remind me of that one asshole
Don't you understand English? It means "Way funnier than Platoon".

Heh.

SNR
01-20-2004, 10:09 PM
Don't you understand English? It means "Way funnier than Platoon".

Heh.I think the name of our plane should be "Way funnier than Way funnier than Platoon"

philfree
01-20-2004, 10:20 PM
Navigator

SNR
01-20-2004, 10:26 PM
NavigatorActually, Chewbacca was a co-pilot.

Which is okay, because I, too, am a rather large and hairy co-pilot

philfree
01-20-2004, 10:34 PM
Actually, Chewbacca was a co-pilot.

If you insist. I guess maybe this is the navigator

JOhn
01-20-2004, 10:43 PM
Man I gotta remember to not let this plane get in front of me. Be tough to dodge all the beer cans flying out of it. :eek:

ENDelt260
01-20-2004, 10:43 PM
An alternate name...

http://www.381st.org/noseart/chugaluglulu.jpg

SNR
01-20-2004, 10:44 PM
An alternate name...

http://www.381st.org/noseart/chugaluglulu.jpgI like "Way funnier than Way funnier than Platoon"

JOhn
01-20-2004, 10:44 PM
An alternate name...

http://www.381st.org/noseart/chugaluglulu.jpg
:LOL:

very good one. Of course now I'll have to dodge Kegs flying out the bomb bay.

ENDelt260
01-20-2004, 10:45 PM
I wanna hear Talisman's suggestions.

Garcia Bronco
01-20-2004, 10:46 PM
Man I gotta remember to not let this plane get in front of me. Be tough to dodge all the beer cans flying out of it. :eek:


Dude....we're the Delta House of the friendly skys.....LOL.

Garcia Bronco
01-20-2004, 10:46 PM
Delta House is the name

SNR
01-20-2004, 10:48 PM
I wanna hear Talisman's suggestions.I killed him. But before I stabbed him, he told me he would take my side in all future decisions

SNR
01-20-2004, 10:49 PM
Delta House is the nameReminds me too much of a certain underachieving Donkey. Ick.

Garcia Bronco
01-20-2004, 10:51 PM
Reminds me too much of a certain underachieving Donkey. Ick.



Icky was a Bengal

SNR
01-20-2004, 10:53 PM
Icky was a BengalSo was Boobie, but we aren't getting into that now, are we?

Garcia Bronco
01-20-2004, 11:02 PM
So was Boobie, but we aren't getting into that now, are we?


Boobie's Bengals?

SNR
01-20-2004, 11:07 PM
Boobie's Bengals?Boobie Williams. Had 900 receiving yards 3 consecutive seasons.

Garcia Bronco
01-20-2004, 11:11 PM
Boobie Williams. Had 900 receiving yards 3 consecutive seasons.


When?

SNR
01-20-2004, 11:18 PM
When?I don't know. It was on my NFL Highlight desk calender

Garcia Bronco
01-20-2004, 11:32 PM
Did we get a name or what? Nothing long winded like the platoon one.....one word


Bene

ENDelt260
01-21-2004, 01:19 AM
Dude....we're the Delta House of the friendly skys.....LOL.
Being a member of Delta Tau Delta, I can fully support that.

ENDelt260
01-21-2004, 01:20 AM
Delta House is the name
We may have a winner.

ENDelt260
01-21-2004, 01:21 AM
Reminds me too much of a certain underachieving Donkey. Ick.
I assume you're talking about Deltha O'Neal. But, as an interesting side-note. John Elway is actually an alum of my fraternity.

Garcia Bronco
01-21-2004, 07:04 AM
I assume you're talking about Deltha O'Neal. But, as an interesting side-note. John Elway is actually an alum of my fraternity.



You guys know I'm talking about the movie Animal House?

Talisman
01-21-2004, 08:15 AM
How about...

Double-wide Delight

ENDelt's Flying Circus

Hell's Comin' With Me

El Dudereno

Pub Crawl

The Pussy Wagon

Memphis Cowbelle

Code Red

Hail Mary

4th and Goal

Big Ass Bird

Booty Call

Goin' Streakin'

Gunther's Gunners

Free Ballin'

Cheddar Bob

Red Lightning

Last Call

:shrug:

ENDelt260
01-21-2004, 12:02 PM
You guys know I'm talking about the movie Animal House?
Yes.

ENDelt260
01-21-2004, 12:04 PM
I'm tired of even thinking about this. Let's just go with this one...

http://www.381st.org/noseart/chugaluglulu.jpg

Talisman
01-21-2004, 12:06 PM
I'm tired of even thinking about this. Let's just go with this one...

http://www.381st.org/noseart/chugaluglulu.jpg
Boooooooo.

ENDelt260
01-21-2004, 02:31 PM
Alright, then either El Dudereno, or Cheddar Bob.

Talisman
01-21-2004, 02:43 PM
Alright, then either El Dudereno, or Cheddar Bob.
We'll see what the rest of the crew thinks. I'll photoshop us some nose art once we have a decision.

But I'll be fine w/ the Chug-a-lug if that's what everyone else wants.

ENDelt260
01-21-2004, 02:48 PM
We'll see what the rest of the crew thinks. I'll photoshop us some nose art once we have a decision.

But I'll be fine w/ the Chug-a-lug if that's what everyone else wants.
If you're gonna photoshop noseart for us, we gotta go with El Dudereno. I wanna see what you come up with.

http://logjammin.org/images/dude_who.jpg
"...if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

Talisman
01-21-2004, 03:00 PM
If you're gonna photoshop noseart for us, we gotta go with El Dudereno. I wanna see what you come up with.

http://logjammin.org/images/dude_who.jpg
"...if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
I'll try to fit him in, but I don't want to be the only plane with a dude on the nose...

Phobia
01-21-2004, 03:04 PM
I'll try to fit him in, but I don't want to be the only plane with a dude on the nose...

I'm pretty sure it's called "tea-bagging" within your circle of friends.

SNR
01-21-2004, 03:05 PM
My vote will go to the best nose art

ENDelt260
01-21-2004, 03:07 PM
I'm pretty sure it's called "tea-bagging" within your circle of friends.
ROFL

Jenny Gump
01-21-2004, 04:59 PM
Look boys...I'm not on your crew or anything, but I thought that with the talent on this bomber, you guys would have come up with a name by now. How about this? http://www.thehistorymart.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/enolagay.jpg

ENDelt260
01-21-2004, 05:37 PM
It's not that we can't come up with a name. We just have too many.

Talisman
01-21-2004, 05:54 PM
Captain ENDelt, will this work?

ENDelt260
01-21-2004, 06:04 PM
Captain ENDelt, will this work?
Poifect!

Talisman
01-21-2004, 06:13 PM
Or we could go with this one... :p

SNR
01-21-2004, 06:51 PM
Or we could go with this one... :p
ROFL THAT ONE!

Garcia Bronco
01-21-2004, 07:19 PM
Alright, then either El Dudereno, or Cheddar Bob.



What is El Dudereno?

ENDelt260
01-21-2004, 07:24 PM
What is El Dudereno?

I'm The Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Garcia Bronco
01-21-2004, 08:30 PM
Name the damn thing Captain

SNR
01-21-2004, 09:07 PM
A dude is a hair on an elephant's ass

ENDelt260
01-21-2004, 09:14 PM
Name the damn thing Captain
Already done. Check the "official" thread. Put the Duderino over there right after Talis posted it.

Garcia Bronco
01-21-2004, 09:49 PM
Cool dude

SNR
01-22-2004, 08:05 PM
Bump... our thread deserves to be at the top :D

JohnnyV13
01-23-2004, 06:40 PM
I like Jenny Tramp as our nose art

Talisman
01-23-2004, 07:16 PM
I like Jenny Tramp as our nose art
That was just a slam on JennyGump. Now start loading the bullets into the plane.