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Gaz
01-21-2004, 06:53 AM
Pilot Rausch [what kind of name is that, anyway?] is apparently sleeping it off in some dingy cathouse, so I will have to take up the slack.

We need airplane name suggestions.

Sound off.
Pilot Rausch
Copilot DEAD
Bombardier DEAD
Navigator milkman
Engineer FloridaChief
Radio Op. Dan(OneEye)T
Tail Gunner FringeNC
Ball Turret Gunner Valiant
Right Waist Gunner jettio
Left Waist Gunner DEAD

xoxo~
Gaz
Considering a teeny, tiny little fragging to move up to the big chair.

Rain Man
01-21-2004, 10:26 AM
How about "Rauschtabout?"

FloridaChief
01-21-2004, 10:31 AM
Yes, in honor of our esteemed pilot, the name should be something Germanic and angry. Or how about just something francophobic...

ChiefJustice
01-21-2004, 10:34 AM
I submit "Why Zig When You Can Gaz?"

KCWolfman
01-21-2004, 10:39 AM
I still think this plane is an obvious tool of the German government.

A German pilot and an Engineer for airplanes who doesn't engineer......

I will be flying close behind you guys.

KCWolfman
01-21-2004, 10:40 AM
Gaz - I hope you don't mind. I blatantly abused my powers and put the names and positions of your crew in your thread originator for reference material.

Saggysack
01-21-2004, 10:43 AM
I still think this plane is an obvious tool of the German government.

A German pilot and an Engineer for airplanes who doesn't engineer......

I will be flying close behind you guys.

Watch out for the noswads coming out of the bomb bay doors.

It would be a big booger if you lost your plane like that.

JOhn
01-21-2004, 10:48 AM
Gaz - I blatantly abused my powers

:eek:

I would never have believed it, untill I saw you admit it. ROFL

Gaz
01-21-2004, 01:27 PM
Some naming thoughts:
“Vertical Blitz”
“Betty Ballistic”

In honor of our vaguely-Teutonic Pilot:
“Luftmörder”: Air Killer

xoxo~
Gaz
Wondering about a coup d’etat.

Phobia
01-21-2004, 01:30 PM
Watch out for the noswads coming out of the bomb bay doors.

It would be a big booger if you lost your plane like that.
ROFL

BTW, don't know what I'm doing in this thread, but I'm glad I clicked.

Gaz
01-21-2004, 01:41 PM
Gaz - I hope you don't mind. I blatantly abused my powers and put the names and positions of your crew in your thread originator for reference material.

I’ll frag your butt, you bast-

Oh. Sorry.

Wrong war.

xoxo~
Gaz
Jumping into the Wayback machine again.

morphius
01-21-2004, 03:18 PM
I don't know, with Gaz onboard it would be damn hard not to name her "orGAZm".

The Pedestrian
01-21-2004, 03:19 PM
Although I'm not in this crew, I'd like to submit "Enola Gaz" as your aircraft's name.

Yosef_Malkovitch
01-21-2004, 03:59 PM
Can't believe this, but I agree w/SD. "Enola Gaz"!! I like it!

SNR
01-21-2004, 04:10 PM
Pilot Rausch [what kind of name is that, anyway?] is apparently sleeping it off in some dingy cathouse, so I will have to take up the slack.

We need airplane name suggestions.

Sound off.
Pilot Rausch
Copilot Gaz
Bombardier noswad
Navigator milkman
Engineer FloridaChief
Radio Op. DanT
Tail Gunner FringeNC
Ball Turret Gunner Valiant
Right Waist Gunner jettio
Left Waist Gunner chi3fs

xoxo~
Gaz
Considering a teeny, tiny little fragging to move up to the big chair.
Rausch is the German word for "intoxication". You're right, Brad should've put in an article. He knows that.

Der Rausch is the correct word.

Gracie Dean
01-21-2004, 09:03 PM
present and waiting SIR

Rausch
01-21-2004, 11:04 PM
Rausch is the German word for "intoxication". You're right, Brad should've put in an article. He knows that.

Der Rausch is the correct word.

Der Rausch is a little too "Bon Jovi" for my tastes. Rausch is better. Shorter.

Anyway....names?

Taqillya' Rose?

Todesstoß? (Deathblow)

Bombing Angry Germans?

Motley Crude?

And I like Luftmörder and Enola Gaz... :)

KcMizzou
01-21-2004, 11:11 PM
Motley Crude?

ROFL

I'm not a crew member, but that name rocks.

SNR
01-21-2004, 11:13 PM
Der Rausch is a little too "Bon Jovi" for my tastes. Rausch is better. Shorter.

Anyway....names?

Taqillya' Rose?

Todesstoß? (Deathblow)

Bombing Angry Germans?

Motley Crude?

And I like Luftmörder and Enola Gaz... :)Ein Rausch?

Rausch
01-22-2004, 06:14 AM
Ein Rausch?

You mean "einen Rausch haben?"

:thumb:

Gaz
01-22-2004, 09:44 AM
I kind of like “Tequila Rose.” We could use a hot picture of Salma Hayek for our nose art.

I volunteer to find a good one.

xoxo~
Gaz
Willing to sort through tons of Hayek pictures, if necessary.

ChiefJustice
01-22-2004, 10:02 AM
Way to take one for the team Gaz....you are a trooper!

Gaz
01-23-2004, 07:42 AM
Okay, troops, we are behind the power curve. The other crews are laughing at us.

We need a name and nose art. Unless you want the Captain to make the choice for you.

I vote for “Tequila Rose.”

xoxo~
Gaz
Might as well have some Rose inside and out.

ChiefJustice
01-23-2004, 08:04 AM
I am sure your pilot can find something funny in this one..
http://www.381st.org/noseart/frenchdressing.jpg

Rain Man
01-23-2004, 11:27 AM
Plane name? The B-17s are lined up on the runway, and they're just waiting for your ground crew to paint something on the side of your plane.

FloridaChief
01-23-2004, 11:54 AM
http://www.schlangenkuss.de/Hayek_Salma_4_sig.jpg

FloridaChief
01-23-2004, 11:59 AM
http://www.5in9.com/graphics/salma_hayek_p21.jpg

FloridaChief
01-23-2004, 12:01 PM
http://www.shareware.about.com/library/graphics/salma_hayek_wallpaper_6.jpg

ChiefJustice
01-23-2004, 12:04 PM
I like the 2nd Salma pic best.....but,you need a name first.The squadron is waiting for it.

Saggysack
01-23-2004, 12:08 PM
You would figure with all the brain cells in this thread that this simple task would have been knocked out. Just goes to show you intelligence does not mean productivity. I mean look our dumb asses over at plane #2. We(meaning ChiefJustice) knocked it out long ago. :p

FloridaChief
01-23-2004, 12:40 PM
Plane name? The B-17s are lined up on the runway, and they're just waiting for your ground crew to paint something on the side of your plane.

On behalf of my absentee crew (and in the interest of getting on with it), can we just settle the A/C name: “Tequila Rose.”

Thanks...

Gaz
01-23-2004, 12:51 PM
B-17 airplane #1 is named “Tequila Rose”

Here is the nose art:
http://web.nmsu.edu/~curtisa/salma_hayek.html

If the crew does not like it, they should have complained before now. If Captain Rausch does not like it, he can get off his dead butt and make a better choice.

xoxo~
Gaz
Taking up the slack.

Mark M
01-23-2004, 12:57 PM
... Taking up the slack.


That pic will definitely take up some slack ...

MM
~~:hump:

Gaz
01-23-2004, 12:58 PM
I want you all to know that searching for the nose art was a traumatic experience. I am worn out.

xoxo~
Gaz
Threw himself on that grenade.

Saggysack
01-23-2004, 01:07 PM
Fine choice Gaz.

Gaz
01-23-2004, 01:09 PM
Fine choice Gaz.


It was rough, I tell ya. Rough.

Picking the best shot when there was no blood getting to my brain was a strain, let me tell you.

xoxo~
Gaz
Passed out a couple of times during the process.

Saggysack
01-23-2004, 01:13 PM
It was rough, I tell ya. Rough.

Picking the best shot when there was no blood getting to my brain was a strain, let me tell you.

xoxo~
Gaz
Passed out a couple of times during the process.


:LOL:


I bet it was real hard.... :p

FloridaChief
01-23-2004, 05:40 PM
I hope that beautiful nose art survived that horrendous 1st mission...

Rain Man
01-23-2004, 06:18 PM
It was rough, I tell ya. Rough.

Picking the best shot when there was no blood getting to my brain was a strain, let me tell you.

xoxo~
Gaz
Passed out a couple of times during the process.



Wow, this was an eerily prophetic final post.

Gaz
01-23-2004, 06:42 PM
Wow, this was an eerily prophetic final post.

What?

Am I dead already?

xoxo~
Gaz
Does not care for the sound of “final post.”

morphius
01-23-2004, 06:44 PM
What?

Am I dead already?

xoxo~
Gaz
Does not care for the sound of “final post.”

First pick one of the pictures I did on the name/art thread.

Gaz
01-23-2004, 06:50 PM
First pick one of the pictures I did on the name/art thread.

Dead men have no blood pressure.

My interest in Salma Hayek is suddenly gone.

xoxo~
Gaz
Flaccidly requiescating in pace.

morphius
01-23-2004, 06:58 PM
Dead men have no blood pressure.

My interest in Salma Hayek is suddenly gone.

xoxo~
Gaz
Flaccidly requiescating in pace.

We can rebuild Gaz, and make him stronger, faster, with more hair and less gut, we have the technology...

Morphius
or you could just be reincarnated.

Phobia
01-23-2004, 07:57 PM
Wow - I'll bet all the straight men on this crew regret the name choice now. They don't even have anybody at which they may point the finger.

Ari Chi3fs
01-24-2004, 07:29 AM
WHy am I dead? I not no dead...

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 11:15 AM
Wow - I'll bet all the straight men on this crew regret the name choice now. They don't even have anybody at which they may point the finger.



ROFL

Simply Red
02-01-2008, 10:43 AM
This was kind of creative..