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RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 09:08 PM
It is my duty to see this through. I joined to do my tour with honor, and I would be remiss if I did not present the evidence I have.

Exhibit A. "The plan"
Pilot lazarus (SPY strapped to bomb, and against all war anyway)
Copilot morphius (promoted to Pilot Copilot RedNFiesty)

Exhibit B. "The threat"
Don't make me frag you too! I mean, i hope no spy gets you in your bunk...

Exhibit C. "The cover-up"

The military investigates morphius’ “jokes” about killing lazarus, but with the testimony of other crew members he is quickly exonerated.


Exhibit D. "The payoff"
(Oh, and yeah, sure. We'll bend the rules a bit as long as RednFeisty doesn't mind starting out as a waist gunner. We can't deny the crew their promotions.)

The motive? Like is the case so often, betrayal over a attractive female :shake:

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 09:11 PM
You buttmunch!! Just can't let it go! I'm sorry I don't flirt with you enough!

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 09:13 PM
You know if the bouquet of flowers would have been better and the chocolates not half eaten, then you might have had a chance!! :p

RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 09:16 PM
You buttmunch!! Just can't let it go! I'm sorry I don't flirt with you enough!A redhead in Fire Below would work a lot better ;)......but thats not my motive for this investigation.....really :)

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 09:17 PM
Oh, so now you are more into cartoons then the real thing...tisk tisk tisk!

RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 09:20 PM
Oh, so now you are more into cartoons then the real thing...tisk tisk tisk! Them bumps ain't brains! or you would have picked up the redhead I was talking about :shake: ;)

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 09:23 PM
Them bumps ain't brains! or you would have picked up the redhead I was talking about :shake: ;)

Damn you!! I still don't get it. :(

RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 09:24 PM
Damn you!! I still don't get it. :(What color is your hair!!!!!

Hydrae
01-24-2004, 09:26 PM
Stop the damned inquisition already! :cuss: The enemy is Hitler and his minions, we have to stick together or he has won already!

morphius
01-24-2004, 09:27 PM
Redneck - There is no way you are getting Red from me, just not going to happen. Don't make me have you courtmartialed.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 09:27 PM
Red, but I'm not the redhead from Fire Below? Hydrea is right, Hitler is the enemy, not my crew!!

RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 09:29 PM
Stop the damned inquisition already! :cuss: The enemy is Hitler and his minions, we have to stick together or he has won already!I am sure lazarus would be wondering about the whole stick together thing is he was still alive!................really I am just jealous shhhhh

RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 09:32 PM
Redneck - There is no way you are getting Red from me, just not going to happen. Don't make me have you courtmartialed.
Alright damn it! but she was the last free agent chick :banghead: wait a minute! is Jenny Gump taken?

morphius
01-24-2004, 09:33 PM
Alright damn it! but she was the last free agent chick :banghead: wait a minute! is Jenny Gump taken?
I think she is available.

Its jsut too bad I have no idea what she looks like, jsut hear that she is good looking.

RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 09:35 PM
I think she is available.

Its jsut too bad I have no idea what she looks like, jsut hear that she is good looking.
For the record I am mutt face ugly in real life, but we are all good looking on the net :)

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 09:38 PM
For the record I am mutt face ugly in real life, but we are all good looking on the net :)

Thats not true!

Yes, Jenny is hot!

morphius
01-24-2004, 09:38 PM
For the record I am mutt face ugly in real life, but we are all good looking on the net :)
Luckily I have met Red, so I know what she looks like. The fact that she doesn't think I'm fbugly is just a bonus.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 09:38 PM
Redneck - There is no way you are getting Red from me, just not going to happen. Don't make me have you courtmartialed.

My hero, the first man willing to fight for me!!

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 09:38 PM
Well if I weren't dead I'd be doing my part to keep this investigation going as well. But as they say, dead men tell no tales........

morphius
01-24-2004, 09:41 PM
Well if I weren't dead I'd be doing my part to keep this investigation going as well. But as they say, dead men tell no tales........
Maybe your just mostly dead, and not all dead. Of course with an attitude like that, I'm not going to point you in the direction of Miracle Max.

Mosbonian
01-24-2004, 09:44 PM
My hero, the first man willing to fight for me!!

RNF:

Morph can't get involved in the hand-to hand stuff.....so he leaves the kill and maim stuff to the Gunners......we are so good at what we do, even CSI wouldn't be able to find evidence of a murder.....

mmaddog
********

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 09:46 PM
RNF:

Morph can't get involved in the hand-to hand stuff.....so he leaves the kill and maim stuff to the Gunners......we are so good at what we do, even CSI wouldn't be able to find evidence of a murder.....

mmaddog
********

Mmaddog, baby, your back!! Hey, I'm a gunner now to, I get to learn how to hide the evidence!!

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 09:46 PM
Maybe your just mostly dead, and not all dead. Of course with an attitude like that, I'm not going to point you in the direction of Miracle Max.



I'm pretty sure I qualify as all dead. What is it when you feel nothing, see nothing, and hear nothing?


Anyway, I'm sure that RNR's envy will push him on until all the facts have come out.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 09:47 PM
I'm pretty sure I qualify as all dead. What is it when you feel nothing, see nothing, and hear nothing?


Anyway, I'm sure that RNR's envy will push him on until all the facts have come out.

I'm going to reach down to the underworld and strangle you if you don't hush! :cuss:

morphius
01-24-2004, 09:49 PM
I'm pretty sure I qualify as all dead. What is it when you feel nothing, see nothing, and hear nothing?


Anyway, I'm sure that RNR's envy will push him on until all the facts have come out.
I think Red has done a good job of distracting him. He knows that Jenny is available, and will be too busy tring to bring her aboard to worry about my crew and me.

Morphius
Its good to be the king.

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 09:50 PM
I'm going to reach down to the underworld and strangle you if you don't hush! :cuss:



Can strangling a dead guy have any affect?


You all are sure defensive about all of this. I would think if things went down the way you say you would be a little more open to probing questions. Since you would have nothing to fear........

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 09:52 PM
I think Red has done a good job of distracting him. He knows that Jenny is available, and will be too busy tring to bring her aboard to worry about my crew and me.

Morphius
Its good to be the king.


I could have sworn Jenny was promoted to take the place of some poor casualty on plane #1..........


Hader,
reaching up from the grave to do mischief

Logical
01-24-2004, 09:54 PM
WTF is going on here and why was I summoned?

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 09:54 PM
I could have sworn Jenny was promoted to take the place of some poor casualty on plane #1..........


Hader,
reaching up from the grave to do mischief

Thats right, she is on Dream Sickle now.

Mosbonian
01-24-2004, 09:54 PM
Mmaddog, baby, your back!! Hey, I'm a gunner now to, I get to learn how to hide the evidence!!

RNF.....

Welcome to the club......but please don't forget you are our Co-Pilot first.....

mmaddog
*******

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 09:54 PM
WTF is going on here and why was I summoned?

Hi Logical, honey!

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 09:55 PM
I could have sworn Jenny was promoted to take the place of some poor casualty on plane #1..........


Hader,
reaching up from the grave to do mischief

I am RNF, I can do all that I want!

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 09:57 PM
WTF is going on here and why was I summoned?


My guess is the mutineers wanted me and RNR dealt with.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 09:58 PM
RNF.....

Welcome to the club......but please don't forget you are our Co-Pilot first.....

mmaddog
*******

Aww, but Ebola deserves to be Co-Pilot, all of you deserve to be where you are now. I am very happy to be waist gunner!

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 09:59 PM
Thats right, she is on Dream Sickle now.



See RNR, they got you chasing someone who is no longer available.


Keep the heat on these mutineers!

morphius
01-24-2004, 09:59 PM
RNF.....

Welcome to the club......but please don't forget you are our Co-Pilot first.....

mmaddog
*******
She is more then the co-pilot. She is the heart, soul and inspiration for not only Deep Red, but the Pilot as well.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:01 PM
She is more then the co-pilot. She is the heart, soul and inspiration for not only Deep Red, but the Pilot as well.

I'm going to cry!! Come here you!

RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 10:01 PM
WTF is going on here and why was I summoned?There may have been a crime and then again, the guy that started this thread may have ulterior motives :hmmm:

morphius
01-24-2004, 10:02 PM
Well, I guess if Jenny is taken, then I'm just gonna have to reincarnate Raiderhader and dye his hair red, force some hair extensions, and there you go, one Red headed chick.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:02 PM
There may have been a crime and then again, the guy that started this thread may have ulterior motives :hmmm:

Don't listen, he is just jealous!

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:04 PM
Well, I guess if Jenny is taken, then I'm just gonna have to reincarnate Raiderhader and dye his hair red, force some hair extensions, and there you go, one Red headed chick.

There you go RNR, the perfect mate for ya!!

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:04 PM
Well, I guess if Jenny is taken, then I'm just gonna have to reincarnate Raiderhader and dye his hair red, force some hair extensions, and there you go, one Red headed chick.


Oh hell no! I ain't about to become some red headed bitch for a friggen raider fan! F#ck that. You can't reach far enough into the depths of hell to bring me back up........

morphius
01-24-2004, 10:08 PM
I'm going to cry!! Come here you!
In my heart I already am there.

RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 10:08 PM
Oh hell no! I ain't about to become some red headed bitch for a friggen raider fan! F#ck that. You can't reach far enough into the depths of hell to bring me back up........
That would only happen if we were doing life without the possibility of parole, and then my friend life in jail would be no fun for you at all ROFL

morphius
01-24-2004, 10:09 PM
Oh hell no! I ain't about to become some red headed bitch for a friggen raider fan! F#ck that. You can't reach far enough into the depths of hell to bring me back up........
Then STFD&STFU.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:09 PM
In my heart I already am there.

I can hear the rumors now!

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:09 PM
In my heart I already am there.


Oh dear Lord! Could this get any more sappy? :rolleyes:

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:11 PM
That would only happen if we were doing life without the possibility of parole, and then my friend life in jail would be no fun for you at all ROFL



Thankfully I don't forsee jail in my future.


Otherwise suicide might be a better option.....

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:11 PM
I can hear the rumors now!

Oh, wait, they have already started. Thats the point of this thread!

morphius
01-24-2004, 10:12 PM
I can hear the rumors now!
I honestly couldn't think of a response to your post for minutes. Which is highly unusual.

Morphius
A big tease

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:12 PM
Then STFD&STFU.



Touchy, touchy, touchy.......

RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 10:13 PM
Thankfully I don't forsee jail in my future.


Otherwise suicide might be a better option.....
ROFL

morphius
01-24-2004, 10:15 PM
Oh dear Lord! Could this get any more sappy? :rolleyes:
had a friend in college that used every sappy cheesy line in the world to get women to go out with him. Some of the funniest damn shit I have ever seen first hand. The best were when he bombed, cause oh did he bomb.

morphius
01-24-2004, 10:16 PM
Touchy, touchy, touchy.......
No, I just know I could crush you or let Fraz at you again.

Logical
01-24-2004, 10:17 PM
Hi Logical, honey!RNF that is my Gun not my weapon but I like the way you fight.;)

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:17 PM
I honestly couldn't think of a response to your post for minutes. Which is highly unusual.

Morphius
A big tease

Hehehe, kitty get your tongue?

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:17 PM
had a friend in college that used every sappy cheesy line in the world to get women to go out with him. Some of the funniest damn shit I have ever seen first hand. The best were when he bombed, cause oh did he bomb.


I have ONE line that is waiting to be used. And while it can certainly be called sappy, it could also be filed under charming. Just depending on the delivery.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:18 PM
RNF that is my Gun not my weapon but I like the way you fight.;)

Petty clever huh? I know how to bat my lashes and use my hands!!

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:19 PM
No, I just know I could crush you or let Fraz at you again.


Bullets in one hand and daggers in the other.......


I don't like my options, I want to start over.

Logical
01-24-2004, 10:21 PM
Petty clever huh? I know how to bat my lashes and use my hands!!

Evidently RNR has not known the mystery of a cunning red head.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:21 PM
Bullets in one hand and daggers in the other.......


I don't like my options, I want to start over.

See what happens when you mess with RnF!!

morphius
01-24-2004, 10:21 PM
Hehehe, kitty get your tongue?
We'll get to that in a minute.

Morphius
True to form.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:22 PM
Evidently RNR has not known the mystery of a cunning red head.

He is a Faider fan, would you expect more?

Logical
01-24-2004, 10:23 PM
We'll get to that in a minute.

Morphius
True to form.


Man morphius don't you know that a hot pussy can never wait.

RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 10:23 PM
Evidently RNR has not known the mystery of a cunning red head.
The last one got my house :banghead:

Logical
01-24-2004, 10:23 PM
He is a Faider fan, would you expect more?Excellent point.

morphius
01-24-2004, 10:24 PM
I have ONE line that is waiting to be used. And while it can certainly be called sappy, it could also be filed under charming. Just depending on the delivery.
I haven't been single since I was 16, didn't have a use for pickup lines. But back in the day, I still had women hitting on me and got stuck playing the wingman a lot. Did a lot of talking to a lot of girls.

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:24 PM
See what happens when you mess with RnF!!


I've just been beaten by a girl. This dead boy is going back to the pits of hell to be tormented by satan. That hurts less.....

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:25 PM
The last one got my house :banghead:

Damn b!tch. You should have burnt it first!

Logical
01-24-2004, 10:26 PM
I've just been beaten by a girl. This dead boy is going back to the pits of hell to be tormented by satan. That hurts less.....


Get used to it, that is just a regular part of life.ROFL

morphius
01-24-2004, 10:26 PM
Man morphius don't you know that a hot pussy can never wait.
Oh they can wait, but hey, with a toungue like mine...

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:27 PM
I haven't been single since I was 16, didn't have a use for pickup lines. But back in the day, I still had women hitting on me and got stuck playing the wingman a lot. Did a lot of talking to a lot of girls.

I haven't been single since I was 18, and I still have women hitting on me, but with a different ending!! :p

I never have been good with pick up lines! Then again, I have never needed them!!

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:27 PM
I haven't been single since I was 16, didn't have a use for pickup lines. But back in the day, I still had women hitting on me and got stuck playing the wingman a lot. Did a lot of talking to a lot of girls.


Talking is about all I do. If they actually want to talk to me......

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:29 PM
I've just been beaten by a girl. This dead boy is going back to the pits of hell to be tormented by satan. That hurts less.....

Damn skippy, I don't lose many fights. Now put your tail between your legs and go play with Saddam and Satin!!

You know deep down I do sort of like you!!

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:29 PM
Get used to it, that is just a regular part of life.ROFL


Oh the things I have to look forward to. :shake:

RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 10:30 PM
Damn b!tch. You should have burnt it first!Yeah one of the few things I got from the cheating exwife was my wedding ring, my son said I should melt it down and make something out of it, my instant thought was a bullet! FWIW I threw it away.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:30 PM
Oh they can wait, but hey, with a toungue like mine...

Prove it!

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:31 PM
Yeah one of the few things I got from the cheating exwife was my wedding ring, my son said I should melt it down and make something out of it, my instant thought was a bullet! FWIW I threw it away.

Not a bad thought!

You threw it away, I guess I can't say that I blame you.

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:32 PM
Damn skippy, I don't lose many fights. Now put your tail between your legs and go play with Saddam and Satin!!

You know deep down I do sort of like you!!



I'm not sure what to think of that. :spock:


Since I decided to stay up this late I might as well bust out the rum.....

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:33 PM
I'm not sure what to think of that. :spock:


Since I decided to stay up this late I might as well bust out the rum.....

Ever watch South Park?

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:34 PM
Ever watch South Park?


Only a few episodes.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:35 PM
In South Park Saddam and Satin are lovers.

Logical
01-24-2004, 10:36 PM
Damn skippy, I don't lose many fights. Now put your tail between your legs and go play with Saddam and Satin!!

You know deep down I do sort of like you!!

Don't fall for that she is just after the tail between your legs she has been admiring.

morphius
01-24-2004, 10:36 PM
Prove it!
Sounds like Red is about to get lucky.

RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 10:37 PM
In South Park Saddam and Satin are lovers.I have never seen that show, it seems quite popular around here.

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:37 PM
In South Park Saddam and Satin are lovers.


Ah. Well if the shoe fits.....


It was actually the second part of your post that I wasn't sure how to take (following the satan and saddam comment).

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:38 PM
Don't fall for that she is just after the tail between your legs she has been admiring.



Really? :D

morphius
01-24-2004, 10:39 PM
Ah. Well if the shoe fits.....


It was actually the second part of your post that I wasn't sure how to take (following the satan and saddam comment).
She meant you are like a wounded puppy dog, she likes you because injured, sad and hopeless.

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:41 PM
She meant you are like a wounded puppy dog, she likes you because injured, sad and hopeless.


Damn, no matter how hard I try I just can't quite seem to shake the reputaion.


I'm just going to start being a dick to everyone.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:41 PM
Hey, now wait, I have already said I don't like young meat!! Stop twisting my words!!!! :banghead:

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:42 PM
She meant you are like a wounded puppy dog, she likes you because injured, sad and hopeless.

Cookies for Morphius!!

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:43 PM
Damn, no matter how hard I try I just can't quite seem to shake the reputaion.


I'm just going to start being a dick to everyone.

Sorry, honey! Keep your head up, one will come along for you one day!

RedNeckRaider
01-24-2004, 10:44 PM
Damn, no matter how hard I try I just can't quite seem to shake the reputaion.


I'm just going to start being a dick to everyone.Listen here youngster, when it comes to woman just keep one thing in mind " no matter how good looking they are, somewhere some guy is sick of her shit"

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:45 PM
Sorry, honey! Keep your head up, one will come along for you one day!



No need to apoligize. I'm not disapointed by any means.

RedNFeisty
01-24-2004, 10:45 PM
Well boys, it has been a blast, but I have to go now. Don't be to sad, I will return soon!

morphius
01-24-2004, 10:47 PM
Damn, no matter how hard I try I just can't quite seem to shake the reputaion.


I'm just going to start being a dick to everyone.
With your look, you'll just end up getting your ass kicked.

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:47 PM
Listen here youngster, when it comes to woman just keep one thing in mind " no matter how good looking they are, somewhere some guy is sick of her shit"


OK, everyone is taking that post the wrong way........

morphius
01-24-2004, 10:48 PM
Well boys, it has been a blast, but I have to go now. Don't be to sad, I will return soon!
Night.

Raiderhader
01-24-2004, 10:49 PM
With your look, you'll just end up getting your ass kicked.


I kinda meant on the Planet. I have a completely different image off the net away from all of you.


Same person, just viewed differently.

morphius
01-24-2004, 11:01 PM
I kinda meant on the Planet. I have a completely different image off the net away from all of you.


Same person, just viewed differently.
hehe, thats what I'd say too.

Logical
01-24-2004, 11:18 PM
hehe, thats what I'd say too.

Hey, no. it is really true. RW males actually do hit on Jamie at Best Buy. See truly different.

Cntrygal
01-24-2004, 11:26 PM
Well if I weren't dead I'd be doing my part to keep this investigation going as well. But as they say, dead men tell no tales........


Well....... what if when your personal belogings were boxed up, a journal was found detailing all the corruption?

:D

Mosbonian
01-25-2004, 04:51 AM
Aww, but Ebola deserves to be Co-Pilot, all of you deserve to be where you are now. I am very happy to be waist gunner!


With a waist like yours....you can gun me down anytime!!!

But hey, I don't steal anyone's woman.....if nothing else I am loyal to the crew. It appears that you already are spoken for by the Captain, so I will just assume my Lancelotian personality and bid you my leave to serve as is called.

mmaddog
***********
Knighthood & Chivalry promoter...

Raiderhader
01-25-2004, 08:30 AM
Hey, no. it is really true. RW males actually do hit on Jamie at Best Buy. See truly different.


Ow, that left a mark.

Raiderhader
01-25-2004, 08:31 AM
Well....... what if when your personal belogings were boxed up, a journal was found detailing all the corruption?

:D



;)

RedNFeisty
01-25-2004, 04:04 PM
With a waist like yours....you can gun me down anytime!!!

But hey, I don't steal anyone's woman.....if nothing else I am loyal to the crew. It appears that you already are spoken for by the Captain, so I will just assume my Lancelotian personality and bid you my leave to serve as is called.

mmaddog
***********
Knighthood & Chivalry promoter...

As long as I am going to play in fantasy land, I cuss the words commitment, taken, spoken for and so on. Sorry Cap!

morphius
01-25-2004, 04:34 PM
As long as I am going to play in fantasy land, I cuss the words commitment, taken, spoken for and so on. Sorry Cap!
Yup, knew getting involved with a hot red head would lead to nothing but trouble.

RedNFeisty
01-25-2004, 04:37 PM
Yup, knew getting involved with a hot red head would lead to nothing but trouble.


C'mom, it's not all that bad!! ;)

RedNFeisty
01-25-2004, 04:44 PM
Besides, aren't some things worth alot of trouble!! :p

morphius
01-25-2004, 04:49 PM
C'mom, it's not all that bad!! ;)
hmmmm, how so?

morphius
01-25-2004, 04:53 PM
Besides, aren't some things worth alot of trouble!! :p
I see, you may have a point there.