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ENDelt260
04-03-2004, 04:25 PM
Dr Nick and Bearcat have rights to his avy and signature until November. But, right now all that's in the sig is a want ad for obnoxious items, and the avy looks suspiciously like something Slayer himself would pick (what happened to the pink triangle and rainbow?)

This is clearly unacceptable. So, I'm making a call to all the Planeteers. Let's give Slayer something to be ashamed of. By the end of the day I want Slayer's avy & sig to be so atrocious, that he doesn't even want to post for fear of people seeing it.

C'mon people, I know together we can do it.

Bearcat
04-03-2004, 04:30 PM
:LOL:


Yeah, I noticed it a few days ago and told him he could change it back... it hadn't been changed for a long time, which wore out the joke.

I'll be happy to change it though.

big nasty kcnut
04-03-2004, 04:34 PM
http://www.rugbyfootball.com/gallery1/simmons_4.jpg

here a good sig picture for slayer

Rain Man
04-03-2004, 04:35 PM
Can you pick a random girl at his school and merely post the sentence, "I have a crush on "XXXXXX", along with his photo? That would be pretty cruel, I think.

Otter
04-03-2004, 04:35 PM
http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/267945/187186 Puberty is a bitch!

big nasty kcnut
04-03-2004, 04:58 PM
Come on we have to get more ideas.

ENDelt260
04-03-2004, 05:01 PM
Perhaps we could turn this right side up, crop it a bit, and title it "Slayer's lover"

Skip Towne
04-03-2004, 05:06 PM
Maybe something with Richard Simmons?

Phobia
04-03-2004, 05:26 PM
I think a picture of Slayer humping a goat (preferably with his mouth closed) would make a great avatar, but it's gonna mean Bearcat will have to wake up earlier in the morning to catch him in the act.

Are you up to the challenge, Bearcat?

Rain Man
04-03-2004, 05:31 PM
Can someone photoshop him into the family lineup in "The Sound of Music?"

I don't know if that's cruel, but it'd be entertaining at least.

ENDelt260
04-03-2004, 08:03 PM
I can't believe this fell to the second page. I remember when torturing Slayer was a Planet favorite pasttime.

BIG_DADDY
04-03-2004, 08:11 PM
I can't believe this fell to the second page. I remember when torturing Slayer was a Planet favorite pasttime.

I never picked on Slayer. :hmmm:



SLAYERS A RUMP RANGER!!!!

There, I feel better now.

whoman69
04-03-2004, 09:31 PM
I suggested to Bearcat a while ago that he should use a Rainbow Brite genre. It fits with the av they gave him.

Ebolapox
04-03-2004, 10:18 PM
ROFL

pull up some of llama's slayer photoshops

-EBOLA-

Raiderhader
04-03-2004, 10:20 PM
Slayer isn't being abused enough

That is because girls have less to do with him than they do even me.

morphius
04-03-2004, 10:40 PM
That is because girls have less to do with him than they do even me.
That is truly sad.

I figure why pick on slayer, I mean God already made him a walking joke, and do I really think that I can get the better of God, I doubt it.

Raiderhader
04-03-2004, 10:43 PM
That is truly sad.

I figure why pick on slayer, I mean God already made him a walking joke, and do I really think that I can get the better of God, I doubt it.


ROFL Nice.

Phobia
04-03-2004, 10:45 PM
I pick on Slayer to boost my paltry self esteem.

MadProphetMargin
04-03-2004, 11:24 PM
Dr Nick and Bearcat have rights to his avy and signature until November. But, right now all that's in the sig is a want ad for obnoxious items, and the avy looks suspiciously like something Slayer himself would pick (what happened to the pink triangle and rainbow?)

This is clearly unacceptable. So, I'm making a call to all the Planeteers. Let's give Slayer something to be ashamed of. By the end of the day I want Slayer's avy & sig to be so atrocious, that he doesn't even want to post for fear of people seeing it.

C'mon people, I know together we can do it.

Noob question: Why do you guys abuse Slayer?

stumppy
04-03-2004, 11:28 PM
I'll try and photoshop him into fitting picture later on. I just need to find that pic of him and all 32 of those hideous things he calls teeth. I'm sure he'l fit nicely into any number of ballerina outfits.:D

Rain Man
04-03-2004, 11:30 PM
Noob question: Why do you guys abuse Slayer?


He's the youngest and weakest among us. It's like a big chicken coop in here.

Ebolapox
04-03-2004, 11:32 PM
Noob question: Why do you guys abuse Slayer?

no major reason, gocheese

-EBOLA-

stumppy
04-03-2004, 11:34 PM
no major reason, gocheese

-EBOLA-
ROFL:clap:ROFL

grandllama
04-04-2004, 12:59 AM
I'll try and photoshop him into fitting picture later on. I just need to find that pic of him and all 32 of those hideous things he calls teeth. I'm sure he'l fit nicely into any number of ballerina outfits.:D

You mean this one?

grandllama
04-04-2004, 12:59 AM
I'll try and photoshop him into fitting picture later on. I just need to find that pic of him and all 32 of those hideous things he calls teeth. I'm sure he'l fit nicely into any number of ballerina outfits.:D

or this one?

grandllama
04-04-2004, 01:01 AM
I'll try and photoshop him into fitting picture later on. I just need to find that pic of him and all 32 of those hideous things he calls teeth. I'm sure he'l fit nicely into any number of ballerina outfits.:D

or maybe this one?

grandllama
04-04-2004, 01:04 AM
I'll try and photoshop him into fitting picture later on. I just need to find that pic of him and all 32 of those hideous things he calls teeth. I'm sure he'l fit nicely into any number of ballerina outfits.:D

or then again, it could be this one....

grandllama
04-04-2004, 01:05 AM
I'll try and photoshop him into fitting picture later on. I just need to find that pic of him and all 32 of those hideous things he calls teeth. I'm sure he'l fit nicely into any number of ballerina outfits.:D

but I bet its this one...

grandllama
04-04-2004, 01:06 AM
I'll try and photoshop him into fitting picture later on. I just need to find that pic of him and all 32 of those hideous things he calls teeth. I'm sure he'l fit nicely into any number of ballerina outfits.:D

but you know, its probably this one...

grandllama
04-04-2004, 01:09 AM
I'll try and photoshop him into fitting picture later on. I just need to find that pic of him and all 32 of those hideous things he calls teeth. I'm sure he'l fit nicely into any number of ballerina outfits.:D
but this is the one your probably talking about... isn't it?

grandllama
04-04-2004, 01:11 AM
I'll try and photoshop him into fitting picture later on. I just need to find that pic of him and all 32 of those hideous things he calls teeth. I'm sure he'l fit nicely into any number of ballerina outfits.:D

but then again, this is probably the one...

grandllama
04-04-2004, 01:12 AM
I'll try and photoshop him into fitting picture later on. I just need to find that pic of him and all 32 of those hideous things he calls teeth. I'm sure he'l fit nicely into any number of ballerina outfits.:D

but its probably this one...

grandllama
04-04-2004, 01:13 AM
I'll try and photoshop him into fitting picture later on. I just need to find that pic of him and all 32 of those hideous things he calls teeth. I'm sure he'l fit nicely into any number of ballerina outfits.:D

but you know, its probably this one come to think of it...

grandllama
04-04-2004, 01:15 AM
I'll try and photoshop him into fitting picture later on. I just need to find that pic of him and all 32 of those hideous things he calls teeth. I'm sure he'l fit nicely into any number of ballerina outfits.:D

And here is the last of The Llama Presents... Slayer... Gallery

grandllama
04-04-2004, 01:16 AM
Eleven photoshops of Slayer in the last year...

Boy do I have an exciting life ROFL

And the funny thing is, when I actually met him after the Indy game, I didn't recognize him right away ROFL

The Pedestrian
04-04-2004, 07:00 AM
I don't remember that Superfly Jr. picture, when was that posted?

Skip Towne
04-04-2004, 07:14 AM
I think the waning of Slayer abuse has a couple of causes. First, Goatcheese came along and we all swung our big guns around to him. And he hasn't done anything spectacular lately like driving into a house.

The Pedestrian
04-04-2004, 10:53 AM
... And he hasn't done anything spectacular lately like driving into a house.

Strange...everyone said that would never get old.

Skip Towne
04-04-2004, 11:19 AM
Strange...everyone said that would never get old.
It's not old. I mentioned it didn't I? You need to get hot and do something stupid. (Make sure Bearcat finds out about it)

stumppy
04-04-2004, 11:32 AM
How bout "Homy Diablo"













Hope this posts OK, first time I've posted a pic on the planet.

Skip Towne
04-04-2004, 11:39 AM
How bout "Homy Diablo"













Hope this posts OK, first time I've posted a pic on the planet.
Very Good!

stumppy
04-04-2004, 12:01 PM
Very Good!

Yea, it did turn out pretty good didn't it?

:DROFL:D

ENDelt260
04-04-2004, 12:14 PM
Holy smokes. I'd never seen a few of those Slayer Photoshops. The Super Fly Jr one is ruling.

JOhn
04-04-2004, 12:28 PM
Damn, those pics will wake you up faster than a cup of coffee. :eek:

grandllama
04-04-2004, 12:37 PM
I don't remember that Superfly Jr. picture, when was that posted?

I'm pretty sure I did that one during the infamous Chocolate Hogs discussion.... :)

Chieficus
04-04-2004, 01:19 PM
I'm pretty sure I did that one during the infamous Chocolate Hogs discussion.... :)

Perhaps more frightening than the pictures...is the fact that you keep them on your computer... :hmmm: :spock:

The Pedestrian
04-04-2004, 01:36 PM
Just make sure you don't find something that'll scare other Planeteers more than me....

Rain Man
04-04-2004, 03:12 PM
That "Saving Private Diablo" photoshop is excellent.

Phobia
04-04-2004, 03:20 PM
Just make sure you don't find something that'll scare other Planeteers more than me....

'Lil dude - seriously, have you considered a career in radio? You should ask beer me for his advice. Or, I also recommend a sales career with one of these exciting companies: http://www.blind.net/companys.htm

Jenson71
04-04-2004, 03:21 PM
Knowing how fast pics can travel over the internet, let me just say...sucks to be slayer :shake:

ENDelt260
04-04-2004, 03:24 PM
Knowing how fast pics can travel over the internet, let me just say...sucks to be slayer :shake:
Speaking of someone not getting abused enough...

Hmm... I bet I can even find a pic of you for grandllama to work with.

Jenson71
04-04-2004, 03:25 PM
Speaking of someone not getting abused enough...

Hmm... I bet I can even find a pic of you for grandllama to work with.

You've got one to work with.

But you know you shouldn't. (I'll beat the shit out of you and grandma.)

ENDelt260
04-04-2004, 03:25 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=25190&stc=1

Private Elroy, reporting for duty, sir! Please, photoshop me something embarrasing!

Jenson71
04-04-2004, 03:26 PM
ROFL

I knew I'd regret it one day.

grandllama
04-04-2004, 03:30 PM
Perhaps more frightening than the pictures...is the fact that you keep them on your computer... :hmmm: :spock:

You know, I was thinking that exact thing last night when I was posting them ROFL

The Pedestrian
04-04-2004, 08:41 PM
You've got one to work with.

But you know you shouldn't. (I'll beat the shit out of you and grandma.)

:LOL: :LOL: ROFL ROFL

It would be hilarious to see you try fighting them one at a time (both at once would just be sad).................... Hey, everyone, I got an idea for something to do at B5! :p

Phobia
04-04-2004, 09:30 PM
Hey, everyone, I got an idea for something to do at B5! :p

No, Slayer, Dartgod said you may not run a handjob booth.

Raiderhader
04-04-2004, 09:50 PM
:LOL: :LOL: ROFL ROFL

It would be hilarious to see you try fighting them one at a time (both at once would just be sad).................... Hey, everyone, I got an idea for something to do at B5! :p


There has been so much talk about kicking SD's ass at a B5 gathering that he is now trying to get someone else to take the role.

Ain't workin' here.

Garcia Bronco
04-04-2004, 10:05 PM
but this is the one your probably talking about... isn't it?
..
That one should read.

....He has a plan to stick in a man...


ROFL

grandllama
04-04-2004, 10:29 PM
Speaking of someone not getting abused enough...

Hmm... I bet I can even find a pic of you for grandllama to work with.

Ok... I'm in the normal mood I was in when I used to PhotoShop Slayer... someone give me a topic for Jenson and I'll see what I can come up with...

I'll live with the consequences next year at B5 ROFL

ChiefJustice
04-04-2004, 10:49 PM
Ok... I'm in the normal mood I was in when I used to PhotoShop Slayer... someone give me a topic for Jenson and I'll see what I can come up with...

I'll live with the consequences next year at B5 ROFL


How about Jenson pulling up in a limo to Long John Silvers?

grandllama
04-04-2004, 10:51 PM
How about Jenson pulling up in a limo to Long John Silvers?

Damn, this worse than when i used to do improv.... (back when i had a sense of humor)... you wouldn't happen to have a source file for that would you ROFL

ChiefJustice
04-04-2004, 10:53 PM
lol...no....but,i can go look.

ChiefJustice
04-04-2004, 11:01 PM
here are a couple of pics to help influence the muse.

RedNFeisty
04-04-2004, 11:10 PM
He could be labled as Phobia's Ho!! :p

Rain Man
04-04-2004, 11:29 PM
Ok... I'm in the normal mood I was in when I used to PhotoShop Slayer... someone give me a topic for Jenson and I'll see what I can come up with...

I'll live with the consequences next year at B5 ROFL

I like the LJS limo idea.

As a backup, how about jenson as that little girl running from the napalm attack in vietnam?

LVNHACK
04-04-2004, 11:30 PM
You've got one to work with.

But you know you shouldn't. (I'll beat the shit out of you and grandma.)




Beat the shit out of them with what.......?????.......You look softer then a roll of Charmin..........

LVNHACK
04-04-2004, 11:32 PM
Noob question: Why do you guys abuse Slayer?




Because we can...............

grandllama
04-04-2004, 11:36 PM
How about Jenson pulling up in a limo to Long John Silvers?

How about Jenson in a LJS while his Limo waits outside?

grandllama
04-04-2004, 11:40 PM
Beat the shit out of them with what.......?????.......You look softer then a roll of Charmin..........

and Jenson needs to remember that I let Hack take care of all my light work :)

ChiefJustice
04-04-2004, 11:45 PM
How about Jenson in a LJS while his Limo waits outside?


You sir...are a God amongst men!!
:thumb:


triple rep for that gem!

LVNHACK
04-04-2004, 11:52 PM
and Jenson needs to remember that I let Hack take care of all my light work :)




Yeah and my 12 year old takes care of mine...........Drop the pepsi and pick up the weights............... :shake:

Ebolapox
04-04-2004, 11:52 PM
ROFL

rep for everyone involved!!!

-EBOLA-

grandllama
04-04-2004, 11:56 PM
Yeah and my 12 year old takes care of mine...........Drop the pepsi and pick up the weights............... :shake:

I sir, can safely claim I've never touched a Pepsi in 34 years :hmmm:

I was actually giving you props on that one buddy :)

And if that was a slam on my weight, go revisit the fat bastard thread to see what I HAVE been doing the last year :thumb:

LVNHACK
04-04-2004, 11:59 PM
I sir, can safely claim I've never touched a Pepsi in 34 years :hmmm:

I was actually giving you props on that one buddy :)

And if that was a slam on my weight, go revisit the fat bastard thread to see what I HAVE been doing the last year :thumb:




GL you got it all wrong...............I was refering to soft ass gojenson............I'll bet the only curls he's doing is cheetos to his mouth....

LVNHACK
04-05-2004, 12:00 AM
Just when I thought I was tuning into your sense of humor Kevin ROFL



That kid is to ripped to be gojenson............

grandllama
04-05-2004, 12:02 AM
GL you got it all wrong...............I was refering to soft ass gojenson............I'll bet the only curls he's doing is cheetos to his mouth....

I figgered I was taking it wrong... we've always been on the same page :)... In the original post, I just figgered if I was going to be threatened for a photoshop, I'd let my buddy the prison guard take care of it! :clap:

LVNHACK
04-05-2004, 12:03 AM
I figgered I was taking it wrong... we've always been on the same page :)... In the original post, I just figgered if I was going to be threatened for a photoshop, I'd let my buddy the prison guard take care of it! :clap:



:thumb:

grandllama
04-05-2004, 12:13 AM
Which means I probably have Hack AND Jenson pissed at me now....

Never fear Jenson buddy, if you look hard enough my pic is in the archives somewhere ROFL

LVNHACK
04-05-2004, 12:16 AM
BTW, I think this is my finest work. I call it "Hack's Bitch"


Damn gl that's just wrong as hell............In so many ways........ :shake:

LVNHACK
04-05-2004, 12:17 AM
BTW, I think this is my finest work. I call it "Hack's Bitch"


ROFL ROFL ROFL ..................The more I look at it the funnier it is.............

KCWolfman
04-05-2004, 12:17 AM
Jenson and SD are working on a sequel with Wesley Snipes:

To Austin Kyle, Thanks for Everything, Ru Paul.

grandllama
04-05-2004, 12:18 AM
Damn gl that's just wrong as hell............In so many ways........ :shake:

But did you get a chuckle out of it? I was laughing so hard when I was doing it I couldn't get my lines straight ROFL...

On the serious side, I love Bloodhounds... them and Labs are my fav's when it comes to the K9 breed...

grandllama
04-05-2004, 12:19 AM
Jenson and SD are working on a sequel with Wesley Snipes:

To Austin Kyle, Thanks for Everything, Ru Paul.

Me Likey ROFL

LVNHACK
04-05-2004, 12:20 AM
But did you get a chuckle out of it? I was laughing so hard when I was doing it I couldn't get my lines straight ROFL...

On the serious side, I love Bloodhounds... them and Labs are my fav's when it comes to the K9 breed...




Yeah she's really growing on the family. Although she'e hard as hell to take care of. We're already looking to get our second one next year.

LVNHACK
04-05-2004, 12:22 AM
But did you get a chuckle out of it? I was laughing so hard when I was doing it I couldn't get my lines straight ROFL...

On the serious side, I love Bloodhounds... them and Labs are my fav's when it comes to the K9 breed...



Yeah I got a laugh......But if she was that ugly I'd make her walk backwards......

alanm
04-05-2004, 12:27 AM
or this one?I never have heard the story of how Slayer lost the rights to his signature and avy. I just assumed he lost a bet. But I gotta admit every time I see this picture it just cracks me up.ROFL:thumb:

LVNHACK
04-05-2004, 12:29 AM
I never have heard the story of how Slayer lost the rights to his signature and avy. I just assumed he lost a bet. But I gotta admit every time I see this picture it just cracks me up.ROFL:thumb:



IIRC...........He made a bet with B/C & Dr.Nick about being able to grow a mustache by a certain time and lost the bet...........

alanm
04-05-2004, 12:38 AM
IIRC...........He made a bet with B/C & Dr.Nick about being able to grow a mustache by a certain time and lost the bet...........I had a full mustache by the time I was 13. But then I'm 1/2 Italian and 1/2 Bravarian German. Or Low German in the old country. I guess they were the hillbillys.

grandllama
04-05-2004, 01:16 AM
Last one for tonight....

stumppy
04-05-2004, 01:21 AM
Nice work gl, you earned your pay for the week.

By the way, nice pic on moblog.
My compliments:thumb:

grandllama
04-05-2004, 01:23 AM
Nice work gl, you earned your pay for the week.

By the way, nice pic on moblog.
My compliments:thumb:

Thanks... and I'll pass along the compliments to Ms. Llama... she's so pissed at some of the comments she got on Moblog that she swears she's never taking her clothes off again... and she doesn't read CP so she doesn't believe me when I tell her Phob's, Zach, and You all gave her :thumb:

ENDelt260
04-15-2004, 06:49 PM
As a backup, how about jenson as that little girl running from the napalm attack in vietnam?

ROFL

ENDelt260
04-15-2004, 06:53 PM
Thanks... and I'll pass along the compliments to Ms. Llama... she's so pissed at some of the comments she got on Moblog that she swears she's never taking her clothes off again... and she doesn't read CP so she doesn't believe me when I tell her Phob's, Zach, and You all gave her :thumb:
whoa, whoa, whoa... what? I missed your pics on mobog.

LVNHACK
04-15-2004, 06:57 PM
whoa, whoa, whoa... what? I missed your pics on mobog.




WTF is mobog..........

ENDelt260
04-15-2004, 07:02 PM
WTF is mobog..........
www.mobog.com

Don't visit at work. contains nudity

it's a website where people take pictures w/ their cameraphone, e-mail them to the site, and they get posted right away.

LVNHACK
04-15-2004, 07:05 PM
www.mobog.com

Don't visit at work. contains nudity

it's a website where people take pictures w/ their cameraphone, e-mail them to the site, and they get posted right away.



Dude..............They don't give us the internet at work..............I wonder why............;)

Iowanian
04-15-2004, 08:37 PM
I don't recall seeing anything posted by granllama....

I see texarcana.....same name as here?

Ultra Peanut
12-04-2004, 06:33 AM
I expected more from this.

chagrin
08-23-2005, 03:05 PM
anything to not see the brilliant humor thread headline anymore

JOhn
08-26-2005, 03:14 PM
anything to not see the brilliant humor thread headline anymore
:spock:







:shrug:

dacoolman88
02-04-2006, 01:34 PM
yeah that sucks dude