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Desert Chief
09-07-2000, 02:47 PM
Bad news, Chief fans. I just replaced the bad mojo hat from last year with a brand spankin' new, undefeated hat for this year. Now if Denver could only find a secondary....

TEX
09-07-2000, 02:50 PM
I suppose you'll need a new one next week. according to your hat theory, you should package hats like condoms..1 use and throw it out.

mlyonsd
09-07-2000, 02:51 PM
Drew,
I thought all Donkey fans wore orange traffic cones on their heads for hats... hope you don't cause an accident by taking one...

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Desert Chief
09-07-2000, 02:51 PM
You clearly don't respect mojo. My new hat isn't going to lose until after the bye week at least.

Desert Chief
09-07-2000, 02:54 PM
Dang, Hawaii, I wish I woulda thought of that. Could have saved 20 bucks. Just pop for a 2 buck logo sticker and go with the cone... The thin air up here, it kills brain cells, thus I'm not the sharpest cheddar on the shelf...

TEX
09-07-2000, 02:54 PM
donkey hat...baaaad medicine..

voooodoooo vooooddoooooo

I lived near denver for a few summers in college....I think you've been above the tree line a little too long.

I always felt a little smarter on the flat land.

milkman
09-07-2000, 02:59 PM
Morphius is gald that Drew finally figured out that last years hat was really a toilet seat and has upgraded to something that may stink a little less this year.

Chief Nathan
09-07-2000, 03:06 PM
Maybe you can trade that old Donk's hat in for a couple good ACL's...

Desert Chief
09-07-2000, 03:06 PM
Well, cognitive abilities and such things aside, I think its safe to agree that Denver is the class of the AFC West...perhaps even the AFC...what the heck, maybe even the whole NFL. It comes down to that secondary gelling.

As you can see, I'm not the contraversial type.

Gracie Dean
09-07-2000, 03:08 PM
Uh-ohh! Drew got a new hat!

Phil
off to create his new underware thread.

milkman
09-07-2000, 03:09 PM
Drew - It will be interesting to see how your offense does when they don't have a spy telling them what every defense is.

Chief Nathan
09-07-2000, 03:09 PM
The Donk's might be the 2nd best last place team in the AFC West right now...

Desert Chief
09-07-2000, 03:12 PM
The whole spy thing is pretty comical. But now that I think about it, the only reason the Rams were so successful had to be that they had Derrick Loville in camp. Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket...

Stuckinbama
09-07-2000, 03:18 PM
It's hard to lose to a team that turns the ball over 3 times. If anyone could do it, I KNEW the Griese - led Donx could! It was wise to buy the hat after week one!

Stuckinbama
09-07-2000, 03:22 PM
That's really not fair because Brian played a good game so I should have said," It's hard to lose to a team that turns the ball over 3 times but if anyone could I knew the ONX could! Or the ENVER Broncos could! Or any word will work as long as you drop the "D"!

Desert Chief
09-07-2000, 03:33 PM
I can't wait until the Bronco use and abuse the Chiefs in a couple weeks. Denver might not have a great D, but its good enough to handle that offense. Denver's O will move with relative ease.

Stuckinbama
09-07-2000, 03:40 PM
Just KEEEEEP talking, PLEASE. Anything can happen in 3 weeks time. The games are most always close, I doubt that anyone will get abused. But after getting swept, the Donx will probably be a tad more fired up. I doubt that Donx O will move with "relative ease". Enver has yet to face an even marginal defense. IF the Chiefs can run on the ONX they will win the game. You might just br surprised how easy it is for our poor offense to move the ball against a poor defense!

morphius
09-07-2000, 03:45 PM
Is THAT what I was wiping my a$$ with? I thought it was kinda rough.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I DO buy chunky peanut butter. Why do you ask?

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Desert Chief
09-07-2000, 03:52 PM
Man, if the Broncos get swept by the Chiefs again, I'm gonna start worrying about the temperature in hell, the reliability of the sun, and the intentions of the IRS.

AustinChief
09-07-2000, 07:48 PM
"Now if Denver could only find a secondary...."


Or a healthy RB.<P>

AustinChief
09-07-2000, 07:51 PM
"a brand spankin' new, undefeated hat for this year"

Obviously, the hat was bought after Sunday.

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Puttin' on my game face!

alanm
09-07-2000, 07:54 PM
Donk,
If the Chiefs sweep the Donks again this year, I'll gladly donate the sunscreen and a tax lawyer. http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/cool.gif

AustinChief
09-07-2000, 08:01 PM
Warrior - Save a few bucks and send him vaseline instead of a tax lawyer. Besides in denver the petroleum lubricants can be used in a variety of ways.

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Puttin' on my game face!

[This message has been edited by KCWolfman (edited 09-07-2000).]

alanm
09-07-2000, 08:11 PM
Wolfman,
SLAM! LOL, and water out the nose!
(cleaning off the monitor now)

redbrian
09-07-2000, 09:06 PM
Here's one for ya! HA!HA!HA!





[This message has been edited by KCWolfman (edited 09-07-2000).]

redbrian
09-07-2000, 09:19 PM
Doesn't anyone like Donkey Drew's new "Ten-Gallon Bronco Hat"?

LOL!!!

redbrian
09-07-2000, 09:43 PM
Anyone think Drew's new Bronco hat will give the Donkey's good luck this year? Or do you think him having sex with the horse will be what puts the Donkey's over the top?

redbrian
09-07-2000, 09:45 PM
You slut's are too uptight! I laugh my *** off everytime I look at that pic!

LOL!

AustinChief
09-07-2000, 09:46 PM
Cannibal - I am sure that you will disagree, but that is something that I think to be inappropriate on the BB. My kids look at the posts and that is something I wouldn't want them to see.<P>

redbrian
09-07-2000, 09:49 PM
I won't even argue with you about it.

It's not worth my time.<BR>

Gracie Dean
09-07-2000, 10:02 PM
I thought it was funny, Cannibal but I didn't want to condone it by responding. I tend to agree with Russ on this one. If we allow it, tomorrow Drew will be getting even by posting REAL beastiality shots with your name emblazed upon them.

Stuckinbama
09-07-2000, 11:02 PM
Darn,
It looks like I missed a cool photo! I do have an imagination though. *grin*

redbrian
09-08-2000, 07:20 AM
KC-CHIEFS-FAN-TX,

It was funny as hell, sorry you missed it dude.

KCTitus
09-08-2000, 07:37 AM
Drew: Is it one of the "neat" looking lids with the horse head in the front and the horse tail hanging out the back? If indeed this is the case, you could give the Packer fans a run for their money with you Kewl new look. http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

KCTitus
09-08-2000, 07:38 AM
Drew: Is it one of the "neat" looking lids with the horse head in the front and the horse tail hanging out the back? If indeed this is the case, you could give the Packer fans a run for their money with you Kewl new look. http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Desert Chief
09-08-2000, 07:41 AM
Damn, I thought I was dealing with football fans, not depraved perverts. Sheesh...

morphius
09-08-2000, 07:42 AM
You're the one that "mounted" that horse...who are YOU calling perverts?!

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Desert Chief
09-08-2000, 07:48 AM
Hey, until you've seen your 'special sauce' drying on the flank of a hardy stallion, you shouldn't judge another man's predilections. It is a full grown, consenting adult, afterall.

redbrian
09-08-2000, 08:00 AM
LMAO Drew!

But you might want to keep that under wraps, because Russ let's his kids read the board.

Sorry to kill your fun...

Desert Chief
09-08-2000, 08:11 AM
Anybody else get one of these new, one size fits all, form fitting hats? I have one of those heads that'll probably confuse the living daylights ought of anthropologists in 50,000 years-- lets just say it'd be perfect for carrying water across long deserts-- so finding a hat big enough to fit this mutated coconut is always difficult. To make a long story shorter, these new form fitting hats kick *** and look good at the same time. I'd recommend them.

Gracie Dean
09-08-2000, 08:17 AM
Yeah Drew - I sport a 7 3/8 head. If I have ANY amount of hair at all, better make it a 7 1/2. You know what they say about a man with a huge head, don't ya?

morphius
09-08-2000, 08:29 AM
You tip over easily?

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spe725
09-08-2000, 08:35 AM
You guys can continue to bad mouth Denver if you want, but you make no sense. Did you guys watch the same games I did? The Rams had to come back in the 4th to beat the Broncs. How did the Chiefs do in the 4th? Oh, yeah...now I remember!

Early prediction: Broncos will stomp the Squaws into the ground!

Desert Chief
09-08-2000, 08:57 AM
Dog,

They know that. That's why they post pictures of 'me' getting intimate with a horse and such. Talking football with a Bronco fan is just too frustrating.

spe725
09-08-2000, 09:20 AM
Drew,

I'll be back after week 4 to remind them how flawed they are. I hope you'll do the same.

Denial is a river that runs straight through Missouri!

[This message has been edited by Dog Day (edited 09-08-2000).]

DoktorSmith
09-08-2000, 09:36 AM
You gotta respect the voodoo hatů

xoxo~
gaz
covers his dome with a red & gold cap.<BR>

Desert Chief
09-08-2000, 09:42 AM
Mojo is the king. It just sucks that my hat that went 48-11 and won two Superbowl titles got too worn out to wear. If they made hats better, Denver would most certainly have threepeted.

Gracie Dean
09-08-2000, 10:30 AM
LMAO Clint. Funny!