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Hel'n
05-25-2004, 02:09 PM
http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20040525-092802-4495r.htm

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - With the U.S. presidential election approaching, late night television comics are poking fun at the candidates.

Here are some of the lines broadcast on Monday:

NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno":

"Did you see that (the movie) "Shrek" made $104 million this weekend? That is more money taken in one weekend since John Kerry (news - web sites)'s honeymoon. That's a big haul."

"I read that John Kerry and George W. Bush may be getting together soon. The bad news is it's to ride bicycles together."

"Did you hear about this? President Bush (news - web sites) fell off his bicycle this weekend. You know what's really sad? It was a stationary bike."

"President Bush's bike accident was a little different than John Kerry's accident. See Bush fell when he tried to turn too hard to the right, and Kerry fell 'cause he kept switching gears."

"And strip clubs in Wisconsin are organizing voter registration drives to get voters to vote for John Kerry because they're afraid of President Bush's conservative agenda ... thinks he might close down the strip clubs. You can see why the strippers would be for John Kerry, they have almost as many positions as he does."

CBS's "Late Show with David Letterman":

"George W. Bush. Did you see what happened to him over the weekend? He fell off his bicycle. Did you see that? Wow, this guy is taking a beating. In all fairness, it is not his fault. He couldn't see past the Secret Service agent on the handlebars."

"And then it seemed like a couple of weeks ago, John Kerry also had a mishap on a bicycle, he fell off a bicycle. So you have Kerry fell off a bike and Bush fell off a bicycle. And you know, the only thing (President Bill) Clinton ever fell off of was an intern."

Frankie
05-25-2004, 05:46 PM
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics6/bushism/priceless-Codini.jpg

memyselfI
05-25-2004, 05:59 PM
DUHbya riding just before the fall:

http://www.bartcop.com/monkey-bike.jpg

Simplex3
05-25-2004, 06:01 PM
.

Frankie
05-25-2004, 06:20 PM
http://65.54.244.250/cgi-bin/getmsg/marlette.gif?curmbox=F000000001&a=27451c1154b3c7a015785279c2863bad&msg=MSG1084897432.37&start=1034036&len=527387&mimepart=10&disk=65.54.244.72_d1098&login=ffattahi&domain=hotmail%2ecom&hm___sig=6dac9b6d01c4433328545839691e4846b9777cf13106fdcd

memyselfI
05-25-2004, 06:28 PM
http://www.mind.net/basile/panic.jpg

Here ya go Herp.

The proper link on the proper thread. I'll try not to make this mistake again today.

BN 2/9
05-25-2004, 06:30 PM
President Putin of Russia called President Bush with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried; "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"
"Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you.", replied the President.

"I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tie us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!", said Bush. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?", said Putin.

"Yes?", replied the President.

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin.

"No problem," replied the President and, with that, Bush hung up and called the President of Trojan condoms. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."

go bowe
05-25-2004, 06:32 PM
President Putin of Russia called President Bush with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried; "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"
"Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you.", replied the President.

"I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tie us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!", said Bush. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?", said Putin.

"Yes?", replied the President.

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin.

"No problem," replied the President and, with that, Bush hung up and called the President of Trojan condoms. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."hot damn, that's good!! :clap: :clap: ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

BN 2/9
05-25-2004, 06:55 PM
hot damn, that's good!! :clap: :clap: ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

More evidence that Bush is out to win the hearts and minds

Frankie
05-26-2004, 09:36 AM
More evidence that Bush is out to win the hearts and minds

That's a real old joke. But it's funny. Even with you trying to insert Bush in there to make him sound smart;).The version I had heard years ago was with the names Truman and Stalin (post ww2 American aide).

Saulbadguy
05-26-2004, 09:39 AM
George W. Bush.

Frankie
05-26-2004, 09:44 AM
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics6/bushism/ballot01.jpg

Frankie
05-26-2004, 09:47 AM
George W. Bush.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
The best political joke yet.
:clap: :clap: :clap:

Ugly Duck
05-26-2004, 09:48 AM
"Put Your Political Humor Jokes Here..."

Somebody beat me to it, but it gets funnier with each telling:

George Bush.

headsnap
05-26-2004, 10:08 AM
The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.

"You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to
France previously.

"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained.

"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44, I couldn't find any f***ing Frenchmen to show it to."

Frankie
05-26-2004, 10:33 AM
The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.

"You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to
France previously.

"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained.

"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44, I couldn't find any f***ing Frenchmen to show it to."

ROFL ROFL
:clap:

memyselfI
05-26-2004, 10:51 AM
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_mission_not_accomplished.jpg

memyselfI
05-26-2004, 10:52 AM
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_warofcoalition.jpg

memyselfI
05-26-2004, 10:54 AM
ROFL

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_eternalwarfare.jpg

Hel'n
05-26-2004, 12:11 PM
http://www.latimes.com/includes/ramirez/today_ramirez_20040525.gif

Hel'n
05-26-2004, 12:12 PM
http://www.latimes.com/includes/ramirez/ramirez_20040518.gif

Hel'n
05-26-2004, 12:14 PM
http://www.latimes.com/includes/ramirez/ramirez_20040502.gif

Hel'n
05-26-2004, 12:15 PM
http://www.latimes.com/includes/ramirez/ramirez_20040520.gif

Pennywise
05-26-2004, 12:51 PM
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Hel'n
05-26-2004, 01:18 PM
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Great!!!!! :D

http://www.tombowl.com/canthclroy/canthpics/trekisland4.jpg

Frankie
05-26-2004, 01:24 PM
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Ah...."The Ketchup" :LOL:

Hel'n
05-26-2004, 02:33 PM
oh skipper...

BN 2/9
05-26-2004, 02:39 PM
CAMPAIGN 2004
Winners From The First Annual 'Give John Kerry's Hair A Name Competition'

The response was overwhelming. I would like to thank everyone who wrote in. Here are some the top suggestions I received. But remember, when it comes to naming John Kerry's hair, there are no real losers.

Eric from Lafayette: "Not just the owner, also a member"
Gary from Malaysia: "Intel inside"
Russ Vaughn from Lakehills, Texas: "Le Poodle Cut"
Andy Robertson from East London: "Hello, I'm John and I have a raccoon on my head"
Sherry from Michigan: "HairM ScareM"
Tom Bergin from Tennessee: "Ole Fluffy"
david from israel: "it's alive...alive!"
Jim Eckels from Fairfax, Va: "Dream Weaver"
Rob from Canada: "Tom"
Leon from Tennessee: "The Massachusetts Fur Patch"

Feel free to list your favorite John Kerry "Hair-Do" names.

go bowe
05-26-2004, 02:55 PM
The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.

"You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to
France previously.

"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained.

"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44, I couldn't find any f***ing Frenchmen to show it to."that's good, too!! ROFL ROFL

Hel'n
06-16-2004, 06:40 PM
http://www.latimes.com/includes/ramirez/today_ramirez_20040615.gif

bkkcoh
06-16-2004, 11:21 PM
Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things.
The candidate that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.
After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin.
There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day, George W. returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, Kerry returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day George W. comes in with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none.
That evening, Bill Clinton gets together secretly with Kerry and says, "I think George W. is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way.
The next night (after George W. comes back with 50 fish), Clinton says to Kerry, "Well, what about it, is George W. cheatin?'"
"He sure is, Bill, he's cutting holes in the ice.

Pennywise
06-17-2004, 09:23 AM
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Hel'n
06-18-2004, 12:56 AM
http://www.latimes.com/includes/ramirez/ramirez_20040617.gif

Thig Lyfe
06-24-2004, 09:25 PM
Abu Ger-AB

Abu Grape

Abu Gir-ahby

Abu Geronimo

Abu Gringo

Abu Gruabe

Thig Lyfe
06-24-2004, 09:26 PM
Pennywise=Genius

Thig Lyfe
06-24-2004, 09:27 PM
I love going to a librabry and propping up Hilary's book next to the "New Fiction" sign.

Hel'n
06-24-2004, 11:59 PM
http://www.latimes.com/includes/ramirez/ramirez_20040620.gif

Pennywise
06-25-2004, 09:31 AM
The book jacket of David T. Hardy's and Jason Clark's book, 'Michael Moore Is a Big Fat Stupid White Man,' is intended to debunk Moore's methods as 'Fahrenheit 9/11' hits theaters. (AP/Regan Books, HO)

Frankie
06-25-2004, 03:55 PM
One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in a meet with President Bush."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in a meet with President Bush."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in a meet with President Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

Frankie
06-25-2004, 04:08 PM
"Don't kid yourself. George W. Bush is very excited. He's already working on his first foreign-policy blunder." —David Letterman (Right after the 2000 "Election.")

KCWolfman
06-25-2004, 04:18 PM
What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument? That WhoreMonica.

They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and his second wife, his current wife, is worth around $700 million. So when John Kerry says he's going after the wealthy in this country, he's not just talking. He's doing it!

Congratulations to Senator John Kerry — the big winner in yesterday’s primary. Won five out of seven. I just hope all these victories don't give Kerry a big head.

In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he hugged his wife, Teresa, heir to the multi-million dollar Heinz food fortune.

John Kerry is recovering nicely after having prostate surgery. But the doctors did tell him it would be several months before he could be sexually active again. All the other Democratic candidates have been very supportive. Joe Lieberman called to wish him the best. The Rev. Al Sharpton called to offer prayers. Former President Bill Clinton called Mrs. Kerry and asked if she was lonely.

Thig Lyfe
06-25-2004, 04:18 PM
I hope frankie is aware that a slight resemblence to a founding father does not mean that Kerry will act like one.

Frankie
06-27-2004, 12:37 AM
On Cheney's last heart attack:

"See, here's the problem in a nutshell. You have these two guys that want to be president. You have Al Gore who wants to be president and you have Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney as you know, is in charge of putting together George W. Bush's pretend, make-believe cabinet. This guy is so busy, he had to postpone a mild heart attack." — David Letterman
"Dick Cheney had a mild heart attack, but they say he'll soon be able to resume his regular activities. I thought having heart attacks was his regular activity. Anyway, since he's a Republican, the heart isn't a major organ." —Jay Leno

Frankie
06-27-2004, 12:45 AM
I hope frankie is aware that a slight resemblence to a founding father does not mean that Kerry will act like one.

I'm willing to take that chance as we know beyond the shadow of any doubt that the current man is incapable of acting like one.

Hel'n
06-27-2004, 01:25 AM
http://www.latimes.com/includes/ramirez/today_ramirez_20040625.gif

Frankie
06-29-2004, 04:52 PM
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron". The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

BN 2/9
07-02-2004, 02:56 PM
The Clock

A Democratic strategist assumes room temperature and
finds himself at the Pearly Gates. The strategist is
taken inside Heaven by St. Peter and given a guided
tour. He's led into one huge room that is full of millions
of clocks, and he notices a clock with his name on it
that has stopped. St. Peter explains that everyone has
a clock that counts down the seconds of their life,
and when someone dies, their clock stops.

The strategist is fascinated by all this but when he
examines all of the other clocks, he notices that some
of the clocks' second hands are moving faster than others.
St. Peter explains that every time someone tells a lie,
which is a sin, they lose part of their life, so their
clock's second hand ends up moving faster.

The Democratic strategist looks around but doesn't see
Bill Clinton's clock, so he asks St. Peter where it
is. "Oh," answers St. Peter, "that's being used as a
ceiling fan."

Thig Lyfe
07-08-2004, 08:36 PM
In a gas station bathroom I saw scribbled on the hot air hand dryer:

"Push for Clinton Speech"

Somebody apparently retaliated with the noticably less clever "Bush Sucks"

:hmmm:

jettio
07-08-2004, 10:34 PM
In a gas station bathroom I saw scribbled on the hot air hand dryer:

"Push for Clinton Speech"

Somebody apparently retaliated with the noticably less clever "Bush Sucks"

:hmmm:

Sounds like a draw.

Political humor in a roadside sh*thouse is, by definition, not clever at all.

BIG_DADDY
07-08-2004, 11:02 PM
Heres a BD original based in spirit upon meme's older womens thread.

What kind of beer does Elizabeth Edwards prefer?

Heiferweisen. ROFL

BIG_DADDY
07-08-2004, 11:04 PM
Oh god I have tears running down my face now. Sometimes I just crack myself up.

Frankie
07-09-2004, 01:53 AM
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/040708/sack.gif

Hel'n
07-22-2004, 04:38 PM
http://www.latimes.com/includes/ramirez/ramirez_20040718.gif

Saulbadguy
08-04-2004, 03:08 PM
http://img57.photobucket.com/albums/v173/millsjf/cartoon/bush_cartoon.jpg

Joe Seahawk
08-04-2004, 05:29 PM
10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:


1. Elvis is dead.

2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

3. Jesus was not White.

4. Skinny does not equal sexy.

5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.

6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

8. An occasional butt whooping helps a child stay in line.

9. Kissing your pet is not cute.

10. Rap music is here to stay.





10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:


1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

4. Hickeys are unattractive.

5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.

6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.

8. Jesus is not a name for your son.

9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your butt whooped (or theirs).





10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:


1. Tupac is dead.

2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.

4. O.J. did it.

5. Teeth should not be decorated.

6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.

7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).

9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

bkkcoh
08-04-2004, 10:40 PM
http://www.glennbeck.com/page2/08-04-04-pod.jpg

DaKCMan AP
08-04-2004, 10:56 PM
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http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=29626
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=29627

SaltyDog
08-04-2004, 11:52 PM
George W. Bush.

Frankie
08-05-2004, 09:57 AM
George Bush is taking a stroll around Capitol Hill with a senior member of Congress when he meets a little girl carrying a small basket with a blanket over it. Curious, he says to the girl; "What's in the basket?" She replies; "New baby kittens" and opens the basket to show him. " How nice" says Bush. " What kind are they?" The little girl says, "Republicans." Bush smiles and pats the little girl on the head and they continue on. About three weeks later, he and another Congressional colleague are again strolling around Capitol Hill when he sees the little girl again with the same basket. Bush says to his colleague; "Watch this, it's very cute" and they approach the little girl. Bush asks the girl how the kittens are and she says, "fine." He then says, "What kind of kittens are they?" and she replies,"Democrats." Somewhat abashed, Bush says, "Three weeks ago you said they were Republicans!" - - "I know," she says." But now their eyes are open".

bkkcoh
08-05-2004, 09:13 PM
Did you hear about the 50 or so people who were standing around in a corn field in Iowa, they thought they were waiting for Kerry to say something, but it turned out to be a scarecrow.

Saulbadguy
08-05-2004, 09:13 PM
Did you hear about the 50 or so people who were standing around in a corn field in Iowa, they thought they were waiting for Kerry to say something, but it turned out to be a scarecrow.
heh

bkkcoh
08-05-2004, 09:20 PM
heh


It goes back to the personality, charisma and life...


Kind of like how can you tell the difference between Gore and the secret service guys who used to protect him, Gore is the one who didn't move....

Joe Seahawk
08-07-2004, 11:52 AM
http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/picpost/251288.jpg

Pennywise
08-26-2004, 10:17 AM
The duo.

Calcountry
08-26-2004, 11:31 AM
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics6/bushism/priceless-Codini.jpg
Frankie, Bush has balls so big, you would need a wheelbarrow just to carry them.

Calcountry
08-26-2004, 11:40 AM
That's a real old joke. But it's funny. Even with you trying to insert Bush in there to make him sound smart;).The version I had heard years ago was with the names Truman and Stalin (post ww2 American aide).
Bush is smarter than you Frankie.

Calcountry
08-26-2004, 11:41 AM
ROFL ROFL ROFL
The best political joke yet.
:clap: :clap: :clap:
Yeah, :clap: but the joke is on you.

Frankie
08-26-2004, 01:25 PM
Yeah, :clap: but the joke is on you.

Did you just discover this thread Bunny? Anyway, had you been able to comprehend the topic header, you'da realized you are supposed to just post funny stuff here (minimizing comments). Not try to bait someone into a childish arument and hijack the thread. Much less with three super-lame replies. My son was wittier than that by age 11. :shake:

Calcountry
08-26-2004, 01:36 PM
Did you just discover this thread Bunny? Anyway, had you been able to comprehend the topic header, you'da realized you are supposed to just post funny stuff here (minimizing comments). Not try to bait someone into a childish arument and hijack the thread. Much less with three super-lame replies. My son was wittier than that by age 11. :shake:
Did I make it fun for you Frankie?

Calcountry
08-26-2004, 01:37 PM
Frankie, Bush has balls so big, you would need a wheelbarrow just to carry them.
This is a joke, I laughed hard after I posted it.

Frankie
08-26-2004, 01:39 PM
This is a joke, I laughed hard after I posted it.
I'm not playin'. Go do your baiting on other threads.

Calcountry
08-26-2004, 06:33 PM
I'm not playin'. Go do your baiting on other threads.
ummmm, O.K. heh ehhhehhehh he hhehhhehhhehehheheh

BigOlChiefsfan
08-28-2004, 09:32 PM
Someday, Karl Rove's precocious grandchildren will say to him, "Grandpapa, what's it like to run a presidential campaign against an opponent who has had his own background thoroughly researched well before the general election; who is broadly personable and possessed of great campaign skills; and who projects an image of constancy?"

To which Grandpapa Rove will reply, "I haven't the slightest idea."

Loki
08-28-2004, 09:44 PM
The duo.

LOL...

Frankie
10-21-2004, 12:04 PM
Someday, Karl Rove's precocious grandchildren will say to him, "Grandpapa, what's it like to run a presidential campaign against an opponent who has had his own background thoroughly researched well before the general election; who is broadly personable and possessed of great campaign skills; and who projects an image of constancy?"

To which Grandpapa Rove will reply, "I haven't the slightest idea."

That's Karl Rove for you.

BLATANTLY LYING TO HIS OWN KIN!
:)

Loki
10-21-2004, 04:29 PM
have a bit of fun b!tch slappin your candidate of choice.
the harder you hit, the higher your score, the larger the welt.

you get the idea.

enjoy.

http://slapthecandidate.com/

DaKCMan AP
10-22-2004, 03:29 PM
http://www.alligator.org/edit/opinion/issues/stories/images/041022bcartoon.jpg