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BN 2/9
07-10-2004, 12:02 PM
Lincoln & Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White
House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both were shot in the head.

Here is an interesting one...

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by southerners.

Both were succeeded by southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born
in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.

Both assassins were known by three names.

Both names contain fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.

Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And last but not least...

A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot; he was in Marilyn Monroe.

Saulbadguy
07-10-2004, 12:04 PM
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm

KcMizzou
07-10-2004, 12:11 PM
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm

heh.. saw that comin'

whoman69
07-10-2004, 12:20 PM
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm
I think the article is too dismissing pointing things out as mere coincidence. That many coincidences are scary. If its just a coincidence that two presidents elected a century apart were both elected first to congress a century apart, name one other such coincidence.

tk13
07-10-2004, 12:28 PM
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm
Eh, that's a pretty long-winded lame explanation. "Well, uh, they're all just coincidences because of chance." Well... duh! That's the whole point.

Saulbadguy
07-10-2004, 12:31 PM
Eh, that's a pretty long-winded lame explanation. "Well, uh, they're all just coincidences because of chance." Well... duh! That's the whole point.
Well, some of the coincidences are just wrong, too.

tk13
07-10-2004, 12:33 PM
Well, some of the coincidences are just wrong, too.
Yeah a few are, but that's just people being picky. :D

J Diddy
07-10-2004, 12:37 PM
Well, some of the coincidences are just wrong, too.

yes, but inaccuracy is ok in that is used to set up the punch line at the end

:)

Ari Chi3fs
07-10-2004, 04:40 PM
and both got murdered because of introducing non-interest bearing Greenbucks into the economy to thwart the efforts of the international banking elite from taking over control of all commerce, fuel and food industries... Lincoln and Kennedy failed.

and the very interesting proof of this...

http://www.prolognet.qc.ca/clyde/pres.htm

Jenson71
07-10-2004, 04:50 PM
If you really look into it, I bet I have some amazing connections with Lincoln as well.

First off, his name was Abraham, and my name isn't, but I read about some guy in the bible named Abraham. And I read that part on a Friday (the day Lincoln was shot!!!)

Lincoln was shot in the head and as a baby, I was dropped on my head.

Abraham Lincoln was around 6'6" tall and wore a top hat and if I wore a big enough top hat, I could look 6'6" tall.

Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater, and I once drove a Ford to a movie theater.

Lincoln was shot by a southerner and I have been to Florida once.

Lincoln was the 16th president, and I am 16 years old.

Lincoln has 7 letters in it and if you take the initial of my first name and add it to my last, it equals 7.

alpha_omega
07-10-2004, 05:03 PM
At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.

Phobia
07-10-2004, 05:08 PM
At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.

You know what's crazy? Both his names have 7 letters and he was caught in a theater after running from a whorehouse.

Ultra Peanut
07-10-2004, 05:10 PM
I very rarely give negative rep, but I felt I had to do something about this thread.

Bowser
07-10-2004, 05:12 PM
I very rarely give negative rep, but I felt I had to do something about this thread.

Now I feel special!!


:)

Ultra Peanut
07-10-2004, 05:13 PM
Now I feel special!!


:)What?

Pitt Gorilla
07-10-2004, 05:17 PM
At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.Dammit, I was beat to the Lincoln Kennedy joke...

Phobia
07-10-2004, 05:17 PM
Dammit, I was beat to the Lincoln Kennedy joke...

Lucky for you, huh?

RINGLEADER
07-10-2004, 08:16 PM
I always thought it was an interesting (if unfortunate) coincidence that all the presidents since William Harrison in 1840 who were elected in a "zero" year (1840, 1860, 1880, 1900. 1920. 1940. 1960. 1980) were all either shot and/or died while occupying the office of the presidency.

1840 (1841): Harrison dies of pneumonia
1860 (1865): Lincoln assassinated
1880 (1881): Garfield assassinated
1900 (1901): McKinley assassinated
1920 (1923): Harding dies of food poisoning
1940 (1945): Roosevelt dies of illness
1960 (1963): Kennedy assassinated
1980 (1981): Reagan shot

Phobia
07-10-2004, 08:18 PM
I always thought it was an interesting (if unfortunate) coincidence that all the presidents since William Harrison in 1840 who were elected in a "zero" year (1840, 1860, 1880, 1900. 1920. 1940. 1960. 1980) were all either shot and/or died while occupying the office of the presidency.

1840 (1841): Harrison dies of pneumonia
1860 (1865): Lincoln assassinated
1880 (1881): Garfield assassinated
1900 (1901): McKinley assassinated
1920 (1923): Harding dies of food poisoning
1940 (1945): Roosevelt dies of illness
1960 (1963): Kennedy assassinated
1980 (1981): Reagan shot

Yeah. Denise is plotting extending that streak at this very moment.

Ultra Peanut
07-10-2004, 08:20 PM
Yeah. Denise is plotting extending that streak at this very moment.You know, withholding information is a federal offense...

Skip Towne
07-10-2004, 08:28 PM
What?
You heard him the first time. STFU. And get rid of that stupid avatar. We want the cute little tiger back.

Ari Chi3fs
07-11-2004, 12:14 AM
I always thought it was an interesting (if unfortunate) coincidence that all the presidents since William Harrison in 1840 who were elected in a "zero" year (1840, 1860, 1880, 1900. 1920. 1940. 1960. 1980) were all either shot and/or died while occupying the office of the presidency.

1840 (1841): Harrison dies of pneumonia
1860 (1865): Lincoln assassinated
1880 (1881): Garfield assassinated
1900 (1901): McKinley assassinated
1920 (1923): Harding dies of food poisoning
1940 (1945): Roosevelt dies of illness
1960 (1963): Kennedy assassinated
1980 (1981): Reagan shot

Damn, there is still a couple month left to continue the trend!! Come on psychos there is still time!!!

Ugly Duck
07-11-2004, 01:06 AM
And Lincoln Kennedy just announced his retirement today.....

J Diddy
07-11-2004, 01:11 AM
amazingly enough I saw a penny that had abe on it just today.

FloridaChief
07-11-2004, 01:12 AM
And Lincoln Kennedy just announced his retirement today.....

And I just learned to spell "retirement" today! Proof positive that Lincoln, Kennedy, Lincoln Kennedy, and myself were all fathered by the same alien!

Gosh almighty!

Ari Chi3fs
07-11-2004, 01:19 AM
I just looked in my wallet... and there is a 5 dollar bill... lo and behold... Abe. Damn, this is spooky. Im going to bed.

Ultra Peanut
07-11-2004, 01:48 AM
You heard him the first time. STFU. And get rid of that stupid avatar. We want the cute little tiger back.What?

KcMizzou
07-11-2004, 01:54 AM
What? Who is that in the av, anyway.... is that the "Charles in Charge" guy?

J Diddy
07-11-2004, 01:55 AM
Who is that in the av, anyway.... is that the "Charles in Charge" guy?

Or the Fonz's cousin, chachi(sp)

Ultra Peanut
07-11-2004, 02:02 AM
Who is that in the av, anyway.... is that the "Charles in Charge" guy?BOW BEFORE SCOTT BAIO!!!!!!!

http://www.mortystv.com/showcards/charles_in_charge_scott_baio_low.jpg

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http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/photoshop/muhammedcosby.jpg

Scott Baio

KcMizzou
07-11-2004, 02:05 AM
:eek: Well, alrighty then...

I'll be going now...

J Diddy
07-11-2004, 02:06 AM
:eek: Well, alrighty then...

I'll be going now...

No kidding.

KcMizzou
07-11-2004, 02:07 AM
No kidding.ROFL

Meh, he's harmless.


I think.

Ultra Peanut
07-11-2004, 02:08 AM
ROFL

Meh, he's harmless.


I think.

Ultra Peanut
07-11-2004, 02:09 AM
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THE BAIO

tk13
07-11-2004, 02:11 AM
If I ever become a TV exec, I've said for years now that my first action will be to recruit Tony Danza and Scott Baio and combine their forces to make the single greatest situational comedy in television history, "Who's in Charge?"

KcMizzou
07-11-2004, 02:11 AM
I imagine this is something like what the people who use sign language to communicate with to Koko the gorilla go through...

J Diddy
07-11-2004, 02:12 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/38/018_2965.jpg

Fairplay
07-11-2004, 02:14 AM
These are old facts, nothing new. Interesting though.

Ultra Peanut
07-11-2004, 02:16 AM
These are old facts, nothing new. Interesting though.THE BAIO once had sex with a koala, then fed it a cheeseburger.

Fairplay
07-11-2004, 02:22 AM
THE BAIO once had sex with a koala, then fed it a cheeseburger.



What about corndogs?

J Diddy
07-11-2004, 02:22 AM
THE BAIO once had sex with a koala, then fed it a cheeseburger.

I heard that, but I heard it was with a squirrel.

Ultra Peanut
07-11-2004, 02:23 AM
What about corndogs?These guys are almost as cool as THE BAIO:

<img src="http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/AMG_images/artists/P00297.JPG" style="width: 150px; height: 193px; border: 0" alt="" />

Ultra Peanut
07-11-2004, 02:23 AM
I heard that, but I heard it was with a squirrel.Unequivocally false.

J Diddy
07-11-2004, 02:24 AM
These guys are almost as cool as THE BAIO:

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/AMG_images/artists/P00297.JPG

Dude Kid and Play are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY cooler than Scott Baio


You can not be serious.:cuss:

Fairplay
07-11-2004, 02:24 AM
These guys are almost as cool as THE BAIO:

<img src="http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/AMG_images/artists/P00297.JPG" style="width: 150px; height: 193px; border: 0" alt="" />



The BAIO is IT!!!!

Ultra Peanut
07-11-2004, 02:36 AM
Dude Kid and Play are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY cooler than Scott Baio


You can not be serious.:cuss:

J Diddy
07-11-2004, 02:39 AM
I don't understand the language but somehow I feel that it is from the people who persecute you.

Ultra Peanut
07-11-2004, 02:43 AM
I don't understand the language but somehow I feel that it is from the people who persecute you.Just last week I had a reporter tell me that my constituents must be very sophisticated to understand such concepts.

Fairplay
07-11-2004, 02:44 AM
Just last week I had a reporter tell me that my constituents must be very sophisticated to understand such concepts.



Something like that.

KcMizzou
07-11-2004, 02:44 AM
I don't understand the language but somehow I feel that it is from the people who persecute you. I'll have you know... Psicosis would never participate in teh mansechs....


unless it was with the Charles in Charge dude...

Ultra Peanut
07-11-2004, 02:45 AM
You mean you wouldn't?

I mean, come on. It's THE BAIO.

Fairplay
07-11-2004, 02:46 AM
You mean you wouldn't?

I mean, come on. It's THE BAIO.



Its the BAIO!!

J Diddy
07-11-2004, 02:46 AM
I'll have you know... Psicosis would never participate in teh mansechs....


unless it was with the Charles in Charge dude...

Dude Joannie loves Chachi.

Ultra Peanut
07-11-2004, 02:47 AM
PSA:

Fairplay
07-11-2004, 02:47 AM
Dude Joannie loves Chachi.



Psicosis loves BAIO!

Ultra Peanut
07-11-2004, 02:48 AM
Conclusion:

KcMizzou
07-11-2004, 02:49 AM
Conclusion: Getchasum today!

Fairplay
07-11-2004, 02:51 AM
Getchasum today!



Only every other Thursday.

Demonpenz
07-11-2004, 03:18 AM
yeah but how good of a president would lincoln be if he was 5'1

Ultra Peanut
07-11-2004, 03:25 AM
yeah but how good of a president would lincoln be if he was 5'1Salient point.

Ari Chi3fs
07-11-2004, 07:23 AM
Scott GAY-O

Baby Lee
07-11-2004, 07:45 AM
You gotta credit THE BAIO with working his way inside Pammy Anderson, when he was already past-prime in H-Wood, and BEFORE Tommy stretched that sh!t out.

Wah, wah, wah!!!

Baby Lee
07-11-2004, 07:53 AM
If I ever become a TV exec, I've said for years now that my first action will be to recruit Tony Danza and Scott Baio and combine their forces to make the single greatest situational comedy in television history, "Who's in Charge?"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101041/

Take a glance at 'Mickey Campbell' and 'James Halbrook.'

ENDelt260
08-09-2004, 06:05 PM
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http://www.mortystv.com/showcards/charles_in_charge_scott_baio_low.jpg

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http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/photoshop/muhammedcosby.jpg

Scott Baio
I don't see what's so disturbing about this...

KcMizzou
08-09-2004, 06:06 PM
I don't see what's so disturbing about this... ROFL I was just looking for that...

tk13
08-09-2004, 06:16 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101041/

Take a glance at 'Mickey Campbell' and 'James Halbrook.'
Wow, what a wasted opportunity.

Rain Man
08-09-2004, 06:20 PM
The truth is, I never thought that Scott Baio was any more talented than his brother Jimmy.

Jenson71
08-09-2004, 06:20 PM
I'm still praying Joe Pesci and Danny DeVito make a movie together someday.

Raiderhader
08-09-2004, 08:05 PM
I don't see what's so disturbing about this...



By a normal person's standards this would raise an eyebrow or two.

But by Psi's standards you are correct, pretty much par for the course.

Thig Lyfe
08-10-2004, 09:19 AM
That's.... interesting....

Baby Lee
08-10-2004, 09:32 AM
I'm still praying Joe Pesci and Danny DeVito make a movie together someday.
Maybe a remake of 'Under the Rainbow?' ROFL ROFL

Thig Lyfe
01-01-2005, 07:18 PM
yeah but how good of a president would lincoln be if he was 5'1

Then Booth would have missed with his shot and none of this would be applicable.

Thig Lyfe
06-06-2005, 12:04 PM
In retrospect... this thread makes a lot more sense.

Pink Paradise 2010
11-02-2009, 09:23 AM
wow, thats not creepy at all....lol...

Aries Walker
01-17-2011, 11:15 PM
It's really too late to say anything about John Wilkes Booth, isn't it?

RalphDormanci
01-18-2011, 09:23 AM
Whats up??!

RalphDormanci
01-18-2011, 09:24 AM
Talk to me ?!?!

Simply Red
12-10-2011, 10:27 PM
this has been proven inaccurate.

spammer222222
12-18-2011, 06:11 PM
not undestand somethings from that..

Nonforgo
12-19-2011, 04:26 AM
yes, that right my friend :)