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RedNFeisty
08-20-2004, 08:50 AM
I think it was the midol comment, women don't normally like that comment. I know I would wear a cup before using that line...

Yeah, that is not a good move. Just call me the creature that I am. Besides, for women like me, midol is not powerful enough!!

Iowanian
08-20-2004, 08:50 AM
It was a joke.

Go back and read Clint's posting history......read his takes on women etc..........then maybe it'll make more sense.

the only thing I recall saying in the past, is that since you started posting.....he hasn't. Its nothing against you.

Spare the Rod, and Spoil the Broad.

morphius
08-20-2004, 09:00 AM
Yeah, that is not a good move. Just call me the creature that I am. Besides, for women like me, midol is not powerful enough!!
I haven't been purposely racked by a girl since I was 16, I would like to keep my string going for a very long time thank you very much.

Morphius
Didn't think he deserved that one either.

Jenson71
08-20-2004, 09:08 AM
Don't all familys have their disputes? The Corleone family for example.

True. I just hope a few of these people don't go fishing with one another.

MOhillbilly
08-20-2004, 09:19 AM
Besides, for women like me, midol is not powerful enough!!

How about a brick?

Jenny Gump
08-20-2004, 09:25 AM
Clint was right..........but he forgot to say that you all have more hair on your palms than one of those hairy midgets that lived in the trees on one of the starwars movies.


Clint..........If you'd be a man, and kick your broad back to the kitchen to make you a pie, you'd be able to get back on here once in a while.....and these guys wouldn't have as much material to flip their pez dispensers too.........until Gump posts another "oops, I'm naked in the shower and can't fing my panties" thread.

What'd I do???
Damn.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 09:26 AM
Yeah, that is not a good move. Just call me the creature that I am. Besides, for women like me, midol is not powerful enough!!

I thought Hel'n was the bitch of the board?

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 09:27 AM
What'd I do???
Damn.

It's all love girl.

Mark M
08-20-2004, 09:36 AM
I thought Hel'n was the bitch of the board?

I think that depends on what day it is ...

you know, bitch on Mon. Weds. Fri. ... bastard on Tues. Thur. Sat. ...

MM
~~:spock:

Jenny Gump
08-20-2004, 09:41 AM
It's all love girl.

I have a hard time keeping up with this thread...what with the pie in the oven, and the midol makes me real groggy. Plus, I only finished 6th grade cause my pappy said I don't really needs to know how to reed being a girl and all.

Thanks for the clarification.

Hey Iowanian...blow it out your corn cob ridden asshole.

Bwana
08-20-2004, 09:43 AM
Can't you just feel all the love in this thread. ROFL

ChiTown
08-20-2004, 09:43 AM
I think that depends on what day it is ...

you know, bitch on Mon. Weds. Fri. ... bastard on Tues. Thur. Sat. ...

MM
~~:spock:


ROFL

Holy hell, that was funny....

Jenson71
08-20-2004, 09:47 AM
I've learned a few valuable things from this thread. Never, ever, bring up the subject of midol.

Pennywise
08-20-2004, 09:48 AM
Can someone tell me how a baby's digestive system, in under an hour, can turn breat milk into something the consistency and color of CheezeWhiz?

MM
~~:spock:


It look to me like the problem might be with the tit.

Its missing an S.

morphius
08-20-2004, 09:50 AM
Can't you just feel all the love in this thread. ROFL
No, but I can smell it, and when I can smell it you know its bad.

MOhillbilly
08-20-2004, 09:50 AM
This reminds me of the gochiefs(youre a ****ing retard esc.) threads.:hmmm:

Jenny Gump
08-20-2004, 09:51 AM
I've learned a few valuable things from this thread. Never, ever, bring up the subject of midol.

Nahh...it's fine. At least Midol is cheaper than Viagra.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 09:52 AM
I have a hard time keeping up with this thread...what with the pie in the oven, and the midol makes me real groggy. Plus, I only finished 6th grade cause my pappy said I don't really needs to know how to reed being a girl and all.

Thanks for the clarification.

Hey Iowanian...blow it out your corn cob ridden asshole.

Drum roll, cymbal crash. Nice!!

MOhillbilly
08-20-2004, 09:52 AM
No, but I can smell it, and when I can smell it you know its bad.

I once smelled love.

And it smelled like a cadaver rolled outta her jeans.

Mark M
08-20-2004, 09:54 AM
It look to me like the problem might be with the tit.

Its missing an S.

ROFL

I guess breat milk ain't good for baby, eh?

MM
~~:doh!:

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 09:55 AM
This is starting to read like what I expected last night - just different people going at it is all.


Don't take that crap from Him Red!


You got her on the ropes Iowanian, keep it up!


That was a good shot there Red, see if you can land another!


Priceless Iowanian, way to go!


:fire::D

This thread is exactly what the planet needed. Clown central is like one big family therapy session for those who take themselves too seriously.

Jenny Gump
08-20-2004, 09:57 AM
This thread is exactly what the planet needed. Clown central is like one big family therapy session for those who take themselves too seriously.

Can we get some of those big nerf bats to beat the hell out of each other with?

MOhillbilly
08-20-2004, 09:57 AM
Can we get some of those big fungo bats to beat the hell out of each other with?

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 09:59 AM
Can we get some of those big nerf bats to beat the hell out of each other with?

Naw stun guns would be more fun.

Jenny Gump
08-20-2004, 10:02 AM
Naw stun guns would be more fun.

Oh yeah.....I can see it now....

Iowanian: "Suck mahhh bo...." ZING!

RedNFeisty
08-20-2004, 10:06 AM
This thread is exactly what the planet needed. Clown central is like one big family therapy session for those who take themselves too seriously.

I feel much better now!! Thank you! I need to go and see if my pie is ready.....Jenny, are you here yet!?!

RedNFeisty
08-20-2004, 10:06 AM
Naw stun guns would be more fun.

I prefer the bats, they are bigger!!

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 10:11 AM
I prefer the bats, they are bigger!!

You always had something for big bats so how did you wind up with Clint?

I smell something burning what is that? I think it's pie now run off and pull that bad boy out of the oven before it burns. Either that or send Clint.

RedNFeisty
08-20-2004, 10:14 AM
You always had something for big bats so how did you wind up with Clint?

I smell something burning what is that? I think it's pie now run off and pull that bad boy out of the oven before it burns. Either that or send Clint.

Hell, I'm not cooking no damn pie, I am waiting for it to arrive!! :p

As for Clint, I haven't kept him for his charming personality!! ;)

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 10:18 AM
As for Clint, I haven't kept him for his charming personality!! ;)

Well tell him not to burn the damn pie then.

Fairplay
08-20-2004, 10:30 AM
True. I just hope a few of these people don't go fishing with one another.




Or take someone and say your'e going to Reno. Put them in the car with Clemenza in which he happens to have a long chain on him.

Iowanian
08-20-2004, 10:36 AM
Thats the Spirit Gump........

That Floor isn't going to mop itself, woman.

Rain Man
08-20-2004, 10:57 AM
I would now gladly kill you all for npthing.


I think you were in my 9th grade gym class.

PastorMikH
08-20-2004, 11:02 AM
This thread appears that it is in need of a fresh stirring.

MOhillbilly
08-20-2004, 12:25 PM
I think you were in my 9th grade gym class.


i didnt make it to the 9th grade.But i got the most learning if the trailer park.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 12:59 PM
This thread appears that it is in need of a fresh stirring.

I think we need some smack talk by the pastor. :)

beavis
08-20-2004, 01:27 PM
Hey BD, clear out your PMs.

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 01:45 PM
I kinda miss beer butt already. Making fun of him somehow made me feel better about myself.
Funny, almost all of your posts seem to make you feel better about yourself. :p

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 01:49 PM
Alright, I officially declare this thread "teh seriously ghey". And if I'm doing that, there's a problem...
You suck.

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 01:50 PM
ROFL

Actually, considering how drunk you were I really wasn't all that worried ...

MM
~~ROFL

All part of my plan so you'd lower your guard.


I mean, uh... yeah. I was harmless.

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 01:50 PM
http://www.scaretactics.com/pics/hall_thread.jpg
"I'm dead and I still loved it!"

ROFL

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 01:53 PM
I'll get him back when I'm about 80 or so and he has to change my Depends.

Why wait that long? Start shitting yourself when he's 16.

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 01:56 PM
Spare the Rod, and Spoil the Broad.

My favorite Iowanian tagline of all time.

I knew it was bound to come up in this conversation eventually.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 02:01 PM
Funny, almost all of your posts seem to make you feel better about yourself. :p

Yea well I have a fragile ego and need to feel better about myself preferable at the expense of others.

MOhillbilly
08-20-2004, 02:05 PM
Yea well I have a fragile ego and need to feel better about myself preferable at the expense of others.


i laugh when people fall down aswell.

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 02:05 PM
i laugh when people fall down aswell.
I can't just wait around someone to fall.

I push them.

MOhillbilly
08-20-2004, 02:10 PM
I can't just wait around someone to fall.

I push them.


Mmmmm. i dont want them to get up and be mad

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 02:14 PM
Mmmmm. i dont want them to get up and be mad
Then don't let them get up.

tk13
08-20-2004, 02:21 PM
You suck.
Whatever, it's the truth... the ZepSinger post there was cute and all, but everything else we've already seen. The acting was good and all but we've seen the "Big Daddy gets pissed off and rides somebody's ass" script before. I think the French judge gave it a 9.5 but I've got to give it an 8.75 for originality. No Oscar winner's today boys. :D

Fairplay
08-20-2004, 02:25 PM
This thread is still churning. You know what? We still have no responses from Skip town and beer me in this whole thread.
Whats up with that?
They post about everyday i thought. Maybe all of a sudden they will come in and pummel this.

morphius
08-20-2004, 02:29 PM
This thread is still churning. You know what? We still have no responses from Skip town and beer me in this whole thread.
Whats up with that?
They post about everyday i thought. Maybe all of a sudden they will come in and pummel this.
I haven't seen either of them since this was posted.

tk13
08-20-2004, 02:40 PM
This thread is still churning. You know what? We still have no responses from Skip town and beer me in this whole thread.
Whats up with that?
They post about everyday i thought. Maybe all of a sudden they will come in and pummel this.
On second thought, maybe that's why this thread sucks... but like I said, they've seen this script before too, they just didn't want to take the part. Instead, they're going to hire Keanu Reeves and Scott Baio in their place to create the absolute worst movie in history.

KcMizzou
08-20-2004, 02:41 PM
On second thought, maybe that's why this thread sucks... but like I said, they've seen this script before too, they just didn't want to take the part. Instead, they're going to hire Keanu Reeves and Scott Baio in their place to create the absolute worst movie in history. Insulting Scott Baio on Psicosis' birthday... :shake:

tk13
08-20-2004, 02:43 PM
Insulting Scott Baio on Psicosis' birthday... :shake:
Yeah, I spent forever trying to think of a witty comment for that thread... and I couldn't think of one. Of course right after I post it hits me... "SCOTT BAIO!" But oh well, what are you gonna do?

Fairplay
08-20-2004, 02:57 PM
On second thought, maybe that's why this thread sucks... but like I said, they've seen this script before too, they just didn't want to take the part. Instead, they're going to hire Keanu Reeves and Scott Baio in their place to create the absolute worst movie in history.




I agree TK13. If they would show up this thread would be rolling like a train with nothing to stop it. Entertainment would be at a premium.
The critics would be in awe of what they witness with the bantering going back and forth and the final, apocalyptic ending silenceing the stunned crowd. And the tickets to get in to view the spectacle would be standing room only.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 03:24 PM
On second thought, maybe that's why this thread sucks... but like I said, they've seen this script before too, they just didn't want to take the part. Instead, they're going to hire Keanu Reeves and Scott Baio in their place to create the absolute worst movie in history.

I'll tell you what really sucks is that stupid avatar.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 03:26 PM
tk13,

Wait a second didn't you have a stuffed animal before? I take it back it's an improvement good move. :thumb:

MOhillbilly
08-20-2004, 03:26 PM
I'll tell you what really sucks is that stupid avatar.
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Shit i heard that smack all the way out here.ROFL

Fairplay
08-20-2004, 03:27 PM
I'll tell you what really sucks is that stupid avatar.



I would have to agree with BD on that one, its a little annoying.

tk13
08-20-2004, 03:28 PM
I'll tell you what really sucks is that stupid avatar.
Stupid? Maybe to you, I'm sure if you had your way you'd have your mouth around that ball and it would be connected to beer me's crotch. Sorry I guess, can't please them all. :D

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 03:29 PM
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Shit i heard that smack all the way out here.ROFL

Yea well ya gotta keep your eye on the ball.

Fairplay
08-20-2004, 03:30 PM
The thread has just been jump started.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 03:30 PM
Stupid? Maybe to you, I'm sure if you had your way you'd have your mouth around that ball and it would be connected to beer me's crotch. Sorry I guess, can't please them all. :D

You mean Mr. Huevos of tobiko? Those are orange dude get it straight. :shake:

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 03:32 PM
Yea well I have a fragile ego and need to feel better about myself preferable at the expense of others.
How tall are you? This is a common symptom of men under 5'7" otherwise known as "little mans diseas". :p

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 03:33 PM
I can't just wait around someone to fall.

I push them.
No Chit, you sure have pushed me a few times. ROFL :p

tk13
08-20-2004, 03:33 PM
You mean Mr. Huevos of tobiko? Those are orange dude get it straight. :shake:
Well I guess you would know. I feel bad for beer me... I'd hate to have some Andy Dick Californian-wannabe all over my balls because I wouldn't let him suck me off.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 03:34 PM
How tall are you? This is a common symptom of men under 5'7" otherwise known as "little mans diseas". :p

Yea well I'm a pretty big guy but I have a small fry as otherwise noted so I have to make up for it in other ways.

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 03:34 PM
Then don't let them get up.
How much do you weigh pally?

I'M GETTIN UP!!!

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 03:35 PM
This thread is still churning. You know what? We still have no responses from Skip town and beer me in this whole thread.
Whats up with that?
They post about everyday i thought. Maybe all of a sudden they will come in and pummel this.
Why don't you PM them. :)

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 03:37 PM
Well I guess you would know. I feel bad for beer me... I'd hate to have some Andy Dick Californian-wannabe all over my balls because I wouldn't let him suck me off.

Who are you kidding? Based upon the way your looking at that ball in your avatar I would say you have a pretty big obsession with balls. What do you do after watching tennis, flip the channel to queer eye for the tennis guy?

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 03:39 PM
How much do you weigh pally?

I'M GETTIN UP!!!

A mildly amusing mini-story...

Once upon a time, two dunderheads thought it would be a good idea to steal my big bro's cooler full of beer. Big bro spotted them walking down the sidewalk, and we were off. As big bro slapped the top of the cooler, knocking it out of their hands as they weren't expecting it of course, I grabbed the guy on the left and threw him down. Of course, he starts to get up... my drunken mind processed as such... "Hm. He's bigger than me. If he gets up, he's gonna hit me back. That would be bad." So, I kicked him in the back of the head. Introducing his face to the sidewalk... and breaking a tooth in the process.

Just stay down. It's easier that way.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 03:40 PM
How much do you weigh pally?

I'M GETTIN UP!!!

I don't know he held back a mini-van at Qualcomm once. Then again it was probably all the beer he drank that day, f*cking alchoholic.

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 03:40 PM
A mildly amusing mini-story...

Once upon a time, two dunderheads thought it would be a good idea to steal my big bro's cooler full of beer. Big bro spotted them walking down the sidewalk, and we were off. As big bro slapped the top of the cooler, knocking it out of their hands as they weren't expecting it of course, I grabbed the guy on the left and threw him down. Of course, he starts to get up... my drunken mind processed as such... "Hm. He's bigger than me. If he gets up, he's gonna hit me back. That would be bad." So, I kicked him in the back of the head. Introducing his face to the sidewalk... and breaking a tooth in the process.

Just stay down. It's easier that way.
The added bonus... when we walked back into the party and opened the cooler we realized the doofuses had tossed a twelver of their beer in before swiping it.

Score!

Fairplay
08-20-2004, 03:40 PM
Why don't you PM them. :)



I think they are fully aware of the situation. Maybe when beer me gets a few in him this evening his rage will get the best of him and he will take on BD. Admission free to all Chiefsplanet.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 03:41 PM
A mildly amusing mini-story...

Once upon a time, two dunderheads thought it would be a good idea to steal my big bro's cooler full of beer. Big bro spotted them walking down the sidewalk, and we were off. As big bro slapped the top of the cooler, knocking it out of their hands as they weren't expecting it of course, I grabbed the guy on the left and threw him down. Of course, he starts to get up... my drunken mind processed as such... "Hm. He's bigger than me. If he gets up, he's gonna hit me back. That would be bad." So, I kicked him in the back of the head. Introducing his face to the sidewalk... and breaking a tooth in the process.

Just stay down. It's easier that way.

:rolleyes: Oh good grief. Next you'll tell us you beat beat his face in with your bloody f*cking fist. OK Jenson.

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 03:42 PM
Yea well I'm a pretty big guy but I have a small fry as otherwise noted so I have to make up for it in other ways.
Yeah right.

MOhillbilly
08-20-2004, 03:44 PM
I think they are fully aware of the situation. Maybe when beer men gets a few in him this evening his rage will get the best of him and he will take on BD. Admission free to all Chiefsplanet.

More likely it will be when he puts a few away at the club tonight hits on the semi-retard in formal wear who cant hold her head up and still gets shotdown in flames,then cruises the strip and gets laughed at by the low rent HOs then he'll be in a rage.Then maybe it'll really *kick off*.

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 03:44 PM
:rolleyes: Oh good grief. Next you'll tell us you beat beat his face in with your bloody f*cking fist. OK Jenson.
Nah. After I kicked him we got surrounded and some folks broke up the fight.

When you're jumping a dude outside a fraternity party you've only got time for one or two shots. Make 'em count.

tk13
08-20-2004, 03:45 PM
Who are you kidding? Based upon the way your looking at that ball in your avatar I would say you have a pretty big obsession with balls. What do you do after watching tennis, flip the channel to queer eye for the tennis guy?
The steroids are obviously seeping into your brain. Too bad they only enhanced the part that makes you act like a dumbass.

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 03:46 PM
When dude got stood up... and they realized he had a broken tooth, people felt the need to chastise me...

My drunken rage led to much yelling to the effect of... "F*CK THAT GUY! HE STOLE MY F*CKING BEER! SEND HIM OVER HERE, I'LL BREAK THE REST OF HIS TEETH!"

It's a good thing no one complied with my request. That guy would've whipped my ass.

Fairplay
08-20-2004, 03:46 PM
More likely it will be when he puts a few away at the club tonight hits on the semi-retard in formal wear who cant hold her head up and still gets shotdown in flames,then cruises the strip and gets laughed at by the low rent HOs then he'll be in a rage.Then maybe it'll really *kick off*.



Im up all night, i will be waiting the appearance like a little kid waiting for Santa Claus to come down the chimmney.

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 03:48 PM
Im up all night, i will be waiting the appearance like a little kid waiting for Santa Claus to come down the chimmney.
That sounds like a fun Friday night.

MOhillbilly
08-20-2004, 03:48 PM
When dude got stood up... and they realized he had a broken tooth, people felt the need to chastise me...

My drunken rage led to much yelling to the effect of... "F*CK THAT GUY! HE STOLE MY F*CKING BEER! SEND HIM OVER HERE, I'LL BREAK THE REST OF HIS TEETH!"

It's a good thing no one complied with my request. That guy would've whipped my ass.

Atta boy, i love to see othersgo clockwork hooligan.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 03:49 PM
The steroids are obviously seeping into your brain. Too bad they only enhanced the part that makes you act like a dumbass.

Daaaaaamn dude, chill out your really starting to hurt my feelings.

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 03:50 PM
Daaaaaamn dude, chill out your really starting to hurt my feelings.
Aw, f*ck. Things were finally getting good. Surely you can generate a comeback, BD.

MOhillbilly
08-20-2004, 03:51 PM
Im up all night, i will be waiting the appearance like a little kid waiting for Santa Claus to come down the chimmney.


Ya we know ya poor bastard,afraid to even venture out.

MOhillbilly
08-20-2004, 03:52 PM
Daaaaaamn dude, chill out your really starting to hurt my feelings.

Threaten him w/ your dogs!!!!!

Fairplay
08-20-2004, 03:52 PM
That sounds like a fun Friday night.




ROFL Actually i will be at work. Hopefully i will check in at the internet from time to time. But works been busy lately. I did a hit and run with a few postings last night and then had to get back to the grind.

tk13
08-20-2004, 03:53 PM
Aw, f*ck. Things were finally getting good. Surely you can generate a comeback, BD.
BZZT! Too late, I win. :D

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 03:54 PM
Aw, f*ck. Things were finally getting good. Surely you can generate a comeback, BD.

Naw at sometimes I get too sensitive and it's obvious queer eye for the tennis guy has too much game for me anyway. Maybe if I'm really nice to him from now on he will sell me one of those teddy bears he was sportin awhile back.
:wayne:

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 03:54 PM
When dude got stood up... and they realized he had a broken tooth, people felt the need to chastise me...

My drunken rage led to much yelling to the effect of... "F*CK THAT GUY! HE STOLE MY F*CKING BEER! SEND HIM OVER HERE, I'LL BREAK THE REST OF HIS TEETH!"

It's a good thing no one complied with my request. That guy would've whipped my ass .
ROFL You are definitely one of a kind. :clap:

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 03:55 PM
BZZT! Too late, I win. :D ROFL

Thanks for your participation, now about that deal on Teddy.

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 03:57 PM
ROFL

Thanks for your participation, now about that deal on Teddy.
I thought Delt was doing the Deals.

I've got Teddy bears for 39.95, or a special, 3 for a C note. Thats 3 for only a C.

While supplies last! Hurry don't be left out.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 04:01 PM
I thought Delt was doing the Deals.

I've got Teddy bears for 39.95, or a special, 3 for a C note. Thats 3 for only a C.

While supplies last! Hurry don't be left out.

Actually I liked that real cute one tk had. I wanted to buy it for beer butt to comfort him in his time of need.

Fairplay
08-20-2004, 04:01 PM
I thought Delt was doing the Deals.

I've got Teddy bears for 39.95, or a special, 3 for a C note. Thats 3 for only a C.

While supplies last! Hurry don't be left out.





I'll choose to be left out.

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 04:01 PM
ROFL You are definitely one of a kind. :clap:

I kept expecting it sometime down the road.

He never saw me since I hit him from behind... but, someone HAD to have told him who it was that hit him. Sometime my last semester of school I was sitting at the bar and he walked up next to me to order a beer. Just started shooting the shit like he didn't know who I was. After that whenever we saw each other in the bar we'd talk for awhile. Guy would buy a pitcher of beer sometimes even.

I was paranoid he was setting me up. That someday when I least expected it he was gonna whip my ass. I was really suspicious the time he invited me to an after-party. I thought for sure when I walked in I was gonna get jumped by 10 dudes or something.

Never happened, tho.

Fairplay
08-20-2004, 04:02 PM
Actually I liked that real cute one tk had. I wanted to buy it for beer butt to comfort him in his time of need.



ROFL

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 04:06 PM
I kept expecting it sometime down the road.

He never saw me since I hit him from behind... but, someone HAD to have told him who it was that hit him. Sometime my last semester of school I was sitting at the bar and he walked up next to me to order a beer. Just started shooting the shit like he didn't know who I was. After that whenever we saw each other in the bar we'd talk for awhile. Guy would buy a pitcher of beer sometimes even.

I was paranoid he was setting me up. That someday when I least expected it he was gonna whip my ass. I was really suspicious the time he invited me to an after-party. I thought for sure when I walked in I was gonna get jumped by 10 dudes or something.

Never happened, tho.

Quit pimping yourself pussy, your in the smack zone. You gotta keep your eye on the balls like tk.

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 04:07 PM
ROFL You are definitely one of a kind. :clap:
I forgot, this is the smack thread not the compliment thread, Man I must really be a dumass.

Fug you Delt, you wouldn't put my ass down in the first place, and since it was 2 on one, my buddy usually packs a glock.

Since we are tellin stories, let me tell you the time some drunk fug like you decided to swipe our water gun on the shuttle bus back from the river. My buddy is ready to blow the whole thing off but his women is agging him into doing something.

Out of phase: From the top, the bus is going down to the parking lot and these guys, thinking they are smart like you, clandestinely throw the water gun out the window of the bus so on the way back up the hill they would grab it. Figuring we wouldn't know about it. My friend could give a fug, its just a water gun?? But his girl is saying, go get those guys. So we go back up the road, one way in one way out form the parking and beat these guys to the top of the hill.

They see us and are being coy, and say to my buddy, "DUUUUDE, nice HUMMER." Thats it, thats all my friend can take, he drives the Hummer off the curb and pins them into the curb of the street where they can't move, says to them, "Wheres my fuggin water gun?!!"

Lamely they deny they stole it, then he pulls up the shirt just a bit and exposes the glock and says "NOW MUTHA FUGGER< WHERES MY GUN!" The squirt gun comes flying out of the car.

He says, thats what I thought, then we drive off. This is one of those high powerd squirt guns that looks like an air pump and can shoot a stream of water about 20 yards. Value=20 bucks, but you don't fug with my friend.

But if you want to do it mono a mono, dat be kool. :p
There, ya feel better? :p

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 04:08 PM
As usual, no one give a f*ck about my stories... but, I just keep telling them anyway.

At one point in my college career I had a gf who just happened to be best friends with the dude's sister (Rolla's a small town that way.) When I told her the story she said, "Uh... let's not tell Sarah about that."

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 04:10 PM
Flashin' a piece to retrieve a water gun, huh? Smart.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 04:10 PM
let me tell you the time some drunk fug like you decided to swipe our water gun on the shuttle bus back from the river. p ROFL

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 04:12 PM
I kept expecting it sometime down the road.

He never saw me since I hit him from behind... but, someone HAD to have told him who it was that hit him. Sometime my last semester of school I was sitting at the bar and he walked up next to me to order a beer. Just started shooting the shit like he didn't know who I was. After that whenever we saw each other in the bar we'd talk for awhile. Guy would buy a pitcher of beer sometimes even.

I was paranoid he was setting me up. That someday when I least expected it he was gonna whip my ass. I was really suspicious the time he invited me to an after-party. I thought for sure when I walked in I was gonna get jumped by 10 dudes or something.

Never happened, tho.
Nice story, glad for your sake it had a happy ending. :)

KC Dan
08-20-2004, 04:14 PM
Nice story, glad for your sake it had a happy ending. :)
Glad for all of our sakes that the story is over! ROFL

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 04:14 PM
Nice story, glad for your sake it had a happy ending. :)

You like happy endings don't you? YEA YOU DO!!!

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 04:14 PM
Flashin' a piece to retrieve a water gun, huh? Smart.
THe thing we do for love I guess. Did I say his women was wanting him to show those guys who was the man???

I think the insulting, "duude, Nice Hummer" comment set him off. Like, he doesn't even know we stole his chit.

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 04:17 PM
You like happy endings don't you? YEA YOU DO!!!
Are you calling me some kinda fag or something? FUG you man, I mean, other than the Little house on the prairie thing, I am a tough guy, NO REAlly.

You see, I don't have to bring other people down to compensate for my lack of spaghetti, actually, it is the other way arround. I feel compassion and try to lift others up to my level. :p

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 04:19 PM
You like happy endings don't you? YEA YOU DO!!!
Yes, this being a Chiefs fan better have a fuggin happy ending because I am gettin old.

You should have said, happy ENDing.

then it would have been a double entendre.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 04:19 PM
Are you calling me some kinda fag or something? FUG you man, I mean, other than the Little house on the prairie thing, I am a tough guy, NO REAlly.

You see, I don't have to bring other people down to compensate for my lack of spaghetti, actually, it is the other way arround. I feel compassion and try to lift others up to my level. :p

I got news for ya paly, lifting people into basement isn't a lifetime achievement award Mr. water pistol.

LVNHACK
08-20-2004, 04:20 PM
Now you'r asking for it! Better becareful what you wake up next to, PETA might be after you now!!



Well this is some bull$hit......I've been to bed twice now and only woke up next to that stinkin hound.......I was hopin it would be Red...... :p

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 04:21 PM
Glad for all of our sakes that the story is over! ROFL
I'm just gonna tell another one.

KC Dan
08-20-2004, 04:21 PM
I'm just gonna tell another one.
i know...i know... :banghead:

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 04:22 PM
I'm just gonna tell another one. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :cuss: :banghead: :mad:

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 04:22 PM
Well this is some bull$hit......I've been to bed twice now and only woke up next to that stinkin hound.......I was hopin it would be Red...... :p
For your sake, I hope Mrs. Hack doesn't read the board.

What a horrible thing to call her.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 04:23 PM
You should have said, happy ENDing.

.

I would of but I was unaware of ENDO's new job as a massage therapist.

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 04:24 PM
BEER ME man, where are you????

LVNHACK
08-20-2004, 04:25 PM
For your sake, I hope Mrs. Hack doesn't read the board.

What a horrible thing to call her.


ROFL

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 04:25 PM
I would of but I was unaware of ENDO's new job as a massage therapist.
Hey, the money's good.

Doesn't pay quite as well as the bj's in the alley behind the gay bar... but, it's still okay.

LVNHACK
08-20-2004, 04:26 PM
BEER ME man, where are you????




Hiding under the bed like he was on 9-11................

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 04:26 PM
I got news for ya paly, lifting people into basement isn't a lifetime achievement award Mr. water pistol.
Pally, now you are using my gangster talk. Can't you think of your own chit man, Or do I have to write if for you.

Basement is right, with cement overshoos. :p

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 04:27 PM
BEER ME man, where are you????

Yea, you guys are getting boring we need somebody new to woop up on. Check back later gotta go crack the neck.

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 04:27 PM
I'm just gonna tell another one.
GIVE IT TO ME!!!

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 04:28 PM
GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Uhhhh.... don't beg. It's unbecoming.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 04:28 PM
Hiding under the bed like he was on 9-11................
ROFL ROFL ROFL He thought the world was coming to an end remember? ROFL ROFL ROFL

Enough of this it's crackin time.

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 04:29 PM
Hey, the money's good.

Doesn't pay quite as well as the bj's in the alley behind the gay bar... but, it's still okay.
WHAT the FUG do you know about gettin paid???

You think getting 1% on 20K in a fuggin passbook account is gettin paid.

:shake: :rolleyes:

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 04:46 PM
WHAT the FUG do you know about gettin paid???

You think getting 1% on 20K in a fuggin passbook account is gettin paid.

:shake: :rolleyes:
Well.... it is.

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 05:04 PM
Um... hello? Where'd everybody go?

Hey KC Jones... your mother's a whore.

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 05:18 PM
Well.... it is.
Same response man.

Something costs 19.99 and you get .01 and you call that change?

Have you ever heard of significant figures, and a number so small that it approaches zero?

The whole concept of calculus is based on the width of an infinite number of rectangles under a curvilinear function approach an ininitely small width.

But technically, you are right smart ass. :p

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 05:19 PM
Um... hello? Where'd everybody go?

Hey KC Jones... your mother's a whore.
Fat jokes and mama JOkes, now there you go.

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 05:20 PM
Fat jokes and mama JOkes, now there you go.
Damn piece of shit keyboard keeps sticking when I hit the SHIft key.

:banghead:

ENDelt260
08-20-2004, 05:24 PM
Damn piece of shit keyboard keeps sticking when I hit the SHIft key.

:banghead:
Hazard of visiting those porn sites.

Gotta get you one of them there plastic covers.

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 05:56 PM
Hazard of visiting those porn sites.

Gotta get you one of them there plastic covers.
Naw, not me. More likelely it is the sweat and the feed dust mixing together to make a mud like paste.

Skip Towne
08-20-2004, 06:05 PM
Same excuse JOhn uses. Weak.

Calcountry
08-20-2004, 06:12 PM
Same excuse JOhn uses. Weak.
More likely, I hold the fuggin shift key down too long. ROFL at my dumass.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 06:53 PM
Same excuse JOhn uses. Weak.

My man skippers in the HOOOOOUUUSSSEEE!!! Where ya been skipper and where you been hiding baby seal?

|Zach|
08-20-2004, 11:47 PM
I don't have time enough to get through this whole thread but I have come from away with a thought.

Some people are taking this internet forum WAY to seriously.

BIG_DADDY
08-20-2004, 11:53 PM
I don't have time enough to get through this whole thread but I have come from away with a thought.

Some people are taking this internet forum WAY to seriously.

:clap: :clap: Thank god somebody sees the light, thanks for bringing me back home.

|Zach|
08-21-2004, 12:00 AM
:clap: :clap: Thank god somebody sees the light, thanks for bringing me back home.
BD, I have loved your posts over the years and as far as this issue I don't really think its a big deal what happened in this actual instance. I think its just part of the game....

But making this thread....I don't understand at all and it seems to be a little drama queenish.

I don't understand the point of this thread.

Bob Dole
08-21-2004, 12:02 AM
BD, I have loved your posts over the years and as far as this issue I don't really think its a big deal what happened in this actual instance. I think its just part of the game....

But making this thread....I don't understand at all and it seems to be a little drama queenish.

I don't understand the point of this thread.

The point was that KcMizzou is a Goth Chick.

If you had bothered to read the whole thread, you'd realize that.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 12:05 AM
BD, I have loved your posts over the years and as far as this issue I don't really think its a big deal what happened in this actual instance. I think its just part of the game....

But making this thread....I don't understand at all and it seems to be a little drama queenish.

I don't understand the point of this thread.

Sheesus man how many times are you going to make me post this shit?

If you really read the thread (which I know you have) I have given a bunch of reasons already. You want to be on the girls team f*ck it be on the girls team. Youv'e been in this thread long enough to GET it.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 12:06 AM
The point was that KcMizzou is a Goth Chick.

If you had bothered to read the whole thread, you'd realize that.

NICE!!!

|Zach|
08-21-2004, 12:07 AM
You want to be on the girls team f*ck it be on the girls team.


Some people are taking this internet forum WAY to seriously.

KcMizzou
08-21-2004, 12:14 AM
The point was that KcMizzou is a Goth Chick.

If you had bothered to read the whole thread, you'd realize that. Yes... *sniff* it's true... I'm actually a 13 yr old girl with black fingernail polish, a pale face, and I truly, honestly, wish I were a vampire.

|Zach|
08-21-2004, 12:16 AM
Yes... *sniff* it's true... I'm actually a 13 yr old girl with black fingernail polish, a pale face, and I truly, honestly, wish I were a vampire.
http://www2.filmweb.no/multimedia/archive/00014/Kirsten_Dunst_i_Inte_14026f.jpg

KcMizzou
08-21-2004, 12:18 AM
http://www2.filmweb.no/multimedia/archive/00014/Kirsten_Dunst_i_Inte_14026f.jpgIf I were, I wouldn't be nearly that cute.

tk13
08-21-2004, 12:19 AM
If I were, I wouldn't be nearly that cute.
Look, he's a pedophile too...

Bob Dole
08-21-2004, 12:19 AM
Yes... *sniff* it's true... I'm actually a 13 yr old girl with black fingernail polish, a pale face, and I truly, honestly, wish I were a vampire.


Um... You probably should have kept that info to yourself.

Big Daddy will have your PMs maxed out in less than 5 minutes.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 12:20 AM
Zach you are not this stupid, my whole point of posting everything was that people are taking things WAY too seriously. How could you possibly miss that considering that this is the entire spirit of the thread, I have said it countless times in the thread and I just posted it again in the Vlad-Frazod thread. I even complimented you for getting it when obviously you didn't ya freakin tard.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 12:22 AM
Um... You probably should have kept that info to yourself.

Big Daddy will have your PMs maxed out in less than 5 minutes.

:dom: :hump: ROFL

|Zach|
08-21-2004, 12:22 AM
Zach you are not this stupid, my whole point of posting everything was that people are taking things WAY too seriously. How could you possibly miss that considering that this is the entire spirit of the thread, I have said it countless times in the thread, I just posted it again in the Vlad-Frazod thread and complimented you for getting it when obviously you didn't.

I get it.

I just think you exposed something you didn't like and did that very same thing in the same thread.

KcMizzou
08-21-2004, 12:23 AM
Um... You probably should have kept that info to yourself.

Big Daddy will have your PMs maxed out in less than 5 minutes.ROFL

(tk13.. I hate you.)

Phobia
08-21-2004, 12:25 AM
I get it.

I just think you exposed something you didn't like and did that very same thing in the same thread.

Just type what you mean; "hypocrite".

I'm a "between the lines" translator.

|Zach|
08-21-2004, 12:26 AM
Just type what you mean; "hypocrite".

I'm a "between the lines" translator.
I could have saved some typing. ROFL

tk13
08-21-2004, 12:27 AM
I'm a "between the lines" translator.

Just type what you mean; "blunt".

I'm a "between the lines that are between the lines" translator.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 12:28 AM
I get it.

I just think you exposed something you didn't like and did that very same thing in the same thread.

OK brainnchild, don't hurt yourself now. Posting for pre-schoolers is out, Try what you think you learned out in the real world and get back to us K?

|Zach|
08-21-2004, 12:29 AM
OK brainnchild, don't hurt yourself now. Posting for pre-schoolers is out, Try what you think you learned out in the real world and get back to us K?
You are more than welcome to deflect from what I posted. I guess I can't stop you.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 12:34 AM
You are more than welcome to deflect from what I posted. I guess I can't stop you.

I guess I just can't keep up with you my brain must be too small. ROFL

|Zach|
08-21-2004, 12:38 AM
I guess I just can't keep up with you my brain must be too small. ROFL
I guess don't choose to. Your last 2 posts have been deflections.

But don't let me stop you from your busy job of calling out people for being to sensetive then turning around and making drama queen threads.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 12:39 AM
You are more than welcome to deflect from what I posted. I guess I can't stop you.

You know in retrospect your a lot like beer me in some ways and I can see why you get your panties in a wad and can't figure it out.

|Zach|
08-21-2004, 12:43 AM
I can see why you get your panties in a wad

Someone that took the time to make this thread saying this to someone else....

Good times...

KcMizzou
08-21-2004, 12:48 AM
BD, C'mon man. While I don't know Beer Me... I've met both Zach and Mark M. Both are really cool guys. I don't understand the need to argue online. It seems silly to me. I go online to have fun.. but that's just me. Lighten up a bit, would ya?

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 01:24 AM
I guess don't choose to. Your last 2 posts have been deflections.

But don't let me stop you from your busy job of calling out people for being to sensetive then turning around and making drama queen threads.

Unfreakinbelievable, I feel like explaining this is similar to explaing what I wanted when I put in my pizza order tonight to those tards at Roundtable.

Me: I would like a a large thin crust pepperoni and sausage pizza to go and I will pick it up myself. I have a coupon for $12.99 My phone # is 650-***-****.

Tard: What's your phone number?

Me: 650-***-****.

Tard: What's that again?

ME: 650-***-****

Tard: So that's 650 ?

Me: ***-****

Tard: Great what would you like?

Me: I would like a large thin crust pepperoni and sausage pizza to go and I will pick up. I have a coupon for $12.99.

Tard: Would you like thin crust or regular?

Me: Thin crust.

Tard: Is this for delivery or to go?

Me: To go I will pick up.

Tard: That's $19.65

Me:I have a coupon for $12.99

Listen tards of the BB let me spell it out for you dumb asses. THE REASON I POSTED THE THREAD WAS BECAUSE SOME WEAK ASS SISTERS DECIDED THEY WANTED TO BACK UP BABY SEAL CAUSE I WAS TOO HARD ON HIM WHEN HE ACTED LIKE THE MORON. :deevee: I posted because I wanted to let them know that I would have fun blasting any tard who had the posting styles I thought were weak and worthless kind of like yours Zach. Those are the irritants on the BB that are the most fun to f*ck with and I was simply saying to any panty waist on the BB that wanted to back such poster should go ahead as they needed it. It's all in good fun for those who have the ability to laugh at themselves. I love this place but it's still just a posting BB on the internet, lighten up. I could give a rats ass what you think of me as I see this place as a giant playground to have fun and gain easy information about our Chiefs. Don't turn this place into a 69ers BB full of overly sensitive PC emotional handicaps. You don't like me, good. Maybe beer butt has a bar stool with your name on it you can sit in and share some foofeyfied beer while you talk about your grievances of the world so full of people with mean intentions.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 01:33 AM
Someone that took the time to make this thread saying this to someone else....

Good times...

BD, C'mon man. While I don't know Beer Me... I've met both Zach and Mark M. Both are really cool guys. I don't understand the need to argue online. It seems silly to me. I go online to have fun.. but that's just me. Lighten up a bit, would ya?

I would like a large thin crust pepperoni and sausage pizza to go and I will pick up. I have a coupon for $12.99.

BTW, Mark M thought the thread was a classic, maybe you should read the thread.


KcM,

If you met me I am sure you would like me too. Your getting away from the theme of the thread which is about total no remourse smack. Your sure getting pretty serious for a 13 yr old girl with black fingernail polish and a pale face that truly wishes she was a vampire. BTW, you doing anything next weekend? :p PM me if your free you nasty bitch.

KcMizzou
08-21-2004, 01:52 AM
If you met me I am sure you would like me too. Your getting away from the theme of the thread which is about total no remourse smack. Your sure getting pretty serious for a 13 yr old girl with black fingernail polish and a pale face that truly wishes she was a vampire. BTW, you doing anything next weekend? :p PM me if your free you nasty bitch. Hell, I already liked you. Can you make it to St. Joe on the 24th? I'll buy you a beer or three. (But I'm not really a pasty 13 yr old vampire-girl. I'm a 30 yr old guy with a shaved head and a goatee.)

TheNextStep
08-21-2004, 01:54 AM
Hell, I already liked you. Can you make it to St. Joe on the 24th? I'll buy you a beer or three. (But I'm not really a pasty 13 yr old vampire-girl. I'm a 30 yr old guy with a shaved head and a goatee.)
Who has no problems picking up small dick anonymous internet guys that like Goth chicks?






RUN, BIG DADDY!!!! RUUUUNNNNNN!!!!

KcMizzou
08-21-2004, 01:55 AM
Who has no problems picking up small dick anonymous internet guys that like Goth chicks?






RUN, BIG DADDY!!!! RUUUUNNNNNN!!!! F*ck you Raider Fan. ROFL

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 01:59 AM
Hell, I already liked you. Can you make it to St. Joe on the 24th? I'll buy you a beer or three. (But I'm not really a pasty 13 yr old vampire-girl. I'm a 30 yr old guy with a shaved head and a goatee.)

As much as I want to be there I have a 2 week vacation with the P's in a big family delio just before this and lil momma just landed a new job running a Starbucks when we get back. Timing is real bad. There are a bunch of you I want to meet and it seems like life just takes over sometimes. Next time up though we will make a stay of it to see as many of you as we can. Everyone we have ever met from the BB has been awesome. We will hook up sometime soon, maybe you can bring that silly little tard Zach. ROFL

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 02:01 AM
Who has no problems picking up small dick anonymous internet guys that like Goth chicks?






RUN, BIG DADDY!!!! RUUUUNNNNNN!!!!

ROFL

KcMizzou
08-21-2004, 02:04 AM
Everyone we have ever met from the BB has been awesome. We will hook up sometime soon, maybe you can bring that silly little tard Zach. ROFL Likewise. Zach's cool too. I've yet to meet anyone from the Planet that I didn't like.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 02:19 AM
Likewise. Zach's cool too. I've yet to meet anyone from the Planet that I didn't like.

Yea well were getting a little too cozy in the bashing thread considering your a 30 yr old guy with a shaved head and a goatee and not a 13 yr old girl with black fingernail polish and a pale face that truly wishes she was a vampire. So with that I will politely end with a f*ck you as your sister is patiently waiting for me. :moon:

TheNextStep
08-21-2004, 02:22 AM
Dude, his sister is a 30 year old guy with a shaved head and a goatee, too.

Sorry to be the one to break it to ya....

KcMizzou
08-21-2004, 02:24 AM
Dude, his sister is a 30 year old guy with a shaved head and a goatee, too.

Sorry to be the one to break it to ya.... ROFL Yeah... and you can have her. I never liked her anyway.

go bowe
08-21-2004, 02:28 AM
Dude, his sister is a 30 year old guy with a shaved head and a goatee, too.

Sorry to be the one to break it to ya....i know that girl!!

nice goatee on that chick, really nice... :p

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 02:35 AM
Dude, his sister is a 30 year old guy with a shaved head and a goatee, too.

Sorry to be the one to break it to ya....

Sounds like a night of looking at girls at the black hole.

TheNextStep
08-21-2004, 02:36 AM
Sounds like a night of looking at girls at the black hole.
Couldn't tell ya, man. Call me a prude if you want to, but I've never had much interest in checking out a girl's black hole. Regular sex is fine with me.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 02:42 AM
Couldn't tell ya, man. Call me a prude if you want to, but I've never had much interest in checking out a girl's black hole. Regular sex is fine with me.

You don't know what the black hole is and you call yourself a Raiders fan? :shake:

It's that thing you finally fell into when she she said yes remember?

Faiders
Traitors

Fakers?

Tell ya what Next Step, it's about time you went out and bought yourself a new Tim Brown jersey, whatta ya say?

Duh, duh duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TheNextStep
08-21-2004, 02:45 AM
Tell ya what Next Step, it's about time you went out and bought yourself a new Tim Brown jersey, whatta ya say?

Damn, man. Here I am just goofing around and you wanna go and stick a knife in somebody's heart. That's just cold, man. It ain't right.

F*** you. James Hasty retired a Raider, bitch!

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 02:55 AM
Damn, man. Here I am just goofing around and you wanna go and stick a knife in somebody's heart. That's just cold, man. It ain't right.

F*** you. James Hasty retired a Raider, bitch!

Two words: Marcus Allen

TheNextStep
08-21-2004, 02:57 AM
Two words: Marcus Allen
Two words: No effect.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 03:04 AM
Two words: No effect.

You gotta point there, when he's not playin he has no effect.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 03:09 AM
TheNextStep,

Hope you make it out to the black hole for the next game, maybe we can toss a few back. Oh yea, I mean the place your team plays and not visting the ex, have a good night. :p

ENDelt260
08-21-2004, 03:11 AM
I don't understand the point of this thread.

You should really read it.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 03:12 AM
You should really read it. NO, not you I was just going to bed.

ENDelt260
08-21-2004, 03:21 AM
Hey, as long as I'm posting in this classic trashcan thread...

F*ck Tucson. F*ck Tucson in it's stupid ass!

Listen, you dumb****s... I'm not a gangbanger. I'm wearing a f*cking George Brett jersey because I'm from f*cking Kansas City. I'm not coming into your bar to shoot it up because I'm a f*cking Crip in a goddammed POWDER F*CKING BLUE JERSEY! You f*cking retards! Ferchrissakes, I'm a white kid from the goddammed suburbs. And, furthermore, what F*CKING GANGBANGERS ARE IN YOUR GODDAMMED DUSTBOWL TOWN ANYWAY? Let me come in and have a goddammed Budweiser.

You pantywaste motherf*ckers. Screw this pansy ass town.

"Wow... that obviously whitebread lookin' guy in a goddammed ROYALS jersey must be trouble... we can't let him in here."

I'm glad you're scared of me you 300 pound meathead starfish violating motherf*cker.

Boom.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 03:33 AM
Let me come in and have a goddammed Budweiser.
.

You go all the way to a bar and drink Buttwiper? No wonder they didn't let you in.

ENDelt260
08-21-2004, 03:48 AM
You go all the way to a bar and drink Buttwiper? No wonder they didn't let you in.
Hell, I might've gone so far as to pay their over-inflated prices for a pint of Guinness if the pussies weren't so scared of a white bread suburb kid in a MOTHERF*CKING GEORGE BRETT JERSEY! coming into their goddammed bar.

ENDelt260
08-21-2004, 04:07 AM
Oh, Jesus everloving Christ! Just because it's 3am everyone stops posting? Like I'm the only one who didn't get laid because his retard friend made an ass of himself and got us ejected from the bar... (Yes, I know people more f*cked up than me. I mean... who else would hang out with me?)

F*ck it... it don't matter. I'm going to Mexico tomorrow. Where they don't give a shit what I wear.

Oh... btw. F*ck Tucson.

Pansy ass scared bitches.

KcMizzou
08-21-2004, 04:10 AM
Oh, Jesus everloving Christ! Just because it's 3am everyone stops posting? Like I'm the only one who didn't get laid because his retard friend made an ass of himself and got us ejected from the bar... (Yes, I know people more f*cked up than me. I mean... who else would hang out with me?)

F*ck it... it don't matter. I'm going to Mexico tomorrow. Where they don't give a shit what I wear.

Oh... btw. F*ck Tucson.

Pansy ass scared bitches. A'men, brother.. f*ck em!


ROFL

(at least I know one person who'll be hurtin' worse than I am in the mornin'.)

Fairplay
08-21-2004, 04:16 AM
Jeez, i missed out on a few pages on this. I have to go back and see what fun i've missed.
Whats the synopsis of what i missed the last 7 pages or so?

Fairplay
08-21-2004, 04:23 AM
Not till 5:00 in the morning till i get done with what i've been dumped with at work to finally read some posts, thats sad.

Fairplay
08-21-2004, 04:24 AM
Sheesus man how many times are you going to make me post this shit?

If you really read the thread (which I know you have) I have given a bunch of reasons already. You want to be on the girls team f*ck it be on the girls team. Youv'e been in this thread long enough to GET it.




Im not on the girls team and i get it.

Fairplay
08-21-2004, 04:26 AM
Yes... *sniff* it's true... I'm actually a 13 yr old girl with black fingernail polish, a pale face, and I truly, honestly, wish I were a vampire.




When you turn 18 give me a PM.

Fairplay
08-21-2004, 04:29 AM
You know in retrospect your a lot like beer me in some ways and I can see why you get your panties in a wad and can't figure it out.




Maybe he works at a radio station as well.

Fairplay
08-21-2004, 04:30 AM
Hell, I already liked you. Can you make it to St. Joe on the 24th? I'll buy you a beer or three. (But I'm not really a pasty 13 yr old vampire-girl. I'm a 30 yr old guy with a shaved head and a goatee.)




Split personality?

LVNHACK
08-21-2004, 07:12 AM
Zach you are not this stupid, my whole point of posting everything was that people are taking things WAY too seriously. How could you possibly miss that considering that this is the entire spirit of the thread, I have said it countless times in the thread and I just posted it again in the Vlad-Frazod thread. I even complimented you for getting it when obviously you didn't ya freakin tard.




Let's remember one thing.......Zach isn't even old enough to buy himself a beer..........That could answer some questions.....

Ultra Peanut
08-21-2004, 08:40 AM
Hey, as long as I'm posting in this classic trashcan thread...

F*ck Tucson. F*ck Tucson in it's stupid ass!

Listen, you dumb****s... I'm not a gangbanger. I'm wearing a f*cking George Brett jersey because I'm from f*cking Kansas City. I'm not coming into your bar to shoot it up because I'm a f*cking Crip in a goddammed POWDER F*CKING BLUE JERSEY! You f*cking retards! Ferchrissakes, I'm a white kid from the goddammed suburbs. And, furthermore, what F*CKING GANGBANGERS ARE IN YOUR GODDAMMED DUSTBOWL TOWN ANYWAY? Let me come in and have a goddammed Budweiser.

You pantywaste motherf*ckers. Screw this pansy ass town.

"Wow... that obviously whitebread lookin' guy in a goddammed ROYALS jersey must be trouble... we can't let him in here."

I'm glad you're scared of me you 300 pound meathead starfish violating motherf*cker.

Boom.Awesome.

KcMizzou
08-21-2004, 09:12 AM
(at least I know one person who'll be hurtin' worse than I am in the mornin'.) Now that it's actually morning... I seriously doubt it.

Saggysack
08-21-2004, 09:16 AM
Let's remember one thing.......Zach isn't even old enough to buy himself a beer..........That could answer some questions.....

There are many military members in Iraq and elsewhere that can't do the same as well. I have never understood that. It's like, Oh no save us from ourselves.

BIG_DADDY
08-21-2004, 10:33 AM
Let's remember one thing.......Zach isn't even old enough to buy himself a beer..........That could answer some questions.....


Alrighty then, Zach gets off on a "I'm not old enough to be held accountable for getting it" technicality but he owes me a beer when he's old enough to buy one.

Calcountry
08-24-2004, 06:39 PM
Unfreakinbelievable, I feel like explaining this is similar to explaing what I wanted when I put in my pizza order tonight to those tards at Roundtable.

Me: I would like a a large thin crust pepperoni and sausage pizza to go and I will pick it up myself. I have a coupon for $12.99 My phone # is 650-***-****.

Tard: What's your phone number?

Me: 650-***-****.

Tard: What's that again?

ME: 650-***-****

Tard: So that's 650 ?

Me: ***-****

Tard: Great what would you like?

Me: I would like a large thin crust pepperoni and sausage pizza to go and I will pick up. I have a coupon for $12.99.

Tard: Would you like thin crust or regular?

Me: Thin crust.

Tard: Is this for delivery or to go?

Me: To go I will pick up.

Tard: That's $19.65

Me:I have a coupon for $12.99

Listen tards of the BB let me spell it out for you dumb asses. THE REASON I POSTED THE THREAD WAS BECAUSE SOME WEAK ASS SISTERS DECIDED THEY WANTED TO BACK UP BABY SEAL CAUSE I WAS TOO HARD ON HIM WHEN HE ACTED LIKE THE MORON. :deevee: I posted because I wanted to let them know that I would have fun blasting any tard who had the posting styles I thought were weak and worthless kind of like yours Zach. Those are the irritants on the BB that are the most fun to f*ck with and I was simply saying to any panty waist on the BB that wanted to back such poster should go ahead as they needed it. It's all in good fun for those who have the ability to laugh at themselves. I love this place but it's still just a posting BB on the internet, lighten up. I could give a rats ass what you think of me as I see this place as a giant playground to have fun and gain easy information about our Chiefs. Don't turn this place into a 69ers BB full of overly sensitive PC emotional handicaps. You don't like me, good. Maybe beer butt has a bar stool with your name on it you can sit in and share some foofeyfied beer while you talk about your grievances of the world so full of people with mean intentions.
It is funny that you bring this chit up. My buddy takes some of his valuable time to call me up and tell me something he has been working on the last 5 times he has had to order at Burger King.

He says, Always order the drink first, then if completely fugs them up with their scripted flow chart that they have to follow. Just say, "I'll have a Diet Pepsi or whatever.". Then they will just look at you and not know what to do, they will be completely in A la Carte land. You will have their complete attention at that point and can get what you need ordered properly. Try it and let me know how it works. :thumb:

Calcountry
08-24-2004, 06:44 PM
Hell, I might've gone so far as to pay their over-inflated prices for a pint of Guinness if the pussies weren't so scared of a white bread suburb kid in a MOTHERF*CKING GEORGE BRETT JERSEY! coming into their goddammed bar.
Just knowing someone has the guts to show themselves in public in a Royals Jersey, as sorry as they are, would scare the hell out of me.

Calcountry
08-24-2004, 06:45 PM
Oh, Jesus everloving Christ! Just because it's 3am everyone stops posting? Like I'm the only one who didn't get laid because his retard friend made an ass of himself and got us ejected from the bar... (Yes, I know people more f*cked up than me. I mean... who else would hang out with me?)

F*ck it... it don't matter. I'm going to Mexico tomorrow. Where they don't give a shit what I wear.

Oh... btw. F*ck Tucson.

Pansy ass scared bitches.
Yes I felt the same way after they threw me out of Grad School. They welcomed me in with a wrong way on the speedway, then I drank too much and didn't make grades. Fug, it always worked in under grad.

ChiTown
07-31-2006, 11:47 AM
Wow.

This was an excellent thread.

Humor is good.

Enjoy! ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
08-23-2012, 08:19 AM
Let me be really clear in this, though I know I am risking a Footloose dance-a-thon/ass-whipping in saying it: West Side Story does, in fact, rock... but only if you're a pre-adolescent chick.

What's next, Chi? You going to tell us all where the rain in Spain mainly falls? You going to ruin the ending of all those Nancy Drew mysteries? You going to launch an evil attack on Cox cable that blocks the Lifetime network from broadcasting into our homes?

Come on, Man!

Wow. The come on, man before it was an ESPNism. Impressive.

LVNHACK
08-23-2012, 08:56 AM
Holy fuck.....this is one old ass thread....Why did this thing get bumped ?

Mr. Flopnuts
08-23-2012, 02:48 PM
Holy fuck.....this is one old ass thread....Why did this thing get bumped ?

It's in the Hall, and I was impressed with the early adaptation of "Come on, Maaaaaan!"

crazycoffey
08-31-2012, 06:32 AM
Hell, I might've gone so far as to pay their over-inflated prices for a pint of Guinness if the pussies weren't so scared of a white bread suburb kid in a MOTHERF*CKING GEORGE BRETT JERSEY! coming into their goddammed bar.

reported for filter evasion.
It is "White Bred".
Oh and, for the love of everything holy, can you really overpay for Guinness? Really?

Do you not read my blog?