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Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
09-27-2000, 03:40 PM
Bob Dole will be in KC for the MNF game and wants to come up with a sign clever enough to get shown on ABC. Bob Dole is drawing a blank for the most part and thought, "Gee...why not tap in to the vast pool of creativity that exists on The Planet?"

So here it is guys and gals. Bob Dole is pretty certain it should contain "ABC" somewhere, because that seems to be one of their primary sign criteria. Bob Dole also thinks it ought to take a somewhat cerebral shot at Dennis Miller, just because it would be fun to take a shot at Dennis Miller.

Bob Dole also intends to fit a "ChiefsPlanet.com" line on there somewhere...

Bob Dole awaits your clever ideas.

Clint in Wichita
09-27-2000, 03:45 PM
Too bad it wasn't last year. You could have said
"[A]l +
[B]oomer =
[C]rap"<P>

TEX
09-27-2000, 03:46 PM
1st idea...

A lready whooped
B roncos &
C hargers

Seahawks next!

OR.

A l Michaels
B oring
C lown

D ennis Miller

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Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
09-27-2000, 03:50 PM
That's better than anything Bob Dole has come up with so far...

Clint in Wichita
09-27-2000, 03:52 PM
Al
Blows
Chunks

Abolish Running
Back By
Committee

Pitt Gorilla
09-27-2000, 03:52 PM
I would like to hear dennis say he was out in the parking lot before the game so he could brag about Chief home games. I'm not sure about the actual text to use but how about including barbeque and a seachicken

TEX
09-27-2000, 03:59 PM
Desert, how about


FOR SALE
t A il gate
B bq
Sea C hicken


or.

seA hawk
B reakfast of
C hiefs

ROBHONDA
09-27-2000, 04:05 PM
dont know anything clever enough for a sign, but i think you should have one of those rubber chickens to wave around too.
sec

Clint in Wichita
09-27-2000, 04:06 PM
AFC West
Beware of
Cat

Gracie Dean
09-27-2000, 04:06 PM
A
Bastard
Child

Seahawks Abandon AFC West for NFC in 2002!

Gracie Dean
09-27-2000, 04:09 PM
Already
Been
Chartered

Mighty
Nice
Flight to Tampa in January!

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
09-27-2000, 04:16 PM
That last one sounds too much like something a Broco fan would hold up this early in the season...

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
09-27-2000, 04:20 PM
Arrowhead
Breeds
Cacoethes

Fat Homer
09-27-2000, 04:24 PM
Arrowhead +
Barbecue =
Chiefs victory!

just visiting from ChiefsPlanet.com



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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

TEX
09-27-2000, 04:25 PM
i think i have a good one?

A rrowhead
B eatings
C ontinue

Story at 11

F. Gump
09-27-2000, 04:29 PM
I don't want to get off on a rant here, but...

A rrowhead
B eer ain't
C heap


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[i]Movies don't create psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative.</I>

F. Gump
09-27-2000, 04:30 PM
Where are your seats at Bob Dole?

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[i]Movies don't create psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative.</I>

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
09-27-2000, 04:32 PM
Section 320

TEX
09-27-2000, 04:36 PM
monday night
nuclear
A ss whoopin'
B y THE
C hiefs


work is over, and to all a good night.

milkman
09-27-2000, 04:38 PM
Is Dartgod going to the game as well?

Bob Dole
09-27-2000, 04:39 PM
You must have a picture of "Bob Dole" the former senator so we can spot you instantly!!!

redbrian
09-27-2000, 04:47 PM
A bsolute
B blowout of the
C hickenhawks

Of course you could only hold this up if the Chiefs are leading by 2 touchdowns mid way through the 4th quarter. And with the way their playing right now... it's possible.

Fat Homer
09-27-2000, 04:47 PM
good idea Pam...start your message with...

Bob Dole says.... bet that gets it on ABC or gets you a lawsuit one or the other... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

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redshirt32
09-27-2000, 04:47 PM
Seahawks
About to
Become
Chowder...<P>

Bob Dole
09-27-2000, 04:50 PM
Thanks 58forever!!!

redshirt32
09-27-2000, 04:51 PM
Pam, how's your c-band and satellite dish?<BR>

Bob Dole
09-27-2000, 04:53 PM
C-band is out!!! Got a new receiver for the direct tv, but no major networks... Will have to find a location to watch the MNF game.

F. Gump
09-27-2000, 05:09 PM
Jeff, I'll be there. This is my 11th season as a season ticket holder. I used to be in Sect 346, but upgraded to the lower level in Sect 104 when I got married http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[i]Movies don't create psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative.</I>

F. Gump
09-27-2000, 05:12 PM
BTW Jeff, Does it make you feel better that I'm leading the FFL in victories AND points scored? http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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Movies don't create psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative.

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TheBigChief
09-27-2000, 05:17 PM
post #15 is excellent!! http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Desert Chief
09-27-2000, 05:20 PM
How about 'ABC'-- Just like the Alphabet?

Or Always Buy Colorado?

Or Anus Butt Cheese?

Or Almighty Bruiser Carpenter?

Bob Dole
09-27-2000, 05:22 PM
Bob Dole says he will........


A=always
B=Be a
C=chief fan!!!

Hey Dennis...
M=maybe
N= na
F=forget it.

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KCTitus
09-27-2000, 05:29 PM
Save Arrowhead.....
eat A
Bar-B-qued
sea Chicken

(ABC Logo Here)

elvislivesinkc
09-27-2000, 05:40 PM
How about "Dennis Miller needs to learn the ABC's of color commentating."

Yeah I know that's not all that clever but like you Bob, I wanted to take a shot at Miller.

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Gary

ROYAL.WILLIE
09-28-2000, 01:13 AM
I think I may have a winner ... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

A rrowhead,
B iggest,Loudest
C rowd on the Chiefs Planet, for

M onday
N ight
F ootball !!!

Remember DT, #58 !!

WE can hold the sign up and the crowd will have to get jacked up !! It will get airplay because it will segway right into the stunt with the extra seats and the attendance thing and the Arrowhead deafening noise!

Let's show the rest of the NFL, and especialy those Bronco Fans, that Arrowhead is and always will be the loudest stadium and fans, and let's do it on natioanl TV! Did you guys hear that they were going to get Guinness in there to record the decible level?

Let's make a statement about who's fans are the pride of the NFL ! I want to hear the Chiefs fans all the way over hear in Oregon come Monday night, and I want to have to wear earplugs http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/mad.gif

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milkman
09-28-2000, 09:36 AM
Dartgod - I will send you an email about the game.

As for our FFL, I picked all the wrong player for this Monday night, otherwise I would have easily had my first win in that cursed league. At least you can now say that you are deservidly in first place, and you might even be able to hold onto it at the end of the year instead of falling 5 places in a couple of weeks.

TEX
09-28-2000, 09:38 AM
hey dennis,

A lways
B et on
C hiefs

Shootr
09-28-2000, 10:01 AM
KAnsas City
BBQ's
SeaChickens

Recipe @ Chiefsplanet.com

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bk

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bishop_74
09-28-2000, 10:11 AM
How about:

Praise the Lord for MNF, no more Olympic gymnastics

I know it isn't catchy but NBC has really frustrated me with their coverage. If I didn't know better I'd guess NBC was the parent company of the Cinncinati Bungles.

AustinChief
09-28-2000, 10:50 AM
I'm also casting my vote for post #15, and I think my vote counts twice.

HC_Chief
09-28-2000, 11:14 AM
A=rrowheads
B=elligerent
C=crowd

A=lways
B=elieve in the
C=hiefs

TEX
09-28-2000, 11:18 AM
I concur senator,

#15 is by far the best and holds the most truth.

HC_Chief
09-28-2000, 11:27 AM
A=lways high

B=ody

C=ount<BR>

F. Gump
09-28-2000, 11:32 AM
You all like my idea? Gee I'm flattered! http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/redface.gif

Jeff, I'll look for it tonite when I get home.

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[i]Movies don't create psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative.</I>

VAChief
09-28-2000, 11:32 AM
I like post #15, truer words were never spoken.

JC777
09-28-2000, 11:33 AM
Al's
Butt is
Copious

Another
Big
Crowd

Alexander
Breaks
Coverage

Arrowhead
Buries the
Competition

tell me when to stop


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morphius
09-28-2000, 11:46 AM
Ax the
Bone-headed
Coaching staff.

morphius
09-28-2000, 11:47 AM
.

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Warrior5
09-28-2000, 12:44 PM
Of all suggestions thus far, I like this best:

Abolish Running
Back by
Committee

Give TRich the Ball!!!

and in smaller print at the bottom:
'as decreed by Unanimous vote on ChiefsPlanet.com'

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ct
Give TRich the Ball!!!

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Chief_Noraa
09-28-2000, 01:11 PM
#15 LMAO so true,

Chief_Noraa
09-28-2000, 01:11 PM
#15 LMAO so true,

F. Gump
09-28-2000, 01:22 PM
Again I am flattered that so many of you like my suggestion in # 15. I think however that # 48 may have the best chance of making it on T.V. Perhaps Bob Dole should take 2 signs to the game?

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Movies don't create psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative.

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TEX
09-28-2000, 01:52 PM
ISn't this a fun topic http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

KC Jones
09-28-2000, 01:54 PM
Whatever the sign says it should have a credit to Chiefs Planet, get a little hype going for the best site on the Net, or at least the best Chiefs site.

redshirt32
09-28-2000, 07:17 PM
Doing my best waterboy impression...

"Give me an 'A' for @ss whoopin'!"
"Give me a 'B' for butt stompin'!"
"Give me a 'C' for cactus flower'!"

"Why?" "Cause it looks so good and it hurts so bad!!!!!!"

G_Man
09-28-2000, 07:52 PM
Bob Dole has drawn a BLANK...you've got to be joking don't you Dole?I have never known you to be at a loss of words http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

TracyT
09-28-2000, 09:31 PM
this idea has been posted previously by fellow fans, but I was thinkin about this topic before I saw it on the Planet board
so....

Arrowhead
Barbeque
Chiefs
....this must be heaven

Please understand, I've never seen a Chiefs game at Arrowhead. It's something I've only dreamed about.

Go Chiefs!
John
Texas

egonzo
09-28-2000, 10:34 PM
Miller's
Neologies
Fraught


Arrowhead
Barbeques
C-Hawks

BigChiefsFan
09-28-2000, 10:35 PM
How about

Anyone's
Better than the
Comedian

Make some
Noise Chiefs
Fans!

Chief Henry
09-29-2000, 07:17 AM
Anders
Best
Choice

http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/confused.gif <P>

Cannibal
09-29-2000, 08:37 AM
I've got to go for the
Abolish running
Back by
Committee,

and on the reverse side:

Miller
Not
Funny

milkman
09-29-2000, 09:32 AM
Mark M - Your ABC one still makes me laugh everytime I read it, good job.

BigChiefsFan
09-29-2000, 10:29 AM
Thanks Morph! I'm trying not to break my arm patting myself on the back.

Mark M
--postin' like a fool to get the Lurker tag removed.

CrazyHorse
09-29-2000, 02:56 PM
How about:

Air Attack =
Better
Chiefs

Might make for a nice segue to talking about the newly found offense

Shootr
09-29-2000, 03:38 PM
Mr. Dole,

You need to let us know what you decide so we can look for you at the game... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif



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bk

nmt1
09-29-2000, 03:42 PM
A rrowhead's
B est
C overage

Chiefsplanet.com

M ost
N otorious
F ootball BB!!! (or something like that)

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GO PITT!

VAChief
09-29-2000, 03:53 PM
Arrowhead
Bbq
Championship game

TracyT
09-29-2000, 04:09 PM
***********************
* Applying for *
* Bengal's *
* Coach *
* * *
* * *
* * *
* * * * *
* * * * *
* * * *
* * *
***********************
*
* http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
*

TEX
09-29-2000, 04:11 PM
dennis miller

A ntagonistic
B itching
C aucasian

TracyT
09-29-2000, 04:13 PM
sorry guys...didnt quite happen as I planned.

The "***" we're supposed to represent the outline of a sign with a large arrow pointing at the holder or "applicant".

Go Chiefs!

nmt1
09-29-2000, 05:36 PM
Hey, Dole!!! I think my reply #65 would serve as a good promotion for our BB. What do you think? (Maybe it could be one of your MANY signs?!?!)

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GO PITT!

Yosef_Malkovitch
09-29-2000, 11:07 PM
My vote is for #58. Truer words could not be spoken. http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

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WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING!

gonzo88
09-30-2000, 02:41 AM
Annihilation
By
Chiefs<P>

WarPaint
09-30-2000, 11:50 AM
For ABC, I vote for CT's submission.
MNF
Miller
Needs to be
Fired

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Red Eyes
Chinn Up.

[b]The SitCom must die!!</B>

Gracie Dean
09-30-2000, 01:35 PM
All
Bettors
Concede

Chiefs Best Bet on MNF!

waKCo
09-30-2000, 02:10 PM
Alias
Bob Dole
Chiefsplanet.com

your name will catch the camera, and we will see you...the Planet gets noticed....as for MNF
Miller
Never
Faulks up?

Gracie Dean
09-30-2000, 02:12 PM
LMAO @ Miller Never Faulks up. That will NEVER make the camera but Miller might get a bellylaugh out of it....

waKCo
09-30-2000, 02:14 PM
ya never know...where ABC is leaning towards an entertainment atmosphere, that may draw the cams...hope someone trys anyway...hehe

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
09-30-2000, 09:41 PM
Bob Dole has arrived in Missouri! Woo hoo!

Bob Dole is leaning toward the Abolish Back by Committee idea, though the Miller Not Funny is running a close second.

As for multiple signs--Bob Dole is thinking ONE is going to be a pain in the a$$ to tote around...