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Lightning Rod
09-09-2004, 10:27 AM
PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy?
"Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?



Titanic: $29.99

Clinton: $29.99


Titanic: Over 3 hours to read

Clinton: Over 3 hours to read


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe


Titanic: Jack is a starving artist

Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar

Clinton: Ditto for Bill



Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined

Clinton: Ditto for Monica



Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit

Clinton: Let's not go there


Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry

Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts


Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life

Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack



Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen

Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either



Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death

Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

Saulbadguy
09-09-2004, 10:31 AM
Was Titanic put in novel form?

Lightning Rod
09-09-2004, 10:46 AM
I have no idea. this is just an e-mail I got that I thought was kinda funny.

Saulbadguy
09-09-2004, 10:48 AM
Kinda funny. I request that a mod change the title to "Titanic MOVIE" vs "My Life NOVEL" by Bill Clinton.


Just to be fair.

NewChief
09-09-2004, 10:50 AM
Kinda funny. I request that a mod change the title to "Titanic MOVIE" vs "My Life NOVEL" by Bill Clinton.


Just to be fair.

Or how about just prefacing it with:

"The following analogy doesn't really work:"

Saulbadguy
09-09-2004, 10:51 AM
Or how about just prefacing it with:

"The following analogy doesn't really work:"
Yeah. That makes more sense.

KCFalcon59
09-09-2004, 11:08 AM
Was Titanic put in novel form?

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060953071/qid=1094745803/sr=1-10/ref=sr_1_10/102-3341673-1294513?v=glance&s=books

Saulbadguy
09-09-2004, 11:09 AM
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060953071/qid=1094745803/sr=1-10/ref=sr_1_10/102-3341673-1294513?v=glance&s=books
Thats a screenplay, buddy. Reading the script of the movie doesn't count.

KCFalcon59
09-09-2004, 11:12 AM
Thats a screenplay, buddy. Reading the script of the movie doesn't count.

it's still a book. 368 pages worth.

KCFalcon59
09-09-2004, 11:13 AM
Then how about this one.


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0006490603/ref=pd_bxgy_text_1/102-3341673-1294513?v=glance&s=books&st=*

Lightning Rod
09-09-2004, 11:14 AM
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/002-3283953-5048864

10.
Titanic: James Cameron's Illustrated Screenplay
by James Cameron, et al (Paperback )
Avg. Customer Rating:
(Rate this item)
Other Editions: Paperback



It is in the Book section

Saulbadguy
09-09-2004, 11:18 AM
Then how about this one.


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0006490603/ref=pd_bxgy_text_1/102-3341673-1294513?v=glance&s=books&st=*
Guide to the movie...

Saulbadguy
09-09-2004, 11:19 AM
Either way, its comparing a MOVIE to a book.

But then again, its a joke, and its semi-amusing :D

Jenson71
09-09-2004, 05:48 PM
What the hell!?!? If you're spending $30 on Titanic, you ain't shopping around, mang. You can find that for $20 else where.

Ultra Peanut
09-09-2004, 06:26 PM
Oh. I thought this was about Bill Clinton's "My Leif," his acclaimed biography of Leif Ericson.

Calcountry
09-09-2004, 07:30 PM
Kinda funny. I request that a mod change the title to "Titanic MOVIE" vs "My Life NOVEL" by Bill Clinton.


Just to be fair.
Now just STOPPIT!!!