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Ultra Peanut
09-10-2004, 02:09 PM
Awesome.

AZORChiefFan
09-10-2004, 02:12 PM
Blaine Missouri was once known as the "Stool Capital of the World"

jcroft
09-10-2004, 02:12 PM
This is one product I do NOT need. I guess you could say it "runs" in the family.

seclark
09-10-2004, 02:13 PM
miller lite?
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Katipan
09-10-2004, 02:14 PM
I've never seen an ad for cocaine before.

ENDelt260
09-10-2004, 02:16 PM
I've never seen an ad for cocaine before.
"I learned it by watching you!"

Demonpenz
09-10-2004, 02:20 PM
This story belongs here i guess the other day i was up in maryville playing some washers, drinking alot of budwieser (Not lite) and i was pounding them and pounding them, then i ate a huge dinner consisting of crab rangoons and chicken nacho's well i keep drinking putting those carbs down and i go to the bar, and i freaking had to take the hugeest shit ever, so i run back to the house i was at (Beer and hand) run upstairs do the turn around move, somehow make it all in the toliet, man i must have ate some wonderbread somewhere in the day because that bowl movement was glorious, it was above the waterline, so I grabbed an eastbay mag to push it down. I about claimed it as the 52nd state, then to make matters worse (or better) i ran the shower on hot water, so the next person in would smell a nice steamy pile of shit. I was surprised it went down with 2 flushes, i am debating calling up miller high life and see if they would make it into a commercial

Donger
09-10-2004, 02:39 PM
I wasn't aware that White Castle advertised.

KCWolfman
09-10-2004, 02:57 PM
My ottoman has been a bit firm lately.

Skip Towne
09-10-2004, 03:04 PM
Psicosis, why must you always do this to us?

Hydrae
09-10-2004, 03:08 PM
My ottoman has been a bit firm lately.


:LOL:

Great minds...:thumb:

Ultra Peanut
09-10-2004, 03:08 PM
Psicosis, why must you always do this to us?You should all thank me.

alpha_omega
09-10-2004, 03:21 PM
I prefer my stool made of porcelain

38yrsfan
09-10-2004, 03:46 PM
From the same people that bring you cialis ... let's hope there isn't a mix up in the production lines.

SNR
09-10-2004, 07:33 PM
IMO... nothing beats a good helping of Metemucil.

Count Alex's Losses
09-10-2004, 07:34 PM
I could use that. Sometimes I gotta flush a few times.

Frazod
09-10-2004, 07:35 PM
I fart way too much to ever use that. :spock:

Skip Towne
09-10-2004, 07:45 PM
I fart way too much to ever use that. :spock:
TMI

Thig Lyfe
09-10-2004, 07:49 PM
I would eat them because they taste like chocolate. And I think that they make your poop smell like fresh fruit.

Bowser
09-10-2004, 09:01 PM
IMO... nothing beats a good helping of Metemucil.

I see you have never had Little Ceasers Pizza. Yum!

Skip Towne
09-10-2004, 09:11 PM
I would eat them because they taste like chocolate. And I think that they make your poop smell like fresh fruit.
Uh-huh

Frazod
09-10-2004, 09:19 PM
I would eat them because they taste like chocolate. And I think that they make your poop smell like fresh fruit.

Personally, mine smells like roses..... ROFL

Bowser
09-10-2004, 09:21 PM
Let me help you with that.........


Personally, mine smells like dead roses..... ROFL

You are welcome, my man!!! :thumb:

Thig Lyfe
09-10-2004, 09:22 PM
ROFL PBJ Raiders Raiders Raiders PBJ ROFL