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Dr. Facebook Fever
09-10-2004, 03:47 PM
Remember when you were a kid and pooping was so awesome. You be out playing and feel an urge coming on and you'd just pinch it back as long as possible and try to ignore it so you could keep playing. You'd end up pinching it back four or five times until you started prairie dogging and you couldn't contain it any more. So you'd walk into the house with that odd looking butt-cheeks-slammed-shut walk, trying not to let anyone know that you had a load on board, hoping nobody noticed your irregular gait. Then you'd get into the bathroom, throw the pants down and just let go of the sphincter muscles and let that baby pour out of you. It was so liberating. So cleansing. You'd go back outside feeling like a brand new 10 year old. Ready to take on the world. Feeling that fresh, empty feeling relaxing in your bowels. God.....life and pooping was good.

Why isn't it that fun anymore?

ENDelt260
09-10-2004, 03:52 PM
This poop thread sucks. Give me a Jim Nasium Ryan's Buffet diarhhea story any day.

Thig Lyfe
09-10-2004, 03:53 PM
Why isn't it that fun anymore?

Who says it isn't?

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-10-2004, 03:57 PM
This poop thread sucks. Give me a Jim Nasium Ryan's Buffet diarhhea story any day.
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse the hell outta me...mr. man.

R&GHomer
09-10-2004, 04:00 PM
Why oh Why did I open this thread.

Saulbadguy
09-10-2004, 04:01 PM
Who says thats still not fun?

Earthling
09-10-2004, 04:04 PM
Poop!! I thought this was a 'peep' thread, with some hidden pics or something...I'm outa' here you bastages...

Thig Lyfe
09-10-2004, 04:07 PM
Who says thats still not fun?

Come on saul.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1931050&postcount=3
:shake:

ENDelt260
09-10-2004, 04:09 PM
Poop!! I thought this was a 'peep' thread, with some hidden pics or something...I'm outa' here you bastages...
It is. You have to put in a quarter.

38yrsfan
09-10-2004, 04:10 PM
weans out the guests at least ... now if it was a thread about the memories of changing your kids diapers ..........

Skip Towne
09-10-2004, 04:10 PM
Have you read the Bob Dole "Curly" thread? It is much better than this.

ENDelt260
09-10-2004, 04:11 PM
Have you read the ob Dole "Curly" thread? It is much better than this.
Yes. That was a poop thread for the ages, too.

Saulbadguy
09-10-2004, 04:12 PM
Raiders Raiders Raiders Raiders Raiders Raiders Raiders Raiders

Thig Lyfe
09-10-2004, 04:14 PM
Raiders Raiders Raiders Raiders Raiders Raiders Raiders Raiders

Poop thread, not raiders thread. :p

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-10-2004, 04:19 PM
Have you read the Bob Dole "Curly" thread? It is much better than this.
suck sh*t...............pun intended.

:D


Hey, I was in a hurry...and I think it's good anytime you can use "prairie dogging" in a sentence.

Skip Towne
09-10-2004, 04:28 PM
suck sh*t...............pun intended.

:D


Hey, I was in a hurry...and I think it's good anytime you can use "prairie dogging" in a sentence.
Pshaw! Iowanian uses that all the time.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-10-2004, 04:30 PM
ok mod bitch ...you know who you are......change it back.....funny, funny......yea you're hilarious.....great joke....I'll rep you for it....after you change it back.

please.

pretty please.

ENDelt260
09-10-2004, 04:31 PM
ok mod bitch ...you know who you are......change it back.....funny, funny......yea you're hilarious.....great joke....I'll rep you for it....after you change it back.

please.

pretty please.
Hahahahahahaha!

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-10-2004, 04:36 PM
Hahahahahahaha!
I hate you. You N'Sync loving fag...

Iowanian
09-10-2004, 04:57 PM
So much to learn.

The first rule of a poop thread is that you can't call it poop....You're going to have to try harder to come up with more challenging names for pinching a loaf........Other threads will give you some assistance if you'll search the archives.

that is all.