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Tuckdaddy
09-11-2004, 10:50 PM
This will be the best chance we've ever had to kill them in their own house. They have no proven asset at RB, QB or TE. Smith had 1 TD last year. We masy not know how much better the defense is yet but the odds on us kicking their azz went way up the day Portisd and Sharpe left and we got GUN back. This is our chance to murder them by 20. I hope we are up 28 nuth'in before the half.


Daddy T
Rock on freedom fighters

Count Zarth
09-11-2004, 10:52 PM
:cuss:

Ugly Duck
09-11-2004, 11:40 PM
We masy not know how much better the defense is yet You've got Gun back... your defense should exude self-confidence going into the season....

beer bacon
09-12-2004, 12:02 AM
You've got Gun back... your defense should exude self-confidence going into the season....

Did you just find/make that picture. I noticed you just posted it at the mane too :)

Ugly Duck
09-12-2004, 12:08 AM
Did you just find/make that picture. I noticed you just posted it at the mane too :)He's your new mascot.... Say... wut ever happened to that guy in the movie - I don't recall...

SNR
09-12-2004, 12:29 AM
He's your new mascot.... Say... wut ever happened to that guy in the movie - I don't recall...Played by John Cleese, who has had some of the greatest roles ever caught on film

Frazod
09-12-2004, 12:34 AM
The combined tension of waiting for the season opener that just happens to be a Donx game is about to drive me out of my f#cking mind. Add the fact that it's the late game.... :#

I was sitting at the bar tonight hoping some prick would walk in wearing a Broncos jersey so I could beat the shit out of him. Alas, I only saw Bears fans. :banghead:

DEATH TO THE VILE SCUM OF DENVER
:cuss:

WoodDraw
09-12-2004, 12:36 AM
As fun as it has been to read the 4,653 articles on Gun's attitude, I'm ready for some real football. And the Chiefs have to make up for all of my other teams sucking too.

tk13
09-12-2004, 12:36 AM
ROFL frazod is in mid-season form.

Season on!

Count Zarth
09-12-2004, 12:38 AM
The combined tension of waiting for the season opener that just happens to be a Donx game is about to drive me out of my f#cking mind. Add the fact that it's the late game.... :#

I was sitting at the bar tonight hoping some prick would walk in wearing a Broncos jersey so I could beat the shit out of him. Alas, I only saw Bears fans. :banghead:

DEATH TO THE VILE SCUM OF DENVER
:cuss:

rep

BigOlChiefsfan
09-12-2004, 08:44 AM
Here's to beating them like a bunch of rented mules.

Mile High Mania
09-12-2004, 08:54 AM
There's going to be a lot of upset folks on this board when KC walks out of Denver 0-1 tonight.

ExtremeChief
09-12-2004, 09:04 AM
There's going to be a lot of upset folks on this board when KC walks out of Denver 0-1 tonight.

Bah... KC will beat the donkey's asses, then go up into the Crisco stands and steal the fans wine and cheese.

:arrow: :arrow: :thumb:

Ari Chi3fs
09-12-2004, 09:15 AM
i wouldnt be surprised if the CHiefs actually kill a couple donkos tonight...

A couple dead donkos... thats a good start.

:thumb:

Yosef_Malkovitch
09-12-2004, 11:59 AM
Tonight cannot come soon enough. I'm trying to get some work done but all I can think about is kickoff.

KCJake
09-12-2004, 12:02 PM
I want this win so bad. If we can keep their running game under control we will win the game. I can't wait to watch Gunther's defense attack the Denver offense.(i think)

Yosef_Malkovitch
09-12-2004, 12:03 PM
I've got $20 on this game. My smartass Broncos fan buddy thinks Denver will pull out a win.

COchief
09-12-2004, 12:09 PM
Someone needs to post the classic Donk rant from years ago by some guy on the Star. Something about busting through the line and tearing Donks heads off.
Come on, Get on it!

BigOlChiefsfan
09-12-2004, 12:23 PM
It's that time of year again folks. Time for the best rant of all time as our beloved CHIEFS defeat Donkies, Yeah Baby!! Yeah!!

First I would play on the D-Line and bust through that soggy O-Line of theirs and break the legs of whatever running back is back there and then I would RIP Greasy's helmet off and stuff it down his throat and make him EAT it!! YEAH! So when he goes poo-poo he craps those little vending machine helmets only when that happens they'll be CHIEFS helmets baby!! Just a little reminder for when he comes too from being knocked out on who it was that kicked his butt baby!!!! YEAH!!!!!
THEN I would play QB and pass a 80 TD pass to myself!! While running literally over the stomach's and back's of the donkie defense I would shove my cleat down Druganowski's throst and make him EAT IT!!! Sorry Racistanowski, THAT ain't NO pep-pill going down your throat, better take something else to "keep up with ME" baby!!!!
After that I chase down the Rat and spank him like my step child for trying to believe that they had a chance against THE MIGHTY AND POWERFUL KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!!!!

so that is roughly what I would try to execute on the Chiefs behalf for a win.

THE MIGHTY AND POWERFUL KANSAS CITY CHIEFS: 76

the prissy, panty wearing donkies: 3

YEAH! YEAH!! GRRRRR!!! BRING IT ON, BABY!!!! *starts tearing mouse pad and arm of a chair apart with teeth* DONKIE GO DOWN!!!! DONKIE GO DOWN!!! *starts throwing the phone and chair, jumps violently around, throws keybo

C/O Tim Nunya....

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COchief
09-12-2004, 12:26 PM
Thank you sir, rep on the way. Not that you need any.