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redshirt32
10-10-2000, 01:02 PM
I think I'm gonna go BUG-EYED!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/eek.gif

redshirt32
10-10-2000, 01:04 PM
LONDON (Reuters) - Vigorous regular sex can make you look up to seven years younger, researchers claimed on Tuesday.

Energetic love-making can reduce fatty tissue and release endomorphins from the brain which are natural painkillers and reduce anxiety, according to the authors of a new book ``Secrets of the Superyoung.''

Edinburgh psychologist David Weeks and science writer Jamie James reached their conclusions after interviewing 95 people in Scotland who looked very young for their ages.

Research revealed that sex was a big factor in their youthful appearance.

``The significance of this factor came as a surprise,'' the authors said.

``As much as any other physical activity, sex is an important part of life for young-looking people from late adolescence or early adulthood throughout their entire lives,'' they concluded. <P>

TEX
10-10-2000, 01:21 PM
amen

have you ever noticed that most of the "researchers" on data like this look like old prunes who have't had any since al gore invented the wheel http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

Fat Homer
10-10-2000, 03:36 PM
If the Chiefs don't play soon, the video of the SD game, Denver game and Seattle game will be worn out...I've analyzed every play over and over...I think I could walk into the next coaches meeting and give them some pointers.... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

redshirt32
10-10-2000, 04:18 PM
I need football MUCH more often than I need sex...
Of course, there's nothing wrong with wanting sex... It's just that wanting and having are two different things...
But with football, it's a NEED not a want!
http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif<BR>

ROBHONDA
10-10-2000, 04:19 PM
watching football while having sex is a lot easier than watching sex while playing football.
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TEX
10-10-2000, 04:20 PM
sorry fellas,

if its the end of the world and i can see one more football game or get a poke...I am sweating to some disco music...boomchiccbowbow....<P>

redshirt32
10-10-2000, 08:21 PM
Alright, I double dog dare ya'....

How many of you have:

a) had sex while trying to watch a football game, or
b) watched a football game and tried to have sex?

I wanna see which way your priorities lay!!!
http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif

redshirt32
10-11-2000, 08:06 AM
Cowards.... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/wink.gif

DoktorSmith
10-11-2000, 08:12 AM
Fly-

Two words for you:

Half Time.

xoxo~
gaz
hoping Mrs. Gaz doesn't see this thread.

BigChiefsFan
10-11-2000, 08:25 AM
Gaz--
It takes you that long? I can usually get it in between quarters... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

Fly--
I have done both, and usually it more fun to try to watch the game while trying to do the other...however, all of the camera shots of the players don't help... Of course, it does help when the Mrs. is a football fan...it's just that I can't even get near her when the Packers play. Must be a Wisconsinite thing.

MM--
Hoping the Mrs. wasn't thinking of Favre last Sunday afternoon

DoktorSmith
10-11-2000, 08:39 AM
Mark M-

I concede that there is a place in our national defense structure for the Minuteman, but I prefer a weapon system that can deliver a consistent, sustained, multiple-warhead assault.

xoxo~
gaz
in it for the long haul.<BR>

BigChiefsFan
10-11-2000, 09:32 AM
Gaz--
ROTFLMAO!!

It's good to know I still have a place, though!

MM
Producer and Director of "Fast Times About Waist High"

BigChiefsFan
10-11-2000, 09:32 AM
Gaz--
ROTFLMAO!!

It's good to know I still have a place, though!

MM
Producer, Director and star of "Fast Times About Waist High"

WarPaint
10-11-2000, 09:38 AM
These last few posts are proof that this has been a long bye week.
Consistent, sustained multiple warhead assault? During halftime?

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Red Eyes
Chinn Up.

[b]The SitCom must die!!</B>

redshirt32
10-11-2000, 10:13 AM
Morph, how do you do a consistent MULTIPLE warhead assault during halftime!? Are you blessed in ways the rest of us aren't?! Are you related to the X-Men?! http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by TheFly (edited 10-11-2000).]

BroncoFan
10-11-2000, 10:17 AM
Gaz,
Good thing your other half don't know my other half, LOL she thought you were talking about me in that half-time comment.<P>