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Skip Towne
09-15-2004, 09:59 PM
Despite what he says about being raised with football he is a liar. Who ever heard of a Mexican football player? Taco looks exactly like the fat kid in our class that I used to beat up and steal his lunch money every day.

LVNHACK
09-15-2004, 10:00 PM
ROFL

Rausch
09-15-2004, 10:01 PM
Despite what he says about being raised with football he is a liar. Who ever heard of a Mexican football player?

Tony Munoz?

Tony Gonzales?

Skip Towne
09-15-2004, 10:02 PM
ROFL
Give me some rep then dammit.

Garcia Bronco
09-15-2004, 10:02 PM
Oh Skippy...what's that smell on your shoe?

Phobia
09-15-2004, 10:03 PM
Tony Munoz?

Tony Gonzales?
Don't take it so personally, Pablo. He, ah - how you say, make joka.

Ugly Duck
09-15-2004, 10:04 PM
Tony Gonzales?You politically correct liberals make me sick! Grow a pair, you demowimp!!

LVNHACK
09-15-2004, 10:04 PM
Give me some rep then dammit.




Skippers been in the bottle.............. ROFL

Skip Towne
09-15-2004, 10:04 PM
Tony Munoz?

Tony Gonzales?
Pretty limited isn't it?

Rausch
09-15-2004, 10:07 PM
You politically correct liberals make me sick! Grow a pair, you demowimp!!


I'm not sure if I should hold back on the neg rep because I'm sure you know, as much time as you've spent on this BB, that I'm not a dem or a lib.

But then, I think about it and KNOWING what I think about that political stance I consider nuclear-neg-rep for tossing such an insult.

:hmmm:

Pitt Gorilla
09-15-2004, 10:07 PM
Donnie Edwards?

Rausch
09-15-2004, 10:08 PM
Pretty limited isn't it?

Yeah, but they beat the Asian players 2 to 1.....

Chiefs Pantalones
09-15-2004, 10:09 PM
Donnie Edwards?

Donnie Edwards is half Tiger Woods.

Rausch
09-15-2004, 10:12 PM
Donnie Edwards is half Tiger Woods.


Tiger Woods isn't 1/2 anything, he's like 1/16th everything...

Phobia
09-15-2004, 10:13 PM
Tiger Woods isn't 1/2 anything, he's like 1/16th everything...

I think that's the point.

Pants
09-15-2004, 10:14 PM
Tiger Woods isn't 1/2 anything, he's like 1/16th everything...

Yeah, so Edwards is 1/2 of all the 1/16 that Woods is. The other half is Mexican. It's not that hard, seriously.

the Talking Can
09-15-2004, 10:15 PM
cablanasian

Rausch
09-15-2004, 10:15 PM
I think that's the point.

So do I...

Iowanian
09-15-2004, 10:16 PM
Wow.........Skip got into the tequila and felt like sticking his pecker in the bee hive tonight.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-15-2004, 10:17 PM
I think that's the point.

LOL, yeah.

Pitt Gorilla
09-15-2004, 10:17 PM
http://www.nfl.com/international/story/7241385

jspchief
09-15-2004, 10:17 PM
Yeah, so Edwards is 1/2 of all the 1/16 that Woods is. The other half is Mexican. It's not that hard, seriously.

So wait...does that mean that he's 1/32 everything? Or half of him is 1/16 everything? And if the latter, is the other half all one thing, or is it broken down into 16ths also?

Chiefs Pantalones
09-15-2004, 10:18 PM
cablanasian

Something like that... ROFL

KcMizzou
09-15-2004, 10:18 PM
That damned Skip... I make a "retard" joke, and he has to one-up me with a racial slur. :shake:

Chiefs Pantalones
09-15-2004, 10:19 PM
LOL, I feel bad. But the dude (Tiger) is a whole lot of everything. I have no idea how, but.....wow. I wonder what he wrote down on his first ever job?

jspchief
09-15-2004, 10:19 PM
That damned Skip... I make a "retard" joke, and he has to one-up me with a racial slur. :shake:

He's a topper.

Skip Towne
09-15-2004, 10:19 PM
Wow.........Skip got into the tequila and felt like sticking his pecker in the bee hive tonight.
Naw It's just time to let that little fat ****er play defense for awhile.

2bikemike
09-15-2004, 10:20 PM
Donnie Edwards is half Tiger Woods.

No he's not!

Rausch
09-15-2004, 10:21 PM
Since we're kind of on the topic (as of now) I noticed while I was in Vegas that most of the extreme-hotties were mixed something or other. And in Vegas you got EVERY kind of person. You name it.

I saw hot black/asian chicks, hot asian/latino chicks (a first for me), asian/black chicks, and a ton of white + black/asian/middle eastern.

Iowanian
09-15-2004, 10:22 PM
I'm going to bed soon, but I have a feeling that the next time I peek in here, someone is going to have kicked over that Big Tank of gas by the Fire.

Pants
09-15-2004, 10:23 PM
Since we're kind of on the topic (as of now) I noticed while I was in Vegas that most of the extreme-hotties were mixed something or other. And in Vegas you got EVERY kind of person. You name it.

I saw hot black/asian chicks, hot asian/latino chicks (a first for me), asian/black chicks, and a ton of white + black/asian/middle eastern.

Phillippinas?

2bikemike
09-15-2004, 10:24 PM
Since we're kind of on the topic (as of now) I noticed while I was in Vegas that most of the extreme-hotties were mixed something or other. And in Vegas you got EVERY kind of person. You name it.

I saw hot black/asian chicks, hot asian/latino chicks (a first for me), asian/black chicks, and a ton of white + black/asian/middle eastern.

I used to have a friend who was half Japanese and Half white. Man she was smoking hot.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-15-2004, 10:24 PM
No he's not!

:shrug:

Chiefs Pantalones
09-15-2004, 10:25 PM
Naw It's just time to let that little fat ****er play defense for awhile.

Because we sure aren't playing any.

One for the team...

Rausch
09-15-2004, 10:25 PM
I'm going to bed soon, but I have a feeling that the next time I peek in here, someone is going to have kicked over that Big Tank of gas by the Fire.

Gimme' a minute...

Boozer
09-15-2004, 10:26 PM
Since we're kind of on the topic (as of now) I noticed while I was in Vegas that most of the extreme-hotties were mixed something or other. And in Vegas you got EVERY kind of person. You name it.

I saw hot black/asian chicks, hot asian/latino chicks (a first for me), asian/black chicks, and a ton of white + black/asian/middle eastern.

After a trip to Ireland a few years ago, I'm convinced that "pure-bred" chicks are generally not all that hot...at least pure-Irish chicks aren't. (My Korean girlfriend excepted).

KcMizzou
09-15-2004, 10:26 PM
I'm going to bed soon, but I have a feeling that the next time I peek in here, someone is going to have kicked over that Big Tank of gas by the Fire. Yeah... this will eventually get ugly.

KcMizzou
09-15-2004, 10:27 PM
(My Korean girlfriend excepted). You're my hero.

Skip Towne
09-15-2004, 10:27 PM
I'm going to bed soon, but I have a feeling that the next time I peek in here, someone is going to have kicked over that Big Tank of gas by the Fire.
Of course, why do you think I started this thread? I can't wait till Taco sees it.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-15-2004, 10:28 PM
Gimme' a minute...

ROFL sweet

Chiefs Pantalones
09-15-2004, 10:29 PM
After a trip to Ireland a few years ago, I'm convinced that "pure-bred" chicks are generally not all that hot...at least pure-Irish chicks aren't. (My Korean girlfriend excepted).

Is it true that Korean chicks are panthers in the sack?

Phobia
09-15-2004, 10:31 PM
Is it true that Korean chicks are panthers in the sack?

Pure myth. That is, unless Boozer's gf is an exception.

Boozer
09-15-2004, 10:32 PM
You're my hero.

Thanks.

KHinz57
09-15-2004, 10:32 PM
There's a difference between latino's and mixed people, Tony Gonzalez is mixed. You know how? Latino don't have afros! Tony does! Just because he has a mexican last name doesn't necessary mean he is mexican. Orlando Hernandez and Alex Rodriguez come to mind as an example.

Boozer
09-15-2004, 10:32 PM
Pure myth. That is, unless Boozer's gf is an exception.

I takes what I can gets. No complaints here.
:thumb:

Ugly Duck
09-15-2004, 10:33 PM
I used to have a friend who was half Japanese and Half white. Man she was smoking hot.Japan has an interesting history with reference to the "pure-bred" issue. Its an Island and the ancients used to kill any foreigner that set foot on it. Nobody had a chance to mix their genes into the Japanese strain for a long, long time. In this particular case, there's a lot to be said about a relationship between hotness and pure-brededness. But I'm sho nuff too dang shy to say it.

Iowanian
09-15-2004, 10:34 PM
Now Heinz is here.............. This is going to get uglier.

Racial Meltdown in 3......2......

Rausch
09-15-2004, 10:36 PM
You're my hero.

Correct usage of you're/your is immediate rep...

Chiefs Pantalones
09-15-2004, 10:36 PM
Pure myth. That is, unless Boozer's gf is an exception.

Should someone start a poll?

Phobia
09-15-2004, 10:37 PM
There's a difference between latino's and mixed people, Tony Gonzalez is mixed. You know how? Latino don't have afros!

Dude, you've got to be one of the most racially ignorant people in the entire world. You should just shut up in racially charged conversations because you just don't know.

Count Zarth
09-15-2004, 10:37 PM
I have many black friends.

tk13
09-15-2004, 10:37 PM
Correct usage of you're/your is immediate rep...
You're a kind man... not that I'd be sucking up to get some of your rep or anything.

Rausch
09-15-2004, 10:39 PM
I have many black friends.

Not as many as your sister... :)

Ugly Duck
09-15-2004, 10:40 PM
I have many black friends.Dude, I went to a high school that had a black guy in attendance. I am like, so much hipper than you. I can shuck, I can jive... I remember all that stuff.

Count Zarth
09-15-2004, 10:40 PM
Not as many as your sister... :)

How do you know they aren't mutual?

KcMizzou
09-15-2004, 10:40 PM
You're a kind man... not that I'd be sucking up to get some of your rep or anything. Hell, get it while the gettin's good.

Iowanian
09-15-2004, 10:40 PM
I'll bet the Aryan Heinz looks like Newman.........before his recent discovery of diet and weights.

KcMizzou
09-15-2004, 10:41 PM
Dude, I went to a high school that had a black guy in attendance. I am like, so much hipper than you. I can shuck, I can jive... I remember all that stuff.

"I was born a poor black child...."

"Mama! I've got soul!!!"

ENDelt260
09-15-2004, 10:41 PM
That damned Skip... I make a "retard" joke, and he has to one-up me with a racial slur. :shake:
Racial slur? I missed it. Which one did he use?

Ohhh... I hope it was something creative.

Phobia
09-15-2004, 10:42 PM
How do you know they aren't mutual?

So you finally got up the nerve to join the party, huh? Does it hurt?

Jenson71
09-15-2004, 10:42 PM
Actually, Taco's real name is Issak. He's Jewish. He's a Mexican Jew.

Count Zarth
09-15-2004, 10:43 PM
So you finally got up the nerve to join the party, huh? Does it hurt?

I just run the camera.

ENDelt260
09-15-2004, 10:43 PM
Since we're kind of on the topic (as of now) I noticed while I was in Vegas that most of the extreme-hotties were mixed something or other. And in Vegas you got EVERY kind of person. You name it.

I saw hot black/asian chicks, hot asian/latino chicks (a first for me), asian/black chicks, and a ton of white + black/asian/middle eastern.
You'll notice... Asian is part of all those mixes.

And, of course, all those Asians' nametags say, "Nevada".

Bullshit. I know you're from Vietnam. Quit pretending.

Rausch
09-15-2004, 10:43 PM
So you finally got up the nerve to join the party, huh? Does it hurt?

Beaten to the punch.... :banghead:

Ugly Duck
09-15-2004, 10:44 PM
Actually, Taco's real name is Issak. He's Jewish. He's a Mexican Jew.Really?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

KHinz57
09-15-2004, 10:44 PM
Yeah, I knew I shouldn't have posted that. And you're absolutely right, anything topic involving race really shouldn't include my input. Don't blame me, it's just how I was raised and the people and community and school I grew up in. But I was right about Jamal Lewis!

Count Zarth
09-15-2004, 10:45 PM
This thread has definite hall of fame potential. It's like a history of Chiefsplanet smorgasboard.

ENDelt260
09-15-2004, 10:45 PM
Phillippinas?
"You show me a Latino who can't dance, and I'll show you a Filipino!"

--Dave Attell.

FTR... I've known two Filipino women in my life. I wanted to bang both of them... but, of course, failed. Because I suck.

Jenson71
09-15-2004, 10:45 PM
Really?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

I'm serious.

(Except for the Jew part. I just made that up. But it is possible.)

Chiefs Pantalones
09-15-2004, 10:45 PM
White guy- Sup, dude.

Black guy- nothing

White guy- That's good music! I can move, yo!

Black guy- What?

White guy- I can dance! I watch BET.



A real conversation between two of my dumbass friends ROFL

Skip Towne
09-15-2004, 10:45 PM
After a trip to Ireland a few years ago, I'm convinced that "pure-bred" chicks are generally not all that hot...at least pure-Irish chicks aren't. (My Korean girlfriend excepted).
Boozer got a lot luckier than I did. I spent an entire year over there in 1968 and "knew many of those Korean girls in the biblical sense" and never saw a "hot" one. They all have slanted eyes, flat asses and no boobs. But I was only there for a year so I could be wrong.

ENDelt260
09-15-2004, 10:46 PM
After a trip to Ireland a few years ago, I'm convinced that "pure-bred" chicks are generally not all that hot...at least pure-Irish chicks aren't. (My Korean girlfriend excepted).
Did you ever use the... "Got a little Irish in ya? Want a whole lot more?"

I mean... it's probably too late now. I really should've said something earlier. My bad.

Rausch
09-15-2004, 10:47 PM
I'm serious.

(Except for the Jew part. I just made that up. But it is possible.)

I think it's also possible that a lot of Latinos are Catholic...

KcMizzou
09-15-2004, 10:47 PM
I wanted to bang both of them... but, of course, failed. Because I suck. ROFL

I can relate.

ENDelt260
09-15-2004, 10:48 PM
There's a difference between latino's and mixed people, Tony Gonzalez is mixed. You know how? Latino don't have afros! Tony does! Just because he has a mexican last name doesn't necessary mean he is mexican. Orlando Hernandez and Alex Rodriguez come to mind as an example.
Sweet. KHinz is EXACTLY what this thread needed.

I can't WAIT to see where it goes from here.


Next you're gonna tell me Shaquille O'Neal isn't "Black Irish"

Jenson71
09-15-2004, 10:48 PM
I think it's also possible that a lot of Latinos are Catholic...

Still, there's always a few rebels. Or maybe Taco had a spiritual vision of a rabbi.

ENDelt260
09-15-2004, 10:49 PM
I have many black friends.
We all know damn good and well we could drop the word black from that sentence and it would still be untrue.

ENDelt260
09-15-2004, 10:50 PM
Not as many as your sister... :)
Ha!

You win.

Ugly Duck
09-15-2004, 10:50 PM
I'm serious. Except for the Jew part. I just made that up.Thas OK... thas enough evidence for me to take it as fact. Taco is a Jew.

Count Zarth
09-15-2004, 10:51 PM
We all know damn good and well we could drop the word black from that sentence and it would still be untrue.

You're right. I have TOO many friends, period. They're always hanging around asking for favors and money.

OldTownChief
09-15-2004, 10:52 PM
I gonna crack another beer and lean back in my chair

Chiefs Pantalones
09-15-2004, 10:52 PM
Thas OK... thas enough evidence for me to take it as fact. Taco is a Jew.

Not so sure about that...


Poll? ROFL

Phobia
09-15-2004, 10:53 PM
Yeah, I knew I shouldn't have posted that. And you're absolutely right, anything topic involving race really shouldn't include my input. Don't blame me, it's just how I was raised and the people and community and school I grew up in. But I was right about Jamal Lewis!

I can relate. I was raised in a town with one black family. I was as ignorant as the next guy. Hated blacks for most of my early 20's because my only exposure to them was about 50 punks in the Marines. I got over it. You will too. If you want to.

ENDelt260
09-15-2004, 10:53 PM
You're right. I have TOO many friends, period. They're always hanging around asking for favors and money.
Your Real Doll costing $2,000 doesn't count as a "friend asking for money"

Count Zarth
09-15-2004, 10:54 PM
Your Real Doll costing $2,000 doesn't count as a "friend asking for money"

I should have never posted that link.

Phobia
09-15-2004, 10:56 PM
I should have never posted that link.

You should have never posted about 50% of what you do post.

Skip Towne
09-15-2004, 10:56 PM
Hey, this thread was aimed at Taco and I really had no idea it would have the legs it does but .....I'm...old..and about....to...go...to...zzzzzzzzz.

OldTownChief
09-15-2004, 10:57 PM
I can relate. I was raised in a town with one black family. I was as ignorant as the next guy. Hated blacks for most of my early 20's because my only exposure to them was about 50 punks in the Marines. I got over it. You will too. If you want to.

From what I read in the thread the other night.....He doesn't want to even try to.

Count Zarth
09-15-2004, 10:58 PM
You should have never posted about 50% of what you do post.

The Hall of Classics wouldn't be quite so entertaining then, would it?

I never did find out if there really WERE people having sex in my house.

Ugly Duck
09-15-2004, 10:58 PM
You should have never posted about 50% of what you do post.Phob... did you know that Taco is Jewish?

Not that there's anything wrong with that - it just surprised me a bit. What with a name like "Taco" and all... it just surprised me.

KcMizzou
09-15-2004, 10:58 PM
Hey, this thread was aimed at Taco and I really had no idea it would have the legs it does but .....I'm...old..and about....to...go...to...zzzzzzzzz. ROFL Yeah... if you wanna get someone pissed off... post it in the day time. Hell, I did that today, and I didn't even mean to. The "night crew" is pretty laid back....

ENDelt260
09-15-2004, 11:01 PM
Actually, IIRC, Taco is "Czech-Mex"... which while close to Chex Mix, isn't quite as catchy as Freddy Prinze's "Hunga-Rican"

ChiefsFanatic
09-15-2004, 11:01 PM
Tony Munoz?

Tony Gonzales?

I didn't read through the whole thread, but did anyone mention Manny Fernandez?

ENDelt260
09-15-2004, 11:03 PM
I didn't read through the whole thread, but did anyone mention Manny Fernandez?
I have no idea what this post says. I just keep seeing pink lingerie.

Iowanian
09-15-2004, 11:03 PM
GC........In the spirit of the cultural educational material in this thread........I think it would be acceptable for you to pay that lost bet to 37, in Pesos.

Phobia
09-15-2004, 11:04 PM
The Hall of Classics wouldn't be quite so entertaining then, would it?

Um - we're not really laughing WITH you, we're laughing AT you. Big, big difference.

ENDelt260
09-15-2004, 11:05 PM
I once tried to pay a pizza man in pesos.

He wasn't amused.

ENDelt260
09-15-2004, 11:05 PM
Um - we're not really laughing WITH you, we're laughing AT you. Big, big difference.
Hey, as long as we benefit.

KHinz57
09-15-2004, 11:05 PM
I can relate. I was raised in a town with one black family. I was as ignorant as the next guy. Hated blacks for most of my early 20's because my only exposure to them was about 50 punks in the Marines. I got over it. You will too. If you want to.

Well atleast you understand and can relate to where I am coming from so I don't seem like a Nazi. I am getting over it, as I am associating myself with more minorities. Here in Overland Park it's mainly Indians from like India taking over. I know I'm ignorant when it comes to that, and it's tough to stay out of the topic because of my opinions growing up. I still despise those druggie rapist we see on TV. Which is why I take my hatred from those bastards and associate it with common good people. I'm working on it.

Phobia
09-15-2004, 11:07 PM
From what I read in the thread the other night.....He doesn't want to even try to.

I think he does. Why else would he acknowledge his ignorance and put it on the way he was raised? He's not a bad guy, and he's a big Chiefs fan. I think he'll be alright. It takes a long time to get through the ignorant stages of life. Wisdom is a struggle.

Taco John
09-15-2004, 11:09 PM
Skip was really excited about the new assault weapon he bought. Holding that cold, hard deadly steel gave him a headrush that put a streak of confidence in him like he never felt before. Having so much gun power in his hands gave him a rush of bravery and Skip decided that he was going to finally go bear hunting.

With his AK-47 in tow, Skip flew up to Alaska in search of bears. After a week in the wilderness, he spots a small black bear fishing along the edge of a stream.

RATTATATTATATTATATTATATTATATTA...

Bravely, Skip unloaded his clip into the black bear, who fell dead into the river. Reaching for his hunting knife, Skip felt a tap on his shoulder. Above him towered a large black bear.

"That was a big mistake, Skip... A BIG mistake," the bear boomed out as Skip trembled, helpless now that his gun had been discharged. "That bear was my wife and I'm getting ready for hibernation. I'm horny as hell and there are no female bears for miles! The way I see it, you've got two choices Skip. Either I maul you to death, or you drop trau and submit to some rough wilderness bear sex."

Before the bear could get the sentance out of his mouth, Skip had already started unbuttoning, and getting in position. He knew that getting mauled would mean death, and hoped to come out of this with his life, even if it was at the cost of his dignity.

That night in his cabin, while sleeping on his stomach, Skip vowed revenge.

Four days later, as the soreness died down, Skip loaded a new clip and went out in search of the sodomizing black bear. He followed paw prints in the snow for the better part of the day, when over the hill he spotted the black bear who had riden him like a fat, hairy guy on a Harley. Skip took aim and unloaded the AK-47 into the large black bear, screaming revenge at the top of his lungs.

As Skip stood over the bloody pulp of a carcass, he felt a tap on his shoulder!

"ROAR!" said a giant Grizzly Bear with a bit of a lisp. "You just shot the guy I was having sex with on the side. ROAR!" The lispy bear was pissed off. "Do you have any idea how blue bear balls can get this time of year!? I'd maul you right here if I didn't need to fix this problem!"

Skip knew what to do. Before the angry Grizzly could say another word, Skip was in position and ready for another go-around. Poor Skip experienced the roughest, most pissed off Grizzly sodomy that could be imagined. Afterward, the Grizzly gave Skip a hard tap on the ass and sent him on his way without so much as a thank you.

Limping his way back to the cabin, Skip vowed revenge on that mean ol' gay Grizzly bear.

A week later, Skip's anger at the humiliating experience outweighed his soreness, and he loaded his clip again. Skip limped his way through snow drift after snowdrift, following a set of Grizzly tracks up north. And after two days and two nights, he finally caught up with the gay grizzly.

"God damn youze all to hell," Skip shrieked at the top of his lungs as he unloaded his assault rifle into the Grizzly, who started to charge Skip but couldn't overcome the wave after wave of hot lead piercing his hide. Helpless to the charge and bleeding from a hundred different wounds, the Grizzly gave up the ghost...

"Yes!" Skip proclaimed, as he savored the revenge.

Just then, Skip feels another tap on his shoulder.

Skip turned around to see the biggest, gayest, limp-wristed-est polar bear he could possibly imagine.

"Admit it, Skip," lisped the giant bear. "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

Count Zarth
09-15-2004, 11:11 PM
Um - we're not really laughing WITH you, we're laughing AT you. Big, big difference.

Oh, I know. I don't mind laughing at myself though.

Count Zarth
09-15-2004, 11:14 PM
Skip was really excited about the new assault weapon he bought. Holding that cold, hard deadly steel gave him a headrush that put a streak of confidence in him like he never felt before. Having so much gun power in his hands gave him a rush of bravery and Skip decided that he was going to finally go bear hunting.

With his AK-47 in tow, Skip flew up to Alaska in search of bears. After a week in the wilderness, he spots a small black bear fishing along the edge of a stream.

RATTATATTATATTATATTATATTATATTA...

Bravely, Skip unloaded his clip into the black bear, who fell dead into the river. Reaching for his hunting knife, Skip felt a tap on his shoulder. Above him towered a large black bear.

"That was a big mistake, Skip... A BIG mistake," the bear boomed out as Skip trembled, helpless now that his gun had been discharged. "That bear was my wife and I'm getting ready for hibernation. I'm horny as hell and there are no female bears for miles! The way I see it, you've got two choices Skip. Either I maul you to death, or you drop trau and submit to some rough wilderness bear sex."

Before the bear could get the sentance out of his mouth, Skip had already started unbuttoning, and getting in position. He knew that getting mauled would mean death, and hoped to come out of this with his life, even if it was at the cost of his dignity.

That night in his cabin, while sleeping on his stomach, Skip vowed revenge.

Four days later, as the soreness died down, Skip loaded a new clip and went out in search of the sodomizing black bear. He followed paw prints in the snow for the better part of the day, when over the hill he spotted the black bear who had riden him like a fat, hairy guy on a Harley. Skip took aim and unloaded the AK-47 into the large black bear, screaming revenge at the top of his lungs.

As Skip stood over the bloody pulp of a carcass, he felt a tap on his shoulder!

"ROAR!" said a giant Grizzly Bear with a bit of a lisp. "You just shot the guy I was having sex with on the side. ROAR!" The lispy bear was pissed off. "Do you have any idea how blue bear balls can get this time of year!? I'd maul you right here if I didn't need to fix this problem!"

Skip knew what to do. Before the angry Grizzly could say another word, Skip was in position and ready for another go-around. Poor Skip experienced the roughest, most pissed off Grizzly sodomy that could be imagined. Afterward, the Grizzly gave Skip a hard tap on the ass and sent him on his way without so much as a thank you.

Limping his way back to the cabin, Skip vowed revenge on that mean ol' gay Grizzly bear.

A week later, Skip's anger at the humiliating experience outweighed his soreness, and he loaded his clip again. Skip limped his way through snow drift after snowdrift, following a set of Grizzly tracks up north. And after two days and two nights, he finally caught up with the gay grizzly.

"God damn youze all to hell," Skip shrieked at the top of his lungs as he unloaded his assault rifle into the Grizzly, who started to charge Skip but couldn't overcome the wave after wave of hot lead piercing his hide. Helpless to the charge and bleeding from a hundred different wounds, the Grizzly gave up the ghost...

"Yes!" Skip proclaimed, as he savored the revenge.

Just then, Skip feels another tap on his shoulder.

Skip turned around to see the biggest, gayest, limp-wristed-est polar bear he could possibly imagine.

"Admit it, Skip," lisped the giant bear. "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

Old, but good.

KcMizzou
09-15-2004, 11:16 PM
I still despise those druggie rapist we see on TV. Which is why I take my hatred from those bastards and associate it with common good people. I'm working on it. Wow... How hard is it?

Seriously, how backwards do you have to be to be a racist these days?

I grew up in a small town too. My grandparents (on my dad's side) were what I'd call "racist" My parents weren't. The first black guy I met was a co-worker. I was 17, working at a car dealership. There were two brothers (no pun intended)... Ronnell and Greg. They were two of the funniest and most entertaining guys I've ever met.

I remember the first day I met Ronnell... he told me his name... and being a sheltered white kid I said, "Huh? Ronnie?" He laughed and said, "Yeah, that'll work."

|Zach|
09-15-2004, 11:17 PM
I made the best pasta tonight...a little alfredo sauce. Magnificant.

David.
09-15-2004, 11:20 PM
I left after the Tony Munoz Tony Gonzalez comment, someone update me. NOW!

Phobia
09-15-2004, 11:22 PM
Wow... How hard is it?

Seriously, how backwards do you have to be to be a racist these days?

I grew up in a small town too. My grandparents (on my dad's side) were what I'd call "racist" My parents weren't. The first black guy I met was a co-worker. I was 17, working at a car dealership. There were two brothers (no pun intended)... Ronnell and Greg. They were two of the funniest and most entertaining guys I've ever met.

I remember the first day I met Ronnell... he told me his name... and being a sheltered white kid I said, "Huh? Ronnie?" He laughed and said, "Yeah, that'll work."

It's good that your first exposure was positive. His wasn't. Mine wasn't. It is difficult to defeat that predisposed notion you have of a certain race because of negative experiences with a few of them.

Phobia
09-15-2004, 11:22 PM
I left after the Tony Munoz Tony Gonzalez comment, someone update me. NOW!
You missed all the best hookers on John appreciation night. Too bad.

Count Zarth
09-15-2004, 11:26 PM
I made the best pasta tonight...a little alfredo sauce. Magnificant.

Real or microwave?

|Zach|
09-15-2004, 11:27 PM
Real or microwave?
Real...I actully did a lil cooking.

2bikemike
09-15-2004, 11:30 PM
Real...I actully did a lil cooking.

What kinda Pasta did you use. I made a little Rotelle tonight. It was not colored Rotelle it was just white. Does that make me racist?

Count Zarth
09-15-2004, 11:31 PM
Real...I actully did a lil cooking.

I make a lean pocket to die for.

KcMizzou
09-15-2004, 11:31 PM
What kinda Pasta did you use. I made a little Rotelle tonight. It was not colored Rotelle it was just white. Does that make me racist? ROFL Yes. Yes, it does.

|Zach|
09-15-2004, 11:31 PM
What kinda Pasta did you use. I made a little Rotelle tonight. It was not colored Rotelle it was just white. Does that make me racist?
Digiorno 3 cheese tortelini...

|Zach|
09-15-2004, 11:32 PM
I make a lean pocket to die for.
I have never enjoyed any of the "pocket" foods...pizza...lean...

They just never tasted good to me...i used to get these little sausage biscut things that were good in the microwave a long time ago.

Ugly Duck
09-15-2004, 11:36 PM
Old, but good.There's a moral to that story. I dunno what it is, but Taco wouldn't just pick that one out of the blue unless it had some kind of meaning regarding this thread. But I just dunno what it is...

2bikemike
09-15-2004, 11:36 PM
Digiorno 3 cheese tortelini...

Sounds tasty.

David.
09-15-2004, 11:44 PM
I'm starving now :(

|Zach|
09-15-2004, 11:48 PM
I'm starving now :(
Dude, go to El Rancho...it is a 24 hour Mexican place in Columbia...its really really good.

David.
09-15-2004, 11:49 PM
Dude, go to El Rancho...it is a 24 hour Mexican place in Columbia...its really really good.

no car, and my roommate is asleep. I'll just have to wait until morning.

KcMizzou
09-15-2004, 11:51 PM
no car, and my roommate is asleep. I'll just have to wait until morning. I know you have some Ramen or some Pop-Tarts. You're a college student, for God's sake.

|Zach|
09-15-2004, 11:51 PM
no car, and my roommate is asleep. I'll just have to wait until morning.
How are those luxorious MU dorms treating you... ROFL

David.
09-15-2004, 11:53 PM
How are those luxorious MU dorms treating you... ROFL

dude, I got in the new dorms, they are great. Everyone who comes from the other dorms are like "Wow, it's like a hotel in here" it costs like 1000 dollars more. But it's worth it. Especially the private bathrooms. They're great.

|Zach|
09-15-2004, 11:55 PM
dude, I got in the new dorms, they are great. Everyone who comes from the other dorms are like "Wow, it's like a hotel in here" it costs like 1000 dollars more. But it's worth it. Especially the private bathrooms. They're great.
Got in the new ones huh?

I haven't seen those...I stayed in some of the older ones with some of my buddies last year and it was tight fit. Made the SMS dorms seem like the Waldorf.

David.
09-15-2004, 11:57 PM
Got in the new ones huh?

I haven't seen those...I stayed in some of the older ones with some of my buddies last year and it was tight fit. Made the SMS dorms seem like the Waldorf.

yeah, the older dorms are terrible. About half the size of ours, with paint peeling off the walls, and pretty much the whole place falling apart. Are the SMS ones nice? I got a couple friends who are going there, but they haven't mentioned it.

Ari Chi3fs
09-16-2004, 01:17 AM
I just run the camera.

lmao... i was watching Da Ali G show today on HBO On Demand... :) and he was doing a Borat Skit where he interviews these wine connouissers, and asks them if they want to see a picture of his sister.

He brings out a few poloraids... the first couple she is just looking all hot, the next one she is in her bra and panties with his cock in her hand, and the next she is riding him. They all start busting up laughing saying that isnt his sister, he is like, yes it is, we were just pretending to be married.

I get the feeling JBret tries this also. heh.

Booyakasha!!

Pants
09-16-2004, 01:26 AM
I own first season on DVD.

Rep to you for rekognizin. Big up. Respek.

Ari Chi3fs
09-16-2004, 01:41 AM
I own first season on DVD.

Rep to you for rekognizin. Big up. Respek.
Big Up Yo'self.

YEah I downloaded a couple of his movies like 2 years ago from Kazaa... that dudes schtick just doesnt get old to me. People whom he interviews just dont get it, and that PWNS me.

Pants
09-16-2004, 01:50 AM
Yo, dat is one wicked most bestets atavar or wo-eva, aiii.

Ari Chi3fs
09-16-2004, 01:58 AM
dis is da wickedest atavar or wo-eva dat i could come up geeza. im glad dat yous dig, i tink dat it is real wicked. chiefs is goin to da superbowl, so lets celebrate wiv a spliff.

BigRedChief
09-16-2004, 05:41 AM
Give me some rep then dammit.

Rep whore alert :harumph:

htismaqe
09-16-2004, 08:24 AM
I can relate. I was raised in a town with one black family. I was as ignorant as the next guy. Hated blacks for most of my early 20's because my only exposure to them was about 50 punks in the Marines. I got over it. You will too. If you want to.

Interesting.

Because that town has a fair share of African Americans now, and lots of Latinos too, of course.

It's quite a bit more diverse than the rest of the small towns around here, except for Perry and Osceola, or wherever else they have big packing plants.

cmh6476
09-16-2004, 09:13 AM
He, ah - how you say, make joka.
hace broma :thumb:

Iowanian
09-16-2004, 09:31 AM
Didn't the Seahags have a player named Taco Wallace?

living vicariously

ChiefsFanatic
09-16-2004, 11:38 AM
I don't know if this has been said, but I heard that Jeff Garcia had some mexican in him...........






I also heard that he was half irish, half mexican.

KC Kings
09-16-2004, 12:06 PM
Thas OK... thas enough evidence for me to take it as fact. Taco is a Jew.

If that were true there would be a membership fee and a cost per post on the Orage Mane.



If there were no Mexicans/Latinos in football, there were be a lot less field goals kicked.

Calcountry
09-16-2004, 12:12 PM
Yeah, but they beat the Asian players 2 to 1.....
Dat Ngyen of Dallas

Calcountry
09-16-2004, 12:14 PM
Tiger Woods isn't 1/2 anything, he's like 1/16th everything...
Kind of like me eh?

maybe a sixteenth some kind of redskin, a lot of sixteenthts of Northern Europe, but the best part is that a 16th of me must be Black. ROFL.

Calcountry
09-16-2004, 12:20 PM
Sweet. KHinz is EXACTLY what this thread needed.

I can't WAIT to see where it goes from here.


Next you're gonna tell me Shaquille O'Neal isn't "Black Irish"
It does mean that the Daddy is of that lineage though???

Mark M
09-16-2004, 12:26 PM
... but the best part is that a 16th of me must be Black. ROFL.
You mean the 1/16th of an inch is black?

You might wanna get that checked.

MM
~~:spock: