09-16-2004, 12:45 AM
WTF? I was about just flipping around on the TV and wandered across some sort of music award show. Celine Dion was getting an award with a big fake diamond attached to it. I think they called it the Diamond Award. Anyway, right when I turned it over to the channel, she was scatting. I mean, she was doing the whole,"Beedle dee doop, doo wah diddle doo wop. Diddle doo doo wop diddle doo doo zippity boo wop" crap that jazz singers used to do before someone made them all stop. For God's sake someone must stop her. This is horrible. How can she be allowed to do this crap on TV? I'm seriously scarred now and I think I have to go drink some booze to forget it ever happened. Isn't there anything that can be done about this? She was scatting for Christ's sake! Scatting! Make it stop. Sinatra's got to be rolling over in his grave right now.