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BIG_DADDY
09-16-2004, 11:22 AM
This could really be fun for those of you that don't have soft under bellies and are not light in the loafers. Every day I will post a new person to roast starting today with myself. I will then work down the list from the largest poster on down. All you yellow bellied candy ass wussies out there who identify yourself as not wanting to be roasted previous to your name being posted will put you on list so you will be spared the flogging by the meanies here at the planet.

Rain Man
09-16-2004, 11:23 AM
This is the stupidest thread ever. It only makes sense that it was started by the stupidest poster ever.


(Just trying to get you off to a good start, BD.)

BIG_DADDY
09-16-2004, 11:23 AM
Roast is on me. Before any of you say anything I just want to say FU weasles. nlm

Mark M
09-16-2004, 11:24 AM
Why exactly do they call you BIG_DADDY when, in fact, you're hung like a 6-year old who just got out of a cold pool?

MM
~~:spock:

Mark M
09-16-2004, 11:25 AM
Oh yeah ... and your mother's a whore.

MM
~~:p

BIG_DADDY
09-16-2004, 11:25 AM
We can start with whoever and work our way from the top on down, it just seemed like fun. I figured I would start on me so people wouldn't think I was picking on someone again. OK Rainman you pick the starter and we will work our way on down from there starting with Rauch.

BIG_DADDY
09-16-2004, 11:26 AM
Why exactly do they call you BIG_DADDY when, in fact, you're hung like a 6-year old who just got out of a cold pool?

MM
~~:spock:

Nice. :thumb:

seclark
09-16-2004, 11:26 AM
Oh yeah ... and your mother's a whore.

MM
~~:p
hey bd...would you be so kind as to introduce me to your mother?
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ROYC75
09-16-2004, 11:27 AM
Damn, that's like asking for the big weennie BIG Daddy ! Is this why they call you Big ? You like em Big ?

Dreading my day...I already have been roasted by you basturds once this year !

Bob Dole
09-16-2004, 11:29 AM
Why exactly do they call you BIG_DADDY when, in fact, you're hung like a 6-year old who just got out of a cold pool?

MM
~~:spock:

Strange. His wife claimed he was hung like a chigger.

It was pretty funny to see Mr. Kung Fu stick his lower lip out and hear his voice rise a full octave as he proclaimed, "But...but when it's hard, I'm hung like a mosquito!"

BIG_DADDY
09-16-2004, 11:29 AM
Damn, that's like asking for the big weennie BIG Daddy ! Is this why they call you Big ? You like em Big ?

Dreading my day...I already have been roasted by you basturds once this year !

It's one of those things like calling some giant Tiny.

Rain Man
09-16-2004, 11:30 AM
You know why BD moved to California? The girls in bikinis, you say? Nope. The parades in San Francisco? Nope. Easy access to steroid labs? Nope. You may be surprised to learn this, but BD is actually an illegal immigrant who welches off of hardworking taxpayers.

Mark M
09-16-2004, 11:33 AM
hey bd...would you be so kind as to introduce me to your mother?
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MM
~~ROFL

Chiefnj
09-16-2004, 11:36 AM
I'll toss in two.

What do Big Daddy and Preparation H have in common?
They're both stuck up a$$holes.

I remember this one time Big Daddy was trying to correct me and I said to myself "Do I go to his night job and slap the cock out of his mouth and tell him he's doing it all wrong?"

Thank you, try the veal.

jiveturkey
09-16-2004, 11:36 AM
What do you call a tall guy named Troy that lives near San Fran and likes to wear leather?




Gay...




and dumb.

KCWolfman
09-16-2004, 11:46 AM
We can start with whoever and work our way from the top on down, it just seemed like fun. I figured I would start on me so people wouldn't think I was picking on someone again. OK Rainman you pick the starter and we will work our way on down from there starting with Rauch.
I passed Brad a couple of weeks ago, and ENDelt has probably passed me by now.

That is the problem with people like BIG_DADDY, math was never an issue as they figure in their career the McDonald's cash register will count the change for them.

But what can you say about a man that is admired and loved by everyone? Why waste time, we are talking about Big Daddy, here. Don't get me wrong, there is no middle ground with BD, you either hate him or detest him. And keep in mind, he is a colorful man - green with envy and a yellow streak running down his back.

As I give homage to BD, I am glad it is on the internet, so I don't have to look into the faces of most of you reading - but believe me, most of you need your faces looked into. Let me drop the name of a good surgeon before I leave.

In closing, I must admit that some people believe Big Daddy to be a character, a wit, and a charming person. Some people also believe that the raiduhs will sell out a game and the Easter Bunny is real.

Good night everyone, and remember to try the salmon.

Dartgod
09-16-2004, 11:49 AM
You like...uhhhh....suck or something??

http://www.jograham.com/animgall/toons/people/beavis/bandb.gif

|Zach|
09-16-2004, 11:53 AM
Good night everyone, and remember to try the salmon.
ROFL There is a 2 'o' clock show totally different from the first one!

Rain Man
09-16-2004, 12:24 PM
Big Daddy is so unpopular that he has to hang a burglar around his neck just to get his pit bull to play with him.

seclark
09-16-2004, 12:29 PM
q: do you know why bd eats his sushi w/o any pants on?


a: keeps the flies off the sushi
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|Zach|
09-16-2004, 12:31 PM
I have only heard 2nd hand accounts of people being with BD's mother...

ENDelt said it was like eating sushi off of a barber shop floor.

Calcountry
09-16-2004, 12:37 PM
hey bd...would you be so kind as to introduce me to your mother?
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Isn't she that same chick they were rolling in the DC forum, Susan Estrich?

Calcountry
09-16-2004, 12:43 PM
Big D talked a lot of smack in the Gaming thread, and he like fuggin shanked it in week one. Hows your game Bud?

I was 5-2-1, and I abhore the EVILS of gambling, ROFL. Hey, I can't get too rude to him, I mean, I have already invited myself over to his house.

SECTION11
09-16-2004, 12:55 PM
Dumbhead jerkface.

BIG_DADDY
09-16-2004, 12:59 PM
q: do you know why bd eats his sushi w/o any pants on?


a: keeps the flies off the sushi
sec

ROFL

That's original, nice work.

Scaga
09-16-2004, 01:06 PM
With most people, the left side of your brain does some things, and the right side does others. In B/Ds case, however, neither side seems to do a whole lot.

Lightning Rod
09-16-2004, 01:14 PM
What can I say Big daddy? It seems that we often disagree on things and, I'd like to see things from your point of view but, I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. To be fair though, Big Daddy much like his doggies, doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. Of course big Daddy doesn’t know the meaning of lots of words.

BIG_DADDY
09-16-2004, 02:31 PM
I passed Brad a couple of weeks ago, and ENDelt has probably passed me by now.

That is the problem with people like BIG_DADDY, math was never an issue as they figure in their career the McDonald's cash register will count the change for them.

But what can you say about a man that is admired and loved by everyone? Why waste time, we are talking about Big Daddy, here. Don't get me wrong, there is no middle ground with BD, you either hate him or detest him. And keep in mind, he is a colorful man - green with envy and a yellow streak running down his back.

As I give homage to BD, I am glad it is on the internet, so I don't have to look into the faces of most of you reading - but believe me, most of you need your faces looked into. Let me drop the name of a good surgeon before I leave.

In closing, I must admit that some people believe Big Daddy to be a character, a wit, and a charming person. Some people also believe that the raiduhs will sell out a game and the Easter Bunny is real.

Good night everyone, and remember to try the salmon.

Yea well your next pal and I'll bet you get roasted twice as bad as me. There are definately going to be some fun ones in here for sure.

ExtremeChief
09-16-2004, 03:42 PM
You guys are way to hard on Big Daddy. Oops, sorry, hard on and Big Daddy are rarely in a sentence together without having "can't get" in there too.

KCWolfman
09-16-2004, 07:47 PM
Yea well your next pal and I'll bet you get roasted twice as bad as me. There are definately going to be some fun ones in here for sure.
I have no doubt. You've only been a bastard to half of the people here, I have made it a career. I can't wait for a girly thread joke or two. You may get the credit for the single most popular thread, but I made you!!!!

Phobia
09-16-2004, 07:56 PM
Big Daddy - I've met the man. We shared a fine meal and many potent beverages. I'd like to ditch the roast tradition and say somethings nice about him:

1: He has almost a full head of hair.
2. He speaks English.
3. He eats well.
4. According to a picture he once posted, he looks great in assless chaps.

morphius
09-16-2004, 07:59 PM
I just can't come up with any good insults for the Richard Simmons of Chiefsplanet.

PastorMikH
09-16-2004, 08:07 PM
So we are supposed to be picking on Big Daddy tonight? Say Big Daddy you just thought the Last Post Thread was dying down.

wazu
09-16-2004, 09:13 PM
.

WilliamTheIrish
09-16-2004, 10:54 PM
You've set aside some special time to humiliate yourself in public now?

If you were drowning I'd throw you both ends of the rope.

Jenson17
09-16-2004, 11:14 PM
BD sucs may harry baows...

Jenson71
09-16-2004, 11:20 PM
You don't need to start a thread to ask us to roast you. You just need to ask to see most of everybody's pm's.

BTW, I haven't seen Gunther_Fan for awhile. Did you remember to unlock the cuffs?

Jenson17
09-16-2004, 11:21 PM
You don't need to start a thread to ask us to roast you. You just need to ask to see most of everybody's pm's.

BTW, I haven't seen Gunther_Fan for awhile. Did you remember to unlock the cuffs?

Hey, Bro...whatsup?

KcMizzou
09-16-2004, 11:23 PM
Hey, Bro...whatsup? Nice. We have a pseudo-Jenson. As if one wasn't enough...

:D

Jenson17
09-16-2004, 11:24 PM
Nice. We have a pseudo-Jenson. As if one wasn't enough...

:D

Back off of Jenson71. He's a nerd, but a cool nerd....

Jenson71
09-16-2004, 11:28 PM
My evil-twin once said shit to Iowanian. And Iowanian was so stupid, he actually thought it was me. I can't wait til we roast Iowanian.

Jenson17
09-16-2004, 11:55 PM
My evil-twin once said shit to Iowanian. And Iowanian was so stupid, he actually thought it was me. I can't wait til we roast Iowanian.
:clap:

Jenson71
09-17-2004, 12:01 AM
ROFL

Jenson17
09-17-2004, 12:03 AM
ROFL

U laffin' at me; or wit me, home-boy? :harumph:

Jenson71
09-17-2004, 12:04 AM
U laffin' at me; or wit me, home-boy? :harumph:

With, man. Two thumbs up for the parody. Especially that avator - what a gem. "Like the Persian empire." ROFL

Jenson17
09-17-2004, 12:07 AM
With, man. Two thumbs up for the parody. Especially that avator - what a gem. "Like the Persian empire." ROFL

Gud; cuz we'uns wuz jist bout redi to opin up a can of whoop-azz on yo nasty nutsac....

Jenson17
09-17-2004, 12:09 AM
With, man. Two thumbs up for the parody. Especially that avator - what a gem. "Like the Persian empire." ROFL

BTW, whassup w/the 71....what's it mean, dude?

Mine's 17 fo' is "inches," if you know what I mean...

Jenson71
09-17-2004, 12:10 AM
Rep should be disabled though. :harumph:

:)

BTW, cran and elan means Will and Guts

Any explanation for Kukla, Fran, and Ollie :D

Jenson17
09-17-2004, 12:14 AM
Rep should be disabled though. :harumph:

:)

BTW, cran and elan means Will and Guts

Any explanation for Kukla, Fran, and Ollie :D

French sux, dude....waaaayyyy bad.

As for Kukla, Fran, and Ollie....you jist not fly, eh?

Jenson71
09-17-2004, 12:17 AM
Well, what can I say. I like French history. Alsace and Lorraine, Verdun, it's all in the sig. Woody has a large following in France too.

Jenson71
09-17-2004, 12:17 AM
They are pretty useless allies though.

Jenson17
09-17-2004, 12:19 AM
. Woody has a large following in France too.

That's cuz Woody gets 'woodies' for little girls; jist like them frog bastages...it's all Verdung to me.

Jenson17
09-17-2004, 12:19 AM
They are pretty useless allies though.

Useless allies, tru dat; but good sallies... :p

Rausch
09-17-2004, 12:34 AM
Well, what can I say. I like French history. Alsace and Lorraine, Verdun, it's all in the sig.

tk13
09-17-2004, 12:44 AM
Can somebody put Jenson back in his playpen?

Pants
09-17-2004, 12:47 AM
The only Frenchman I respect is Zinadine Zidane...

Oh he was born in Algeria.

Fairplay
09-17-2004, 01:38 AM
Hey, Bro...whatsup?





WTF Jenson? Replying to your own thread?

ENDelt260
09-17-2004, 09:32 AM
I wanted to open my post with, "What can I say about Big Daddy that has already been said about a steaming pile of shit a tousand times before?"

But, this whole Jenson71-Jenson17 horseshit gave me an aneurism.

BIG_DADDY
09-17-2004, 09:49 AM
Roast is on KCWolfman today, we will move it to ENDO on Monday.

ENDelt260
09-17-2004, 09:53 AM
Much as I'd love to bust on Frazod's mildly retarded brother, I really can't think of anything funny.

BIG_DADDY
09-17-2004, 10:01 AM
Much as I'd love to bust on Frazod's mildly retarded brother, I really can't think of anything funny.


Yea he is a pretty boring guy for a self riteous neo-con.

Raiderhader
09-17-2004, 10:33 AM
Roast is on KCWolfman today, we will move it to ENDO on Monday.


What can you say about a short little bald man?

BIG_DADDY
09-17-2004, 10:35 AM
What can you say about a short little bald man?

Other than he eats too much.

morphius
09-17-2004, 10:39 AM
He didn't seem to like this one the first time...

Kcwolfman may be short and overweight, but at least he has his hair.... Oh wait, my bad.

KCWolfman
09-17-2004, 10:40 AM
.
Why is Adam wearing a skirt?

Bearcat
09-17-2004, 11:34 AM
A Red Wings fan, and a fan of a Big 10+1 team.... does he really need a roast, too?

KCWolfman
09-17-2004, 11:35 AM
A Red Wings fan, and a fan of a Big 10+1 team.... does he really need a roast, too?
You forgot to mention the METS

ENDelt260
09-17-2004, 11:36 AM
I still like, "Big Daddy is so ugly he has to tie a burgular around his neck so his pit bull will play with him."

I know we've moved on to KCW... but, I'm still chuckling at that one.

Bearcat
09-17-2004, 11:38 AM
You forgot to mention the METS



Wow......

and with being Frazod's mildly retarded brother, we really should be nicer to you.

WilliamTheIrish
09-17-2004, 11:48 AM
The guy's a complete ****nozzle.

Cooking the books for some anesthesiology group too.


Oh, and he's a Mets fan. At least he can make fun of Bill Buckner for the rest of his life.

PastorMikH
09-17-2004, 11:48 AM
I really don't want to pick on Russ. After seeing him repeatedly getting slapped around
by Meme, Jaz and DC in the political forum I sorta feel sorry for him.

BIG_DADDY
09-17-2004, 11:49 AM
I still like, "Big Daddy is so ugly he has to tie a burgular around his neck so his pit bull will play with him."

I know we've moved on to KCW... but, I'm still chuckling at that one.

Gotta love the creativity in this place.

|Zach|
09-17-2004, 11:50 AM
I really don't want to pick on Russ. After seeing him repeatedly getting slapped around by Meme, Jaz and DC in the political forum I sorta feel sorry for him.
Them are fightin words...

BIG_DADDY
09-17-2004, 11:50 AM
I really don't want to pick on Russ. After seeing him repeatedly getting slapped around
by Meme, Jaz and DC in the political forum I sorta feel sorry for him.
ROFL

WilliamTheIrish
09-17-2004, 11:52 AM
I don't want to give Russ a hard time. After seeing him repeatedly getting slapped around
by Meme, Jaz and DC in the political forum I sorta feel sorry for him.

What? Listen, it's well known fact that Russnozzle:

1) Reads peoples PM's.
2) Changes their user names.
3) Changes the titles of their most precious threads.
4) Kicks dogs.
5)Chops the heads offa kittens.
6) Is a latent homosexual.

Did I miss anything?

Phobia
09-17-2004, 11:54 AM
What do you call a man with no hair, no money, no waistline, and no verticality lying in a pile of leaves?

PastorMikH
09-17-2004, 11:55 AM
What? Listen, it's well known fact that Russnozzle:

1) Reads peoples PM's.
2) Changes their user names.
3) Changes the titles of their most precious threads.
4) Kicks dogs.
5)Chops the heads offa kittens.
6) Is a latent homosexual.

Did I miss anything?



Well I think you covered most of Taco's complaints there.

|Zach|
09-17-2004, 11:56 AM
I wasn't going to say anything but after a few drinks at Gator's Russ told me something that has always been very upsetting...

His crabs have herpes...

And to quote KCW, "I don't know if they are Alaskan King, but they are big"

I am sorry Russ I couldn't keep it a secret any longer.

WilliamTheIrish
09-17-2004, 11:56 AM
What do you call a man with no hair, no money, no waistline, and no verticality lying in a pile of leaves?

I say we call him Russnozzle..

ENDelt260
09-17-2004, 11:58 AM
I've got my suspicions about that woman that was with him at Gator's. He claimed she was his wife... but, I don't really see him pulling that quality of trim. Not to mention, I over heard him outside at one point say to her, "Hey, if I'm paying you by the hour, you really gotta walk faster."

WilliamTheIrish
09-17-2004, 12:01 PM
...AND he was opposed to the Girlie thread...

You've been outted Russnozzle.

Ya pole smokin' Hoosier.

KCTitus
09-17-2004, 12:14 PM
These are probably weak, but the best I can do at the moment...

As we all know, Russ sure likes to argue and will argue the smallest point to the nth degree, that he makes James Carville look like a wallflower.

You know Russ has been accused of being right wing, but it's so bad that he takes his car to the mechanic to make it pull to the right.

ok, I'll STFU now.

BIG_DADDY
09-17-2004, 12:19 PM
...AND he was opposed to the Girlie thread...

You've been outted Russnozzle.

Ya pole smokin' Hoosier.

That's right he did oppose the girlie thread. You gotta be smoking pole to be against that.

Raiderhader
09-17-2004, 12:19 PM
These are probably weak, but the best I can do at the moment...

As we all know, Russ sure likes to argue and will argue the smallest point to the nth degree, that he makes James Carville look like a wallflower.

You know Russ has been accused of being right wing, but it's so bad that he takes his car to the mechanic to make it pull to the right.

ok, I'll STFU now.


I know it is Russ day and not Titus day, but damn, that was Slayeresque.

WilliamTheIrish
09-17-2004, 12:28 PM
AND he's a Nazi.....

Lightning Rod
09-17-2004, 12:36 PM
I never could understand why Russ liked Bob Knight. That was until I found out that after imbibing vast quantities of tequila, Meme and Jazz decided to go halves on a bastard.

ROYC75
09-17-2004, 12:36 PM
So today is Russ 's day ..........

Russ sometimes gets his favorite food and best friend confused . Hey Tacooooooooooooooooo

munkey
09-17-2004, 01:13 PM
I say we call him Russnozzle..

OR cock holster..

BIG_DADDY
09-17-2004, 01:49 PM
OR cock holster..

He always did enjoy playtime with DC. :hmmm:

KCWolfman
09-17-2004, 02:00 PM
That's right he did oppose the girlie thread. You gotta be smoking pole to be against that.
Dumbass - I fed you that one yesterday. I thought for sure you would be the first to bust my balls over it.

KCWolfman
09-17-2004, 02:02 PM
Damn, you guys are vicious bastards, not very creative, and definitely not funny, but more vicious than Michael Jackson locked in a chastity belt at a daycare.

Mark M
09-17-2004, 02:03 PM
I was going to buy Russ a personal grooming kit to celebrate this occassion ... but then realized that'd be like buying the game of Twister for Christopher Reeves.

So, what can I type about Russ that hasn't already been covered? Let's see here ...

Fat? Covered.
Short? Yep.
Bald? Been there, done that.
Abuses his mod powers? Check.
His political leanings are so far right that his car even needs an alignment? Mark that one off the list.
Homosexual tendencies? I'll leave that up to the experts (where is DC, anyway?).

Damn ... after looking at that list, it's no wonder he has over 36,000 posts on an Internet bulletin board ...

the only people who will communicate with him have the social skills of a 5-year-old deaf mute quadrapalegic with leprosy.

MM
~~:spock:

Mark M
09-17-2004, 02:04 PM
Oh yeah .. and his mother's a whore.

MM
~~:)

|Zach|
09-17-2004, 02:05 PM
not very creative, and definitely not funny
So you are gonna act like you didn't like the Alaskan King bit...

Well I hope you can come up with better in 3 years when its my turn.

:p

ENDelt260
09-17-2004, 02:06 PM
not very creative, and definitely not funny, but more vicious than Michael Jackson locked in a chastity belt at a daycare.

That's about the size of it, cockgobbler.

KCWolfman
09-17-2004, 02:14 PM
So you are gonna act like you didn't like the Alaskan King bit...

Well I hope you can come up with better in 3 years when its my turn.

:p
Yeah, the crab thing was cool, but I didn't want to admit it until after my turn was over.

|Zach|
09-17-2004, 02:16 PM
Yeah, the crab thing was cool, but I didn't want to admit it until after my turn was over.
I think we should give ENDelt 2 days worth.

KCWolfman
09-17-2004, 02:19 PM
I think we should give ENDelt 2 days worth.
His boyfriend already does.


Damn, I gotta save some of this material

PastorMikH
09-17-2004, 02:27 PM
not very creative, and definitely not funny,




Eh, we're saving the quality stuff for the quality posters.;):)

tiptap
09-17-2004, 03:21 PM
It is not just the right of right and left of politics that drives KCW. It is right and wrong, right of passage, right as reign, right the boat, right this way, weigh right, rightjeous or just plain right. That leaves his left hand for only one proper biblical use. It leads with his thumb up his ass.

JimNasium
09-17-2004, 03:22 PM
Has anyone referred to his mom as a whore.

ExtremeChief
09-17-2004, 03:23 PM
Ah, KCWolfman isn't that bad...except for his hidden love for Denise and his "furry" fetish.

Raiderhader
09-17-2004, 03:26 PM
Has anyone referred to his mom as a whore.


Not in the last five minutes. Go ahead, it needs to be said again.

JimNasium
09-17-2004, 03:37 PM
Not in the last five minutes. Go ahead, it needs to be said again.
His mother is a whore.

whoman69
09-17-2004, 05:45 PM
His mother is a whore.
Yeah, but she has a very selective clientelle.

ENDelt260
09-17-2004, 05:46 PM
Yeah, but she has a very selective clientelle.
I hear she gives a 15% discount for blood relatives.

KCWolfman
09-17-2004, 05:50 PM
I hear she gives a 15% discount for blood relatives.
She knows you are not my cousin.

ENDelt260
09-17-2004, 05:51 PM
She knows you are not my cousin.
Well... yeah. That became obvious that day you said you'd never sleep with me.

Frazod
09-17-2004, 06:30 PM
Much as I'd love to bust on Frazod's mildly retarded brother, I really can't think of anything funny.
You guys should leave my mildly-retarded brother alone. He's got enough problems..... :D

Rain Man
09-17-2004, 06:37 PM
Has anyone referred to his mom as a whore.


That reminds me of the show "Arrested Development." On a couple of episodes, people were joking around and good-naturedly insulting each other when the mentally deficient brother got involved. With a big grin, he would launch into a bleep-laden visceral monologue, during which the other people would gradually move from shock to wincing to just open-mouthed awe. Then he'd finish and just stand there with a stupid grin. It was hilarious.

Skip Towne
09-17-2004, 07:47 PM
That reminds me of the show "Arrested Development." On a couple of episodes, people were joking around and good-naturedly insulting each other when the mentally deficient brother got involved. With a big grin, he would launch into a bleep-laden visceral monologue, during which the other people would gradually move from shock to wincing to just open-mouthed awe. Then he'd finish and just stand there with a stupid grin. It was hilarious.
Hack was on that show?

Raiderhader
09-18-2004, 09:11 AM
It's ENDelt day. I think I'll start it off with my favorite joke -

You momma's so fat, ENDelt f#cker her.

LVNHACK
09-18-2004, 09:55 AM
Dumbass - I fed you that one yesterday. I thought for sure you would be the first to bust my balls over it.


If you had a set of balls, he would have.........:D

PastorMikH
09-18-2004, 10:02 AM
Weshould probably wait until Manday for END. There just isn't enough traffic on here during the weekends and a good number may miss out on contributing.

Raiderhader
09-18-2004, 11:00 AM
Weshould probably wait until Manday for END. There just isn't enough traffic on here during the weekends and a good number may miss out on contributing.


OR, we could just make it a three day festival......

RedNFeisty
09-18-2004, 11:27 AM
All of you are pathetic. I have opened this thread several times hoping to read some good roasts and all I am seeing is a bunch of peter-puffers. Obtain a pair and start ripping these dickweeds apart.

First off you had Big Daddy. Come on, that one is easy. His dick is so small that Lil Mamma had use a pair of teasers find the damn thing. Then she became tired of that and demanded that he start letting her have her own playmates! Damn what men will do for good pu$$y!!

KCWOLFMAN, we have heard the short, fat, bald jokes. Sounds to me like your only hope would be with a midget. Who else should have lower self esteem. To bad the Anger Drunken Dwarf isn't around anymore, the two of you would make a great pair!! Bridget the Midget would be to good for you, she has charisma! :p

ROYC75
09-18-2004, 11:39 AM
It's ENDelt day. I think I'll start it off with my favorite joke -

You momma's so fat, ENDelt f#cker her.

I heard he had to finger his way out . :hmmm:

ROYC75
09-18-2004, 11:46 AM
Or was it the best ass he ever touched is when he accidently touched his a_hole while wiping his azz.

All this when he was sober.........

Endy is still single ......

Stay
I intoxicated
Nightly
G et
L aid
E veryday

His only problem is each day he comes home his St Bernard dog is ready for him to bend over.

PastorMikH
09-18-2004, 01:16 PM
OR, we could just make it a three day festival......


Another solid option.



BTW, by the looks of it, it's gonna be real interesting when Clint's turn comes up.:shake:

Raiderhader
09-18-2004, 01:27 PM
Another solid option.



BTW, by the looks of it, it's gonna be real interesting when Clint's turn comes up.:shake:


I'm not worried about that ghey guy. :D

whoman69
09-18-2004, 01:29 PM
I'm not gonna say Endelt's last gf was fat, but she is a resident of three different states at once.

Endelt drinks so much he has to get carded to get in his front door.

go bowe
09-18-2004, 02:17 PM
I was going to buy Russ a personal grooming kit to celebrate this occassion ... but then realized that'd be like buying the game of Twister for Christopher Reeves.

So, what can I type about Russ that hasn't already been covered? Let's see here ...

Fat? Covered.
Short? Yep.
Bald? Been there, done that.
Abuses his mod powers? Check.
His political leanings are so far right that his car even needs an alignment? Mark that one off the list.
Homosexual tendencies? I'll leave that up to the experts (where is DC, anyway?).

Damn ... after looking at that list, it's no wonder he has over 36,000 posts on an Internet bulletin board ...

the only people who will communicate with him have the social skills of a 5-year-old deaf mute quadrapalegic with leprosy.

MM
~~:spock:hey, what have you got against quadraplegics??

BIG_DADDY
09-29-2004, 11:24 AM
Roast is on ENDelt260. If a moderator can put that on the front page it would rock. As far as ENDO goes what more can you say about a raging alchoholic who wakes up with a Yak every time he gets lucky.

BIG_DADDY
09-29-2004, 01:53 PM
Roast is on ENDelt260. If a moderator can put that on the front page it would rock. As far as ENDO goes what more can you say about a raging alchoholic who wakes up with a Yak every time he gets lucky.

Time to roast ol ENDO boys.

ENDelt260
09-29-2004, 02:06 PM
Bah... no one cares about me.

I mean, really... what is there to make fun of? I'm damn near perfect in every way. I'm what every other poster on here aspires to be some day.

BIG_DADDY
09-29-2004, 02:09 PM
Bah... no one cares about me.

I mean, really... what is there to make fun of? I'm damn near perfect in every way. I'm what every other poster on here aspires to be some day.

This coming from a guy who breaks his own ankle trying to tackle his buddy. What a pussy.

JazzzLovr
09-29-2004, 02:11 PM
What a pussy.

That's what Kimble Anders thought of him, too.




:D

Raiderhader
09-29-2004, 02:54 PM
Time to roast ol ENDO boys.



Eh, I got him enough over the weekend, I'll rest today.

Raiderhader
09-29-2004, 02:54 PM
That's what Kimble Anders thought of him, too.




:D



ROFL ROFL ROFL

Calcountry
09-29-2004, 03:19 PM
Bah... no one cares about me.

I mean, really... what is there to make fun of? I'm damn near perfect in every way. I'm what every other poster on here aspires to be some day.
Yeah right, when you go to Vegas, you take a cab. When I go to Vegas, I ride in a Bently, Hummer, or a Lambo.

Nzoner
09-29-2004, 03:33 PM
Bah... no one cares about me.

I mean, really... what is there to make fun of? I'm damn near perfect in every way.

Yep,the way you fondled my unit for that pic the other day was damn near perfect,been practicing I see.

Raiderhader
09-29-2004, 03:38 PM
Yep,the way you fondled my unit for that pic the other day was damn near perfect,been practicing I see.



:spock: This must have been AFTER Brandon and I fell asleep (thank God)......

ENDelt260
09-29-2004, 03:41 PM
:spock: This must have been AFTER Brandon and I fell asleep (thank God)......
It was at the tailgate.

I'm sure the pic will appear on here someday. I have no idea who took it.

Nzoner
09-29-2004, 03:44 PM
Brandon and I fell asleep

um,okay,if that's what you call it

Raiderhader
09-29-2004, 03:50 PM
um,okay,if that's what you call it



Hey, is this Brian's day to get roasted or not, damnit?

ENDelt260
09-29-2004, 03:52 PM
Hey, is this Brian's day to get roasted or not, damnit?
No one on here has any more material.

"Huh huh, huh huh... ENDelt poked a fat girl."

"Heh-heh, heh-heh... ENDelt broke his ankle hugging a dude."

"Yeah... then... huh-huh...he had sex with a fat girl."

Face it, the Planet's tapped. Y'all got nothin'. Might as well move on to the next guy.

ENDelt260
09-29-2004, 03:53 PM
Oh wait... I forgot...

"ENDelt drinks too much! Bwahahahaha!"

Raiderhader
09-29-2004, 03:55 PM
No one on here has any more material.

"Huh huh, huh huh... ENDelt poked a fat girl."

"Heh-heh, heh-heh... ENDelt broke his ankle hugging a dude."

"Yeah... then... huh-huh...he had sex with a fat girl."

Face it, the Planet's tapped. Y'all got nothin'. Might as well move on to the next guy.


I've got a small one know one knows about, but I'll refrain. I've been a big enough dick the past few days, I need to take a break.

Nzoner
09-29-2004, 03:55 PM
No one on here has any more material.

"Huh huh, huh huh... ENDelt poked a fat girl."

"Heh-heh, heh-heh... ENDelt broke his ankle hugging a dude."

"Yeah... then... huh-huh...he had sex with a fat girl."

Face it, the Planet's tapped. Y'all got nothin'. Might as well move on to the next guy.

No shit,besides talkin about anal sex in front of Moma Nzoner and dropping peanut shells on my bar floor,I got nuthin.

ENDelt260
09-29-2004, 03:56 PM
I've got a small one know one knows about

Now you're bagging on yourself?

Raiderhader
09-29-2004, 03:58 PM
Now you're bagging on yourself?



Go ahead yuk it up, you deserve this one small shot at me right now.

AustinChief
09-29-2004, 03:58 PM
I've got a small one know one knows about,

Give yourself more credit Tinky.. I'm sure "someone" knows about "it"...


Jamie.. why oh why do you tee these up for me....


--Kyle

Nzoner
09-29-2004, 03:59 PM
I've got a small one know one knows about,

No need to roast him he's doing it for us.

ENDelt260
09-29-2004, 03:59 PM
Wow, the Winky the Wonder Wart of love comment even drew Kyle out of hiding.

Raiderhader
09-29-2004, 04:00 PM
Give yourself more credit Tinky.. I'm sure "someone" knows about "it"...


Jamie.. why oh why do you tee these up for me....


--Kyle


Just trying to draw you out onto the board so that you actually post.



And, I am a glutton for punishment.....

David.
09-29-2004, 04:01 PM
I'm almost positive Delt is a walking STD.

ENDelt260
09-29-2004, 04:02 PM
I'm almost positive Delt is a walking STD.
Walking? Sometimes. Usually stumbling, swaying... occasionally falling. If it's been a really fun night... there might be some crawling.

David.
09-29-2004, 04:04 PM
Walking? Sometimes. Usually stumbling, swaying... occasionally falling. If it's been a really fun night... there might be some crawling.

the bad part is the STD's aren't on his package.......but his ass.....because he's gay.....I heard......from....Jamie....I guess.



:( I suck at roasts :(

Raiderhader
09-29-2004, 04:05 PM
the bad part is the STD's aren't on his package.......but his ass.....because he's gay.....I heard......from....Jamie....I guess.



:( I suck at roasts :(



Whoa! I never said that.

Donger
09-29-2004, 04:38 PM
If I weren't such an anti-social retard, it would be fun to meet all you guys one day.

Sounds like quite a collection of characters.

Calcountry
09-29-2004, 05:00 PM
If I weren't such an anti-social retard, it would be fun to meet all you guys one day.

Sounds like quite a collection of characters.Donger, don't you have a ROAST, or just compliments.
;)

Donger
09-29-2004, 05:03 PM
Donger, don't you have a ROAST, or just compliments.
;)

I didn't compliment anyone.

BIG_DADDY
09-29-2004, 05:07 PM
ENDO only drinks beer cause he's a wussy man. Real men drink vodka, tequila and whisky.

ENDelt260
09-29-2004, 05:09 PM
Real men drink vodka, tequila and whisky.

Like... all mixed together?

ENDelt260
09-29-2004, 05:11 PM
That reminds me... if you subtract the vodka... I've done that.

For some reason, in Arizona they think a 3 Wise Men is Jim, Jack and Jose (instead of Jim, Jack and John). I mean, what sick bastard would mix tequila in with his whiskey? That's just f*cking wrong.

Course, I still toss 'em back.

BIG_DADDY
09-29-2004, 05:11 PM
Like... all mixed together?

You pick one next time tuff guy. :thumb:

Jenson71
09-29-2004, 05:57 PM
endelt slips. And he's a stupid head.

Saulbadguy
09-29-2004, 06:10 PM
ENDelt sucks.

Phobia
09-29-2004, 06:36 PM
ENDelt is still wearing my ass juice on his ear. Don't pass out in front of me or you will be wearing my ass juice as well. I could have done so much more to mess with him, but I'm an incredibly nice guy.

ENDelt260
09-29-2004, 06:56 PM
ENDelt is still wearing my ass juice on his ear.

Actually, I shower more than once a month.

Douche Baggins
09-29-2004, 07:03 PM
I'd like to be roasted in an upcoming edition. Make a note.

Oh and ENDelt is gay. I got nuthin.'

Frazod
09-29-2004, 07:06 PM
Actually, I shower more than once a month.

I didn't move down a seat because you smelled pleasant.....

:evil:

BIG_DADDY
09-29-2004, 07:08 PM
I didn't move down a seat because you smelled pleasant.....

:evil:

Yea he smelt kinda funny down in Diego too but I thought it was just his breath.

BIG_DADDY
09-29-2004, 07:09 PM
I'd like to be roasted in an upcoming edition. Make a note.

Oh and ENDelt is gay. I got nuthin.'

Your number 209. That gives you plenty of time to give us ammo.

Douche Baggins
09-29-2004, 07:22 PM
Your number 209. That gives you plenty of time to give us ammo.

What # are we on now?

Saulbadguy
09-29-2004, 07:25 PM
What # are we on now?
#2

Douche Baggins
09-29-2004, 07:26 PM
#2

WTF!

I just realized there hasn't even been 209 posts in this thread....and most of the posts are roasts....

I call BS.

BIG_DADDY
09-29-2004, 07:36 PM
WTF!

I just realized there hasn't even been 209 posts in this thread....and most of the posts are roasts....

I call BS.

You will be the 209th poster roased based upon current post totals but that can change. We are going from the largest poster on down actually we are on #3 because I posted myself first so all the bleeding hearts wouldn't think I was picking on somebody again. There are some good ones coming up in the near future after butt juice ENDO.

Jenny Gump
09-29-2004, 08:56 PM
Endelt sucks Dallas Cowboy baows.

PastorMikH
09-29-2004, 09:57 PM
Havent had time today to say anything nice about ENDelt, but I did find this pic floating around on Google of END that I thought I'd share.


Anyone want to throw out a Caption???:D

Douche Baggins
09-29-2004, 10:03 PM
Havent had time today to say anything nice about ENDelt, but I did find this pic floating around on Google of END that I thought I'd share.


Anyone want to throw out a Caption???:D

A beer in the hand is worth two broads in the bed.

Frazod
09-29-2004, 10:10 PM
Havent had time today to say anything nice about ENDelt, but I did find this pic floating around on Google of END that I thought I'd share.


Anyone want to throw out a Caption???:D

Oh Lord..... does it really need one? ROFL

Nzoner
09-29-2004, 10:14 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=32131&stc=1

Tastes Great.........Less Filling

go bowe
09-29-2004, 10:24 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=32131&stc=1

Tastes Great.........Less Fillingwell something was sure filling for those two fillys...

Ari Chi3fs
09-30-2004, 01:30 AM
ENDelt plays poker like a girl. heh. Thanks again for that $20... beeeyotch. ROFL

http://www.topbossgroup.com/royal-flush%20Topboss%20Group.gif

Ultra Peanut
09-30-2004, 03:04 AM
TV poker sucks ass, and you're a fag for watching it.

Ultra Peanut
09-30-2004, 03:04 AM
I smell graham crackers.

Mark M
09-30-2004, 06:37 AM
Havent had time today to say anything nice about ENDelt, but I did find this pic floating around on Google of END that I thought I'd share.


Anyone want to throw out a Caption???:D

Dude ... if you were not a man of the cloth, I'd say your going to h-e-doublehockeysticks for that pic.

ROFL

As far as ENDolt goes, not sure what to say that hasn't been covered ...

Sleeps with fat chicks? Been there.
Alcoholic? Done that.
Smells like raw sewage? Check.
Posts so often he makes Tom Cash look like a social butterfly? Yep.
Went to a college for zit-riddled Dungeons and Dragons geeks? Certainly.
Likes to get hugs from men? That’s been covered.
Hits on other poster’s wives (even though those wives aren’t fat)? Definitely.

Damn … there ain’t much left, is there?

Although, after listing those points, it's no wonder he got 30K+ posts in such a short time.

MM
~~:spock:

BIG_DADDY
09-30-2004, 09:28 AM
Nice picture pastor. You rock, for now anyway.

Enough of this pathetic pussy Endo, time to move on to Rausch the kraut. Can we get a name change on the front page moderators?

BIG_DADDY
09-30-2004, 09:32 AM
Rausch the Angry Puking German huh? I hear this guy smokes a mean pole.

Iowanian
09-30-2004, 09:50 AM
jbret............You've already been roasted.......I'm guessing it felt more like Char-broiled.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=62909

ROYC75
09-30-2004, 10:07 AM
Was tut, kommen Sie, wenn ein Kerl, der Bier wie ein fich in Wasser trinkt, den stubborness eines Gunther Cunninghams, das unbekümmerte Tröpfeln eines Dick Vermeils, die Einbildungskraft eines Carl Petersons mit einer Geschichte hat, um wie Eric Von (Rufus Dawes) zu erzählen.


Rausch.... Die Bösen Puking Deutschen (nehmen Fußballnuss den Durchschnitt) :hmmm:

Douche Baggins
09-30-2004, 11:36 AM
jbret............You've already been roasted.......I'm guessing it felt more like Char-broiled.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=62909

Such fond memories...

BIG_DADDY
09-30-2004, 12:05 PM
Was tut, kommen Sie, wenn ein Kerl, der Bier wie ein fich in Wasser trinkt, den stubborness eines Gunther Cunninghams, das unbekümmerte Tröpfeln eines Dick Vermeils, die Einbildungskraft eines Carl Petersons mit einer Geschichte hat, um wie Eric Von (Rufus Dawes) zu erzählen.


Rausch.... Die Bösen Puking Deutschen (nehmen Fußballnuss den Durchschnitt) :hmmm:

German roast? Nice.

ROYC75
09-30-2004, 12:37 PM
(Okay, ich Mai von mispelled einige Wörter hier) Kopfloser Nagel hat seinen weiner aufgepasst darauf haben wollen, jemand sagte ihm, De Weinersnitchhel zu besuchen. Kopfloser Nagel war Leitung, um zu glauben, dass es ein Bordell war. Auf die Ankunft wurde Kopfloser Nagel seinen weiner und snitcheled anlegen lassen. Der weiner des kopflosen Nagels ist dasselbe seitdem nie gewesen.

Erraten Sie, dass seine Reise nach De Weinersnitchel ein anhaltendes Gedächtnis verließ.

Rausch
09-30-2004, 03:36 PM
(Okay, ich Mai von mispelled einige Wörter hier) Kopfloser Nagel hat seinen weiner aufgepasst darauf haben wollen, jemand sagte ihm, De Weinersnitchhel zu besuchen. Kopfloser Nagel war Leitung, um zu glauben, dass es ein Bordell war. Auf die Ankunft wurde Kopfloser Nagel seinen weiner und snitcheled anlegen lassen. Der weiner des kopflosen Nagels ist dasselbe seitdem nie gewesen.

Erraten Sie, dass seine Reise nach De Weinersnitchel ein anhaltendes Gedächtnis verließ.

Saugen Sie meine Kugeln...

ROYC75
09-30-2004, 03:53 PM
Saugen Sie meine Kugeln...



Nicht mein Stil, aber vielen Dank für die Warnung, dass Sie dieser Weg sind. (Großes Grinsen)

BTW, Sie steigen leicht hier heute aus, es ist noch nur 7 Stunden bis zur Mitternacht!

ROYC75
09-30-2004, 03:59 PM
Raush, ich meine, ist es nicht wie es gibt nicht sehr viele Dinge, die er vorher nicht getan hat.

Raush bestellte einmal 5 Schüsse von wiskey an einer Stange, Barmann sagte, Mann was ya, der feiert? Raush sagt, es ist mein 1. blowjob. Barmänner sagen, verfluchter Mann, durch ya ein auf dem Haus lassen.

Raush sagt keinen frigg'n Weg, wenn 5 den Geschmack aus meinem Mund nicht bekommen, 6 wird es auch nicht tun!

ENDelt260
09-30-2004, 04:00 PM
This thread went to shit.

Speak English, motherfvckers!

ROYC75
09-30-2004, 04:03 PM
This thread went to shit.

Speak English, motherfvckers!

Here ya go crybaby ! ROFL


http://translation2.paralink.com/

Calcountry
09-30-2004, 04:06 PM
jbret............You've already been roasted.......I'm guessing it felt more like Char-broiled.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=62909
That was a great fuggin thread. Lots of great laughs.

ROFL :clap:

Mr. Kotter
09-30-2004, 04:18 PM
Brad, at work....on break. :thumb:

BIG_DADDY
09-30-2004, 04:37 PM
This thread went to shit.

Speak English, motherfvckers!

36k + posts and apparently that panty waste Rausch hasn't managed to hurt anyone's feelings yet, freakin pussy.

ROYC75
09-30-2004, 04:42 PM
What's bad is , we haven't let him have it yet today either !

Rausch
09-30-2004, 04:53 PM
36k + posts and apparently that panty waste Rausch hasn't managed to hurt anyone's feelings yet, freakin pussy.

Yeah, but the women haven't posted yet...

PastorMikH
09-30-2004, 05:25 PM
Yeah, but the women haven't posted yet...



Yep, they are ignoring here just like they ignore you in person aren't they?

Jenny Gump
09-30-2004, 06:14 PM
When I met Rausch, he wouldn't stop looking at my chest. Of course, at his height...my chest is practically eye-level.

Skip Towne
09-30-2004, 06:31 PM
When I met Rausch, he wouldn't stop looking at my chest. Of course, at his height...my chest is practically eye-level.
He was well within his rights monitoring your chest. You just never know when they might jump out of your shirt.

Saulbadguy
09-30-2004, 06:38 PM
Rausch is French.

ROYC75
09-30-2004, 07:09 PM
When I met Rausch, he wouldn't stop looking at my chest. Of course, at his height...my chest is practically eye-level.


I always carry step ladders with me for emergency purposes .

ENDelt260
09-30-2004, 07:12 PM
Rausch is French.
Brutal.

Jenny Gump
09-30-2004, 07:16 PM
Rausch is French.

That was really low. Even for a roast.

Mr. Kotter
09-30-2004, 07:22 PM
Rausch is French.

Damn, THAT'S below the belt....

Mods, can we temporarily ban Saul??? :hmmm:

Saulbadguy
09-30-2004, 07:52 PM
What can I say..i'm a professional Roaster. I know where it hurts. :D

Phobia
09-30-2004, 08:04 PM
What can I say..i'm a professional Roaster. I know where it hurts. :D

Funny you should mention that because Brad is a professional Student. When he reaches 65, he'll be a 30th term Senior and owe $24,081,429.73 in student loans.

Saulbadguy
09-30-2004, 08:07 PM
Funny you should mention that because Brad is a professional Student. When he reaches 65, he'll be a 30th term Senior and owe $24,081,429.73 in student loans.
Wow. I didn't know The French Culinary Institute (http://www.frenchculinary.com/) charged that much. He must be having problems with Crepes Suzette.

Rausch
09-30-2004, 11:58 PM
Wow. I didn't know The French Culinary Institute (http://www.frenchculinary.com/) charged that much. He must be having problems with Crepes Suzette.


You are SO dead.... :shake:

Mr Grimm
10-01-2004, 12:11 AM
You are SO dead.... :shake:

WOW...your day just keeps getting better huh.

Rausch
10-01-2004, 12:41 AM
WOW...your day just keeps getting better huh. :shake:

Saulbadguy
10-01-2004, 05:47 AM
You are SO dead.... :shake:
Ah..just be glad your day is over Le'Rausch...I got to work on my Logical material now. :p

Otter
10-01-2004, 07:10 AM
Caudle – come pick up your mom, she’s drunk on Mad Dog again and in the middle of the street in her robe and tube socks yelling that her son is a “little person” and not a midget.

Mom jokes never get old. :p

Wilson
10-01-2004, 08:40 AM
You're both ugly and dress funny.

:rolleyes:

Not a very good roaster.

PastorMikH
10-01-2004, 08:41 AM
Ah..just be glad your day is over Le'Rausch...I got to work on my Logical material now. :p



Hey mods, how about dropping this pic into Jim's avatar today for old time's sake?.:)


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=12376&stc=1

JazzzLovr
10-01-2004, 08:47 AM
Ah..just be glad your day is over Le'Rausch...I got to work on my Logical material now. :p

Logical?

He's a Larry Johnson lover.


o:-)

Rain Man
10-01-2004, 09:08 AM
I missed Rausch? And Enddelt? Dang.


Logical is soooooo pessimistic...that when the sun shines in San Diego he takes it as another sign of rampant global warming.

(Lame, I know, but I'm tired today.)

JazzzLovr
10-01-2004, 09:14 AM
Logical is soooooo pessimistic...

Some people look at the glass as half full.

Some people look at the glass as half empty.

Logical looks at the glass as being a better alternative than any of our first round draft picks in the past decade. DAMMIT CARL!! :cuss:

PastorMikH
10-01-2004, 09:19 AM
All Logical looks at Johnson and gets pessimistic it Johnson's inability to get the job done. He has also been laughed at based on Johnson numerous times.



BTW Jazzz, can you switch his avatar to the bunny for today?:)

BIG_DADDY
10-01-2004, 09:51 AM
The ol crusty cremudgeon's in the hot seat, this should be good.

ROYC75
10-01-2004, 09:51 AM
When I think of Logical, it reminds me of this ........


When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,
a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily,
joyfully, playfully watching me.
But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible,
logical, responsible, practical.
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
clinical, intellectual, cynical.

There are times when all the world's asleep,
the questions run too deep
for such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
but please tell me who I am.

Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
liberal, fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
acceptable, respecable, presentable, a vegtable!

At night, when all the world's asleep,
the questions run so deep
for such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
but please tell me who I am.

ROYC75
10-01-2004, 09:53 AM
But there are times when Logical goes off ..... Kinda like this, nothing is logical !


They say the world's a ball and it turns around.
When it goes halfway, I'm upside down!
So why do my feet stay stuck on the ground? It's not logical!
My Mom said "Hon, does my hair look bad?" I said "Yes!"
She got mad. I tell truth, she tells Dad.
Is that logical?

It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical.
Is there Elmer's glue on the sole of my shoe?
I'm full, but they say, "one more bite."
I'm wide awake, but they saw, "Sleep tight!"
To say goodnight when it's still light? That's not logical.
"Be a good sport," I hear Dad say, "it's not win or lose,
It's how you play." His team gets beat, he faints away.
It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical.
It's logical.

Wake up Dad, it's not that bad! It lacks credibility,
for a crying out loud!

It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical.

A grown-up said it, it's gotta be true.
But does it make any sense to you?
Mix yellow with blue, it comes out green.
The strangest thing I've ever seen.
Red and yellow make tangerine? It that logical?

It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical.

It makes no sense! Rubbish! Baloney! Balderdash!

It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical.

JazzzLovr
10-01-2004, 09:55 AM
The ol crusty cremudgeon's in the hot seat, this should be good.

I thought today was Vlad Logicslav's day, not Bob Dole's...

:hmmm:

BIG_DADDY
10-01-2004, 11:42 AM
Vlad Illogicslov is an arrogant pompous punk ass and a neo-con who doesn't know his head from his arse.

Douche Baggins
10-01-2004, 11:46 AM
Logical was an abusive moderator! ROFL

BIG_DADDY
10-01-2004, 11:47 AM
I'll bet you guys didn't know this about Jim but the real reason he picked the name Vlad is because secretly desires to have a long, sloppy, man love session with his obsession and hero Vlade Flop. He creamed himself when heard he was coming back to the Lakers.

Coltsinsider
10-01-2004, 11:49 AM
Ok, I read the whole dayum thing and all I can say is. "You're all flipping ghey!"

BIG_DADDY
10-01-2004, 11:52 AM
Ok, I read the whole dayum thing and all I can say is. "You're all flipping ghey!"

Since you have been taking it up the ass since you've been posting here I would have to say your the expert.

Coltsinsider
10-01-2004, 11:56 AM
Since you have been taking it up the ass since you've been posting here I would have to say your the expert.

Quite, needle dick the flee f#cker.

BIG_DADDY
10-01-2004, 12:48 PM
Quite, needle dick the flee f#cker.

Yea it ain't easy having a small dick but it would help if your asshole wasn't as big as the freaking chunnel. This isn't about you and me though it's about that asshole Vlad.

ROYC75
10-01-2004, 01:05 PM
Так как это - день Джима, я подразумеваю Влад ..... Только говорить с ним на его родном языке.

Что касается провала Влэйд, прибывающего в ЛА, я задавался вопросом, почему Джим изменил его название. Влад имеет вещь для Влэйд? Действительно Влад, мы знали, что Вы были стары и расшатаны, но это уносит нас далеко о Вас любовь к Влэйд, чтобы изменить ваше название.

Ватс затем, история, как Вам Мем назвали ребенка любви, Идут Руководители?

ROFL ROFL ROFL

BIG_DADDY
10-01-2004, 01:08 PM
Так как это - день Джима, я подразумеваю Влад ..... Только говорить с ним на его родном языке.

Что касается провала Влэйд, прибывающего в ЛА, я задавался вопросом, почему Джим изменил его название. Влад имеет вещь для Влэйд? Действительно Влад, мы знали, что Вы были стары и расшатаны, но это уносит нас далеко о Вас любовь к Влэйд, чтобы изменить ваше название.

Ватс затем, история, как Вам Мем назвали ребенка любви, Идут Руководители?

ROFL ROFL ROFL

What is your major malfunction?

ROYC75
10-01-2004, 01:20 PM
What is your major malfunction?

Oh good lord, You don't get it either ?

Coltsinsider
10-01-2004, 01:35 PM
Yea it ain't easy having a small dick but it would help if your asshole wasn't as big as the freaking chunnel. This isn't about you and me though it's about that asshole Vlad.

Oh, you mean that peter puffer over there in the members only jacket and Perry top siders? I don't usually recognize those under 5' tall.

I just spilled my charde on your head, what are you going to do about it Vlad?

Ever heard of Chuck Darwin, no, not that one, the evalutionist. Go buy his book, on page 18 you become extinct.

See those hot wimmen over there at the bar? No, they won't f#ck you.

OWNED!

BIG_DADDY
10-01-2004, 01:44 PM
Oh good lord, You don't get it either ?

What is that Enochian?

BIG_DADDY
10-01-2004, 01:45 PM
Oh, you mean that peter puffer over there in the members only jacket and Perry top siders? I don't usually recognize those under 5' tall.

I just spilled my charde on your head, what are you going to do about it Vlad?

Ever heard of Chuck Darwin, no, not that one, the evalutionist. Go buy his book, on page 18 you become extinct.

See those hot wimmen over there at the bar? No, they won't f#ck you.

OWNED!

Yea OK.

Coltsinsider
10-01-2004, 01:47 PM
Yea OK.

I'll uh, work on it... LOL

ROYC75
10-01-2004, 02:01 PM
What is that Enochian?

Vlad = Maybe Russian ?

It is what it is ......Russian .

Guess I'll have to keep it simple !

BIG_DADDY
10-01-2004, 02:03 PM
Vlad = Maybe Russian ?

It is what it is ......Russian .

Guess I'll have to keep it simple !


What do I know I am a dumbass, care to interpret?

ROYC75
10-01-2004, 02:09 PM
Так как это - день Джима, я подразумеваю Влад ..... Только говорить с ним на его родном языке.

Что касается провала Влэйд, прибывающего в ЛА, я задавался вопросом, почему Джим изменил его название. Влад имеет вещь для Влэйд? Действительно Влад, мы знали, что Вы были стары и расшатаны, но это уносит нас далеко о Вас любовь к Влэйд, чтобы изменить ваше название.

Ватс затем, история, как Вам Мем назвали ребенка любви, Идут Руководители?

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Here ya go Troy ........

Since it's Jim's day, I mean Vlad... ..It's only to speak to him in his native language.

As for the Vlade flop coming to LA, I was wondering why Jim changed his name. Vlad has a thing for Vlade ? Really Vlad, we knew you were old and cranky but this blows us away about your love for Vlade to change your name.

Whats next, a story how you an Meme had a love child named Go Chiefs ?

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Logical
10-01-2004, 05:10 PM
Some people look at the glass as half full.

Some people look at the glass as half empty.

Logical looks at the glass as being a better alternative than any of our first round draft picks in the past decade. DAMMIT CARL!! :cuss:ROFL

Darkwolfe
10-02-2004, 03:08 PM
Так как это - день Джима, я подразумеваю Влад ..... Только говорить с ним на его родном языке.

Что касается провала Влэйд, прибывающего в ЛА, я задавался вопросом, почему Джим изменил его название. Влад имеет вещь для Влэйд? Действительно Влад, мы знали, что Вы были стары и расшатаны, но это уносит нас далеко о Вас любовь к Влэйд, чтобы изменить ваше название.

Ватс затем, история, как Вам Мем назвали ребенка любви, Идут Руководители?

ROFL ROFL ROFL

nim noga Ruskiy?

No Cyrillic alphabet on my comp, sorry. :D

wazu
10-03-2004, 06:53 PM
Since it's the topic of the day... here's the second comic strip I ever made:

(Sorry, can't remember the context.)

BIG_DADDY
10-04-2004, 09:43 AM
Roast is on Phildo Phobia the moderator from hell who abuses all his powers as a moderator. What a dickhead.

ROYC75
10-04-2004, 10:24 AM
I like to watch Phil and his golf game.... F this, F that, fly'n clubs , etc. I once saw his driver go farther than his drive. The comedy is some of the best I have seen, I only wished I could have golfed with him and William The Irish this year. :banghead:

Maybe next year !

ENDelt260
10-04-2004, 10:25 AM
I clicked on this thread again just to see what language Roy's post was gonna be in.

ROYC75
10-04-2004, 10:30 AM
I clicked on this thread again just to see what language Roy's post was gonna be in.


4321



Guess the German / Russian theme was too much for you to handle ? ROFL

KC Dan
10-04-2004, 10:33 AM
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Phil knows this very well on the golf course, don't you?

ROYC75
10-04-2004, 10:41 AM
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Phil knows this very well on the golf course, don't you?


Phil mentioned he heard a bunch of woodpeckers the other day, I told him he was lucky he wasn't attacked being a peckerhead !

Saulbadguy
10-04-2004, 12:48 PM
Phil is a dumbass.

BIG_DADDY
10-04-2004, 12:51 PM
Phil is a dumbass.

Who likes grabbing himself too much. We know there's nothing down there homeboy so quit acting like you shoving something over.

PastorMikH
10-04-2004, 01:53 PM
No one is posting. What's the matter? Is everyone afraid of jd... er, uhm, uh, Phil - yeah that's it, are you all afraid of Phil?