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cmh6476
09-17-2004, 12:26 PM
Sorry if this is old news! (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/040917)


Have you noticed that the Chiefs have the exact same problem as the Ravens? They can't throw the ball, they can't play from behind, and they don't have a single WR who can make a play. Contain Holmes or Lewis, get a lead and you're beating either team. Throw in the fact that the Chiefs D is like the Bizarro Ravens D and I don't understand this KC affection at all. That's a 5-11 team with one great player. What's the difference between them and San Diego? Seriously, you tell me.


(Waiting ... )


(Waiting ... )


Couldn't come up with an answer, huh? Me neither.

:mad: :mad:

Demonpenz
09-17-2004, 12:30 PM
chiefs are heading to 8-8 just enough to keep the crowd coming back for another season

Cormac
09-17-2004, 12:31 PM
You just have to laugh. I mean, what else can you do?

ROFL

:Lin:

homey
09-17-2004, 12:33 PM
As exciting as last year was, I enjoyed the 2002 season the most. And I think we were 8-8, so yea I'm part of the problem.

Coogs
09-17-2004, 12:33 PM
So the Chargers are really the Ravens? :hmmm:

HolmeZz
09-17-2004, 12:33 PM
Simmons is clearly a dipshit.

You'd have to be a moron to say that the Chiefs are just the Chargers with a great running back, seeing as Sandy Eggo might have the best back in the league.

R&GHomer
09-17-2004, 12:35 PM
Someone should remind that ass clown that the Chiefs had 6 O players in the probowl last year. What a complete fugtard!

BCD
09-17-2004, 12:38 PM
Can't throw the ball? Gee, I guess it was my imagination that Trent had over 4000 yards passing last season...

Coogs
09-17-2004, 12:38 PM
Someone should remind that ass clown that the Chiefs had 6 O players in the probowl last year. What a complete fugtard!

And the Ravens had quite a few as well on defense.



I still don't get how the Chargers fit in this thing though....

HolmeZz
09-17-2004, 12:40 PM
A difference between the Chiefs and Chargers is the spelling after the 2nd letter. ;)

ENDelt260
09-17-2004, 12:42 PM
I think someone from KC must've f*cked Bill's wife recently.

KCTitus
09-17-2004, 12:43 PM
You'd have to be a moron to say that the Chiefs are just the Chargers with a great running back, seeing as Sandy Eggo might have the best back in the league.

That'll work...

htismaqe
09-17-2004, 12:43 PM
This has got to be the dumbest thing I've read here in a long time.

Coogs
09-17-2004, 12:43 PM
The only difference between the Chiefs and Chargers is the spelling after the 2nd letter.

Well there you go....

He didn't need to drag the Ravens into the conversation to figure that out did he? :)

HolmeZz
09-17-2004, 12:43 PM
We can't play from behind?

We were down 10 when we beat Denver at arrowhead last year.

We were down like 17 when we beat Green Bay at Lambeau.

We fell behind 10-0 to Pittsburgh in week 2 last year.

We did come back from a 10 point deficit at half to get back into the game last week.

That's just off the top of my head.

Iowanian
09-17-2004, 12:45 PM
the Difference?
A very solid Offensive line
A very good Veteran QB
The best TE in the league
An Offense that finished near the top in scoring the past 2 years.
A probowl KO and Punt Returner
A top Run Blocking #2 TE
Pro bowl caliber safeties
Top notch Special teams
13-3 Record last season...division Championship..playoff game
Not coached by marty
QB not coached by marty Jr
A Legit Homefield Advantage



What they have in common
Top Shelf HB and FB
Mediocre WR corps
Rookie Kickers
new defensive schemes
Rookie DTs from Oregon
Fair LBs, Not excellent
Average Secondary

KC Jones
09-17-2004, 12:46 PM
I can say plenty to counter that pathetic point:

1) It's only been one game so far. Look at Green stats for the last two years and tell me we can't throw the ball. IIRC we lead the league in ypc/ypa.

2) Holmes is our only player? So Green and Gonzalez don't count? Dante Hall doesn't count?

3) We came back from behind in several games last year. Green Bay was an amazing come back.

ChiTown
09-17-2004, 12:46 PM
Difference?

2 Future HOF'ers on the OL, and one of the best OL's in the NFL
1 Pro Bowl QB
1 Pro Bowl TE
1 Pro Bowl Return Specialist
1 of the best Safety Tandems in Football
1 of the best Coaches & staff in the NFL
One of the best and loudest NFL stadiums

Besides all that, it's a dead fuggin heat..... :rolleyes:

PastorMikH
09-17-2004, 12:49 PM
Simmon summeded up in his first line (the line elft out) "I don't like either of these teams. At all."


When all a person is looking for is negative that's all they are going to see.

Mark M
09-17-2004, 12:49 PM
The difference between KC and Thandy Eggo?

Let's see here ...

13-3 > 4-12
8 Pro Bowlers > 0 Pro Bowlers
Dante, Priest, Gonzo, Green, Best Oline in football > LT
Dick Vermeil > Marty Chokenheimer

Anything else I'm missing?

MM
~~:hmmm:

cmh6476
09-17-2004, 12:51 PM
We do have the two best rookie placekickers in the league :thumb:

ptlyon
09-17-2004, 12:52 PM
The difference is San Diego SUCKS and we don't

Scaga
09-17-2004, 12:53 PM
This has got to be the dumbest thing I've read here in a long time.

NOW THAT IS SAYING ALOT AROUND HERE :cuss:

ENDelt260
09-17-2004, 12:54 PM
NOW THAT IS SAYING ALOT AROUND HERE :cuss:
Not really. I think he's had me on ignore for some time.

KCTitus
09-17-2004, 12:57 PM
This has got to be the dumbest thing I've read here in a long time.

I disagree...Teej's dissertation blaming the fans for KC's personnel will remain a close second to Packfans ridiculous comparison of Holmes to D. Bennett...

Those are the top 2, easily...this one is definately top 5 material.

Chiefnj
09-17-2004, 01:06 PM
The biggest difference this year is that the Chargers are 1-0 and the Chiefs 0-1.

htismaqe
09-17-2004, 01:11 PM
Not really. I think he's had me on ignore for some time.

I don't have anybody on ignore. Although sometimes with, I think about it. :D

vckcchiefs04
09-17-2004, 02:11 PM
cmh6476, the plane for Oakland leaves tonight, please be on it! Ignorant sh!t like that comes from that part of the division all the time! You don't like what you see........... go away!

cmh6476
09-17-2004, 02:14 PM
cmh6476, the plane for Oakland leaves tonight, please be on it! Ignorant sh!t like that comes from that part of the division all the time! You don't like what you see........... go away!
i didn't write it bud, check the link :rolleyes:

Mark M
09-17-2004, 02:14 PM
cmh6476, the plane for Oakland leaves tonight, please be on it! Ignorant sh!t like that comes from that part of the division all the time! You don't like what you see........... go away!

Um ... what he posted actually comes from ESPN.com.

Mix in some decaf ...

MM
~~:spock:

ChiTown
09-17-2004, 02:17 PM
cmh6476, the plane for Oakland leaves tonight, please be on it! Ignorant sh!t like that comes from that part of the division all the time! You don't like what you see........... go away!


ROFL
Now, off to the Hall of classics..... ROFL

jspchief
09-17-2004, 02:20 PM
cmh6476, the plane for Oakland leaves tonight, please be on it! Ignorant sh!t like that comes from that part of the division all the time! You don't like what you see........... go away!

NooB misreads thread starter, then tells established member to leave.:shake:

Red dot in 3......2......

Coogs
09-17-2004, 02:23 PM
I'm still baffled why this dude spends the whole paragraph comparing all the similarities between the Chiefs and the Ravens (although the similar defenses between us and Baltimore kind of threw me), then wraps it up comparing us (and Baltimore I assume) and the Chargers.

htismaqe
09-17-2004, 02:25 PM
ROFL
Now, off to the Hall of classics..... ROFL

No shit.

ROFL

And that was another Chiefsplanet "Instant Classic!"

ChiTown
09-17-2004, 02:25 PM
I'm still baffled why this dude spends the whole paragraph comparing all the similarities between the Chiefs and the Ravens (although the similar defenses between us and Baltimore kind of threw me), then wraps it up comparing us (and Baltimore I assume) and the Chargers.

It's classic misdirection.... :)

tk13
09-17-2004, 02:26 PM
Yeah, I just read this... he did rip Plummer again in the article...

JAGUARS (+3) over Broncos
I'm not crazy about this Jags team. Believe me. But this has to be the dumbest line of the week. I mean ...

Did you SEE Jake Plummer's lefthanded interception from his own end zone?

You saw that, right? Well, the guy is almost 30 years old!!!!! He's not changing! He's never changing!!!! He's like one of those prep school friends who never gets a real job and lives in his parents's guest house for a few years, and you're thinking, "He'll get it together at some point," and then you look up one day and he's 32. That's Jake Plummer. It's not happening. It's never happening.

I'm afraid to make fun of Simmons though, he's usually better than the "experts" at picking this stuff.... he's pretty harsh on KC though.

jspchief
09-17-2004, 02:26 PM
I'm still baffled why this dude spends the whole paragraph comparing all the similarities between the Chiefs and the Ravens (although the similar defenses between us and Baltimore kind of threw me), then wraps it up comparing us (and Baltimore I assume) and the Chargers.

It's difficult to write intelligently when you're smoking crack...

Coogs
09-17-2004, 02:28 PM
It's classic misdirection.... :)

Ahhh!

To confuse our defense with the Ravens is classic in itself.

Coogs
09-17-2004, 02:29 PM
It's difficult to write intelligently when you're smoking crack...

Hey!!! I'm not smoking crack. I write this way all the time. ;)

HC_Chief
09-17-2004, 02:50 PM
Can't throw?

Can't play from behind?

This guy is an idiot.

andoman
09-17-2004, 04:56 PM
I think someone from KC must've f*cked Bill's wife recently.

Is she fat?

ROFL

ENDelt260
09-17-2004, 04:58 PM
Is she fat?

ROFL
It wasn't me.

At least... I don't think. Now that you mention it... I did receive a phone call from an LA number I didn't recognize recently.