09-17-2004, 02:58 PM
The white house sent a group of midget porn stars to take out his knee with a metal pipe. Worse still, the pipe was not properly protected and the midgets will be fined. This may not seem like much, but midget porn makes up most of North Carolina's tax revenue and the state is in a fiscal chrisis. They may not be able to fund their midegt porn star tossing contest at the state fair. This swirl of events will somehow cause a newly formed hurricane to ravage Florida.