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tk13
09-18-2004, 01:33 AM
They just had a segment hosted by Sean Salisbury about how to stop Priest Holmes, because obviously it would be of great help to the Panthers to try and keep Priest in check. This is all part of their series of SportsCenters over in Kuwait, so they had a demo-field with a bunch of soldiers acting as the players as Salisbury directed traffic. He proceeded to show one "play" where the Panther D-line gets pushed back at the line of scrimmage, Priest can run through the holes. Then on the next play, if Carolina gets penetration through the line, Priest will have nowhere to go. In the passing game, if Priest comes out of the backfield, somebody has to shadow him. That way, they can help contain Priest Holmes and win the ballgame... and that was pretty much it. I'd just like to personally thank Sean Salisbury-Madden for that enlightening segment.

KcMizzou
09-18-2004, 01:39 AM
It's like Sesame Street for football...

tk13
09-18-2004, 01:42 AM
It's like Sesame Street for football...
I betcha Big Bird would make one heckuva middle linebacker....

KcMizzou
09-18-2004, 01:43 AM
I betcha Big Bird would make one heckuva middle linebacker.... Who would be the best Johnny Morton... Bert or Ernie?

tk13
09-18-2004, 01:45 AM
Who would be the best Johnny Morton... Bert or Ernie?
ROFL ROFL "Hey Eddie K, are you going to put something on my ass?"

KcMizzou
09-18-2004, 01:46 AM
ROFL ROFL "Hey Eddie K., are ya gonna put something on my ass?" ROFL

Little did we know... at 3 yrs old we were being introduced to "alternative lifestyles".

KcMizzou
09-18-2004, 01:51 AM
Little did we know... at 3 yrs old we were being introduced to "alternative lifestyles". "We have no idea what you're talking about...."

http://www.moroz.ca/images/stuff/bert-ernie.gif

tk13
09-18-2004, 01:53 AM
I'm not sure about Sesame Street and football, but we had the Muppet Show for quite a long time...

http://w1.858.telia.com/~u85821131/misc/images/statler-waldorf.jpghttp://espn-i.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0115/photo/f_sumad_sp.jpg

tk13
09-18-2004, 01:59 AM
I'd have to say that's pretty amazing, we went from SportsCenter to the Muppet Show in less than 10 posts. I think I'm easily the frontrunner for "Best Muppet Show Hijack of Your Own Thread" award in 2004.

KcMizzou
09-18-2004, 02:03 AM
I'd have to say that's pretty amazing, we went from SportsCenter to the Muppet Show in less than 10 posts. I think I'm easily the frontrunner for "Best Muppet Show Hijack of Your Own Thread" award in 2004. It really was quite an amazing transition... good show.

tk13
09-18-2004, 02:08 AM
It really was quite an amazing transition... good show.
Thank you! Thank you!

http://www.mobtownplayers.com/pix/Spot/Fozzie%20Bear.jpg

ChiefsFanatic
09-18-2004, 02:38 AM
Well, turnovers, time of possession, field position, controlling the line of scrimmage, execution and staying healthy are also important.

tk13
09-18-2004, 02:47 AM
Well, turnovers, time of possession, field position, controlling the line of scrimmage, execution and staying healthy are also important.
Dude! What about scoring more points than the other team?!

ChiefsFanatic
09-18-2004, 02:51 AM
Dude! What about scoring more points than the other team?!


What is the cliche for that?

Rausch
09-18-2004, 03:07 AM
I'm not sure about Sesame Street and football, but we had the Muppet Show for quite a long time...

http://w1.858.telia.com/~u85821131/misc/images/statler-waldorf.jpghttp://espn-i.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0115/photo/f_sumad_sp.jpg


ROFL

go bowe
09-18-2004, 03:18 AM
Dude! What about scoring more points than the other team?!that's not always the best way to know who really won a game...



just ask any donko fan how they feel about last year's game at arrowhead!! :p :p :p

Ari Chi3fs
09-18-2004, 04:00 AM
Who would be the best Johnny Morton... Bert or Ernie?

Nope, Snuffaluffagus, cuz he has no hand.s