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Mr. Kotter
09-19-2004, 09:53 PM
I'm pledging to give up sex until the NEXT Chief's loss, or Superbowl victory--whichever comes first. What will YOU give up???

FTR, I'm hoping not to have sex until sometime in February of 2005. Of course, those of you that have been married as long as I have (15 years), may think I'm not sacrificing much--but, hey, how many of you will join me!!!

Deperate circumstances call for desperate measures. I KNEW this would be their year....I KNOW it; therefore, although I'm not superstitious nor a big believer in "good kharma," I've decided this is my attempt to influence the forces of the universe.

What will YOU give up until the Chief's next loss, or SB victory?

Demonpenz
09-19-2004, 09:54 PM
My hand thanks you

Rain Man
09-19-2004, 09:55 PM
Good strategy. Similarly, I'm going to give up driving Lamborghinis.

Saulbadguy
09-19-2004, 09:55 PM
Heroin.

KcMizzou
09-19-2004, 09:55 PM
have you told your wife the good news?

Frazod
09-19-2004, 09:56 PM
I'll give up my blow dryer. :D

Mr. Kotter
09-19-2004, 09:56 PM
My hand thanks you

:spock:

TMI ROFL

Iowanian
09-19-2004, 09:56 PM
Bullshit............your wife just cut your off, and you're trying to cover for not getting any for the next month.

Mr. Kotter
09-19-2004, 09:57 PM
have you told your wife the good news?

Yep, she's doin' still doin' handsprings, and whoopin' like I will be when the Chiefs DO win the SB.... :(

Raiderhader
09-19-2004, 09:58 PM
I'll give up my blow dryer. :D



ROFL

Mr. Kotter
09-19-2004, 09:59 PM
Bullshit............your wife just cut your off, and you're trying to cover for not getting any for the next month.

No.....no.....really, that isn't it.....I swear. :doh!:

ROFL

Rausch
09-19-2004, 09:59 PM
My hand thanks you

Rain Man
09-19-2004, 09:59 PM
Maybe we should all give up extravehicular space walks, too.

Frazod
09-19-2004, 10:00 PM
ROFL

Might as well offer up the comb and styling gel, too.

Damn, I'll be a real mess...... :)

Demonpenz
09-19-2004, 10:01 PM
is that your rauch I hope not cause your dorky as hell

KcMizzou
09-19-2004, 10:02 PM
is that you? I hope not cause your dorky as hell Nah... Brad's much dorkier than that.

Edit* Incorrect use of your/you're... 10 yard penalty, repeat the down.

Iowanian
09-19-2004, 10:03 PM
You're giving up your sex life huh...........Stick your fingers in the lawn mower or something?

Demonpenz
09-19-2004, 10:05 PM
Nah... Brad's much dorkier than that.

Edit* Incorrect use of you/you're... 10 yard penalty, repeat the down.


The planet must be bogged down because when i was typing it i put "Your hair is dorky as hell" fing planet

Mr. Kotter
09-19-2004, 10:06 PM
You're giving up your sex life huh...........Stick your fingers in the lawn mower or something?

I was wonderin' how many posts it would take for someone to say something about my only sex life involving "Rosey".... ROFL

17....longer than I thought. You guys are slippin' :)

Raiderhader
09-19-2004, 10:06 PM
Might as well offer up the comb and styling gel, too.

Damn, I'll be a real mess...... :)


Heh heh. I'm like you, I'm not giving up anything. I already give my time, emotion, energy, and money to this team. If that isn't good enough for them, then f#ck them.

Iowanian
09-19-2004, 10:07 PM
Shoot SD.........Everyone already knew that you scored less than a Denver fan without livestock tied to a post and a bucket.

Rausch
09-19-2004, 10:08 PM
is that your rauch I hope not cause your dorky as hell :shake:

J Diddy
09-19-2004, 10:08 PM
Yep, she's doin' still doin' handsprings, and whoopin' like I will be when the Chiefs DO win the SB.... :(


At the rate it's going it will be in the next life, so when you come back as a cat.....


Just make sure you're a cat who watches TV.

Demonpenz
09-19-2004, 10:09 PM
I would have to use some chiefsplanet math to see how much people get laid here at the old planet. Let see if i am correct

Married people= (How many times they have sex -3)
People who aren't married (Never get laid, on chiefsplanet so much)

Count Alex's Losses
09-19-2004, 10:10 PM
I'm not only going to give up sex, I'm going to give up wanking.

GO CHIEFS!

Mr. Kotter
09-19-2004, 10:12 PM
I'm not only going to give up sex, I'm going to give up wanking.

GO CHIEFS!

You notice I didn't say THAT! :hmmm:

ROFL

Demonpenz
09-19-2004, 10:13 PM
Damnit I almost made it, BAD HAND and or jar of room temperature mayo

Saulbadguy
09-19-2004, 10:14 PM
Damnit I almost made it, BAD HAND and or jar of room temperature mayo
I prefer gasoline mixed with antifreeze.

KcMizzou
09-19-2004, 10:15 PM
I'm not only going to give up sex, I'm going to give up wanking.

GO CHIEFS! Oh yeah?

http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20040210/wswar10/star2.jpg

Iowanian
09-19-2004, 10:15 PM
I'm not only going to give up sex, I'm going to give up wanking.

GO CHIEFS!

Like there is any difference for you GC.

If Slapping Bozo were a championship....You're the Lance Armstrong of Punching the Clown

Mr. Kotter
09-19-2004, 10:16 PM
Oh yeah?

http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20040210/wswar10/star2.jpg

That's vicious.

Princess Leah....the man is headed to the tissue box as we speak.... ROFL

Demonpenz
09-19-2004, 10:17 PM
Not the steel bikini! that thing makes precum come out of my penis

Mr. Kotter
09-19-2004, 10:17 PM
I prefer gasoline mixed with antifreeze.

DAMN, you K-State guys get pretty desperate don't you..... :shake:

Demonpenz
09-19-2004, 10:18 PM
DAMN, you K-State guys get pretty desperate don't you..... :shake:

Hell even sproles gets tired of ****ing

Count Alex's Losses
09-19-2004, 10:49 PM
That's vicious.

Princess Leah....the man is headed to the tissue box as we speak.... ROFL

It's Princess LEIA.

And I actually thought she was hotter in the first movie.

ENDelt260
09-20-2004, 12:40 AM
You weren't gettin' any anyway, SDCF.

There's no way in hell I'd give up sex for a f*cking football team.

E@SHSU
09-20-2004, 12:48 AM
I could give up beer. As much as I hate too.

Count Alex's Losses
09-20-2004, 12:57 AM
There's no way in hell I'd give up sex for a f*cking football team.

Yeah, some of us are true fans. :harumph:

I'd take a vow of abstinence if it meant a Super Bowl championship.

Fairplay
09-20-2004, 01:02 AM
You weren't gettin' any anyway, SDCF.

There's no way in hell I'd give up sex for a f*cking football team.



I agree it is asking too much. What about your left nut then?

el borracho
09-20-2004, 01:52 AM
When you believe in things
That you don't understand,
Then you suffer.
Superstition ain't the way.

Taco John
09-20-2004, 04:45 AM
Mojo doesn't care about your sex life. Mojo just laughs that you're not getting any.

If you decide to share with your friends about your decision to go sexless... Tell them it's because herpes are flaring up or something. It makes it sound a little less dorky... ;)

Mr. Kotter
09-20-2004, 07:22 AM
I could give up beer. As much as I hate too.

Beer? What are you, CRAZY....please don't do THAT! ROFL

Mr. Kotter
09-20-2004, 07:23 AM
I agree it is asking too much. What about your left nut then?

Heh, he said a while back that he lost the left one in a bet during college....we'd have to settle for the right one. :hmmm:

Mr. Kotter
09-20-2004, 07:25 AM
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I'd take a vow of abstinence if it meant a Super Bowl championship.

THAT's the spirit! :thumb:

Mr. Kotter
09-20-2004, 07:25 AM
Mojo doesn't care about your sex life. Mojo just laughs that you're not getting any.

If you decide to share with your friends about your decision to go sexless... Tell them it's because herpes are flaring up or something. It makes it sound a little less dorky... ;)

Although I'm sure you are probably an expert on herpes, I suspect you don't know jack about mojo.... :p

:)