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Rain Man
09-19-2004, 09:58 PM
This just in. It looks like Miami has to punt again.



In other news, the Department of the Interior has designated A.J. Feeley as an endangered species.

Skip Towne
09-19-2004, 10:02 PM
Would you please send me a memo the next time Miami has to punt. I'm kind of getting drawn to it.

Demonpenz
09-19-2004, 10:03 PM
Miami's helmets are not gay enough

Saulbadguy
09-19-2004, 10:04 PM
Positive thinking: At least we aren't MIAMI.

Rain Man
09-19-2004, 10:05 PM
Would you please send me a memo the next time Miami has to punt. I'm kind of getting drawn to it.

I'm developing a mathematical model to predict it. So far, the model shows that Miami punts on every fourth offensive play.

Frazod
09-19-2004, 10:05 PM
I sure wish we had Cincinnati's defense, though. They look great.

Frazod
09-19-2004, 10:07 PM
Anybody else catch that promo commercial for SportsCenter?

"Tonight, SportsCenter Busts." As they show a clip of the Chiefs.

:banghead:

tk13
09-19-2004, 10:08 PM
I sure wish we had Cincinnati's defense, though. They look great.
It's easy to look great when your opponent's offensive line couldn't block a front four consisting of two-toed jungle sloths to save their lives....

Rain Man
09-19-2004, 10:09 PM
I sure wish we had Cincinnati's defense, though. They look great.


Yeah, Justin Smith might as well be Feeley's helmet. He spends more time on him than it does.




WHOA! FIRST DOWNNNNNNNN, MIIIIAAAAAAMMIIIIIIII!

Baby Lee
09-19-2004, 10:11 PM
10!!!

cdcox
09-19-2004, 10:13 PM
Which of the following has happened the least tonight:

Feeley getting crushed
Feeley throwing into coverage
Miami Punting

Baby Lee
09-19-2004, 10:13 PM
Anybody else catch that promo commercial for SportsCenter?

"Tonight, SportsCenter Busts." As they show a clip of the Chiefs.

:banghead:
We are officially THE JOKE of the NFL.

Whenever some guy's kid starts whining or crying, he'll say "Buck up! Stop being such a Chief."

New Massengil ads are planned which say "Mom. You ever get that not so fresh feeling. . . you know. . . in your Chief?"

Rain Man
09-19-2004, 10:13 PM
WHOA! FIRST DOWNNNNNNNN, MIIIIAAAAAAMMIIIIIIII!

That's odd. They got the first down, but I think they just came out and punted anyway.

Skip Towne
09-19-2004, 10:15 PM
I'm developing a mathematical model to predict it. So far, the model shows that Miami punts on every fourth offensive play.
You neede a mathematical model to predict THAT? I only needed a cursory look at their roster.

Rain Man
09-19-2004, 10:15 PM
Which of the following has happened the least tonight:

Feeley getting crushed
Feeley throwing into coverage
Miami Punting


Feeley getting crushed - 2 plays out of four.
Feeley throwing into coverage - 2 plays out of four. (simultaneously with A)
Miami Punting - 1 play out of four.
Miami gets stuffed running - 1 play out of four.

Calcountry
09-19-2004, 10:18 PM
This just in, Dextor Mcleon has decided to retire immediately.

cdcox
09-19-2004, 10:19 PM
Whew! Thank goodness for overrated QBs to keep Foster from being ranked as the best playmaker of the day.

Rain Man
09-19-2004, 10:20 PM
Miami has 20 rushes for 25 yards, with three minutes left in the game.


Oooh, nice catch and run by McMichael.

Frazod
09-19-2004, 10:20 PM
Miami's threatening to score here.... :eek:

Holy shit - they DID score :eek:

TD Miami

cdcox
09-19-2004, 10:21 PM
AGHHHHHH! freak play!

Demonpenz
09-19-2004, 10:21 PM
hell sees a snowflake

Rain Man
09-19-2004, 10:21 PM
Whew! Thank goodness for overrated QBs to keep Foster from being ranked as the best playmaker of the day.

Heh-heh. I was just thinking the same thing. Career day my butt.



Oooh, Miami scores on a ricocheted batted pass.

tk13
09-19-2004, 10:21 PM
Whew! Thank goodness for overrated QBs to keep Foster from being ranked as the best playmaker of the day.
You think we couldn't stop a shifty guy like Quentin Griffin... if we don't get better on defense Vick is going to run for 200 yards on us. He literally looked like a high schooler playing with pee wee kids on a couple of those runs today.....

Baby Lee
09-19-2004, 10:25 PM
You think we couldn't stop a shifty guy like Quentin Griffin... if we don't get better on defense Vick is going to run for 200 yards on us. He literally looked like a high schooler playing with pee wee kids on a couple of those runs today.....
Watch, as Holliday sticks his head up his own ass on national TV!!

Frazod
09-19-2004, 10:25 PM
The Fish will have a chance....

Frazod
09-19-2004, 10:26 PM
And Miami returns it almost into FG range.... WOW

Baby Lee
09-19-2004, 10:27 PM
The Fish will have a chance....
And we'll have a worse record than the Fish.

Every league needs a 'Bengals' team. That's why we invited KC.

cdcox
09-19-2004, 10:27 PM
This reminds me why I don't gamble with real money. I had Bengals -3 with a 10 pt lead and now I'm hoping for a push on the gambling thread.

Frazod
09-19-2004, 10:27 PM
And Feeley gets away with grounding. :shake:

Rain Man
09-19-2004, 10:27 PM
They ought to make this fair and make Cincinnati's linemen do a "One Mississippi, Two Mississippi" before they rush.

cdcox
09-19-2004, 10:29 PM
LOL

Frazod
09-19-2004, 10:32 PM
Mare to try to tie it... and it's good.

But Lewis called timeout. What a dick. :D

cdcox
09-19-2004, 10:32 PM
Beautiful timing on the time out.

Rausch
09-19-2004, 10:33 PM
Mare to try to tie it... and it's good.

But Lewis called timeout. What a dick. :D

Like I haven't watched 2 steming turds of a game already...

Frazod
09-19-2004, 10:34 PM
Tie game.

The way both offenses look, I'd say there is a real possibility of an OT tie here.

Rain Man
09-19-2004, 10:34 PM
That's weird. Miami punted it through the goalpost, and they got three points.

Skip Towne
09-19-2004, 10:37 PM
I finally caught up with you guys and tuned in. Man, the stench is about to overwhelm me. Damn that smell-o-vision.

Frazod
09-19-2004, 10:44 PM
Bengals nearly in FG range on the final drive.

Scratch that. They ARE in FG range now.

Frazod
09-19-2004, 10:46 PM
39 yard FG to win it is..... GOOD.

cdcox
09-19-2004, 10:47 PM
Yea, i got the push :rolleyes:

arrowheadrocks
09-19-2004, 10:48 PM
The Bungles now have a better record than us....sorry...I am just having trouble letting go...

Rain Man
09-19-2004, 10:49 PM
I was rooting for Miami. They're less of a threat to get a playoff spot.

Frazod
09-19-2004, 10:49 PM
That was a helluva game.

Frazod
09-19-2004, 10:49 PM
I was rooting for Miami. They're less of a threat to get a playoff spot.

Unfortunately, so are we. :(

Skip Towne
09-19-2004, 11:06 PM
Unfortunately, so are we. :(
Quitter.