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|Zach|
09-20-2004, 12:23 PM
It is always funny going to a place to get medicine or toilet type stuff. Like the Pharmacutical section of a grocery store. Nobody makes eye contact and everyone seems to go out of their way to not be in the sight line of other people. Its as if everyone assumes the other person is getting Preperation H, tampons, and herepes medicine at the same time and you shouldn't come within 5 ft. of them. Kind of a funny way to act for a group of people who are probably getting tooth paste and nail clippers.

ENDelt260
09-20-2004, 12:31 PM
I remember years ago a standup talking about how proud he was to go buy tampons for his gf.

"Whattaya got there, buddy? Playboy? Look at this... I got a REAL WOMAN at home!"

|Zach|
09-20-2004, 12:32 PM
ROFL

Ari Chi3fs
09-20-2004, 12:32 PM
It is always funny going to a place to get medicine or toilet type stuff. Like the Pharmacutical section of a grocery store. Nobody makes eye contact and everyone seems to go out of their way to not be in the sight line of other people. Its as if everyone assumes the other person is getting Preperation H, tampons, and herepes medicine at the same time and you shouldn't come within 5 ft. of them. Kind of a funny way to act for a group of people who are probably getting tooth paste and nail clippers.


do you put of this stuff in your Man Purse?

KCWolfman
09-20-2004, 12:33 PM
Just try talking to someone about a product and watch how fast they leave.


"Can you believe the price of rubbers nowadays? I remember getting a 3 pack for 1.75 and those were the ticklers - not the 'just for entertainment purpose' french ticklers, but the real things that protected you. And that jelly, man that leaves a filmy taste in your mouth for hours, gack! I remember buying a hemmerhoid creme, a box of rubbers, some suppositories, and my wife's depilatory lip creme for a 10.00 and still having money left over for McDonald's afterwards. Ahh, the good old days are gone forever......"

ENDelt260
09-20-2004, 12:36 PM
Can you believe the price of rubbers nowadays?

Seriously.

|Zach|
09-20-2004, 12:38 PM
I went in to get some last week and you had to have someone open this locked cabinet for them. Why are they locking up condoms like they are drugs or something?

KCWolfman
09-20-2004, 12:39 PM
I went in to get some last week and you had to have someone open this locked cabinet for them. Why are they locking up condoms like they are drugs or something?
Easy to steal, high profit markup, and difficult to label with the antitheft devices.

ENDelt260
09-20-2004, 12:41 PM
I went in to get some last week and you had to have someone open this locked cabinet for them. Why are they locking up condoms like they are drugs or something?
You're kidding me.

Haha.

If I were in the right mood, I use that situation to make the conversation as uncomfortable as possible for the clerk. Ask to see a few different kinds... ask what they prefer and why... maybe some very specific references to events or stories... real or imagined... oh, the possibilities are endless.

"...and, boy, was that an embarassing trip to the emergency room."

ENDelt260
09-20-2004, 12:42 PM
difficult to label with the antitheft devices.

No way. You could slap one of those little white plastic things with adhesive on the back on the box easily.

Hope I'm describing it right. You know what I'm talking about? They show up on CDs often...

|Zach|
09-20-2004, 12:44 PM
Damn, I gotta get ready to go to class have a good day folks.

KCWolfman
09-20-2004, 12:45 PM
No way. You could slap one of those little white plastic things with adhesive on the back on the box easily.

Hope I'm describing it right. You know what I'm talking about? They show up on CDs often...
No, they show up IN CDs not ON them.

Anything you can slap on the outside of a box, can be pulled off easily. Nowadays, they are hiding those antitheft tags inside a lot of boxes. But items like condoms are so low cost, high profit that the manufacturers won't install them prior to delivery. It is more cost efficient to put them in a locked case.

Jenny Gump
09-20-2004, 12:47 PM
Uh Zach, that was ME in the pharmacy section, and I WAS buying tampons, and I'm not ashamed to admit it either.

Hey BTW, did I see you on Walnut Street Saturday? Looked like you.

ENDelt260
09-20-2004, 12:47 PM
No, they show up IN CDs not ON them.

Maybe some places. I see them stuck to the cellophane often.

Not that that makes your point any less valid.

ENDelt260
09-20-2004, 12:49 PM
Seriously, tho... why the hell are condoms more than a buck a piece? They're using my desire to stay alive as an opportunity to gouge me. Bastards.

|Zach|
09-20-2004, 12:50 PM
Uh Zach, that was ME in the pharmacy section, and I WAS buying tampons, and I'm not ashamed to admit it either.

Hey BTW, did I see you on Walnut Street Saturday? Looked like you.

Thats possible...I live on Walnut St. I was also walking on it very pissed because the festival made it so I couldn't park on it. When was this?

Jenny Gump
09-20-2004, 12:54 PM
Thats possible...I live on Walnut St. I was also walking on it very pissed because the festival made it so I couldn't park on it. When was this?

It was Saturday, around 1:00 or 2:00. Some guy with a chick. He looked a lot like you. I thought it probably wouldn't be a good idea to walk up and say "Hey Zach! Your chick is Gazworthy." I don't need to invite trouble into my life. It finds me naturally.

Jenny Gump
09-20-2004, 12:54 PM
It was Saturday, around 1:00 or 2:00. Some guy with a chick. He looked a lot like you. I thought it probably wouldn't be a good idea to walk up and say "Hey Zach! Your chick is Gazworthy." I don't need to invite trouble into my life. It finds me naturally.

Oh, and this guy didn't look pissed at all. Just FWIW.

ENDelt260
09-20-2004, 12:57 PM
Jenny... why didn't you just do the agreed upon CP signal? Remember that thread you posted asking for one? The settled upon signal was the flashing of boobies.

Jenny Gump
09-20-2004, 01:00 PM
Jenny... why didn't you just do the agreed upon CP signal? Remember that thread you posted asking for one? The settled upon signal was the flashing of boobies.

Actually, I didn't want to upstage the girl he was with. Chicks are sensitve and all that crap.

ENDelt260
09-20-2004, 01:11 PM
Actually, I didn't want to upstage the girl he was with. Chicks are sensitve and all that crap.
Oh, so now you're saying Zach's lady friend doesn't have nice breasts?

Man, you're lucky he's in class and can't see this.

Meanie.

Jenny Gump
09-20-2004, 04:54 PM
Oh, so now you're saying Zach's lady friend doesn't have nice breasts?

Man, you're lucky he's in class and can't see this.

Meanie.

Heh. I am kinda mean. And all this time I thought I was a sweetie pie.

|Zach|
09-20-2004, 08:27 PM
I didn't leave my place till about 3 so it prob wasn't me. I guess you will just after to wait for another time to lust after me Jenny.

LVNHACK
09-20-2004, 09:05 PM
Heh. I am kinda mean. And all this time I thought I was a sweetie pie.



You're not fooling me......I know you're Skip's sweetie pie......

Demonpenz
09-20-2004, 09:06 PM
all this talk about condoms, when pulling out is free

KCWolfman
09-20-2004, 09:06 PM
You're not fooling me......I know you're Skip's sweetie pie......
She may be Skip's, but she obviously is not sweet if she is not using the CP secret signal.

KCWolfman
09-20-2004, 09:07 PM
all this talk about condoms, when pulling out is free
12 months * $700.00 per child *21 years = $176,400.00

Your math is bad if you think a $1.25 is not good insurance against those numbers.

Demonpenz
09-20-2004, 09:09 PM
12 months * $700.00 per child *21 years = $176,400.00

Your math is bad if you think a $1.25 is not good insurance against those numbers.


worlds of fun ticket 55 dollars

Jenny Gump
09-20-2004, 10:41 PM
She may be Skip's, but she obviously is not sweet if she is not using the CP secret signal.

Uh...I don't think the ex parte says anything about "belonging" to Skip. It actually orders him to stay at least 100 yards away from me at all times.

ENDelt260
09-20-2004, 10:56 PM
all this talk about condoms, when pulling out is free
ROFL

And, of course, the money shot is the piece de resistance.