It could be worse

[Straight, No Chaser]

Not spinning what happen yesterday but you could be Dolphin Fan:

-You lost to the Bengals in OT, at home
-AJ Feeley is your starting QB
-Ricky Williams has a Eurorail pass and a dime bag and you just signed a guy named Leonard Henry from the practice squad
-Do you feel like you're living in a trailer without a roof?


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[Spicy McHaggis]

One of my roommates is a huge Dolphins fan. Before the season he bought this huge banner to hang up and had just bought a Williams jersey when he heard the news (of Ricky burning one down in India or wherever). I'm always giving him chit. But I really wish the Chiefs would give me a friggin leg to stand on here.

[Amnorix]

Seriously, I think last night we saw why Williams retired. NOBODY could run for that team behind that OLine. His average was a measly 3.5 yards per carry last year, and it would've been worse this year. Why take 350+ carries just to go nowhere for a truly terrible offensive team.

I still think he's a loser, but it's at least a little more easily understood.