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Bowser 09-08-2022 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 16448385)
The prep is far worse than the procedure.

QFmfT

Prepping is awful, just awful. You didn't know you could poop that much before then. I did the "white diet" (that's racist .gif) the day before the actual Magnesium Citrate cleanse day, they say that helps even further with cleaning you out back/down there so the docs don't have to even think about anything other then operating the camera. Seemed to work - they actually told me I did a great job on my cleanse, lol.

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 16449548)
So they find a polyp up in there they just cut it out or do they have to test then go back in and cut it out later?

Chop it out and send it away to test. If benign, no worries, but you do have to return in five years instead of ten for your next one.

Abba-Dabba 09-08-2022 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 16449617)
Yeah....but exactly how much do you figure you'll accomplish in that last 20-25 years anyway?

grandchildren

Rausch 09-08-2022 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by RubberSponge (Post 16449663)
grandchildren

I hope you made 'em before now 'cause...I got bad news for you.

ptlyon 09-08-2022 07:13 PM

Bunghole update?

scho63 09-08-2022 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 16449566)
Case in point about the age thing: remember that colon cancer is what killed Chadwick Boseman. He was 43.

Aren't you a basket of cheer! :spock:

MagicalFruit 09-08-2022 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 16449655)
QFmfT

Prepping is awful, just awful. You didn't know you could poop that much before then. I did the "white diet" (that's racist .gif) the day before the actual Magnesium Citrate cleanse day, they say that helps even further with cleaning you out back/down there so the docs don't have to even think about anything other then operating the camera. Seemed to work - they actually told me I did a great job on my cleanse, lol.



Chop it out and send it away to test. If benign, no worries, but you do have to return in five years instead of ten for your next one.

Drinking the stuff right now…not half bad honestly. Still awaiting the first “oh shit!” Moment

KsBubba 09-08-2022 08:08 PM

Tell them to hold the Versed. If your bunghole is smarting it will be good to remember why.

ptlyon 09-08-2022 08:08 PM

Wait for it... Wait for it...

MagicalFruit 09-08-2022 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 16450319)
Wait for it... Wait for it...

Stuff works pretty fast!

BigOlChiefsfan 09-08-2022 08:20 PM

Good luck. And "rectum? Danged near kilt 'em!" Because I don't get to say that as often as you might think.

ptlyon 09-08-2022 08:23 PM

Mine coming up not scheduled yet

neech 09-08-2022 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 16449566)
Case in point about the age thing: remember that colon cancer is what killed Chadwick Boseman. He was 43.

https://c.tenor.com/hYlXp5HKOtIAAAAM...hel-dratch.gif

Prison Bitch 09-08-2022 08:49 PM

It’s like your stomach rumbles 15 min after the second drink. Then rumbles. Then a few min rumbles again. This goes on for 20 min or so. Then you can feel the urge coming on and sit down. And it’s like the longest running diarrhea you’ll ever imagine

Then again. And again. Every 10 min or so for three hours. Bring War And Peace into the bathroom to pass the time

MagicalFruit 09-08-2022 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 16450580)
It’s like your stomach rumbles 15 min after the second drink. Then rumbles. Then a few min rumbles again. This goes on for 20 min or so. Then you can feel the urge coming on and sit down. And it’s like the longest running diarrhea you’ll ever imagine

Then again. And again. Every 10 min or so for three hours. Bring War And Peace into the bathroom to pass the time

I must run out of anything remaining pretty quick, no? I mean, it was only 3 liters of the stuff that I drank.

DaFace 09-08-2022 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by neech (Post 16450568)

The point is, get screened early.


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