Every time I hear we need fresh meat I think that we should change the name to "The Casting Couch Planet" or "Barely Legal Planet".
If that ever happend it scares me to think that GoChiefs wouldn't be the only one beating off to threads.

I can understand your confusion, but no man could act THAT stupid.

aahhhhhh....... I didn't know you cared...

F you! I post when I want. (as you can tell from my low post count.) Since I started working at a place where I can check the net I've picked it up a little bit. I've been more of a lurker than a noob I guess. I think I might have to find Kotter and everyone else that comes up for Jazzfest so I can put some faces with names. Hopefully, everyone is meeting at a bar before the jazz starts. You can keep that shit, I'll stay at the bar.

The real point the noobs need to hear, which has been touched on, is that 95% of the beatings dished out on the Planet are sibling-type. Yeah, we're smaking someone around, but it's out of love. The moment that person is in actualy pain or distress we back off and/or lend support. You will be harded pressed to find a finer online community.

We need the noobs and lurkers to keep the gene pool fresh. You lurkers especially. You should add to the commentary you enjoy so much so that it doesn't become stale.

It's possible you watch too much pr0n. I'm just sayin'. You know, when the word "meat" immediately makes you think of 18 year old girls on a casting couch you might have an issue.

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I thought that was why Al invented the internet. Tipper was such a tight @ss he needed a daily porn fix. ROFL

I love this place. I do get intimidated because I don't know stats or a lot about what each position on D and O are necessarily supposed to do. I grew up in a small town and we couldn't afford a football team, so I never played the game. I don't record the games and play them over and over so I can see who missed or made a good play. I do have the NFL ticket and I NEVER miss a Chiefs game. I am passionate about the Chiefs!! BigDaddy kind of scares me but not as much as Pittbulls. Just kidding about BD but not about Pittbulls. I expect I'm quite a bit older than most on this BB. I've said before there are some funny Mother fuckers on here. I have learned more about football from here than anywhere else. I'm also not real computer literate which also intimidates me. I not a real social butterfly, but I would really like to party with you people. Oh and I am also passionate about hunting. I think we have had a tremendous off season and I can't wait to see what we can do with an outstanding O and a good D. That's all. Thanks for reading.

If you knew more about football you'd know how little actual knowledge is spread around on this board.


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C'mon Lurkers.............I know that you know, that you want to Post here.

Pop your damn head in and say something about yourself. Its the internet, you can even Lie if you want.

I don't consider you a noob, I have seen you around. You pick and choose your places.

...and I didn't mean to come off as an azzhole in that lst post, I just came back from the bathroom where it was a full house. I hate it when all the stalls are taken. ALL I WANNA DO IS DROP A DUECE!!!! WHAT THE fuck!

Well, Iowian, you shook the tree pretty good...
 

Even made me post :p

I lurk mostly because of time constraints. Yes I have a life, unlike most of you ga-jillian post count regulars :shake:

When I have been in the mood to post (rarely), I find it can take a lot of time. Hats off to you guys to provide me entertainment. Additionally, I find that I don't materially have anything of interest to add. So I don't.

The Planet is a valuable resource that I use on occassion for research...see +HP for a Trailblazer or Where to Paddle in MO. There is quite a bit of insight available with numerous varing opinions. There is also a GREAT variation in intellect as well. Which adds to the humor value.

I think that most of the above is why Lurkers out number regulars.

That's my 2 cents worth.

~Crawling Back Under My Rock For Today~

I also can't spell Iowanians' name correctly :banghead:

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Congrats, you are the only one :)

The worst is when the fat guy that smells like Indian Food has been in there blowing mud. UGH.