ads are shitty. i have no guilt skipping them and taking a piss

Green Police FTW!!

CHARLES

that will keep me from buying an AUDI...

That was a sweet lookin' Audi turbodiesel. I bet that sucker hauls.

The Doritos commercials have easily been the best tonight.

Doritos, Thank you.

"I'd like to hear you read some words"


ROFL

I don't give a shit what any of you Internet homos say. I'd hit it. I'd hit it repeatedly. And then I'd hit Angelina Jolie repeatedly. And I'd f**k Britney and Paris and I'd even let that Octomom chick blow me. And anyone who says otherwise should just buy a pink shirt and start watching "The View".

(Sure, my dick would soon rot off... but it would've been a fun week!)

Where'd you get the impression there were people who wouldn't?

It's been mentioned on this board in other spots.

I'm not as discerning. I'd fill every hole, and then when I was done I might even make some new ones and fill those too. LMAO