:facepalm: :facepalm:

You know how I know you should have gotten beyond round 2 of the douche tourney?

LMAO

So 95 percent of CPers are pussies? It's not that hard to just let things go once in a while.

You don't think its perfectly reasonable for a man in his mid-fourties to do things like start a month long douche tournament on the internet?

Well, 95% of CP doesn't snipe at me.

There are a lot of people here who seem to find those polls entertaining.

If you don't, thread tools>ignore thread>problem solved.

The different personalities, the way they are conveyed by typed word only, is what makes this place interesting for me.

So, just so I understand, is being called a "pussy" something you would consider a snipe?

Most entertaining thread in a while

Yeah, pretty much.

I don't like you. I think you're a horrible moderator and the patron saint of trolls.

But I generally keep it to myself.

Haha now frazhole is gioing after daface.. Milkman is right this guy is useless

You bitch about me nonstop any time I step foot into any thread you're involved in. I hardly think that's keeping it to yourself.

And I've never understood why you think I like trolls. Did you notice that R8ers was gone from here for six months last summer? Ever stop and ask yourself why?

Since adding new mods last year, I've tried to stay as far away from mod decisions as possible. So the next time you want to bitch about mod decisions, remember: you won. I got other people to do the mod stuff because I clearly suck at it.

They are certainly entertaining. William Hung was entertaining, too.

There's just something about a middle-aged guy who has had his ass handed to him by life deciding to finally settle the score on a football message board that is off-putting. If I had a 13 year old kid who conducted a douche contest, I'm sure people would be entertainid, but I would still tell him to grow the **** up lest he find himself 30 years later...well...I'd tell him to grow up.

You know it keeps me up nights knowing that you don't like me. :(

This is bad. Real bad. Two scrappy, full-grown men pulling hair and punching moobs. It might make a good movie, though.

But, I've discovered something even worse as a result of my recent research on Food Additives Made From Animal Ass. Please read the balance of this post with caution ...

Beaver Ass is used in many consumer products, my friends. That's right. I said, Beaver Ass.

Beaver Ass is used in perfumery, of course. This is common knowledge. What is less known is the fact that Beaver Ass is also listed as a "natural flavoring" by the FDA and is often included in foods with "vanilla" or "raspberry" flavoring. Yes. Beaver Ass apparently tastes like vanilla and raspberries. Oh ... and it's used in many brands of cigarettes, as well.

I hereby call on the total and complete and immediate abolishment of the FDA which, apparently, does not care if American citizens of all creeds, colors, or temperament consume Beaver Ass.

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