The last really contentious split I had involved a woman I had an apartment with. She was in the process of moving out when I stopped by to grab some clothes (I was staying the hell away from her during the process). She wasn't there, but had started breaking down the waterbed, which was hers. It was nearly completely drained, and so I poked several holes in the bottom of the mattress with a fork. Just a little something for her to remember by.

Never heard anything about it, but I'm sure that ended up being a nice watery disaster for her. Bitch. :evil:

**** no. Waaaaaaay too obvious. You'll just look like a tool.

Show up like Switzer, One girl under each arm.

Now, to update, she sent a text this morning........


"Your stuff is all in a bag on the couch and if you really want the necklace back it's on the shelf. I know you don't believe me but I did care about you and im sorry I was a horrible gf. Have a good time in Florida and good luck with everything u do."


The necklace is one of those 'open heart' necklaces that I gave her for Christmas.....I guess she's assuming I might want it back. Not sure if i'll pick it up or not. I don't really want to look at it, and I CAN sell it, but I would never give it to another girl, so maybe it's best for her to hang on to it. Thoughts?

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

It was a gift leave it. Better to live the memory of it with her.

"Don't really want to look at it"?
Man the **** up. Grab that necklace, hit happy hour then go to your favorite gentleman's club where the dancer who pleases you most will find herself wearing a new open heart necklace.

Have you checked the price of gold lately?