Geez these are some lists.

I shook hands with Mickael Gorbachev (sp?) once when he visited IU for a talk back in the mid-90's. I was coming out of the student union early in the morning after getting some coffee and he steps out of a limo with two security guys. Couple of us students walked up and shook hands. Didn't really say anything, but he was polite.

Pretty cool to shake the hands someone who could have destroyed all of mankind if he so inclined.

Parts that they like to keep nice and shiny!

OJ Simpson
Trent Reznor
Chris Vrenna
Arnold Schwarzenegger (I was in middle school)
George Clooney
Morgan Freeman

Many, but only in a "hi how do you do" way not like I know them. My close family member owns a business with several tour coaches driving music acts, stage acts, etc. around the country on tour.

Have partied with the Kotton Mouth Kings on several occasions. Those guys are sharp young men.

A couple times that come to mind are when I was a college freshman.

Mickey Rourke and Terry Farrell were in town together. Went up to their room, Terry asked me if I could get them some blow. Rourke was sitting at the table in the corner, in the dark, smoking a cig, with a pile of crumpled up bills on the table.

I went to Rober Goulet's room to deliver hot water and honey. He wasn't there, propped the door open per procedure, went in and this animal thing landed on my shoulder. Turned out he had a couple of exotic cats, one had jumped on me from the spiral staircase, then the bastard ran out the door. Here's me chasing Robert Goulet's cat down the hallway laughing my ass off at the absurdity of it all.

I have met a few astronauts this was back in high school. Hank Williams Jr. There are a few others but this all I remember at this moment.

God will come ask me for advice sometimes.

Some of the folks I've met & talked to:

Sandra Day O'Connor
Colin Powell
Dick Cheney
Clint Eastwood
Henry Kissinger
Chris Matthews
Guy Fierri
Merlin Olsen
Bill Richardson
Bill Frist
Jim Belushi
Keith Richards

Why do you hate third world buses?

Ahem,.....

What does the top left corner say? I think it's "Good luck in the Bay of Pigs."

I took a piss with DBo and King Carl, talked to him and got his autograph later, didnt feel right to ask when we both had our dicks out

Yeah, you don't want to ask for an autograph in that situation, or if you do, you'd have to specify that you want it written with a pen.

ARE YOU INSULTING MUSLIMS, RM?!







;) :D

Were they going cruising for women in Frankie's neighborhood?

Any contact with the comedy community that Hamm is seemingly balls deep in nowadays, Aukerman, Pardo, Sklars, PFT, etc?