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Cephalic Trauma 05-03-2013 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger (Post 9655255)
I guess they just don't want me to leave them. They probably have vision issues.

HEYOOOOO

durtyrute 05-03-2013 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9655081)
I've been driving a lot lately, lots of time listening to the radio(which sucks more than I remembered) so I've turned to talk radio.

One of the topics the other day essentially said that the 2 biggest causes for divorce today were 1. gambling addition 2. Porn Addiction.

I guess I can see how someone stealing money and lying and putting the family in a bind can cause stress and lack of trust enough to cause a D.

What I became curious about was, where is the line on #2. What is the magic thing that makes someone's porn viewing habit an "addiction".

Women know going into a relationship that pretty much all men like porn, so why are they surprised and butt hurt once they see their man's collection?

Prison Bitch 05-03-2013 02:05 PM

Does anyone really keep a "collection"? Seriously? Just pull it up on your smartphone. Virtual library. On demand. Who the hell keeps old VHS tapes or DVDs around? Or worse, KC Native and his sticky mags?

notorious 05-03-2013 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by durtyrute (Post 9655262)
Women know going into a relationship that pretty much all men like porn, so why are they surprised and butt hurt once they see their man's collection?

They compare themselves to the women in the porn.


"I must have something wrong with me if he needs porn! He likes the girls on there better than me!"

Uh, no. You don't put out enough and I am a guy.

tecumseh 05-03-2013 02:42 PM

Come again.

Hootie 05-03-2013 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 9654896)
for what it's worth, it reduces the chances of pregnancy by a few percentage points at best, but... if you cum in a woman, she could get pregnant REGARDLESS of whether you jerked it a few times or not.

Well no shit.

I don't ever blow it in a girl. I was told by our chemistry teacher when she was trying to get pregnant they told her stud to not ejaculate for 48 hours for best results.

So the fact I have zero kids and I have a history of not wearing condoms, jerking off daily, and always pulling out...

I'm either defying the odds or doing something right. I dated a girl for over a year, we constantly banged, never used a C, and she wasn't on the pill. Boom. I win.

Hootie 05-03-2013 03:01 PM

check that

I'll blow it in a girl who is on the pill (if she lets me)...

either way I'm just accustomed to pulling out at this point I prefer it anyways

I don't like watching it ooze out of her vag when I'm done...kind of grosses me out

Hootie 05-03-2013 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 9654896)
for what it's worth, it reduces the chances of pregnancy by a few percentage points at best, but... if you cum in a woman, she could get pregnant REGARDLESS of whether you jerked it a few times or not.

see reading fail on your part

when did I ever say I was cumming into a woman?

unless you're talking about prejac and AGAIN

so far, so good

Discuss Thrower 05-03-2013 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9655274)
They compare themselves to the women in the porn.


"I must have something wrong with me if he needs porn! He likes the girls on there better than me!"

Uh, no. You don't put out enough and I am a guy.

Well, would it make any difference if she were comparing herself to a bunch of "amateurs" and not porn stars..?

Donger 05-03-2013 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 9655365)
Well no shit.

I don't ever blow it in a girl. I was told by our chemistry teacher when she was trying to get pregnant they told her stud to not ejaculate for 48 hours for best results.

So the fact I have zero kids and I have a history of not wearing condoms, jerking off daily, and always pulling out...

I'm either defying the odds or doing something right. I dated a girl for over a year, we constantly banged, never used a C, and she wasn't on the pill. Boom. I win.

Or perhaps you are sterile.

And, we all win.

BlackHelicopters 05-03-2013 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9655274)
They compare themselves to the women in the porn.


"I must have something wrong with me if he needs porn! He likes the girls on there better than me!"

Uh, no. You don't put out enough and I am a guy.

Pretty much, this.

Prison Bitch 05-03-2013 03:15 PM

All these posts have basically sucked balls since Hamas came on and destroyed the thread with his "runaway teen" comment. I'm effing laughing at my work desk thinking about it.

Buehler445 05-03-2013 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 9655367)
check that

I'll blow it in a girl who is on the pill (if she lets me)...

either way I'm just accustomed to pulling out at this point I prefer it anyways

I don't like watching it ooze out of her vag when I'm done...kind of grosses me out

Then don't watch.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9655377)
Or perhaps you are sterile.

And, we all win.

ROFL

Game, set, match, DONGER.

KC native 05-03-2013 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9655273)
Does anyone really keep a "collection"? Seriously? Just pull it up on your smartphone. Virtual library. On demand. Who the hell keeps old VHS tapes or DVDs around? Or worse, KC Native and his sticky mags?

LOL but I'm the obsessed one.

Hootie 05-03-2013 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9655377)
Or perhaps you are sterile.

And, we all win.

you're telling me


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