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Does anyone really keep a "collection"? Seriously? Just pull it up on your smartphone. Virtual library. On demand. Who the hell keeps old VHS tapes or DVDs around? Or worse, KC Native and his sticky mags?
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"I must have something wrong with me if he needs porn! He likes the girls on there better than me!" Uh, no. You don't put out enough and I am a guy. |
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I don't ever blow it in a girl. I was told by our chemistry teacher when she was trying to get pregnant they told her stud to not ejaculate for 48 hours for best results. So the fact I have zero kids and I have a history of not wearing condoms, jerking off daily, and always pulling out... I'm either defying the odds or doing something right. I dated a girl for over a year, we constantly banged, never used a C, and she wasn't on the pill. Boom. I win. |
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I'll blow it in a girl who is on the pill (if she lets me)... either way I'm just accustomed to pulling out at this point I prefer it anyways I don't like watching it ooze out of her vag when I'm done...kind of grosses me out |
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when did I ever say I was cumming into a woman? unless you're talking about prejac and AGAIN so far, so good |
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And, we all win. |
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All these posts have basically sucked balls since Hamas came on and destroyed the thread with his "runaway teen" comment. I'm effing laughing at my work desk thinking about it.
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Game, set, match, DONGER. |
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