Sammy Parker says hello.

How about Lil Chiefy?

People who fart at Wal Mart then side step it and pretend it didn't happened.

Amen brother.

"guilty party always speaks first"

elevators are better.
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Oh god.

Seminars, roundtables, logistics...

All those words can get aids.

You mean everybody isn't dying to read my 500 word facebook account of the game?

"I'll ping [whoever]"

He who smelt it dealt it

Each skunk smells his own hole first

I'm pretty sure most of the people I've seen at Wal-Mart just say "Boy dat der was a good one. Smell that one, ma?"

People who only find women attractive if they weigh 100 or less and have no feminine characteristics. I think they're either repressed pedophiles or reincarnated death camp guards.

People who reek, especially first thing in the morning. It's nice that you got up and ran five miles this morning, but you could have run 4.5 miles and had time to wash your stinking ass.

Anybody who says "I support the Second Amendment, but..."

People who think everyone on earth is a racist but them, especially all those goddamn hicks, rubes, rednecks and crackers. And people who are so wrapped up in liberal guilt that they actually take those people seriously.

People who for some reason seem to think they speak for people that they really don't actually speak for.

This brings to mind something that happened to my old boss who was also a good friend

We were at Churchill Downs for a weekday at the races. We took the elevator to Winners Row and halfway up he let one rip that made the elevator smell like a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer day.

As we exited the elevator a refined older couple got into the elevator and the lady said "Oh My Goodness, what died in here?" And my buddy, without missing a beat said as the door was closing 'Thank you very much"

I laughed so hard I cried....

Control freaks.

Illegals.

Lottery losers in line at the gas station.