Worthless from Dyson

For the people wondering why Dyson doesn't get more playing time, there you go.

how in the fuck do you watch that pitch go by?

That's what diminutive slap dick hitters do....

Yep. And for those who bitch when Ned bunts w 0 outs.

Apparently we're only free swingers when the pitch is out of the strike zone...

Good AB Esky.

Thank God King Slapdick is coming up!

So you've noticed our yearly trend? It's a great tactic. Make that pitcher guess what you are going to swing at!

Aoki up with the power threat

Best scoring opportunity of the day, and probably the only one.

Here comes Slapdick hitter number two. Maybe he'll get an inside pitch and flop his way on?

360 degree swing at some point this at bat?????

Colon, you're going to have to steal 3rd buddy

Exactly.

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