Moo juice is how you woo Luv, not the other way around.

Exactly. LMAO

Yes, because I want advice from people who cant find a Valentine.

And don't let that man of yours fool you, luv. No matter what he says, semen isn't 'chock full of electrolytes.'

Yeah, uh, there's still a lot about me he needs to learn. I don't think I've shared the grape Gatorade fetish with him yet.

Let him **** 1 of your girlfriends if you love him

I didn't say every girl. Just most.

You are the present...
 

I'm going to assume that you are old enough to be in an adult relationship when responding to your question.

My opinion is straight men, don't typically want gifts for Vday that doesn't involve sex. Not just the same ol sex you always have, but do something different to mark the occasion of Vday. He probably took you to a nice dinner, got you some small but nice gift of flowers or something... so you should:

- wear new sexy nighty to bed, and/or;

- wrap a bow around yourself, and nothing else, when you come to bed (my personal favorite). This indicates that you are his for whatever he wants. For example, my wife and I have a few unwritten lists. One is a "never" list (most of these are things I'd never want to do either) and another is a "special occasion" list. This one is stuff (positions, acts, etc) that either aren't her favorite thing or doesn't really enjoy - but I do. :evil: The bow indicates we are playing from the "Special Occasion" playbook for the evening - for as long as I can last (which sadly is never as long as I hope). At three months, you may or may not have established these unspoken lists yet... or are still in the stage where you are doing everything because you want to be the "cool chick" so this may not work for you yet.

- Maybe role play. (Dress up like a naughty teacher, or nurse, or whatever. Pretty much just get out your naughty Halloween costumes and go with one of them) My wife and I tried this once and both of us just thought it was stupid, but some people really dig it.

- Different location is always a treat too. If you guys typically have sex in the same place.... surprise him by getting things going somewhere that he doesn't expect.

- Love coupon book. This sounds corny - but it's fantastic - and is actually a present you can wrap, so you might like that. It's pretty much the "special occasion" playbook again in the form of a coupon book. He can cash in these coupon's throughout the year and you pretty much need to accept them (no "I'm too tired", or "not tonight") when the coupon comes out. Unless he's a complete dirt bag, he won't spring one on you when you are sick or have to be up super early the next day.

- Etc etc. There's a buch of different stuff that you can do to make sex on Vday differet than the sex you normally have - unless you guys are just all out all the time. For me, I don't want a new garage tool on Vday. Or a sports shirt, or a Blu-ray... Those are bday presents and Christmas presents. Vday for guys, in my opinion, is about sex. That may come off sounding like a typical pig-guy thing to say. But it isn't. It's a compliment to you, the ladies, that YOU yourself are the gift that men want.

Happy Valentines Day. P.S. If you are my daughter, forget everything you just read and get him an air freshner for his car. Solid gift idea.

If you shovel the shit ton of condescension out of that post it may be read able. But not by much.

"Still in the stage..." Your woman has trained you well. Not only will she dole out sexual favors she flat out does not enjoy but there are 2 separate lists for you to order a la carte. And at the end of the day she gets to be the evolved chick while the rest of us who are happily participating in a vigorous sex life are just... Growing up?

Ridiculous to imply that there is a cool stage to grow out of just because the average woman has better things to do with her time than waste it on crap that she doesn't like. Or on lists. Wtf.

That pretty much goes for any holiday.

Ha ha ha... hilarious. There was no condescension at all in my post. I didn't imply that the "cool stage" is something to grow out of, you read it that way. My experience in many relationships is that people try to put their best foot forward at the beginning of relationships... for men, that manifests itself as dressing nicer, always shaving, being the perfect gentleman etc. For women, they laugh at every joke, feign an interest in sports when they aren't at all interested, and often are more adventurous in bed than they truly like to be. When the relationship moves out of the new stage and into a longer relationship, many of these things settle back in and we become more or less how we really are. That's when the relationship either survives or ends. There was no condescension.

And yes, my woman has trained me well. The lists as I said are unwritten and everyone has one. You have one. There are things that you absolutely will not do. If your wife/girlfriend said, "hey, I want to have a three way with me, you and my uncle bob". If you say "**** no" you have a "never" list. If your girlfriend doesn't really like to (enter some of your favorite sex acts here), but does occasionally because you like them, then she has a "occasional" list and you either abide by it or you are not a very good partner to her, are raping her, or you will dump her. Very rarely do two people have exactly the same preferences in bed or the same level of sex drive. But how glorious that would be.

Edit... I may have incorrectly assumed you were a man in my last post. Not my intent. Please switch up the examples I gave from a woman's perspective assuming that is the case.

I answered from a woman's perspective.

Not only would I find it completely DISGUSTING to force my partner to do something sexually that he didn't want to do, I would find it inherently a turn off in every single aspect of his nature from there on out.

But yay for you.

What the hell are you talking about? I don't force my wife to do anything. It never ceases to amaze me the want of people to jump into blog fights.

So weird. You get to have an opinion but I don't?

By force I mean wheedle and put out the ribbon. I don't think you rape your wife, but if you think it's a symbol of you guys being EXTRA healthy because she'll do things she does not enjoy, then you guys are kind of sad.

I'm not the one throwing the insults around here and calling people sad. Sure you can have an opinion. I'd just prefer you express it in way that is different than ever other "likes to fight guy" on this forum.

I have no idea what this means "By force I mean wheedle and put out the ribbon."