The Cincinnati suburbs are the same way, they get me for 1.5%.
On top of the trash service, they have free yard waste removal (Leaves/Tree branches).
They also will deliver all the free mulch you want, you just call or email and they will come and dump it in your driveway.

Another interesting perk, you can reserve the city dump trucks for renovation/junk waste removal. They will park it in your driveway on Friday evening, you fill it up over the weekend and they pick it up Monday morning and dump it for you in the landfill.

aerator / dethatch/ weed n feed (sounds like you can afford landscaper tho)

go with a sears craftsman lawnmower

dunno about pool tables but im assuming used is the way to go

uber fo shiz

10pm dial it back to a low roar and turn down the tunes a lil

i dunno im still looking for a damn barber

mcdonalds 1 dollar coffee drive thru

get a huge bazooka tube and blast some old school mega bass rap

Oh god...no...no...NO. It's bad enough we have people recommending Toros in this thread.

Your lawn is now your child.

FWIW, Consumer Reports recommends 4 or 5 models of Honda mowers as their top mowers. I think there's a Toro model thats also recommended, but it appears that Honda is the way to go.

BTW, I would highly recommend Art's Billiard Supply (it's over near Independence Center) if you're looking for a pool table. It's a family run business in pretty good sized store. Lots to choose from. Very nice folks too.

I went suburban last year. Got myself a man cave. Now we're having a baby and my wife can't wait to put kid shit down there.

Does she already have two black eyes?

If not............

She's pregnant now. I figure I'll wait until the baby is out before I give her the St. Joe eyeshadow.

LMAO

When shit goes wrong, youtube, if you are too stupid to figure that out call dad or old white guy neighbor. Well, unless you pissed off the neighbor blocking his driveway moving in. Then **** you.

I've got a man cave.....complete with walk in gun vault and animal mounts on the walls........and I never go there because it looks like a bus full of barbi dolls crashed into a bunch of #superherolivesmatter interstate blockade down there now....and I doubt anything other than some Disney channel has been on my tv since December.


I'm never giving up my man room.

:hmmm: lets just call it what it is / will inevitably become... and thats as it should be

Go get' em, Strongside

ill attest to this.


I made this drive today in fact.


Bunch of dumb ****s

Small town here too. Mine is through the water bill

It's horrible.