That zero from aiyuk killed me.

I lost in all 4 leagues im in. I've lost my touch. I'm turning in my man card.

Thanks to you I wasn't the lowest scorer.

Also I went 1-3. By snatching defeat from the jaws of victory when the ravens gave up that last td.

Most TDs in week 1 and 2nd highest score... damn, I still got it. :D

Not that it will last long haha.

Heeeeeeey there boys!!!!!!! (Only time you’ll hear me brag, gonna go get my ass handed to me by Crow this week).

I have a tough match up against kellerfox.. yikes.

Shh, don't tell him I said this: He's a push over. I gave him the week one win so he wouldn't spiral into a deep depression.

#Accurate
#FactsAreFacts

For $50 I'll let you set my roster :D

I'd rather admit to myself that im a below average fantasy manager who tinkers too much.

Speaking of tinkering... Anyone else notice that Burt churned half his roster after week 1? (Minor exaggeration)

#coward.

#haha.

#hegonnakillme.

#welp.

#cabletech94hasbigpeepee.

I can get behind that last hashtag

#dunerdriscool.

I'd rather be behind it than in front of it. I think. Maybe. Ah, **** it I don't want to be anywhere near it.