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BWillie 05-29-2023 05:41 PM

Do what you want, whenever you want to do it. If you can't, you've already messed up.

Never be indebted to someone else.

I am first.

Never steal, never borrow, never hurt anyone. Do what you say. Say what you do.

Jewish Rabbi 05-29-2023 05:49 PM

Can’t get a bitch pregnant with anal

Hammock Parties 05-29-2023 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16962298)
Lmao I forgot about that ****in pos car

billay complete made that up, dude LMAO

you guys are so gullible

Bearcat 05-29-2023 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Talisman (Post 16962428)
In marriage, arguments are a given. You are going to get in these tug of war fights. Some advice I was given recently was drop the rope. Even when you"win" an argument with your spouse, you've lost.

I see people get so damn defensive over stuff and I wish more people realized there are at least a few people in your world who aren't ever out to get you, aren't ever looking to hurt your feelings, or doing something on purpose to piss you off, etc..... and there are also a whole hell of a lot of people who are innocently asking you that question or providing some instruction/advice, etc.

Prison Bitch 05-29-2023 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 16962259)
My wife tried to pull that same shit on me. I said how'd you like to not see me for awhile. About a week later swelling went down enough in that right eye where she could see me again.






Well said

stumppy 05-29-2023 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 16963011)
Well said

:D


That was funny as hell back in the 80's. Hell, even 10-15 yrs ago.

Saulbadguy 05-30-2023 06:15 AM

I've had 100% success with asking my waiter for a to go cup for my partially finished alcoholic beverage.

tredadda 05-30-2023 06:39 AM

Hard work does not guarantee success, but you can guarantee that you won’t be successful without it.

Buddy Rich 05-30-2023 07:53 AM

1. The Lord loves a workin man
2. Don't trust whitey
3. See a doctor and get rid of it (std's)

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ptlyon 05-30-2023 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddy Rich (Post 16963384)
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Bro.

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...2&postcount=81

But yours was done better! :thumb:

Buddy Rich 05-30-2023 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 16963393)
Bro.

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...2&postcount=81

But yours was done better! :thumb:

Oops...

I did look quickly through a lot of responses and couldn't believe someone hadn't posted this sage advice.

I just watched the whole thing again for the first time in forever. So good.

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ptlyon 05-30-2023 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddy Rich (Post 16963404)
Oops...

No worries bro.

"I'm not going to miss the money, I'm gonna miss all the stuff"

ChiTown 05-30-2023 08:59 AM

My Advice
 
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AdolfOliverBush 05-30-2023 09:17 AM

**** bitches, make money, don't have kids.

stevieray 05-30-2023 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Tylerthigpen!1! (Post 16961876)
I'd still be in the faith if christians actually did this.

This reads like a copout.

Let's not pretend d that you never failed in your daily walk.


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