WTF?

The dude has a smoking hot wife.

I think what everyone wants to know is...


Did the test results show a blue line or two blue lines

Shouldnt you be out walking your dog with a jar of peanut butter

That's not funny.

And I believe I've answered that several times today.

yeah it was

Oh? Why is that?

Did you have any expectations as to how this would turn out? Are you disappointed or indifferent? Are you going to climb back on that horse and try again? I'm sorry the chemistry wasn't there. I'm even more sorry if you're disappointed.

Not diasppointed at all. I wasn't really sure what to expect going into it. Will this stop me from dating? Hell no.

I came all this way to Springfield and all I got were these lousy blueballs.

Aren't there any local guys on your dating service that peaked your interest ?

Nope. I so need to move. It's time for a change.

I think we should just give luv her own category on here in some other room like Media or something....there she can ask all her questions about every thing she wants... like which gatorade is better to drink - grape or lemon lime; whether or not she should do the horizontal tango on the first date; and what she should eat for dinner that night....

I would want to move if I lived in Springfield, too.

Didn't you just get a new job, btw yeah, gtfo springfield

oh and in it could also be included where she can move to, whether she should wipe her ass with charmin or always save; and what she should believe about anything ever that existed in the world.

Which do you prefer?

Ouch. That's rather catty.

Someone must be feeling left out.

There must be some animosity I'm not aware of.

nah...i thought it was funny. She seems to need a lot of help in life is all.

and because she seems to need a lot of help in life you chose to offer her insults?
:hmmm:

women insult other women cause it makes them feel better lol

While I do start a lot of threads seeking advice, this one was meant to just let out some nerves and create a humorous thread.

My initial reaction was to laugh, and tell you nicely done. Another thought was to act all offended. Would have given the thread a second burst (or a first one). I'm not in the mood to go that route, though.

To answer a few of those, though, I prefer Cottonelle. Also, everyone knows which Gatorade I prefer. :)

Actually, insulting men makes me feel pretty good. I'm weird though.

if a guy would have said it, would it have been catty then?

it wasn't insulting, it was simply an offering of space for Luv to ask her burning questions?

It could be called something clever..... Luv's Playroom or Luv's Couch (you know because of the whole psychologist's office with the couch and all?)

If a guy would post every reeruned little thought they had on this message board and posted as much self deprecating BS as much as luv does, they'd be neg repped in to the cellar by now. :hmmm:

But, that's the way the internet works.

agreed...so Saul, what kind of toilet paper do you prefer?

Cottonelle Aloe & Vitamin E double rolls. It's like wiping your ass with 1000 thread count egyptian cotton sheets.

i wipe my ass with kittens.

nothing's softer, and they make the cutest noise when i flush them

well this took a horrible turn :shudder:

ROFL

Only if he were gay.

Luv's Burning Place?

Luv's Lounge?

Hell, if it's for me, I might as well offer up suggestions for the name, too.

Luv Sofa

Luv Handles?

"luv that Joker!"

That's my favorite!

ROFL

Luv Muffin
Luv thy Neighbor
Luv in the 1st Degree
Luv Stinks
Luv is a Battlefield

Sorry...got on a music trip there for a while

or
Luv the one your with...:)

Luv's Lufa?

luv gun

Athan's luv toy

Slippery wet Luv mound

So can someone pm a recap of how the date went-this thread has gotten out of hand

now thats funny

I guess I will never know?

It's been three days and NONE OF THESE GIRLS ARE MESSAGING ME?!!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!

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looks like the Star Trek geek is your best option at this point or there might be a creepy dude in Chicago available?

lie ?

78%

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=KarenB789

SCORE!

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/3...7949493ak7.jpg

Languages: English (Fluently)

Hmm, well I'm definatly good at being independant

One I winked at. I believe we were 96%.


http://www.match.com/profile/ShowPro...RN=4#dowematch

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/86/68/37758668A.jpeg

Wow. Another psycho.

that guy is playing pocket pool

heh, the dude is playing pocket pool while getting his picture taken.

Damn you Demon!!!

believe me. I know creepy and pocket pool

This is Springfield.

He's the cutest one I have.

awww isn't tat sweet.

:ZZZ:

This one winked at me.

http://www.match.com/profile/showpro...e=jdc7659&DO=0

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/91/27/36919127A.jpeg

He looks weird.

Likes : hanging out at the middle school around lunchtime
dislikes:girls and boys over 13

If the reerun can't figure out MS Paint, he won't be able to figure out the process of purchasing an airlines ticket.

Yep, that's definitely the piercing stare of a psychopath.

I feel a lot better about my self image after seeing the creepy sobs in this thread, especially being a Star Trek fan that will NEVER allow himself to be photographed in an improvised uniform.

That being said, I've got as good as a chance of hooking up with college girls in a few months as GoChiefs does.

Oh geezus! Die thread! Die! Die! DIE!

that chipotle opens on friday--so you have that to look forward to I guess

I drove by and noticed it was nearing completion. Considering I've heard Taco Bell is better, I might as well just go next door.

Gee. That is one way to keep the thread alive for another week.

that's pretty sad, really... I recalled your thread about it (I had no clue it was a national chain), and seeing as I drive past it literally every day, it caught my eye

what pisses ME off is that I wanted a frosty the other night, and fucking wendy's on battlefield closed ten minutes early. fuckers

Huh, usually I instadeath a thread whenever I post in it.

Either way, this thread has made me chuckle on a somewhat down day.

Well, then it was worth every embarrassing moment. :)