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CoMo told Seal it was okay to run with scissors
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CoMo secured the blue blazers zip line
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CoMo gave marital advice to Chris Benoit.
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CoMo was in charge of additives for Menu Foods.
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CoMo taught Travis Henry how to put on a condom.
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CoMo gave Oliver Miller diet tips.
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CoMo gave Cory Lidle flying lessons.
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CoMo went door to door to the members of Westboro Baptist selling seasons of Queer Eye
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CoMo doesn't think this thread will reach 1000 posts.
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CoMo gave Michael Jackson the recipe to "Jesus Juice"
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CoMo's Oscar picks are announced to a nationwide audience every year. They are called The Razzies.
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CoMo said it was impossible for women to get multiple orgasms.
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CoMo said Lohan would wait until marriage.
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CoMo never votes on a Rainman poll.
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CoMo thought GoChiefs could win a beard growing contest.
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CoMo said Terry Schiavo would "come out of it" sooner or later.
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CoMo thought Family Guy would never come back to FOX.
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CoMo thought Luke would turn to the Dark Side.
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CoMo got Muhammad Ali a pen and pencil set for Christmas
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CoMo thought Anakin would not follow Palpatine.
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CoMo told Michael Phelps to relax.
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CoMo thought Obama was a finely woven cotton fabric introduced to Europe in the 1600s.
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CoMo told millions of kids in the 90's to buy pogs.
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CoMo's Super Bowl pick yearly clothes thousands of starving African children
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CoMo told Johnny Cash that he was meant to sing Christian rock.
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CoMo advised Jessica Simpson and Katy Perry to stick to Christian music.
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CoMo helped Jeffrey Dahmer write a cook book.
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CoMo invented the 8-track.
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CoMo thought Ray Charles would give a high five when offered a raised, stretched hand.
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CoMo told Arnold Schwarzenager that he would make a better politician than a movie star.
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CoMo thought the United States would abandon standard measurements for the metric system.
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CoMo pitched The Gobbledygooker to Vince McMahon.
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CoMo helped the Turkish government design they're driving structure and rules.
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CoMo recommends giving aspirin to children with fevers.
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CoMo told a friend to go to a bathhouse when he was looking for St. John's Wort.
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CoMo recommends drinking the Kool Aid.
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CoMo said Stephen King would never make it as a writer.
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CoMo writes movie reviews for Rolling Stone and called Battlefield Earth a "Tour of Force" [sic].
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CoMo suggested that Stephen King should add an epilogue to Dark Tower 7. :#
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CoMo told TomCash that a new identity fixes everything on the Planet.
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CoMo suggested the plotline for the final episode of Seinfeld.
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CoMo taught the BTK killer knot-tying.
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Como suggested the emo dance scene in "Spiderman 3".
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CoMo suggested "History Awaits" to Lew Perkins.
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CoMo wanted to keep "D'oh" out of the Oxford English Dictionary.
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CoMo told Jeter to marry that broad.
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CoMo told the director of "Curious Case of Benjamin Button" that two hours was too short for a good movie.
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Como loaned Heath Ledger a couple prescriptions to help him relax.
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CoMo bought stock in the Slayer Diablo "Elevator to the Moon" plan.
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Como inspected and approved the o-rings for the Challenger.
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CoMo is the guy who let shyguyms referee boys basketball games.
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CoMo worked behind the scenes to co-design the spinner defense.
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CoMo told Gunther to start Warren Moon
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Jenna Jameson credits CoMo for her chasteness.
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CoMo said Will Shields was a bigger locker room cancer than TO.
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Como's the guy who taught badgirl about underwater hurricanes.
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CoMo told Clemons that they never tape that shit.
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CoMo coordinated the defense of DC in 1814.
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CoMo told the Value Jet pilots that the Everglades were a safe place to land.
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CoMoChief ratted on her brother to her parents about the 12-pack her brother had in his room.
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CoMo was Mr. Blonde's defense attorney.
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